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#2

Classic Burn

Final score:

307points

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LeeRomi 9 years ago

CALL THE BURN UNIT!!

84points

#3

Funny Comebacks

Final score:

264points

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IzaYusop 9 years ago

i love this. must remember it for when my children being a smartass

78points

#4

Never Mess With The Sister

Final score:

261points

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P.BruxFHell 9 years ago

She got what she deserved. I hate girls that check their bf's phones. Yes, we ALL have secrets!!

118points

#5

Know Your Quotes

Final score:

259points

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LillianaHoffman 9 years ago

wonderful, just wonderful!

56points

#6

Savage Burn

Final score:

259points

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DanielFlynn 9 years ago

SHOTS FIRED!

66points

#7

Classy Comeback

Final score:

254points

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GriselleLugo 9 years ago

Great!!

62points

#8

Lovely Burn

Final score:

239points

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LillianaHoffman 9 years ago

ROFLMAO!!!

67points

#9

Proper Education

Final score:

230points

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ElliotLord 9 years ago

Ouch!

56points

#10

Funny Comeback

Final score:

195points

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JamesKinahan 9 years ago

My favourite

59points

#11

Taxi Service

Final score:

193points

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SaraJane 9 years ago

That's a good one.

49points

#12

Job Opportunities

Final score:

191points

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$copper.fractions avatar$

ElliotLord 9 years ago

Fake. No company would do that.

48points

#13

Foodie Burns

Final score:

184points

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Chaz Johnston 8 years ago

B******t. Pizza never comes in 20 seconds.

26points

Trillium Carter 4 years ago

That's what makes it funny

9points

Chloe 3 years ago

wtf is wrong with u its a joke, or does ur pea-sized brain know what a joke is?

3points

Anthony Sydnor 4 years ago

for you

2points

R*U*B*Y 5 years ago

really bro

1point

7DiamondGaming 6 years ago

r/woooosh

1point

Una Winstanley 8 years ago

Unless the pizza is next doors

1point

James G. Currie 2 years ago

It does if it's on a tray in a warming oven when you order it... Used to work in a pizza shop where we pre-prepared pizzas throughout the work day. (Sold by the slice.)

0points

Colin Cerchiaro 4 years ago

yeah comes in like 45 min

0points

Genevieve Goungo 4 years ago

Or does it?

0points

Anon370 5 years ago

But u do

0points

Luna Tuna/MEEGsquad 5 years ago

Even if so, it's still a good comeback.

0points

Abby Harrison 5 years ago

r/woooosh boi

0points

Daniel Brown 6 years ago

i live in a pizza place so mine does xD

0points

Garden Warfare All The Way 7 years ago

unless

-2points

luna 7 years ago

exactly

-3points

Kai ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 7 years ago

"came" as in orgasms in 20 sec.

-3points

AMJ entertainment 6 years ago

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PattonPawter 3 years ago

If y’all don’t get it, the only way a pizza can come in 20 sec is if it’s a single slice.

3points

Fahmida Begum 5 years ago

Pizza never comes in 20 seconds that’s a lie

2points

blugeagua 3 years ago

You know, men's penises can also smell and taste gross too. It's not just vaginas. Thats why everyone needs to keep their genitals washed.

1point

BOT-Windbound 4 years ago

Ha! This guy is awesome

1point

Ryan - OurUrb 3 years ago

Oh pizza scented crap, I bet it smelled better after that 20sec time.

0points

Diego Wood 3 years ago

?

0points

Camille Chaffin 3 years ago

ya thats not really funny

0points

Francesca Galster 4 years ago

the pizza cums in ur a*s in 30 mins

0points

Francesca Galster 4 years ago

ikr

0points

Hunter Bradley 4 years ago

SHOTS FIRED!!! MAN DOWN!!!

0points

Lillian Martin-Fultz 4 years ago

i don't get it

0points

The rocketeer 5 years ago

R/whoosh

0points

Gage Shidler 7 years ago

i got it

0points

Gage Shidler 7 years ago

i get it

0points

Zedd Skylarke 7 years ago

its an expression, no need to get all pissy Chaz

0points

Owen Clark 7 years ago

the best ever

0points

TauntingCriminal Cg 8 years ago

Damn

0points

landon_barrows 8 years ago

F**k

0points

aslogan2017 8 years ago

OH S**T!!

0points

JavonMitchell 8 years ago

????? LAME ASF

0points

AustinNguyen 9 years ago

?

