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No matter how successful, cool or elegant we are, we all have our days or brief moments when our common sense and dignity bid their farewell to us. Blame it on your brain having a fart, on Mercury in retrograde, on waking up on the wrong foot, it doesn’t change anything.

Sometimes we are all clueless, hilariously naive, and shamelessly embarrassing. So if you just did or said something stupid, we want to give you a big pat on the shoulder and tell you that you are not alone.

Below we wrapped up the list of images featuring people lost in the cloud of their brain farts, so scroll down. Also, be sure to check out more clueless people caught in action in Bored Panda’s previous features here and here.

#1

When You Don't Even Know What You're Fighting For

When You Don't Even Know What You're Fighting For

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Trillian
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What does she even mean "in front of me"? If it was a gender neutral bathroom it would have stalls, no?

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While we can’t tell the reason that made these people act they way they did as seen in the images shared in this post, we can all agree on the obvious: it’s that humans are sometimes bold and unreasonable.

Luckily, the internet is a perfect place to celebrate these funny occasions. Just like the miscellaneous corner of Reddit known as the “What Could Go Wrong” community, which has been demonstrating examples of “what not to do” since 2013.

#4

She Really Can't Be That Stupid. She's A Liar... Err, Lawyer

She Really Can't Be That Stupid. She's A Liar... Err, Lawyer

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Cyber Returns
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries

Tamra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being farted on by Giuliani is a dubious insult, as I'm fairly certain that old guy has crop dusted many a person in his day. But still, well played, Fred!

Moezzzz
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who the hell would call Simone Biles a "Loser"?? I don't even know who this "Jenna" a*****e is, but I sure as hell know who Simone is!

StrangeOne
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That Shapiro guy who flaps his gums like Ned Flanders called her "evil" for pulling out of the Olympics and said further "She's an embarrassment to the USA."

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Melissa Sawicki
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While I am not a fan of Bidden AT ALL.... These 2 Women 1,000,000,000.00% deserve these metals and the recognition that come with it. They are amazing athletes and busted their asses to achieve their wins and metals.

Candace Crawford
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

XD XD XD wtf?! My cat would make a better lawyer! Cats always win, they know they're always right, and if that's not enough, they'll just eat you because you bore them. But they won't tolerate being farted on. Dem' claws on yer' a*s**** right there! Don't pretend you didn't mean to

Leesa DeAndrea
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amazing that she would consider Simone Biles a loser. I don't follow sports & even I know that Simone Biles is a phenomenal athlete.

Jane Sellman
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brilliant burn. Also who goes to 4 years of college and a couple years of law school and is still this stupid. In fact she didn't have to do any of those things. She could just read a newspaper or watch the news. Or even go on Twitter and Instagram. I think she knows exactly what they've accomplished and just thinks other people are as dumb as she is

Mauricio A.Rivera
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This post like the last few I've read leave me speechless, not because I've nothing to say but because they are asinine and some actions speak for themselves and color the person they are coming from with obvious.

Tom
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But butbut 19+4=23 // 2 +1 +1 = 4// 63 +1 = 64 so Jenna is better than those other two.. right?? (/sarcasm - just in case..)

Juli
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fittingly you are an F.ing idiot. I had to laugh when I heard they found “documents that Biden had” but I didn’t bother listening I can just guess the whole dumbass story like there it all began… a dumbass person that creates his own maps with sharpie’s

Oddly Me
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love a well researched comeback. Fred- you the man. Jenna stop being so damn salty!

Gwen Davis-Feldman
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought I was pretty good at witty retorts --- I am nothing compared to Fred Wellman. I stand amused.

Cory Kent
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair when people introduce others as "fellow" anything, it usually means they include themselves under the same banner: like my fellow New Yorkers, or my fellow lawyers and I had a meeting. Here it seems quite clearly she's saying those two are her fellow losers, so you really didn't need the stats to tell her she's a loser. She says it in her tweet.

L hill
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jenna, go crawl back under your rock. You are not welcome here.

Daffydillz~
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a heinous bîtch to complain about Simone Biles, who performed most if not all of these feats under the duress of sêxual and emotional abuse. Fûck this piece of garbage!

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#5

Who Doesn't Love Irony?

Who Doesn't Love Irony?

