If Disney bought Star Wars just a little sooner

Grandma (paternal) loved lemon meringue pie. When my parents got married, Mom didn't know how to cook. She learned quickly, and decided she was ready for the big one: lemon meringue pie for her MIL. Mom followed the recipe 100%. She even managed an edible meringue, which I understand is difficult for beginners. The recipe left out one word. It said to add the lemon to the mixture. It did not say stir. Grandma got the piece with all the lemon.

We approve. Now to unalive the ornaments!

White collar crime among the one percenters.

Aerial "thoughts and prayers".

Too soon! It'll always be too soon! Windows 95, come baaaaack! ;_;

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No comments on such a good picture?? Lemme fix that 😜👍🙄😅😎💯😜☺️ but rly tho, I try and keep this attitude about it ✨

If only Harry never did that 😔

I couldn't have been an actress. I'd fall asleep for real.

Why’d you have to be so mean?

When onions are the reason for tears, you're winning.

Onion balls

Shouldn't it be Man-Spider?

Pictures from more than 6,000 years ago. Conflict ends in a tie. Win-win.

Don't worry, he's like a Goron. He may be stuck down their, but he doesn't actually need air. But he is stuck down their and would appreciate some help getting back out.

Copyright infringement?

now i can die peacefully

Is that Carrot Top?

When life beecomes unbearable. (Sorry. It was too obvious to resist. Someone had to do it. )

If a man likes you he will still like you, maybe buy you some cream as well

Sooner or later, they all eat you alive.

Not always tho

A young woman joined a cloistered convent. It was non-verbal. She was there for 5 years when the mother superior called her in. "My child, you have done well. You may say two words." The young nun said, "Bed hard." Five years more go by, and the mother superior calls the nun in again, for a further two words. "Food cold." On her fifteenth anniversary, she's called again. "I quit!" The mother superior shook her head. "I'm not surprised. You've done nothing but complain since you got here."

Ooo. Ooo-oo

A healthy relationship has boundaries. Without them, someone's gonna get burned

Numb - Linkin park

The guy with the butt face in the back has me laughing way too much

RDJ for the win, every time.

A little honesty can save a lot of time and aggravation.

Except Mom's house was destroyed when he was a baby....

"I don't believe in god." So you're an atheist? "What? No, I've just seen their work."

Assface? On second thought, it fits.

Savage Love. Did somebody did somebody, break your heart...

"With dead you don't play with" is hurting my brain.

Maybe this subject should always be "too soon."