0points

bedaduck 9 years ago

"it came in 20 seconds" is the joke.

0points

Celestia 8 years ago

reekktttt

-1point

Kayven Lim 8 years ago

I dun get it

-1point

subham kundu 8 years ago

Fish taco represents the pussy. And she uses the innuendo "came in 20 seconds" as the past tense of cum.

0points

Aylin 9 years ago

Thats not a burn...

-3points

ChrisHolland 9 years ago

Or maybe you're just dumb as s**t

0points

SelényiGábor 9 years ago

It came in 20 seconds. Get it? Came as "cummed"

0points

LibertyNcognito 9 years ago

Just cause it goes over your head doesn't mean it isn't a massive burn

0points

TashiroFrühling 9 years ago

...its a sexual reference folks.

0points

Ian“SenorAlpaca”Desouza 9 years ago

ikr

0points

VishalJaravta 9 years ago

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#14

Mommy Dearest

Final score:

181points

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AustinNguyen 9 years ago

What a troll

51points

#15

Savage Burns

Final score:

179points

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AustinNguyen 9 years ago

Shots fired?

56points

#16

Browser History

Final score:

173points

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AustinNguyen 9 years ago

Someone done mess up

65points

#17

Savage Roast

Final score:

160points

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3.1415926535897932384626433832 8 years ago

Mistakes were made, just like that burn

38points

#18

Orange You Glad

Final score:

160points

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LillianaHoffman 9 years ago

dumb meets dumber

68points

#19

Sibling Rivalry

Final score:

156points

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DesireeMiranda 9 years ago

OUCH !

56points

#20

Missing Something?

Final score:

148points

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LillianaHoffman 9 years ago

teeeeeehehehehehe, mind you one that works on women preferably.

37points

#21

Savage Burn

Final score:

107points

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KateCollini 9 years ago

Well played Taco Bell.

75points

#22

Funny Comeback

Final score:

97points

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ElliotLord 9 years ago

It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...

62points

#23

Savage Burn

Final score:

69points

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JeanneDeaux 9 years ago

Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.

34points

#24

Worthy Sacrifice

Final score:

66points

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AustinNguyen 9 years ago

Oh this is just beautiful

45points

#25

Savage Roasts

Final score:

64points

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MicaelaOlivera 9 years ago

And then EAT IT.

77points

#26

The Real Thing

Final score:

64points

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LillianaHoffman 9 years ago

yaouch!

40points

#27

F The Rules

Final score:

58points

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a_lopes 8 years ago

SO TRUE THO

27points

#28

Thinking Process

Final score:

57points

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vviggy 9 years ago

* male's ;-)

45points

#29

Heart Breaking Comeback

Final score:

53points

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misguidedFer 9 years ago

Lol I remember this

25points

#30

Savage Roast

Final score:

53points

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RJazz909 9 years ago

LOL FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!

39points

#31

Bad Burn

Final score:

53points

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MrTree1779 9 years ago

Why does her smiley have a s*****m? Is that symbolic of something...?

38points

#32

Funny Comeback

Final score:

48points

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LockieScott 9 years ago

Tom Anderson posting his own gloat/burn. #canihazhelpworkingtheinternetz

11points

#33

Questioning The Progress

Final score:

48points

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a_lopes 8 years ago

shots fired

30points

#34

Nasty Comeback

Final score:

48points

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aslogan2017 8 years ago

Damn

19points

#35

Simple Explanation

Final score:

42points

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AustinNguyen 9 years ago

#sassmaster

22points

#36

Funny Comeback

Final score:

28points

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Cool sun Raider1 5 years ago

Gjk

4points

#37

Savage Roast

Final score:

27points

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varnadoechristopher 8 years ago

Planking died along with your music

21points

#38

Bad Burn

Final score:

16points

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a_lopes 8 years ago

AWESOME

26points

#39

Overheard At Durham Uni Fb Group Post

Final score:

9points

VD

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Blake Martin 7 years ago

Uhhhh...... What's the joke?

12points

#40

Photo Editing

Final score:

3points

cest_nayce

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DarknessWizard2 8 years ago

OH S**T, GET THE SAVAGE POLICE NO, THE SAVAGE SWAT TEAM

31points

#41

Sometimes Moms Are The Best At Burns

Final score:

-1point

C_Photographer

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TheFirstAndTheLast 8 years ago

Not a burn but it still works as a neat trick.

17points