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Katy McMouse
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't forget Satanists. They blatantly use Alice Cooper to get their message out.

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#6

Now Your Own Decisions Belong To A Man You Haven't Met

Now Your Own Decisions Belong To A Man You Haven't Met

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Donkey boi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll be happy to pretend to be a fiancé/husband working abroad and do a video call giving my consent to anyone having this problem.

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Previously, we spoke with the creator of what is now a Reddit powerhouse that boasts 7.2 million members. The creator who goes by the nickname Peanutbuttered told us a while back that in a perfect world, r/whatcouldgowrong wouldn’t exist because people would know what is smart to attempt and what isn’t. “But since that’s not the case, at least, we hope the subreddit can help to prevent an injury or save a life."

“My hope is that people who are thinking of attempting a stupid stunt will rethink their decision or maybe recall a post they saw on /r/whatcouldgowrong. Then they’ll think, 'maybe I should not do this,'” the redditor said.

#8

Treat Your Kids Well, Then They’ll Start To Love You

Treat Your Kids Well, Then They’ll Start To Love You

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KJ
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We are not friends, such a sad way to think of your own child.

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#9

I Mean, How Stupid Can People Be?

I Mean, How Stupid Can People Be?

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KJ
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tim trying to show what a badass he is, instead he just showed himself to be a clueless a*s! Also, 12.4k people agreed with him, yikes.

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But bold actions we all sometimes do without thinking twice about them may have to do with our lack of sense of actions and consequences. This may be deliberate or not, since some people struggle to control their impulsivity.

Another reason may be the fact that we live in the age of instant gratification. From social media to online shopping, the ability to get what we want with the click of a button has eliminated the need for long-term planning and consideration of the potential consequences of our actions.

Our culture has become one of immediacy, where people are more concerned with the short-term gratification of their desires than with the long-term consequences.

#11

America Gonna Need Credit For Something People From Other Countries Did

America Gonna Need Credit For Something People From Other Countries Did

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#12

Parenting Can Be Tough At Times

Parenting Can Be Tough At Times

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#13

Do You Consider This A Human Being?

Do You Consider This A Human Being?

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This lack of foresight has led to a number of problems, both for individuals and society as a whole. For individuals, it has resulted in a lack of financial planning, leading to debt and overspending. It has also led to a lack of responsibility when it comes to personal health and safety, resulting in an increase in reckless behavior and risky activities.

#14

There's A Thin Line Between Confidence And Stupidity And This Guy's Way Over That Line

There's A Thin Line Between Confidence And Stupidity And This Guy's Way Over That Line

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Amy Taylor
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was working on a commercial (makeup artist) and we were filming outside all day. I was walking around putting sunscreen on all of the actors and one flat out refused it and said that he never uses it and never burns. Guy ended up frying and blistering and getting heatstroke. Hopefully he learned from that.

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#15

Over A Year Ago I Bought A Kettle That Had A Short Plug Lead, Today I Found This

Over A Year Ago I Bought A Kettle That Had A Short Plug Lead, Today I Found This

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Jen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did not know that! I just checked mine and discovered mine is at full length but with clips, so I shortened it! Thanks!

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#16

He Isn't Very Good At Hints

He Isn't Very Good At Hints

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Just_for_this
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have literally had a girl come sit on my lap, and when walking away giving my hand a gentle pull.... yep, still didn't get it. yay for awkward teenage years.

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On a larger scale, this lack of consideration for the consequences of our actions has led to environmental degradation and climate change. We have failed to take the long-term view and instead have focused on short-term gains, leading to a situation where we are now facing the consequences of our actions.

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#18

My Body, My Choice

My Body, My Choice

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Na Schi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Today's issue on "what we compare women to": it's student loans. (Or maybe he is comparing loans to women, which would be an upgrade for the loans but still offensive for the women 🤔)

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#19

My Dad Flamin People On Facebook

My Dad Flamin People On Facebook

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Hotdogking
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why people need school. Otherwise moody fools like this who get all of their knowledge from Hollywood will bloom, and more posts like this that try to sound cool will appear. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to get some food. (Ok I’ll stop now)

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#20

German Climate Activists Glue Themselves To The Conductor's Stand At A Concert. The Stand Is Removable So They Were Taken Offstage

German Climate Activists Glue Themselves To The Conductor's Stand At A Concert. The Stand Is Removable So They Were Taken Offstage

The concert continued after a 30-second interruption.

