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Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!

It turns out, there's a perfectly savage burn for any given situation - whether it be your pupils trying to diss you at a class reunion, somebody questioning your education, and, of course, people trying to mock or brag about theirs or your love life. And if you ever fall short on comeback ideas, you can always circle back to this great collection and just pick one!

If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!

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#1

Savage Burn

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JeanneDeaux
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aaaaah Miss Johanson!!! You're my favorite teacher too even if I don't know you! Well done!

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#3

Funny Comebacks

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Never Mess With The Sister

Never Mess With The Sister

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P.BruxFHell
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She got what she deserved. I hate girls that check their bf's phones. Yes, we ALL have secrets!!

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#5

Know Your Quotes

Know Your Quotes

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R*U*B*Y
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how is she talking about moral standards and swearing? talk about hypocritical.

Chelsea Ann Sheehan
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would like to point out that the books of Leviticus and Deuteronomy are in the Old Testament. That means that they were part of the Jewish holy book before they were ever part of the Bible. If you’re going to use the ENTIRE Bible and not just the the Old or New Testament individually to justify your opinion of the law, keep in mind that you may be using the holy books of two different religions at the same time if you quote verses from both the Old and New Testament in your arguments.

Genevieve Goungo
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I look up to the LGBT community because I support lesbians, gays, bisexuals, e.t.c. If you think that being any of those is a sin, I want you to read the verse below. A lot of LGBT’s are in love with each other. Look what the Bible says about love: “Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.” 1 Corinthians 13:4-5 The Bible says that love is one of the most beautiful things God ever made. How is it a sin to love the same gender?

BenNorheim
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, most of the rules in the bible were cultural. But God defined marriage, not the rulers in biblical times.

BenNorheim
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, some of these were cultural, but it says that God defined marriage not the law makers in biblical times.

PascaledeGruy
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is by far the best response to a bible quotin' anti gay crazed Christian I've seen yet! Bravo.

Barack Ngomo
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People say 'they believe in God' but they don't even read the bible so what does 'I believe in God' mean to them? Exactly.

Jakeman1013 ROBLOX
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"You make me sick. F**k you." I know you would little pussy a*s b***h! I'm a supportive christian and I like guys and girls! BOOM B***H

InveterateArtist
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Using the F word. Also considered very UN Christian. How does anyone every take you seriously?

Genevieve Goungo
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know there’s something called freedom of speech? I’m trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, but I just can’t get my head that far up my ***

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KarinMorris
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The truth ALWAYS hurts them, then again they have to already bury their heads pretty deep to even believe in religion

Willyum Wickerson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kindly blow your brains out with a shotgun and then try to repeat that. What you just said is a religious statement. Ergo, you're being hypocritical.

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IzzBizz9000
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tbh I think I’m a good Christian But I’m gay OH WELL THATS TOO BAD-

JaneSummerlott
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nice, i love it when older laws are applied toward modern religion. It messes everything up. But I don't think politics should be applied

美海
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7 years ago

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"I only live life to fit myself. F**k you."

BennyRosenbohm
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8 years ago

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LOOOL she couldn't take it. You see this is why religious people should just sit back down since their all just a bunch of hypocrites.

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#20

Missing Something?

Missing Something?

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Funny Comeback

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ElliotLord
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...

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#23

Savage Burn

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JeanneDeaux
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.

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#29

Heart Breaking Comeback

Heart Breaking Comeback

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misguidedFer
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9 years ago

Lol I remember this

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#31

Bad Burn

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Funny Comeback

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LockieScott
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tom Anderson posting his own gloat/burn. #canihazhelpworkingtheinternetz

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#39

Overheard At Durham Uni Fb Group Post

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#41

Sometimes Moms Are The Best At Burns

Sometimes Moms Are The Best At Burns

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