Please apply aloe vera to wound immediately

This… this is how you answer a question.

Irish I never read that terrible line

mixing up b!tchcraft and witchcraft

Ruthless but BRILLIANT 👏

I, too, see a sad pig face.

I'll wear an ugly mask just to make sure you don't talk to me.

I mean, they're not wrong though.

If I was a spice, I'd be onion powder. Stay away if someone ate me.

"What?"

Who's pretty stupid now? 🤣🙃

Birth. Control.

Umm, by choice per chance...

"Demolished"? You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

People who don't feel a strong drive to have kids shouldn't be pressured to have them because it is "the norm". The world is overpopulated as it is. I have no qualms about those who have a strong desire to have kids having them, but I object to societal pressure on those who do not want them

Responsible choices...just kidding mine will be 23

Intelligence.

I'm 22 and have 6 kids. They all have 4 legs and fur and are way easier then skindogs

Sigh indeed

The real question is how do y'all not use birth control and have unprotected sex, but still question how it happened when you become a parent

Being gay/lesbian?

Someone should tell @trillageee how to avoid babies. Perhaps she doesn't know she has a choice.

Self-preservation

you really wanna get into the details?

How dooz yawl be supportin 5 chirren with grammatical skills such as these?

"Thanks, as we're on the topic of unwanted medical advice, you should probably get tested for hypertension with all that salt in your diet." Can be a good comeback.

At least someone WANTED me

don't upvote this comment, I want it on the top

Vote blue, can't keep a dead body on board after that burn.

Save the planet!

Way to rain on their day.

I would say apply cold water, but I think their IQ will do it for them.

and all this time I thought he was actually dead!

Be nice, their ego hasn't grown yet