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#22

What’s The Problem?

What’s The Problem?

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Dan Padgett
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are 25+ with no kids... bet you get to sleep and stuff. Sit down for dinner without having to stand up til you're finished. Go on nights out without thinking about childcare. I feel sorry on you. /S :)

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#23

I Bet Her Father Knew

I Bet Her Father Knew

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Me
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There might be bigger concerns than this when running out of alcohol bothers you so much... And I bet the dad knew what he did anyway

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#24

Is Not Healthy To Society That People Can Earn Enough To Survive

Is Not Healthy To Society That People Can Earn Enough To Survive

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#25

I Never Thought Of That

I Never Thought Of That

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Falcon
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean... just make a Tshirt with emotes on them, so you can point at the one you want like to "use"

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#26

It’s The Principle Though

It’s The Principle Though

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#27

Exhibit A

Exhibit A

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Erin Fish
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awww, this one really isn't their fault but it's cute nonetheless. And also makes me feel ancient.

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#28

I Desperately Want The Backstory Behind This

I Desperately Want The Backstory Behind This

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#30

A Congressional GOP Candidate For FL-24

A Congressional GOP Candidate For FL-24

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Donkey boi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

King James Bible - Mark 16:13-15. 'And THEY went and told it unto the residue: neither believed THEY THEM. Afterward HE appeared unto the eleven as THEY sat at meat, and upbraided THEM with THEIR unbelief and hardness of heart, because THEY believed not THEM which had seen HIM after HE was risen. And HE said unto THEM, go ye out into the world...'!

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#32

Clueless Karen

Clueless Karen

I do want to specify that the employee knew English. He was trying his best to get his message across. It’s just that he spoke in broken English, which the woman couldn’t understand. But everyone else in the vicinity, including myself, could.

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Gustav Gallifrey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Conversely, i know of a lady who, on whirlwind tour of Europe and stressed by language difficulties, one day finding herself in a large seemingly-public building called out 'DOES ANYONE HERE SPEAK ENGLISH?'. After a stunned silence, a well-modulated voice replied 'madam, this IS the Bank of England'.

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#33

Indian Billionaires

Indian Billionaires

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vvv
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I cannot believe this. 2 in 1. First, the confusion between two completely non related cultures/ nations. But then, even then...what's the point ? What does he want to prove ? Like black people in US' lower living standards but hey there's Beyonce and Jay-Z ...Explain this

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#35

How Is This Even Possible

How Is This Even Possible

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#36

Guy Thinks Pounds Aren’t Currency

Guy Thinks Pounds Aren’t Currency

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KJ
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Got to love the USA education system in some parts of the country.

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#37

So I Came Out Of The House At 5 This Morning And I Saw This Bloke Leaning On A Wall With A Walking Stick I Thought He Must Be Out Of Breath

So I Came Out Of The House At 5 This Morning And I Saw This Bloke Leaning On A Wall With A Walking Stick I Thought He Must Be Out Of Breath

Just went back out and he was still there I shouted mate you alright? No reply, so I walked over to check on him and it was a trampoline net hanging over the wall.

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#38

The Mystery Of The Exploding Cheese

The Mystery Of The Exploding Cheese

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Max Robitzsch
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"We did a full inspection...." like they are the CSI team swooping in, rather than two dumb***ses who can't even wait to post before figuring out what happened.

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#39

"It's The West"

"It's The West"

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Jrog
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You would think r/NewsWithJingjing is a troll subreddit, but you would be wrong. It's a cesspool blending different types of nazi supporters, where -for some weird combination of factors- russian and chinese nationalists regularly come to agree on the stupidest, most idiotic talking points from regime propaganda.

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#40

This Is What Worry Looks Like

This Is What Worry Looks Like

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SheamusFanFrom1987
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry but you seem more like a jackhammer yourself if you're worried about that and not how smoking will affect your baby. *Corrected*

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#41

Please Write In English

Please Write In English

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Uncanny
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I smell a scam. She’s WAY too friendly to be French. 😉

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#42

I'm Learning A Lot About Rice Today

I'm Learning A Lot About Rice Today

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Dan Padgett
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One, she can apparently see microscopic bugs. Two, the education system has failed that replier.

