🤣 That's adorable!

But doesn't an apple a day keep the doctor away? 🤔

Depression is naked. 😅😅

Ooohhhhh so thats why!!

Every damm time.

i want that to happen to me

and i am out of sauce.

Yeah but then I don't have to cook some more the next day. I just heat water to a simmer or boil , drop in cold noodles and they get hot and separate at the same time. Takes three minuets to heat water and drop and eat.

Dave gets to be useful 24/7 now. The others-only at break time.

etty LY

This is Soo cute

Ah, reddit. Where dreams go to die :)

that's a good one

*Roomba comes rolling in and knocks them all out of the way*

If anyone wants an unbreakable phone, get a trackphone. I used to have one, and I may have thrown it at a wall a couple of times just to test it out.

Are those...pubes?!! Lmao

Birds and the bees

But he was a housewarming present.

Okay, he has no business being THAT thicc

Daniel, this is discrimination and generalization.

This made me bust out laughing. I really need to stop looking at Bored Panda while my husband and child sleep beside me. I'm afraid I'm going to wake them up when I shake the bed laughing.

Hahahaba, been there, done that. Author Self experience ? 😅😉

Me. I care......

RIP Yellow Liquid 2019 - 2019

Yo dawg, I heard you like sunglasses...

Not going to lie, there are some pretty insane mario-maker levels out there.

My brain at 3 am.

They could dish it out, but they couldn't take it.

:(

Me too!

If it were a train (of thought) I'd say it went off the rails

mice always get eaten