What does she even mean "in front of me"? If it was a gender neutral bathroom it would have stalls, no?

what an a*s hole

Burn 🔥

Nice burn! 😂

Don't forget Satanists. They blatantly use Alice Cooper to get their message out.

I'll be happy to pretend to be a fiancé/husband working abroad and do a video call giving my consent to anyone having this problem.

That escalated quickly

We are not friends, such a sad way to think of your own child.

Tim trying to show what a badass he is, instead he just showed himself to be a clueless a*s! Also, 12.4k people agreed with him, yikes.

Owned!

Classic Ted

I'd say 14/10 is well done with extra glitter

God, every time I see this I facepalm so hard it never gets old

I was working on a commercial (makeup artist) and we were filming outside all day. I was walking around putting sunscreen on all of the actors and one flat out refused it and said that he never uses it and never burns. Guy ended up frying and blistering and getting heatstroke. Hopefully he learned from that.

I did not know that! I just checked mine and discovered mine is at full length but with clips, so I shortened it! Thanks!

I have literally had a girl come sit on my lap, and when walking away giving my hand a gentle pull.... yep, still didn't get it. yay for awkward teenage years.

Roasted (I’ll show myself out).

Today's issue on "what we compare women to": it's student loans. (Or maybe he is comparing loans to women, which would be an upgrade for the loans but still offensive for the women 🤔)

This is why people need school. Otherwise moody fools like this who get all of their knowledge from Hollywood will bloom, and more posts like this that try to sound cool will appear. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to get some food. (Ok I’ll stop now)

The shocking look is amazing

This is too depressing to be funny 🙃

If you are 25+ with no kids... bet you get to sleep and stuff. Sit down for dinner without having to stand up til you're finished. Go on nights out without thinking about childcare. I feel sorry on you. /S :)

There might be bigger concerns than this when running out of alcohol bothers you so much... And I bet the dad knew what he did anyway

Hahaha dads been biding his time for just such an occasion

The dad knew about the vodka and that's why he gave her it. He played the long game

Daddikins was waiting for that day. Yep, pay back, he knew, oh ya he knew.

i think dad probably knew

Yeah, can't help but wonder if dad knew.

I want to know who has the same bottle of vodka for at least five years without finishing it...

I did that with cough medicine Vicks Formula 44 as a pre teen. Only so much you can water it down!!!!!

Here is a really novel idea: Try having a party without alcohol. You'll remember everything the next day and you won't have a headache or what ever hurts the day after usually.

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I think your dad was actually waiting for this moment

It’s called karma!!

KARMA LMAO

He knew and saved it for you.

I have a friend who kept her vodka in the freezer. Her kids did the old swapparoo, and the bottle broke. Thinking back, she must have done this on purpose!

I tried that trick with my Mom's Ouzo back in the day. Spoiler: Ouzo turns white when mixed with water.

Natural selection couldn't take these morons soon enough... Smh...

I mean... just make a Tshirt with emotes on them, so you can point at the one you want like to "use"

I wonder if she ever figured out she is a daftie.

Awww, this one really isn't their fault but it's cute nonetheless. And also makes me feel ancient.

Bear Be Gone! Effective on both crawling and flying bears.

No paid days off?

King James Bible - Mark 16:13-15. 'And THEY went and told it unto the residue: neither believed THEY THEM. Afterward HE appeared unto the eleven as THEY sat at meat, and upbraided THEM with THEIR unbelief and hardness of heart, because THEY believed not THEM which had seen HIM after HE was risen. And HE said unto THEM, go ye out into the world...'!

A triple facepalm!

Conversely, i know of a lady who, on whirlwind tour of Europe and stressed by language difficulties, one day finding herself in a large seemingly-public building called out 'DOES ANYONE HERE SPEAK ENGLISH?'. After a stunned silence, a well-modulated voice replied 'madam, this IS the Bank of England'.

I cannot believe this. 2 in 1. First, the confusion between two completely non related cultures/ nations. But then, even then...what's the point ? What does he want to prove ? Like black people in US' lower living standards but hey there's Beyonce and Jay-Z ...Explain this

Boobs. Boobs is a bad word. Booooooobs.

Does the timetable not have the school name on top?