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No matter how successful, cool or elegant we are, we all have our days or brief moments when our common sense and dignity bid their farewell to us. Blame it on your brain having a fart, on Mercury in retrograde, on waking up on the wrong foot, it doesn’t change anything.

Sometimes we are all clueless, hilariously naive, and shamelessly embarrassing. So if you just did or said something stupid, we want to give you a big pat on the shoulder and tell you that you are not alone.

Below we wrapped up the list of images featuring people lost in the cloud of their brain farts, so scroll down. Also, be sure to check out more clueless people caught in action in Bored Panda’s previous features here and here.

#1

When You Don't Even Know What You're Fighting For

When You Don't Even Know What You're Fighting For

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Trillian
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What does she even mean "in front of me"? If it was a gender neutral bathroom it would have stalls, no?

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    While we can’t tell the reason that made these people act they way they did as seen in the images shared in this post, we can all agree on the obvious: it’s that humans are sometimes bold and unreasonable.

    Luckily, the internet is a perfect place to celebrate these funny occasions. Just like the miscellaneous corner of Reddit known as the “What Could Go Wrong” community, which has been demonstrating examples of “what not to do” since 2013.

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    #4

    She Really Can't Be That Stupid. She's A Liar... Err, Lawyer

    She Really Can't Be That Stupid. She's A Liar... Err, Lawyer

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    #5

    Who Doesn't Love Irony?

    Who Doesn't Love Irony?

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    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget Satanists. They blatantly use Alice Cooper to get their message out.

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    #6

    Now Your Own Decisions Belong To A Man You Haven't Met

    Now Your Own Decisions Belong To A Man You Haven't Met

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    Donkey boi
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll be happy to pretend to be a fiancé/husband working abroad and do a video call giving my consent to anyone having this problem.

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    Previously, we spoke with the creator of what is now a Reddit powerhouse that boasts 7.2 million members. The creator who goes by the nickname Peanutbuttered told us a while back that in a perfect world, r/whatcouldgowrong wouldn’t exist because people would know what is smart to attempt and what isn’t. “But since that’s not the case, at least, we hope the subreddit can help to prevent an injury or save a life."

    “My hope is that people who are thinking of attempting a stupid stunt will rethink their decision or maybe recall a post they saw on /r/whatcouldgowrong. Then they’ll think, 'maybe I should not do this,'” the redditor said.

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    #8

    Treat Your Kids Well, Then They’ll Start To Love You

    Treat Your Kids Well, Then They’ll Start To Love You

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    KJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are not friends, such a sad way to think of your own child.

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    #9

    I Mean, How Stupid Can People Be?

    I Mean, How Stupid Can People Be?

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    KJ
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tim trying to show what a badass he is, instead he just showed himself to be a clueless a*s! Also, 12.4k people agreed with him, yikes.

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    But bold actions we all sometimes do without thinking twice about them may have to do with our lack of sense of actions and consequences. This may be deliberate or not, since some people struggle to control their impulsivity.

    Another reason may be the fact that we live in the age of instant gratification. From social media to online shopping, the ability to get what we want with the click of a button has eliminated the need for long-term planning and consideration of the potential consequences of our actions.

    Our culture has become one of immediacy, where people are more concerned with the short-term gratification of their desires than with the long-term consequences.

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    #11

    America Gonna Need Credit For Something People From Other Countries Did

    America Gonna Need Credit For Something People From Other Countries Did

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    #12

    Parenting Can Be Tough At Times

    Parenting Can Be Tough At Times

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    #13

    Do You Consider This A Human Being?

    Do You Consider This A Human Being?

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    blobby_grrl
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God, every time I see this I facepalm so hard it never gets old

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    This lack of foresight has led to a number of problems, both for individuals and society as a whole. For individuals, it has resulted in a lack of financial planning, leading to debt and overspending. It has also led to a lack of responsibility when it comes to personal health and safety, resulting in an increase in reckless behavior and risky activities.

