Roly-poly toy? My dear, these are called ~weeble-wobbles~ lol (that's what I know them by)

lol 😂

lemme rephrase that: nobody I WANT to listen to me listens to me

"God takes the good souls early" is absolute crap. My dog, (very old, blind, almost deaf) was euthanized recently, and she was the best dog I have met. Never barked, never ran around the house making endless howling noises because someone walked by the house and was always happy to see/hear/feel someone near her. Her fur was turning from black to white, she was that old. If god takes good souls early, why would god take her late?

Higher chance of getting nice clothes or shoes in your size during clearance sales.

RiP Santa

Ooh self roast, those are rare!

just like princess fiona in shrek.

Someone's trash is someone's treasure.

Ahh... The cycle of life... 🤣

Because the more decent people who have kids, the more it balances things out

Yeah but that time it was horrible due to my poor decision making skills. Now I'm not even getting the opportunity to make poor decisions.

Technically that's a new year...

Hi! Bye!

Uh excuse me but kids are actually doing more to fix this world than adults are nowadays

Poor thing! I will be their friend!

Somehow... I'm ok with that.

I pull this $**t every time i get frustrated and delete the dating apps. Heh.

Awwwwwwwwwwww

That's my dad's tactic to fart in public

Replace panel 2 with “Speak, Max!”

Spot the introvert

If only it was that easy to tell the other person so... 😬

Salty

I used to work on a laptop all the time, but now I'm not travelling as much a docking station and a big monitor as a second screen makes a real difference. And that's even with a big laptop.

Why??

Oh my.... it's me as a salaryman..