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Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!
It turns out, there's a perfectly savage burn for any given situation - whether it be your pupils trying to diss you at a class reunion, somebody questioning your education, and, of course, people trying to mock or brag about theirs or your love life. And if you ever fall short on comeback ideas, you can always circle back to this great collection and just pick one!
If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!
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#1
Savage Burn
JeanneDeaux 9 years ago
Aaaaah Miss Johanson!!! You're my favorite teacher too even if I don't know you! Well done!
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#2
Classic Burn
#3
Funny Comebacks
#4
Never Mess With The Sister
P.BruxFHell 9 years ago
She got what she deserved. I hate girls that check their bf's phones. Yes, we ALL have secrets!!
#5
Know Your Quotes
#6
Savage Burn
#7
Classy Comeback
#8
Lovely Burn
#9
Proper Education
#10
Funny Comeback
#12
Job Opportunities
#13
Foodie Burns
#14
Mommy Dearest
#15
Savage Burns
#16
Browser History
#17
Savage Roast
#18
Orange You Glad
#19
Sibling Rivalry
#20
Missing Something?
#21
Savage Burn
#22
Funny Comeback
ElliotLord 9 years ago
It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...
#23
Savage Burn
JeanneDeaux 9 years ago
Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.
#24
Worthy Sacrifice
#25
Savage Roasts
#26
The Real Thing
#27
F The Rules
#28
Thinking Process
#29
Heart Breaking Comeback
#30
Savage Roast
#31
Bad Burn
#32
Funny Comeback
LockieScott 9 years ago
Tom Anderson posting his own gloat/burn. #canihazhelpworkingtheinternetz
#37
Savage Roast
#38
Bad Burn
#39
Overheard At Durham Uni Fb Group Post
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Bailey MORGAN 8 years ago
funniest i have probs seen so funny a to z one made me cry look at #2
Bailey MORGAN 8 years ago
funniest i have probs seen so funny a to z one made me cry look at #2
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