I love doing this. If you start reading scriptures to them they will never bother you again.

He doesn't have a leg :(

Interesting. We look like idiots. Not surprising.

It's very plain.

"Ruh-roh!"

Exactly how it feels

😂😂

What? You mean I'm the only one who found a skunk taking a nap in their dryer?

yeah crazy socks for life

This is fantastic.

He's stalking you.

This is a *good* omen, for a change <3

Keep going with your attitude and soon they'll be "meddling kids" and you'll get caught

looks like tommyinnit

Snort. That's how it usually works. Those who hate Christmas never complain about the two months of Halloween decor. (As for me I'm definitely a Christmas fan).

Dogs twitching and sighing will never not be cute 🥰

It always seems to mess it up, doesn't it?

And that’s how the sun came into existence.

Same

W O O S H !

And in the most random spot, especially where a spider wouldn't be able to spin a web, but it's still there.

I was so confused, I thought she was saying ‘200 200 200~’ HAHA

Exactly.

the dogo remineds me of this sceen from the mario movie maxresdefa...f64702.jpg

Eww 🤮spider eggs

He's just an alien. It's ok

Lol this is the main reason my bf drinks coffee, stay regular folks

I wake up in the morning and I step outside, take a deep breath and i get real high and yell WHATS GOING OOOON. one of my favorite songs ever...love screaming along with it lol

Had to have my daughter come over to open a stubborn jar of salsa -- most embarrassing day ever...

If i wake up one day and find out that the world doesn't have ramen anymore im moving multiverses

I'm exactly here this very moment -- 🎶 Oh DoorDash...

It's just too real.

Uh, does anyone else not understand?

A long time ago in military life (or just the eighties) it was long 'butts'...

What a tweeting good comic

NO. Tommy all the way

But he still had his ear-hole...

Lol I thought the dark area would be twitter

Yes!

I think it's subjective... like pizza

That's not her fault.

Hahaha, hahaha.

Harry Pawter

"A popular meme about André the Giant relays an anecdote that took place on the set of the movie "The Princess Bride" when the actor, who played the friendly Fezzik, supposedly let loose a 16-second fart. Nobody said anything except director Rob Reiner, who said 'Are you OK, André?' to which André replied, 'I am now, boss.'"

Except that mayo on pizza is an abomination and should not be suffered to exist.

That de-escalated quickly

Some people find some of the most STUPID ways to bully you like “haha u have glasses nerd” well have you ever tried watching tv when you can only see 2 feet or so in front of your face?

The worst is when it reaches 100 and still dares to say loading

Now, is that coffee or alcohol?

YYEEAA SMASH BROS