What does she even mean "in front of me"? If it was a gender neutral bathroom it would have stalls, no?

what an a*s hole

Burn 🔥

Nice burn! 😂

Don't forget Satanists. They blatantly use Alice Cooper to get their message out.

I'll be happy to pretend to be a fiancé/husband working abroad and do a video call giving my consent to anyone having this problem.

That escalated quickly

We are not friends, such a sad way to think of your own child.

Tim trying to show what a badass he is, instead he just showed himself to be a clueless a*s! Also, 12.4k people agreed with him, yikes.

Owned!

Classic Ted

I'd say 14/10 is well done with extra glitter

God, every time I see this I facepalm so hard it never gets old

I was working on a commercial (makeup artist) and we were filming outside all day. I was walking around putting sunscreen on all of the actors and one flat out refused it and said that he never uses it and never burns. Guy ended up frying and blistering and getting heatstroke. Hopefully he learned from that.

I did not know that! I just checked mine and discovered mine is at full length but with clips, so I shortened it! Thanks!

I have literally had a girl come sit on my lap, and when walking away giving my hand a gentle pull.... yep, still didn't get it. yay for awkward teenage years.

Roasted (I’ll show myself out).

Today's issue on "what we compare women to": it's student loans. (Or maybe he is comparing loans to women, which would be an upgrade for the loans but still offensive for the women 🤔)

This is why people need school. Otherwise moody fools like this who get all of their knowledge from Hollywood will bloom, and more posts like this that try to sound cool will appear. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to get some food. (Ok I’ll stop now)

Oh, some food fell an my foot while I was in a groovy mood

No word has double O's, just Google it.

sounds to me like someone is quite good at generating engagement here, I mean look at those numbers...

This is a way for accounts to get lots of ‘traffic’. People get all worked up to ‘prove them wrong’ and they look like a really busy account.

The respond might seem clever, but the idea of the person that posted the question was to get a lot of people to react and in that way motivate the social media algorithm (or something more sinister). Johnnie and 551K others unknowingly helped this person out and got nothing for their trouble, the person that asked the question is the clever one.

Ok, this is just click bait to get people commenting on stuff on Facebook. Not sure if someone is tracking it or if people honestly think they are clever when they disprove it

These are engagement bait posts. They're designed to make you want to reply to prove how clever you are in order to get thousands of comments. Usually these pages are sponsored or sell a product. More engagement means more $$. Look how many comments and shares this ridiculous post got. Any English speaker with a first grade education can rattle off words with "oo". Nobody is proving anything to the poster. You're just driving up their engagement. When I see my friends commenting on or sharing these types of posts, or the posts that are generally fishing for personal information, I block the page that's posting them.

I’ve never understood the point of those type of posts. They just have thousands of responses that prove them wrong?