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Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!
It turns out, there's a perfectly savage burn for any given situation - whether it be your pupils trying to diss you at a class reunion, somebody questioning your education, and, of course, people trying to mock or brag about theirs or your love life. And if you ever fall short on comeback ideas, you can always circle back to this great collection and just pick one!
If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!
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#40
Photo Editing
Final score:
3points
ツ_Itz_Your_Girl_ツ 4 years ago
oh... that was so rude! I don't approve... :( (people would say stuff like that to me that's why...)
saman.y 9 years ago
ah Come on if she or anyone said something wrong (at least in your's perspective) it's not right to make fun how they born or how they create.god bless cya
Orange Swirl 4 years ago (edited)
Well Layth obviously needs Photoshop on her entire body if she's too afraid to show herself to the world.
#41
Sometimes Moms Are The Best At Burns
Final score:
-1point
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What do you think ?
Bailey MORGAN 8 years ago
funniest i have probs seen so funny a to z one made me cry look at #2
kiana zurch 2 months ago (edited)
an insult i used on my nasty roomate (she set me up perfectly for it), she said your room really stinks, and immediately after she said that, without hesitation i said, kind of like your attitude, then to make it sting more, i walked out of the room without apologizing and instead said, goodbye. #noregrets
kiana zurch 2 months ago
yeouch it almost makes me feel bad for the recieving end of those burns, I mean i bet they deserve it, my all time favourite burn is, You're so ugly you made a hundred eyed alien run away in terror
Scholar Warrior 6 years ago
Don't know what to say if someone calls you fat,or ugly or F*** you. Try SNAPPY COMEBACKS . More than 500 savage comebacks to shut your bully. Lightweight app of 1.8mb: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.knightedapps.android.snappycomebacks
3.1415926535897932384626433832 8 years ago
So every single one of these have been said to you?
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MichaelTeofilov 9 years ago
What's even funnier is that most "burners" liked their own comments.
RossWatkin 9 years ago
Where does it say that they're the person who posted the burn?
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Bailey MORGAN 8 years ago
funniest i have probs seen so funny a to z one made me cry look at #2
kiana zurch 2 months ago (edited)
an insult i used on my nasty roomate (she set me up perfectly for it), she said your room really stinks, and immediately after she said that, without hesitation i said, kind of like your attitude, then to make it sting more, i walked out of the room without apologizing and instead said, goodbye. #noregrets
kiana zurch 2 months ago
yeouch it almost makes me feel bad for the recieving end of those burns, I mean i bet they deserve it, my all time favourite burn is, You're so ugly you made a hundred eyed alien run away in terror
Scholar Warrior 6 years ago
Don't know what to say if someone calls you fat,or ugly or F*** you. Try SNAPPY COMEBACKS . More than 500 savage comebacks to shut your bully. Lightweight app of 1.8mb: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.knightedapps.android.snappycomebacks
3.1415926535897932384626433832 8 years ago
So every single one of these have been said to you?
Load More Replies... MichaelTeofilov 9 years ago
What's even funnier is that most "burners" liked their own comments.
RossWatkin 9 years ago
Where does it say that they're the person who posted the burn?
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