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#43

Wait Until They Learn How British People Spell The Word "Color"

Wait Until They Learn How British People Spell The Word "Color"

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Charlie the Cat
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When will Americans realise that their spelling don't work in other countries lmfao

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#44

Complimentary Biscuits 0/10

Complimentary Biscuits 0/10

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Alexandra Davis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Digestives are a type of biscuit in the UK for those wondering. They do, tbf, look very similar to these coasters. They're a plain wheat biscuit that you dunk in your tea, you can get chocolate covered ones too!

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#46

Cancel Culture

Cancel Culture

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#48

We Are Doomed

We Are Doomed

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Anyone-for-tea?
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder where they think the original York/Hampshire/Jersey is if they are aware that there is a “New” York/Hampshire/Jersey??

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#49

Does She Not Know How WiFi Works

Does She Not Know How WiFi Works

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#50

This Girl At The Airport Waits Until The Queue Moves All The Way Forward To Move. People Confronted Her And She Said “It’s The Same If I Move Now Or Later”

This Girl At The Airport Waits Until The Queue Moves All The Way Forward To Move. People Confronted Her And She Said “It’s The Same If I Move Now Or Later”

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KJ
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come try that in the UK, we will give you such dirty looks and mutter under our breath at you!!

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#52

The US Education System Failed One Of Them, But I Don’t Think It Was Their Friend

The US Education System Failed One Of Them, But I Don’t Think It Was Their Friend

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Erin Fish
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I blame those big pull down maps from school of just the US that always had Alaska free floating in the Pacific instead of just showing the whole dang continent.

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#54

That's An Appropriate Answer

That's An Appropriate Answer

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VonBlade
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I 100% would've have said that, and then made a whole scene about how I'd been riding this lift for weeks waiting for them to pluck up the courage to confess their feelings.

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#55

Another Victim Of Simple Mathematics

Another Victim Of Simple Mathematics

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#56

Bros Bangin

Bros Bangin

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#57

It’s Almost Sad. Almost

It’s Almost Sad. Almost

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#59

Round Of Applause Everyone

Round Of Applause Everyone

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#60

The Straights Are Clueless

The Straights Are Clueless

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#61

Why Would Anyone Attempt To Correct Someone In A Language They Don’t Know?

Why Would Anyone Attempt To Correct Someone In A Language They Don’t Know?

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SheamusFanFrom1987
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just googled it out of curiousity: Literally means go get f*cked in the *ss or something similar XP

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#63

My Neighbor Is Either Oblivious Or A Genius

My Neighbor Is Either Oblivious Or A Genius

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#65

Virtue Signaling

Virtue Signaling

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Snorky The Pig
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will probably get downvoted, but I, as a mixed-race Asian, think the world has blown this whole cultural appropriation thing WAY out of proportion. There is nothing wrong with learning about, and experiencing, different cultures.

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#66

Mum Keeps Buying New Knives Every Other Week And Complains They Never Keep Their Edge. She Finally Showed Me Her "Sharpener"

Mum Keeps Buying New Knives Every Other Week And Complains They Never Keep Their Edge. She Finally Showed Me Her "Sharpener"

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#67

When Your Security Gate Is A Ladder

When Your Security Gate Is A Ladder

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Naesil 🇫🇮
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean its probably fine for non high secure area, even if the bars were vertical it shouldnt be too much of a problem to climb over, grap the top ledge and step on the handle.

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#68

My Mom Got Me Super Mario Sheets For Christmas And Said, "What? It's Not Like Anyone Else Is Going To See Your Sheets". I'm 24 And Live On My Own

My Mom Got Me Super Mario Sheets For Christmas And Said, "What? It's Not Like Anyone Else Is Going To See Your Sheets". I'm 24 And Live On My Own

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#69

Only One Way To Identify The Snake

Only One Way To Identify The Snake

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#70

A Roving Eye Has No Morals

A Roving Eye Has No Morals

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Max Robitzsch
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It seems a reasonable mistake to make - and a nosy / unreasonable thing to comment on...

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#71

"Not If You Use Miles Instead Of Kilometers But Point Taken"

"Not If You Use Miles Instead Of Kilometers But Point Taken"

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Gustav Gallifrey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now we know why Americans can't use the metric system. Actually, we've always known why.

