THIS. Middle managers are suddenly keenly aware of how unnecessary they are. Micromanagers are feeling the pressure and reality that they are NOT as needed as they think they are.

Stop writing comics about me

tomorrow's a day of impending doom

Every single job that advertises requirements of "knowledge" and "skill" is really just like this.

The simpler solution is to make the password requirement minimum like 14 chars. And let people keep it. 14 chars is basically uncrackable with brute force.

on a post-it note and stick it on the monitor.

Now we know why the cellphone companies announce a new model every, what is it, six months? And probably explains Windows 11, too.

Everybody hates sales. And this be why.

The Scotty method.

Exactly!

Cameras on is a pointless requirement in most online meetings.

I was this guy. Do not recommend. Squeaky wheel gets the grease.

DO THIS FROM NOW ON

I tend to avoid job postings that include those terms.

Always the email

exactly. If your page contains ANY of the above, OR animated gif banners, or "subscribe" popups with overlays, i CLOSE it INSTANTLY. BOOM f**k you and your advertising revenue. If your advert banners are STILL, I do not care how many they are. Just make sure (A) they do not intrude into the content and (B) they do not move or animate or make sounds.

Yup

agreement on the meeting date for the next meeting OR agreement to create a subcommittee to discuss the issues that were on the agenda.

not in your job description. If you put out those other fires, they get added to your job description.

agile meaning do not follow plans, just jump whenever the client says "frog"

my dad is learning the guitar bc he barely has anything to do in work from home.

accurate. Make sure you start your graph baseline at the top of the last results so that your 1% improvement can be exaggerated to 100% and that you report year-to-date results rather than quarterly. done!!

which makes absolutely no sense.

LOL

With ADHD it is the exact opposite for me. I don't my talking time to end.

opt out. sell s**t on etsy instead.