Even a girl who is pure in heart and says her prayers at night, may become a woman when the wolfbane blooms and the moon is full and bright.

bwahahahaha

lol

Dude, its just like in school when you have to hold a fart in class lol

awwww

The cat forgot aboout the yowling and the 3 a.m. olympics

This is true

Yup

bwahahahaha

this happens every damn night lol

Omg I hate that.

ouch i HATE WHEN THAT HaPPEns

This is real! Had a patient come in emergency because he had a Corneal abrasion when his phone fell on his face!

so true

Facebooked

A friend of mine stopped that habit when he started playing skyrim and got the compendium for bedtime reading. Fall asleep in that positian and dropping the bugger can give you a concussion, broken nose and a tooth gap. On the other hand it's great for the bicep training.

Why do people keep doing that??? My arms get tired/face hurts just looking at this!

om...

yep.

wow

t pose

and, and... how the hell did snow-white run through the forest in those stilettos in the original animation??

answer: EVERYTHING.

2020 in a nutshell

Why was the comment below me downvoted to hell

yes. all. the. dam. time. *and i know i spelled d*** wrong*

Google say this is how there made" Hot dogs are made from meat trimmings which are ground into a fine mixture with other ingredients added for flavor. The mixture is poured into a casing to create the shape. Hot dogs are a cheap source of protein and are safe to eat with or without additional cooking.Jul 3, 2018"

Oh god I identified with this way too much.

YOUR SOUL*EVIL LAUGHTER*

yup

So you're free from preservatives, colouring, or other additives, or cultivated without the use of chemical fertilizers?

yes

ooh good idea

smart

*what the f**k happened??

Dear brotherin embrace your inner cat get out claws and scratch ‘em