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#72

This Is What Happens When Gender Studies Intersects With Actual Biology

This Is What Happens When Gender Studies Intersects With Actual Biology

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KJ
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She can 'milk' the boy cows while I stand and laugh along with the farmer.

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#73

Yahoo Answers Might Be Gone, But We Still Have Quora

Yahoo Answers Might Be Gone, But We Still Have Quora

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#75

And That's How You Avoid Paying Child Support

And That's How You Avoid Paying Child Support

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#76

I Don't Think My Mum Paid Attention To The Jumper She Got Me For Christmas

I Don't Think My Mum Paid Attention To The Jumper She Got Me For Christmas

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Jan Rosier
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where can I get one for next year's Christmas sweater competition in our office?

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#77

Told The Customer To Pack The Laptops With Care. This Is How That Worked Out

Told The Customer To Pack The Laptops With Care. This Is How That Worked Out

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blobby_grrl
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey I have that laptop! I think they’ll be fine Lenovos are indestructible

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#78

As It Turns Out Arizona Is A Part Of Mexico

As It Turns Out Arizona Is A Part Of Mexico

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#79

Ridiculous They're Making Zelda A Girl

Ridiculous They're Making Zelda A Girl

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#80

God Forbid We Let Our Children Learn About Things That Actually Exist

God Forbid We Let Our Children Learn About Things That Actually Exist

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KJ
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When did the Titanic become a conspiracy theory? Not heard that one before.

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#81

Apparently, You’re Not Actually Fasting Unless You Haven’t Eaten In Two Days

Apparently, You’re Not Actually Fasting Unless You Haven’t Eaten In Two Days

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#82

My Package Was Delivered To The Post Office, I Got Out Of Bed, Put Some Shoes On And I Went To Get It, Got Home And Noticed My Shorts Had Been Inside Out

My Package Was Delivered To The Post Office, I Got Out Of Bed, Put Some Shoes On And I Went To Get It, Got Home And Noticed My Shorts Had Been Inside Out

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#84

English Is A Universal Language

English Is A Universal Language

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Trillian
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, the root of the word is greek and latin and it does sound similar in many other languages like Genozid in German. Genocide is still the English word for it.

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#85

Who Says No To A Pizza?

Who Says No To A Pizza?

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#86

Came To Visit The Right-Wing In-Laws For Thanksgiving And Got To Stay In The “American Room”

Came To Visit The Right-Wing In-Laws For Thanksgiving And Got To Stay In The “American Room”

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#87

Yeah, Just Like The Egyptians Modeled Their Tombs After The Bass Pro Shops In Memphis

Yeah, Just Like The Egyptians Modeled Their Tombs After The Bass Pro Shops In Memphis

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#88

I Think She Was Confused

I Think She Was Confused

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Dave Nalesnik
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually they’re both wrong, “paracetamol” and “acetaminophen” are both generic names of the same drug, neither is a brand name.Double facepalm!

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#89

My Very Tech-Challenged Father-In-Law Sent The Entire Family A Picture Of His Breakfast This Morning. It Had A Watermark Which I Can't Explain

My Very Tech-Challenged Father-In-Law Sent The Entire Family A Picture Of His Breakfast This Morning. It Had A Watermark Which I Can't Explain

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#90

Purified Blood

Purified Blood

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Little Wonder
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know someone who took a "homeopathic covid vaccine" and when I asked many times what it was, she admitted it was her own urine.

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#91

A Girl At Work Drew What She Thinks The Map Of The USA Looks Like. She's Almost 30 With 2 Kids. The NC Public School System Has Really Failed Her

A Girl At Work Drew What She Thinks The Map Of The USA Looks Like. She's Almost 30 With 2 Kids. The NC Public School System Has Really Failed Her

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Alexandra Davis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The more I look the more I'm amazed/ stunned! What does she think is the land that isn't labelled as a state is? No man's land? I have so many questions I'd love to ask!

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#93

He Realized It Too Late

He Realized It Too Late

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Dave Nalesnik
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🎶My boss, deleted her email too quickly, and now these days, no one knows just what they should do…🎶

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#94

He Was Taking A Bath

He Was Taking A Bath

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#95

Pan Flip

Pan Flip

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#96

I Made A Mistake. Parmesan Cheese With Sugar

I Made A Mistake. Parmesan Cheese With Sugar

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Gustav Gallifrey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you for doing this experiment, but we need more info on the results.