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    #14

    There's A Thin Line Between Confidence And Stupidity And This Guy's Way Over That Line

    There's A Thin Line Between Confidence And Stupidity And This Guy's Way Over That Line

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    Amy Taylor
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was working on a commercial (makeup artist) and we were filming outside all day. I was walking around putting sunscreen on all of the actors and one flat out refused it and said that he never uses it and never burns. Guy ended up frying and blistering and getting heatstroke. Hopefully he learned from that.

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    #15

    Over A Year Ago I Bought A Kettle That Had A Short Plug Lead, Today I Found This

    Over A Year Ago I Bought A Kettle That Had A Short Plug Lead, Today I Found This

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    Jen
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not know that! I just checked mine and discovered mine is at full length but with clips, so I shortened it! Thanks!

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    #16

    He Isn't Very Good At Hints

    He Isn't Very Good At Hints

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    Just_for_this
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have literally had a girl come sit on my lap, and when walking away giving my hand a gentle pull.... yep, still didn't get it. yay for awkward teenage years.

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    #17

    At Least He’s Cleaning It

    At Least He’s Cleaning It

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    On a larger scale, this lack of consideration for the consequences of our actions has led to environmental degradation and climate change. We have failed to take the long-term view and instead have focused on short-term gains, leading to a situation where we are now facing the consequences of our actions.

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    #18

    My Body, My Choice

    My Body, My Choice

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    Na Schi
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today's issue on "what we compare women to": it's student loans. (Or maybe he is comparing loans to women, which would be an upgrade for the loans but still offensive for the women 🤔)

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    #19

    My Dad Flamin People On Facebook

    My Dad Flamin People On Facebook

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    Hotdogking
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why people need school. Otherwise moody fools like this who get all of their knowledge from Hollywood will bloom, and more posts like this that try to sound cool will appear. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to get some food. (Ok I’ll stop now)

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    #20

    German Climate Activists Glue Themselves To The Conductor's Stand At A Concert. The Stand Is Removable So They Were Taken Offstage

    German Climate Activists Glue Themselves To The Conductor's Stand At A Concert. The Stand Is Removable So They Were Taken Offstage

    The concert continued after a 30-second interruption.

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    #21

    Yeah, Sure

    Yeah, Sure

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    #22

    What’s The Problem?

    What’s The Problem?

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    Dan Padgett
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are 25+ with no kids... bet you get to sleep and stuff. Sit down for dinner without having to stand up til you're finished. Go on nights out without thinking about childcare. I feel sorry on you. /S :)

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    #23

    I Bet Her Father Knew

    I Bet Her Father Knew

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    Me
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There might be bigger concerns than this when running out of alcohol bothers you so much... And I bet the dad knew what he did anyway

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    #24

    Is Not Healthy To Society That People Can Earn Enough To Survive

    Is Not Healthy To Society That People Can Earn Enough To Survive

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    #25

    I Never Thought Of That

    I Never Thought Of That

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    Falcon
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... just make a Tshirt with emotes on them, so you can point at the one you want like to "use"

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    #26

    It’s The Principle Though

    It’s The Principle Though

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    KJ
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if she ever figured out she is a daftie.

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    #27

    Exhibit A

    Exhibit A

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    Erin Fish
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, this one really isn't their fault but it's cute nonetheless. And also makes me feel ancient.

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    #28

    I Desperately Want The Backstory Behind This

    I Desperately Want The Backstory Behind This

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    Uncanny
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bear Be Gone! Effective on both crawling and flying bears.

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    #30

    A Congressional GOP Candidate For FL-24

    A Congressional GOP Candidate For FL-24

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    Donkey boi
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    King James Bible - Mark 16:13-15. 'And THEY went and told it unto the residue: neither believed THEY THEM. Afterward HE appeared unto the eleven as THEY sat at meat, and upbraided THEM with THEIR unbelief and hardness of heart, because THEY believed not THEM which had seen HIM after HE was risen. And HE said unto THEM, go ye out into the world...'!

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    #31

    Does This Count As A Facepalm?

    Does This Count As A Facepalm?

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    #32

    Clueless Karen

    Clueless Karen

    I do want to specify that the employee knew English. He was trying his best to get his message across. It’s just that he spoke in broken English, which the woman couldn’t understand. But everyone else in the vicinity, including myself, could.

