LMFAOOO

If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid

Oh my effing God, too much. I love this.

sit, s**t, all the same thing , right?

"Not soon enough."

I wonder if cats love empty boxes for a similar reason. Dun dun duuun

it does feel like that sometimes..

wow that got dark

So true... So true.

Very cute.

Ahhh hahaha! Very awkward, I likes!

Both dogs and cats have licenses where I live... guess I better hide the car keys.

Hahaha...!

There's a solid chance they're plotting this even without a pandemic...

that was unexpected but still wholesome.

Mood

Well supposedly that's only been touched by clean hands. Nevertheless I always use my feet, legs, elbow, tongue or any other extension than my hands

...good to know everyone knows to do good

I like Hawaiian pizza. Its sweet and salty

Ouch

This is exactly how I imagine it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!

:D

I once caught a long skirt in an escalator and had to tear the fabric to get it loose.

Me.

Well if i paid for it then i want it done right. I would definitely tell the waiter politely that this is not what I ordered and i would like to get the right order. I wouldn't send it back though if it was really something minor, i would feel bad about wasting the food and incurring the restaurant extra cost. Be moderate about everything in life, know when to give people a free pass and also learn how to show your canines for a******s

I used to be a waitress.I'VE SEEN THINGS. I always try to be nice to people touching my food.

But you don't want to be a 'Karen', so the broken glass and maggots are totes fine.

just add more flavor too it

Karen?

Don’t send it back. If it’s that bad to begin with, you’ll just get a fresh spit burger with extra spit.

Ridiculous. That giant stone gives me the chills in the film and it did it here!

This kid is already traumatized for life :)

'Merica! Seriously, though...At least the raccoon did signal.

He deserved that!