Aaaaah Miss Johanson!!! You're my favorite teacher too even if I don't know you! Well done!

CALL THE BURN UNIT!!

i love this. must remember it for when my children being a smartass

She got what she deserved. I hate girls that check their bf's phones. Yes, we ALL have secrets!!

wonderful, just wonderful!

SHOTS FIRED!

Great!!

ROFLMAO!!!

Ouch!

My favourite

That's a good one.

Fake. No company would do that.

B******t. Pizza never comes in 20 seconds.

What a troll

Shots fired?

Someone done mess up

Mistakes were made, just like that burn

dumb meets dumber

OUCH !

teeeeeehehehehehe, mind you one that works on women preferably.

Well played Taco Bell.

It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...

Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.

Oh this is just beautiful

And then EAT IT.

yaouch!

SO TRUE THO

* male's ;-)

Lol I remember this

LOL FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!

Why does her smiley have a s*****m? Is that symbolic of something...?

Tom Anderson posting his own gloat/burn. #canihazhelpworkingtheinternetz

shots fired

This is not a burn. This is just rude as f**k.

No, she got you remove your d**k.

BURN PATROLL

Savage. Just savage

Do you need some ice for that BURN!?

Apparently the burner knows the burnee. Comment deserved. Makeup isn't beauty.

Damn

#sassmaster

Gjk

Planking died along with your music

AWESOME

Uhhhh...... What's the joke?

OH S**T, GET THE SAVAGE POLICE NO, THE SAVAGE SWAT TEAM

Not a burn but it still works as a neat trick.

apply cold water where it burns