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conversely, i know of a lady who, on whirlwind tour of Europe and stressed by language difficulties, one day finding herself in a large seemingly-public building called out 'DOES ANYONE HERE SPEAK ENGLISH?'. After a stunned silence, a well-modulated voice replied 'madam, this IS the Bank of England'.

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    #33

    Indian Billionaires

    Indian Billionaires

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    vvv
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot believe this. 2 in 1. First, the confusion between two completely non related cultures/ nations. But then, even then...what's the point ? What does he want to prove ? Like black people in US' lower living standards but hey there's Beyonce and Jay-Z ...Explain this

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    #35

    How Is This Even Possible

    How Is This Even Possible

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    #36

    Guy Thinks Pounds Aren’t Currency

    Guy Thinks Pounds Aren’t Currency

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    KJ
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to love the USA education system in some parts of the country.

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    #37

    So I Came Out Of The House At 5 This Morning And I Saw This Bloke Leaning On A Wall With A Walking Stick I Thought He Must Be Out Of Breath

    So I Came Out Of The House At 5 This Morning And I Saw This Bloke Leaning On A Wall With A Walking Stick I Thought He Must Be Out Of Breath

    Just went back out and he was still there I shouted mate you alright? No reply, so I walked over to check on him and it was a trampoline net hanging over the wall.

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    #38

    The Mystery Of The Exploding Cheese

    The Mystery Of The Exploding Cheese

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    Max Robitzsch
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We did a full inspection...." like they are the CSI team swooping in, rather than two dumb***ses who can't even wait to post before figuring out what happened.

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    #39

    "It's The West"

    "It's The West"

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    Jrog
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would think r/NewsWithJingjing is a troll subreddit, but you would be wrong. It's a cesspool blending different types of nazi supporters, where -for some weird combination of factors- russian and chinese nationalists regularly come to agree on the stupidest, most idiotic talking points from regime propaganda.

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    #40

    This Is What Worry Looks Like

    This Is What Worry Looks Like

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but you seem more like a jackhammer yourself if you're worried about that and not how smoking will affect your baby. *Corrected*

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    #41

    Please Write In English

    Please Write In English

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    Uncanny
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I smell a scam. She’s WAY too friendly to be French. 😉

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    #42

    I'm Learning A Lot About Rice Today

    I'm Learning A Lot About Rice Today

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    Dan Padgett
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One, she can apparently see microscopic bugs. Two, the education system has failed that replier.

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    #43

    Wait Until They Learn How British People Spell The Word "Color"

    Wait Until They Learn How British People Spell The Word "Color"

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    Charlie the Cat
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When will Americans realise that their spelling don't work in other countries lmfao

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    #44

    Complimentary Biscuits 0/10

    Complimentary Biscuits 0/10

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    Alexandra Davis
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Digestives are a type of biscuit in the UK for those wondering. They do, tbf, look very similar to these coasters. They're a plain wheat biscuit that you dunk in your tea, you can get chocolate covered ones too!

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    #46

    Cancel Culture

    Cancel Culture

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    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She obviously belongs to the "Deluded-Rants-Of-The-Month" club.

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    #48

    We Are Doomed

    We Are Doomed

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    Anyone-for-tea?
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder where they think the original York/Hampshire/Jersey is if they are aware that there is a “New” York/Hampshire/Jersey??

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    #49

    Does She Not Know How WiFi Works

    Does She Not Know How WiFi Works

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    This Girl At The Airport Waits Until The Queue Moves All The Way Forward To Move. People Confronted Her And She Said “It’s The Same If I Move Now Or Later”

    This Girl At The Airport Waits Until The Queue Moves All The Way Forward To Move. People Confronted Her And She Said “It’s The Same If I Move Now Or Later”

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    KJ
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come try that in the UK, we will give you such dirty looks and mutter under our breath at you!!

    vvv
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come and try that in France and they will tell you off and then overtake you anyway and if you protest it's "Va te faire foutre ! " :):)

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    Alison Hell
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come and try that in Canada ... and then we'll say 'oh gosh, you're right. I'm so sorry' 😂 I kid...b***h better move 😂 again, I kid. So sorry.