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#97

My Goodness What An Idea! Why Didn't Anyone Else Think Of This

My Goodness What An Idea! Why Didn't Anyone Else Think Of This

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#98

Found This In The Ceiling At Work. Great Job Chris

Found This In The Ceiling At Work. Great Job Chris

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#100

Condoms Are Eco-Friendly, While Papers Are Not

Condoms Are Eco-Friendly, While Papers Are Not

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Lou Lopez
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here's an excellent example of a strawman fallacy - that argument is not the argument OP is making, it is a made-up argument the second person created and believes they can win to discredit OP. This also is meant to keep OP on the defensive in the exchange to further make them appear weak. Common troll/Alt-blight tactic.

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#101

Oh Musk

Oh Musk

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les
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

do they have free speach on twitter? i called elon musk a spoiled man child 4 years ago and my account was banned in december

#102

My Mother Bought My Son A Souvenir On Her European Vacation. My Son Likes Green, And My Mother Thought This Pen Had A Pretty Green Design, Oblivious To What It Actually Was

My Mother Bought My Son A Souvenir On Her European Vacation. My Son Likes Green, And My Mother Thought This Pen Had A Pretty Green Design, Oblivious To What It Actually Was

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Dave Nalesnik
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My question is, is that actually a pen, or do you somehow smoke weed out of it? 🤔

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#103

Throwback To The Time Some Guy Sent Me This

Throwback To The Time Some Guy Sent Me This

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#104

Silly Me. Why Would I Think Outdoor Candle Would Keep Mosquitoes Away

Silly Me. Why Would I Think Outdoor Candle Would Keep Mosquitoes Away

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RainWingRoyal
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Especially when it's a citronella candle produced by OFF!, the bugspray/bug repellent people?

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#105

Two Teams Of Builders Building A Bike Lane "On The Right-Hand Side" (Mariupol, Ukraine)

Two Teams Of Builders Building A Bike Lane "On The Right-Hand Side" (Mariupol, Ukraine)

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Debbie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They'll probably have to redo it anyway now... I can't imagine this picture is recent. Looks pretty though.

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#106

Wife: Your So-Called 2-In-1 Universal Cable Doesn't Work. My Phone Wasn't Charged Last Night

Wife: Your So-Called 2-In-1 Universal Cable Doesn't Work. My Phone Wasn't Charged Last Night

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#107

Well, That’s Not How It Works

Well, That’s Not How It Works

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Dan Padgett
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can see that being a mistake someone could make. Sure they have a key on the site though. Your friend isn't guilty of being stupid, just ignorant :)

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#108

A Private Company No Longer Wanting To Do Business With Another Private Company Has Nothing To Do With The First Amendment

A Private Company No Longer Wanting To Do Business With Another Private Company Has Nothing To Do With The First Amendment

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#109

What Could Go Wrong Driving Through A Tunnel

What Could Go Wrong Driving Through A Tunnel

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Cyndielouwhoo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once when walking home from the grocery store we saw a guy with two bikes upright like this about to drive into a very low-ceiling garage and tried to warn him...he flipped us off and then quickly realized the error of his ways. They looked expensive too.

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#110

New Year's Revolution

New Year's Revolution

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Follo00
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, if you change a habit, it is a bit of a revolution

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#111

Using Water Instead Of Oil In Your Engine

Using Water Instead Of Oil In Your Engine

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#112

He's A Little Confused, But He's Got The Spirit

He's A Little Confused, But He's Got The Spirit

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Triv
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one who, in the right type of mood, would pick up the bike, take the cable off from the post, and then put the bike right back for the bike owner to find so he can realize how... ill-advised that was?

#113

Pats Box… That’s Not Going Anywhere

Pats Box… That’s Not Going Anywhere

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#115

Sally Manilla

Sally Manilla

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#116

Why Is The Unvaccinated Child Getting Sick?

Why Is The Unvaccinated Child Getting Sick?

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Na Schi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Without the title I thought she was into some weird carrot-health cult, which probably would only be half as bad as not vaccinating your child.

