So true.

There is much truth in this.

"A vasectomy, maybe a hysterectomy just to be safe."

I hate going to the hairdressers because I hate small talk! I don't blame them as I know lots of people want that. Can anyone recommend a hairdresser who doesn't ask questions? I don't care where- America, UK, India, Australia, the middle of the Sahara desert.....I'm willing to travel!!

Then in winter we cuddle so much to make up for the lack of cuddling in the summer.

Considering using this on some people... :D

Lol his face!!

But it only comes when you JUST changed the sheets and are wearing your favorite underwear. Sometimes I wish I was a boy.

Tomorrow there will be other cookies, I cannot be selfish with little things. Love is more important.

Lace the fingers of both hands together so that this time the other thumb is on top. That feels really wrong ^^

Amen

This is more correct than I could have imagined.

The same.

Moon, what moon? Zzzzz Zzzzz

I didn't have that kind of a mum. She was a good person, just not the nurturing type of maternal.

I love the drawings where her arms are going up and down! Cute.

Smart couple. Two blanket solved so many potential problem. Hehehehe

A Perfect Circle shirt is a nice touch!

Note the 2 seperate blankets. Prevention of blanket theft during the 3am roll over. I will love him but never share a blanket with him why because I want to keep loving him. Smart couple

That is so cute!

:'(

Awww, I do similar things to my sister :D

Truth!

I love winter because I can bundle myself up in warm and fuzzy coats.

Had to get a little old kitty out of the road yesterday - lost and confused as he has dementia (I found out when I got him to people who knew him). Such a bony little lad but his purr still came through strong and true.

tool <3

Yep

Mistake number one was the broom - get the vacuum cleaner.

You're flawless no matter what! 😘

Linkin parks leave out all the rest lyrics. Love this song will be my funeral song for sure

Omgosh💚💚💚💚

<3

Sometimes it only takes a little to be happy

me and my husband!

#Selfcare

Oh, yes. And pictures on the walls.

Unripe tomatoes are loathsome!!

I sleep without pants because it's a lot comfier and I don't have the issue of pants rolling up my legs.

That really is me. Woke him up two nights ago when I fell into the wardrobe...

Ouch! And why I get mine waxed lol

ALL AMZING BANDS

I was afraid for a moment but

i'm with him on this one

The third time I looked at the panel I noticed she said 'b***h' really quietly lol

I can't listen to any Linkin Park song without feeling sad these days. But still listen to them every day.

nothing worse than morning breath

They are so adorable I just want to go through the screen and hug them.

He's a cat.

If this isn't the most accurate s**t I don't know what is

i got excited about a pinecone once...it was really pretty okay

it´s the little things...

This is exactly my husband and I.

You should watch the russian short film "Hedgehog in the fog" (1975). it has the same story, but deeper. I cried often about it.

I hate Valentine's Day ever since my sister's husband's funeral took place on February 14th :(

i don't know about anyone else, but i used to doodle on my school papers all the time, and when i would look back at old quizzes and tests to study i would always be thinking 'hey, i've actually improved!'

I see your true colors, thats why i love you, so dont be afraid to show your true colors~

The power of music

What it's like when it's hot outside and cold inside.