    Sonja
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come and try that in Germany and we will just shove past you. Or will tell you in no uncertain terms to move or step aside.

    Lyyyy
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I second that, been to Germany many times and from my perspective and cultural viewpoint it is unbelieveable how direct Germans are with everybody.

    o_o
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have only been learning french for 9 years but i know enough to know what that means and I am extremely amused

    PVR
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can be so brutal, what with our muttering and dirty looks. 🤣🤣

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assure you most in the US would not allow her to get away with this, I sure in the hell wouldnt

    Shane Van Veghel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, Brits definitely know how to queue. Here in Florida, I've seen fist fights in line over less than this. Ug!

    Tim Crowhurst
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Brit would ask her to move, and if she didn't he'd just walk straight past - giving implicit permission to everyone behind me to do so as well.

    Sinnsyk Jakte
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prob'ly the most lasting impression I have frpm the UK is the time we were on an elevator--big, packed--and we stopped at a floor and no one was getting off. But this short older woman just body-checked everyone from the very back, growling 'You f*****g bloody idiots!' ...could've said 'Excuse me, this is my stop--' OR ANYTHING ELSE LESS AGGRESSIVE. She chose the way of the goose--peace was never an option.

    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was the way of the goose-peace, a creature I have never encountered! (The dash looks like a hyphen. If it's a dash it needs a space before and after it -- like that. Sorry to be pedantic.)

    SPQRBob
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And perhaps mentally compose a strongly worded letter to the people who are in charge of such things.

    Sue Denham
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw in a couple of "Oh, really!"s and a "Some people!" and it's a deal.

    Ozzyols
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to Australia and you’d probably be called an F’wit and bypassed when someone unclipped the guide rope and gone around you.

    John
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an Australian I thought the exact same from swear word to unclipping the guide rope, this is exactly what would happen.

    Mela Queen
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was going to make a comment about Australia and you nailed it!

    Triv
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many in America would just go around her. "You're not moving, but the line is. Keep up or get out."

    Flo
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Passive aggressive seems appropriate in this scenario. I would pass in front of her to see her reaction.

    Annamarie Dodge
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in the usa we wouldnt just give dirty looks and mutter, we would chew her a**e out and bring this to the attention to those at the counter who would then have security come over and have a conversation with her

    Mason Kronol
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was someone like this at the zoo tram line. We just went around them. Why are people so enthusiastic about being a problem?

    M. L. Dew
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Entitlement, that or they live online and don't know how to properly act in society.

    Na Schi
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if not harmful in any way, this is an annoying ässhole move. When you don't move waiting time seems to prolong, but when moving you got the slight gratification that progress is made. So she damned probably all the people behind her to a frustrating wait.

    OmBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d legitimately walk past her acting oblivious. If she made a comment, I’d point to the end of the line, explain what a line or queue is in this context and tell her she wasn’t in the line at all. If she cried to anyone, I’d be apologetic and oblivious. Truly sorry. I honestly didn’t think she was in line because the line was way up there. Seems like she was just waiting and texting and didn’t want to be in line.

    Trillian
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol if that happened here everyone would just cut in front of her

    Anyone-for-tea?
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, she’s not wrong! I hate it when people hit my back or bag in a queue, and the best I can do is a disparaging glance in their direction. I would like it if she was standing behind me!

    Trillian
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If everyone did that the queue would stretch outside the building. A bit of distance is okay but this is just ridiculous.

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    Adam Jeff
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wouldn't though - when she moves up she moves all the way to the back of the queue, and so would the people behind her if they're following the same logic. Only one large gap is created, and everyone moves less often.

    BlackestDawn
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you are saying that only 1 person ever (per queue) is allowed to do this? Several people would be able to do this independent of each other, thus stretching out the queue much(?) longer than it "needs" to be.

    Trophy Husband
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's not wrong... I wait until people move twice if I have several bags to deal with at once.

    Robin Roper
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically she is true and completely unnecessary if the line isn't too long; but don't do this, it will get you hated beyond belief and one of those people who wants to kill you just may be your seat mate on your flight.