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#117

My Friend's Girlfriend Was Completely Oblivious That She Was At Her Own Engagement

My Friend's Girlfriend Was Completely Oblivious That She Was At Her Own Engagement

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Talitha Jansen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're not dumb for not having eyes in the back of your head. That's something we leave to the hill people.

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#118

What Could Go Wrong Trying To Drive On Frozen Pond

What Could Go Wrong Trying To Drive On Frozen Pond

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#120

Need I Explain More?

Need I Explain More?

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Max Robitzsch
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Needlepoint pliers, bend open one by one? Of course many people won't have any such pliers available...

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#121

Customer Demands Refund Because They Don’t Know How To Measure A TV Screen

Customer Demands Refund Because They Don’t Know How To Measure A TV Screen

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#122

My Friend Was At The Airport, And This Old French Woman Just Didn't Care

My Friend Was At The Airport, And This Old French Woman Just Didn't Care

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Owen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's rocking socks and sandals too. Beware, because she is mighty.

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#123

Always Bring Poop Purée On Vacation

Always Bring Poop Purée On Vacation

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#124

Contractor Got Angry And Left The Job When We Asked Him To Use The Spacers We Bought For The Backsplash

Contractor Got Angry And Left The Job When We Asked Him To Use The Spacers We Bought For The Backsplash

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#125

Still Don't Get How People Can Be This Oblivious

Still Don't Get How People Can Be This Oblivious

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#126

Trying To Cancel Someone For "Cultural Appropriation", All While That Person Is Actually From The Culture In Question. Pokimane Is Half Moroccan

Trying To Cancel Someone For "Cultural Appropriation", All While That Person Is Actually From The Culture In Question. Pokimane Is Half Moroccan

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troufaki13
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What the actual hell??? I'm not African but I have curly hair! It's not exclusive you know

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#127

My Mum Just Bought This Pretty Necklace

My Mum Just Bought This Pretty Necklace

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#128

The Person Who Gave Me The Booster Shot Put The Bandage In The Wrong Spot

The Person Who Gave Me The Booster Shot Put The Bandage In The Wrong Spot

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Domi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This happened to me a few times, I stopped getting angry about it, after I saw how much work the nurses have in the hospital.

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#129

Well I'm 2 Hours Into My Shift And Noticed I Put On Two Different Shoes This Morning

Well I'm 2 Hours Into My Shift And Noticed I Put On Two Different Shoes This Morning

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#130

I Know It's My Own Fault For Going On Facebook But This Really Makes Me Worry For The Human Race

I Know It's My Own Fault For Going On Facebook But This Really Makes Me Worry For The Human Race

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NetworkMan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just want to check I got this right. Starting at 0 - Bought for 800 = -800, sold for 1000, so now on +200. Then again for 1100, so -900 now, and then sold for 1300, so +400 right?

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#131

I Told A Customer It Wouldn't Work, But She Insisted. When She Saw It, She Said Nothing And Left

I Told A Customer It Wouldn't Work, But She Insisted. When She Saw It, She Said Nothing And Left

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Little Wonder
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my more memorable customer interactions was with a uni student who was trying to photocopy transparencies and couldn't, no matter how I tried, understand why the *white copier paper* wasn't turning clear when she copied.

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#132

Confusing Volume For Weight, And Even Then, Forgetting That A Can Adds Weight

Confusing Volume For Weight, And Even Then, Forgetting That A Can Adds Weight

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Jeremy Busse-Jones
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is something we've actually done in my industry. Basically, if you know the weight of one item, then weigh the whole package of items, you can determine the number of items. Some scales will do the calculation and read out in items. In this case, provided the scale is calibrated to the density of the fluid and tared with the weight of an empty can, you can absolutely tell how many fluid ounces are there based on weight. That said, I doubt the scale is calibrated for Sprite, and looking at the final measurement, it's reasonable to assume it wasn't tared correctly.

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#133

Local Idiot Mistakes Dental Dye Tablets For Fentanyl

Local Idiot Mistakes Dental Dye Tablets For Fentanyl

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Trillian
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have no idea what fentanyl looks like but giving out unmarked tablets to kids does not sound like a good idea either

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#134

My Wife Asked, “What’s The Difference Between C4 And C8 Batteries?” She Didn’t Know, So She Bought Both Of Them

My Wife Asked, “What’s The Difference Between C4 And C8 Batteries?” She Didn’t Know, So She Bought Both Of Them

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