Even a girl who is pure in heart and says her prayers at night, may become a woman when the wolfbane blooms and the moon is full and bright.

bwahahahaha

lol

Dude, its just like in school when you have to hold a fart in class lol

awwww

The cat forgot aboout the yowling and the 3 a.m. olympics

This is true

I mean, my cats do that, too (especially Brad). They just do it elegantly.

you forgot the endless peeing and barking and flinging at strangers. (but I love both my dogs anyways)

it can do two thing simultaneously

I scared my husband when I bursted out laughing at this one...My husband is asleep..ok...was asleep🤦

Clearly, they've never seen all the cats I've lived with. Eat, sleep, s**t, piss, puke. That's all they do, all day.

wait WHAT DID I JUST SEE

Was this comic made by Garfield??

My cat farts when people are around XD

☹︎ (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ ╭∩╮(ಠ_ಠ)╭∩╮ (ง'̀-'́)ง (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

lol

but he's still cute

omfg IM DYING HAHAHAHA OhH MY GOD PFFFT HAHAHHA

eeeeewww

The bigger the dog, the bigger the poop you have to pick up!

It's more the other way around in my house

it's BUTT

Yup

bwahahahaha

this happens every damn night lol

om...

yep.

wow

t pose

and, and... how the hell did snow-white run through the forest in those stilettos in the original animation??

answer: EVERYTHING.

2020 in a nutshell

Why was the comment below me downvoted to hell

yes. all. the. dam. time. *and i know i spelled d*** wrong*

Google say this is how there made" Hot dogs are made from meat trimmings which are ground into a fine mixture with other ingredients added for flavor. The mixture is poured into a casing to create the shape. Hot dogs are a cheap source of protein and are safe to eat with or without additional cooking.Jul 3, 2018"

Oh god I identified with this way too much.

YOUR SOUL*EVIL LAUGHTER*

yup

So you're free from preservatives, colouring, or other additives, or cultivated without the use of chemical fertilizers?

yes

ooh good idea

smart

*what the f**k happened??

Dear brotherin embrace your inner cat get out claws and scratch ‘em