Hahahah

I like the fresh perspective here. Good job.

and... a form...of childbirth....

by far the most painful feeling in the world.

This...this is me.

Well.. you're open minded?

This is literally my overgrown Great Dane.

I prefer being on my whiskey diet, so far I've lost 3 days...

'A friend, that I don't happen to have... Wait at least I got apples!'

And they are always the one with sh*t taste.

And there you go, you've got a topic to chat about

"you forgot....to leave the left one!"

When I was a kid I picked it up back on the toothbrush xD

i drew a cartoon once that was this movie but from the point of view of new york. It's just a guy in a taxi waiting but then giving up when the ship never arrives. I called it 'Jack's Taxi'.

I think the irony is more a case of if the trees had have been there still then they might have provided shelter from the wind.

actually, my curiosity would made me picked up the phone. It's the familiar names that scare me.....

Could use the headphone to punch him too...

Omg yess that always happens!

Still prefer the second one. Cuter. :)

*cue fireworks*

What happens to your cat? I see 3 legs, not 4...

But at least she has a friend loyally waiting for her to finish. ;)

the devil has all the best songs, we all know that.

All introverts ever

*types in 'motherlode'*

damn so true... out of my 32 years at least 5 were met in bed

We've all been there.

that's one crazy alphabet spaghetti shaped d**k...

New Years resolutions be like

And he never stoped eating junk food theee end

Fractal fun.

H- How big is that tomato slice in the burger?!

I actually started. It's hard to keep it going, but the more you do, the harder it is to justify going back.

I actually decided to go for it. I'm still going. Yeey for me!

And wasted $ on that gym membership

This was me... Up until today! Today I finally found the motivation to sign up for a gym membership and I ha dmy first workout with a trainer. It felt awesome.

I would love such a person.

Living alone in a nutshell lol

Anyone who owns multiple cats has been there

"Gender gap is a myth" just like intelligence in some ppl's speaches :)

Obama means family. Obama means nobody gets left behind or forgotten

I have made a mistake.

I took a disturbing pleasure when beeing a teen and taking the ladders from the pool away.... :x

The best thing about working from home is getting to play video games for an hour at lunch - and then picking up again at 5pm on the dot. :)

Like in Korea. It's the season of perfect legs everywhere.

This happened to me. When I was a child I had three very good friends. One day I wanted to play with all of them together. Soon they all become best friends and left me alone. No one of them wanted to play with me anymore. I did not find any new friends so I had to spend my teenage years alone. :(

Shipping costs making sure you don't waste your money.

True XD

Go ahead and throw 2017 and 2018 in there too

HAHAHA! That hiss.....

"That's not what I ordered."

This comic is funny on so many levels.

Same thing with books. :'(

They've gotten better though, I love a lot of the female characters in marvel!,

Me as a superhero

"ADAM DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!"

s**t happens...