Even a girl who is pure in heart and says her prayers at night, may become a woman when the wolfbane blooms and the moon is full and bright.

bwahahahaha

lol

Dude, its just like in school when you have to hold a fart in class lol

awwww

The cat forgot aboout the yowling and the 3 a.m. olympics

Oh and the hork hork hork sound of pre-vomit... don't forget that one.

The wall scratch. Don't forget the wall scratch at 4 am.

We also get - the above PLUS the demonic racing up the stairs, charging into the bedroom and jumping on the bed where she proceeds to chase the invisible (to us) mouse across and up and down the bed, then it Stops.........she's off the bed and zooming down the stairs like a rocket, up and down the hallway - then it ceases, we don't get excited it could began again in anything from 5 minutes to 1 hour....nope we don't get a full nights sleep very often!

then poops OUTSIDE the litter box

Cat-chy

This is true

Yup

bwahahahaha

this happens every damn night lol

om...

yep.

wow

t pose

and, and... how the hell did snow-white run through the forest in those stilettos in the original animation??

answer: EVERYTHING.

2020 in a nutshell

Why was the comment below me downvoted to hell

yes. all. the. dam. time. *and i know i spelled d*** wrong*

Google say this is how there made" Hot dogs are made from meat trimmings which are ground into a fine mixture with other ingredients added for flavor. The mixture is poured into a casing to create the shape. Hot dogs are a cheap source of protein and are safe to eat with or without additional cooking.Jul 3, 2018"

Oh god I identified with this way too much.

YOUR SOUL*EVIL LAUGHTER*

yup

So you're free from preservatives, colouring, or other additives, or cultivated without the use of chemical fertilizers?

yes

ooh good idea

smart

*what the f**k happened??

Dear brotherin embrace your inner cat get out claws and scratch ‘em