snails have over 12,000 teeth. this is a fact.

stupid brain, know nothing know it all...

You asked for it

In a distant galaxy a new supernova was detected.

kid got mad skillz

that's one way to do it...

“You either speak to your Maker or you going to meet Him very soon.”

This made me laugh out loud.

In MURICA he would have been shot back!

CATCH THAT TV CHANNEL

Harsh but effective if you aren't after true beliefs or converts.

Ok - one decent and unexpected attempt at a joke... 5 lame vs 1 OK.

Don't be too surprised if this becomes an actual thing in the future...

Turn this into a movie: "Jesus is back...with a vengeance!" (starring Mr.Schwartzenegger as Jesus: - Told ya to be good! :-)

I'm a priest. I never thought of it before.. It's a good idea... See ya later..

laser pope XD

Go in peace!

I want that kind of priest but how I wish he fights crime by doing that.

the horror...

True love at its best

Someone said "Happy Birthday" to me.. Then i answered "you too" Am i an alien or human??

Yikes!!!! Why is Mom naked?????

This one makes me imagine Clark Kent's job interview before he became a journalist. Actually, now I want a Superman series spin off about the part of his life when he was unemployed and struggling.

Wondering when someone would make that joke...

and that's how that happened

never stop to think

He must be tired

reminded me of classic joke, "Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle? A: Too many cheetahs"

The demon looked nice

Me and my friends from high school. The passing of time is a b*tch.

I'm glad they blurred out the 'i'...

I want to know what we are getting in exchange please.

Well, that escalated quickly

but what's the best order to watch them?

Dead man make no mistakes

Rip Bob Ross

where the fudge does he live? a zoo?

is he in a mental hospital?

Too funny

He's right.

First time seeing Genie coming out of "Lamp" of this style!

That’s awkward

That's like the Radiohead song!!! Don't remember the name.... >_>

finish him!!!!

Me

I dont...CARE about you or your stupid baby!....er, no offence, I'm sure it's very nice

death and taxes

real

Life moves on so quickly

all fashion no passion

If his blood is straight up wine how wasted is he

I guess the blurring out of expletives department had the day off...

That turned quickly

That sniper has super skills! even while falling he was able to pin point!

RIP Guy Guyson

Awwww