pffffttttt- HAHAHAHA

totally relatable

nopity nopity nope

Made my day!!! :)

Poor boi

Always

Actully, every year the moon drifts a little further from earth. But by the time it leaves, our planet will be dead or totally dying. In other words, the moon will only leave when earth needs it most.

Alright, no need to scare the ones with paranoia.

Always Watching

Yeah, not yea.

This humor isn't dark it's just dumb the moon's moving away from the earth every year and is over one million miles away already

Shout out to everyone who understands that their partner sometimes just needs to be alone and there's nothing they need from you and that's okay ❤️

the moon is moving 3.78 cm away from earth every year. it was orbiting about 15,000–20,000 miles away when the Earth was first created, compared to the current average distance of 238,000 miles. Conclusion, the moon is leaving

MMMM-..... No.

The Moon is slowly receding as the system winds down to the equilibrium... It will never be as close as now.

And it's a really good thing too... we'd be in even more trouble if the moon went away.

This is when the vein pops out

and ur why i have deppresion

Sorry, I only date short guys now.

I think that’s me in my future

Ahhh... this is another awesome thing about cats.

Oh, so the cloud is like a god or something, I was wondering what it was.

I’d say it is a close tie with heart and gut ngl

Bark bark

and im here to leave u

Existential crisis’s do help me after I’ve watched horror movis… (or read the plot summary on Wikipedia)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

*snort laugh* same :D

According to Roman mythology, Cupid fell madly in love with Psyche despite his mothers jealousy over Psyche's beauty. While he married her, he also told her never to look at him.

._.

(bye see i mean stalk)

i first read it as "when faced with many pants"

welp back to the sea

He listened

id like for u to shut up:)

Relatable- I mean what?

lmao. My full face is rarely ever in photos!! HAHAHAHA

Hey, doing nothing can be good…no wait that’s just depressing

Never give up your dreams; I haven't. I realize that some of them are unlikely to come true, but thinking about even that small chance helps to keep me happy.

only thing its good for is giving you a slow painful death