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Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!

It turns out, there's a perfectly savage burn for any given situation - whether it be your pupils trying to diss you at a class reunion, somebody questioning your education, and, of course, people trying to mock or brag about theirs or your love life. And if you ever fall short on comeback ideas, you can always circle back to this great collection and just pick one!

If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!

(h/t: distractify)

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Savage Burn

Savage Burn

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JeanneDeaux
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aaaaah Miss Johanson!!! You're my favorite teacher too even if I don't know you! Well done!

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    Funny Comebacks

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    Never Mess With The Sister

    Never Mess With The Sister

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    P.BruxFHell
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    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She got what she deserved. I hate girls that check their bf's phones. Yes, we ALL have secrets!!

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    #20

    Missing Something?

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    Funny Comeback

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    ElliotLord
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    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...

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    #23

    Savage Burn

    Savage Burn

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    JeanneDeaux
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    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.

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    #27

    F The Rules

    F The Rules

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    Monochrome life
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Than guard your a*s from men that respect rules just as much as you.

    Mobey Drunk
    Community Member
    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're both f****d up. Why should we fallow either of them?

    crowspectre (he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm gives me bad vibes it's cisnormative I have a pussy and I am definitely not a girl nor am I particularly powerful

    blugeagua
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This s**t is f*****g gross. Especially with how many people on here are loving it and saying it’s “so true” just proves the point on how many misogynistic pigs are on here.

    Grave Raccoon
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yall are pigs, girls will continue to thrive when our beloved males' sorry asses lave this f*****g earth

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    #29

    Heart Breaking Comeback

    Heart Breaking Comeback

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    misguidedFer
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    9 years ago

    Lol I remember this

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    #31

    Bad Burn

    Bad Burn

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    Funny Comeback

    Funny Comeback

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    LockieScott
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    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tom Anderson posting his own gloat/burn. #canihazhelpworkingtheinternetz

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    #39

    Overheard At Durham Uni Fb Group Post

    Overheard At Durham Uni Fb Group Post

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    #41

    Sometimes Moms Are The Best At Burns

    Sometimes Moms Are The Best At Burns

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