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Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!

It turns out, there's a perfectly savage burn for any given situation - whether it be your pupils trying to diss you at a class reunion, somebody questioning your education, and, of course, people trying to mock or brag about theirs or your love life. And if you ever fall short on comeback ideas, you can always circle back to this great collection and just pick one!

If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!

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#1

Savage Burn

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JeanneDeaux
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aaaaah Miss Johanson!!! You're my favorite teacher too even if I don't know you! Well done!

Melissa M
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

mrs johnson omg i couldv,e gave you mmy IP address so we can talk about how it feels to be mentaly ill but NOO now i,m thinking your one of the 8 billion people on earth that has 1.3457787900976547568 brain cells like i was thinking i coudv,e used that as my phone DON<T BE A TEACHER.

Kaidin McDonald
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here is one of mine: If i climed to your ego and jumped off I would surely die.

Ajani Brannigan
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

bruh dis shi killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 cant stop laughing

Benjamin Chen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used that line all the time after seeing the movie The New Guy with DJ Qualls!

Bella snow
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All my grammar teachers suck and get mad at me for reading to much, checking out a lot of books and always figuring out what happens in the book before they do but like hey I’m one of your best students I pay attention in class, I like to read and I have a higher reading level than a lot of people in higher classes I can’t help that I’m kinda smart.

THATSJDOT
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What The F**k?? Get mad at you because you Read Too Much😕😕😕??? How the F**k you gon get mad at someone for Reading Too Much*🤨*???.. Like, What The F**k*🤨🤨🤨*??? ... &&&& Right.. They just mad cause you figure out the answer before them😂😂😂😂😂🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱.

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Dynamic Thunda
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Miss Johanson, this some really good comeback and shut up Larry and respect your elders, Or did you not learn manners at school?

Jaya Vlogs
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your 2 front teeth look like they running away from one another (if someone has a gap)

THATSJDOT
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 AHHHHHH.. that one's a Greaaat Oneeeee👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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Elliot Beazley
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Although they never mention it, I owe the people who frequent the Hob. Gale told me that Greasy Sae, the old woman who serves up soup, started a collection to sponsor Peeta and me during the Games. It was supposed to be just a Hob thing, but a lot of other people heard about it and chipped in. I don't know exactly how much it was, and the price of any gift in the arena was exorbitant. But for all I know, it made the difference between my life and death.

THATSJDOT
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ohhhh. Wowwwwwwwww.. Congratss On Thatttt👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥.. &&& I get how it made the difference between your life and death❤️❤️❤️❤️🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

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Ashley gem
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Orion
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You wonder what's on my face well here's your answer "something that you need to get". 🙀

Xavier Harahap
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg Miss Johanson has proven that even adults can be savage well done

Laura Massaro
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg hahahah I need to meet my new favorite teacher even if idk her lol

Kalen Smith
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the best comeback ever lets say a bully walks up to you and says you suck then you say to him at least I don't digest. Ohhhh!!!!

Kalen Smith
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best comeback ever: Bully says you suck you say at least I don't digest

Julius Knight
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is sick Mrs.Johnson nice roasting. Is it like roasting marshmallows

connorrock123465
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here a good one Your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

ShepyGee
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahahahahahahahaha........go Mrs J go.......@Larry_u e b***h now

MinrcraftGamer
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Student: ur d**k is probably the size of a tic tac Me: no wonder it moms mouth smell so fresh Class:OOOHHHHHH

HaroonUmar
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was with a girl and some guy said pulling then I said the only thing u pull is your d**k with tweasers

elliott millett
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A kid said this is the most happy day of my life!!! A girl said she loved me!!!! I said aren't moms great?

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#3

Funny Comebacks

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Never Mess With The Sister

Never Mess With The Sister

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P.BruxFHell
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She got what she deserved. I hate girls that check their bf's phones. Yes, we ALL have secrets!!

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#20

Missing Something?

Missing Something?

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Funny Comeback

Funny Comeback

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ElliotLord
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...

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#23

Savage Burn

Savage Burn

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JeanneDeaux
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.

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#29

Heart Breaking Comeback

Heart Breaking Comeback

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misguidedFer
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9 years ago

Lol I remember this

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#31

Bad Burn

Bad Burn

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Funny Comeback

Funny Comeback

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LockieScott
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tom Anderson posting his own gloat/burn. #canihazhelpworkingtheinternetz

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#39

Overheard At Durham Uni Fb Group Post

Overheard At Durham Uni Fb Group Post

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#41

Sometimes Moms Are The Best At Burns

Sometimes Moms Are The Best At Burns

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