"can't even fit my farts" I'm dying.

me as a cat

AWWWW!

When you walk through a door into another environment, sometimes your brain actually resets. It's called "the doorway effect". Google it.

"Maybe if I walk around it'll come back!"

EVERY. DAMN. DAY. ALMOST.

I'm the master of losing things without even moving. I'm a model-builder and sometimes can't find my x-acto when I didn't even get out of the chair. I had it, I set it down and now it's nowhere to be found. Drives me nuts. I try to actively think when I put things down so that doesn't happen but a lot of times I even forget to do that.

Waiter: has ability to ask how everything is while everyone is chewing.

i have the opposite problem. they always say it's spicy, and it's never spicy enough....

love how the can magically becomes see through!

soooo me

I would rather bite. Chocobars have a very satisfying crunch when bitten

I lost it at Yahgen Frooz

All...the...damn...time...and my boyfriend finds them in his clothes too lol

too cute!

Keep this up and I will have to start wearing adult diapers.

Too funny!

ikr! its like SHUT UP SIRI IM TRYING TO JAM HERE

shock

I can relate. Lmaoo

Love is great

teacher: "i'll give you one minute to brainstorm" me:

OMG WHAT I THINK EVERY SINGLE CHINESE NEW YEAR 🤣🤣🤣

I would love that!

I love Nintendo switch too!

Me except I don't have any to begin wth.

I can't do either.