Luckily it only seems 'eternal', before your body takes care of your self-inflicted pain. ;D

The most annoying one of all.

this is me *cries and dies*

This is the sanitized version. The reality is that it's running down the side of your leg leaving a streak. Ewww

Sometimes im too lazy to change it xD

i start laughing when i do it

mothers seem to have a sixth sense and always walk in when you have a quick break just to complain that you're not doing anything >.<

I hate when this happens!

Obviously its all a vast Right-Wing Conspiracy. ;D

If you think this is terrible, try forgetting about the little fellow's needs. ;D

I think the worst of this is when English professors try to read things like, the Oedipal complex into Shakespeare plays and the like - Freud was WRONG, dammit! Psychoanalysis is a pseudoscience mostly based off of pre-scientific psychology and assumptions. Most people don't work that way (Hell, Oedipus didn't work that way)!

"Okay, I'm serious now!" 5 seconds later.. (dies laughing)

This has happened to me TOO many times

Too relatable, this always happens to me!

If this isnt the truth 😂

I hate hearing my own voice -.-

This was the ultimate goal of my childhood.

MY CHILDHOOD FEAR

But at times, I write such a terribly wrong spelling that even Google gives up. :-/

Sometimes you just need that cat video...

Its so relatable

awkward

hahahahahaha

The most important lesson of my life

Papercut detection gel :D

IT HAPPENS :)

Or when you miss a step on the stairs...

I always wondered why people put their worn out gum under counters. But I never wanted to throw up over it. :O

Yes but have you stepped on a lego?

I can't stand hearing people chew on crunchy or hard food...So fkn annoying!

Happens all the time.. 😂😭👌🏻

Me everytime I watch a make up tutorial q___q

??

'Judge doodles' awesome

I don't think people should have to fight wrinkles AND acne!

Baaad num - nums even tho your mom always says it is sweet and tasted great it never is ...

I just say "haha" for everything I find funny. I just don't go over that because that's a bit much for me.

Literally me all the time! XD

"I was just pondering that question myself teacher... what a great question... let me know when you've got the answer!" *runs off*

Yeah