    Rider
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If death glares failed, I'd go around her and take the rest of the line with me.

    ShellsBells
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long line? It's nuts to butts people, nuts to butts. Edit: line not lime

    Brent Hollett
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's *technically* not wrong, but only if the line behind her doesn't extend past the barriers. If it does, she's actively causing a disturbance to the rest of the airport.

    Rodney Bowie
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, technically that's true. I've experienced that feeling before: being in line, the line moves forward and I stand still. Nobody actually says anything, but I have this weird, silent, invisible pressure telling me to move forward (not for long, I go ahead and move forward after a moment). Yeah, nobody's day is going to be ruined if they don't get to slowly inch forward, but it does seem like a jerk move to just stand there and make everyone else play the Sociopath Game with you.

    Libstak
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are the people behind you supposed to queue? Out the door, across the street, through the runway? These gaps cause chaos in many directions ffs.

    David
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is "right" here depends on if she is preventing folks behind her from cueing up. If she isn't creating a traffic jam at the back end of the line, it really makes no functional difference.

    Phil Vaive
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's not wrong. I get more annoyed by people who breathe on the back of my neck in lineups as if standing on my heels will somehow make the lineup move faster

    Mat Hall
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may be unconventional, but you can't argue with the logic. If you've got a lot of bags and whatnot then shuffling them all forward 2 feet every 30 seconds is a lot more hassle than waiting a while and moving once...

    KieLeaHar
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, In Australia she’d move. She’d get abused or people would simply push past her or walk rightttt up into her personal space. Rude wannabe COW-hoe

    Keley Babs
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe her bags are really heavy and she doesn't wanna have to pick them up every two minutes

    Naomi Cline
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walk right past her if she isn't going to move! I hate people like this.

    Joanne Hudson
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring people up from the back of the line and I bet she'll move.

    Mickie Shea
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically correct and socially unacceptable. Then again she must stay up for social media.

    Lynn Morello
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in Australia, she would be asked to Move down the line please. If she didnt move she would be told, "Move your A*s.'

    Gypsy Lee
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have walked around her. It’s rude but it would get the point across that yeah.. It IS rude.

    Lee Boueri
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone tried that in the US in front of me, so I moved in front of him, he didn't notice till I was first in the line then he decides to moves forward and starts yelling at me about being inconsiderate.

    Ron H.
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except to the people still standing in the aisles 🤦🏼‍♂️

    Sheila Cobb
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about all the people standing behind her??? I’d just walk around her. Maybe she’d get the hint.

    Sharon Moran
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly!! I live where there is a drawbridge. Went out today the bridge was up. The guy behind me was honking his horn at me to move. I always leave at least one car length between me and the person in front in case I need to get out.

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, she has a point. But she's missing the need people have of slowly inching up to the finish line.

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    Craig Reynolds
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just had this happen two days ago at MCO, and I just went right past her. She tried to give me a karen attitude, and I just told her to stuff it. Move it or lose it...

    Linda Robinett
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moving forward in the queue (and yes, most folks in the US know how to queue) allows others to have room to join the queue. Idiot

    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If everyone does the same as this woman, the end of the queue will be outside the door at the far end.

    Alexej Dvorak
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she picked up that argument in the checkout line while grocery shopping during covid, where it made sense, and just never made the cognitive transfer.

    ANGEL BABY
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's when you nicely get in front of her and if she says anything, just tell her you wanted to move now not later

    Zoe Duddle
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s not wrong and that looks like a lot of luggage to have to move along one inch at a time every couple of seconds. I think she’s really stretched it to the limit though once the queue turns a corner.

    Epona
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it forking isn't! If you move with the line, you aren't massively annoying everyone (or most of the people anyway) behind you in line. Jackass! If this picture was taken pre-March 2020, there could be at least 6 other people (depending on if they are travelling alone or not and their body shape and if they have a lot of luggage/a luggage cart) in the space between the obnoxious lady with the fringed purse and the man in the grayish hat (who is looking at the person taking the picture). I don't blame all the people who confronted her!!

    Timbob
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I didn’t realize how violent you Brit’s were!

    The Veil of Fire
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...did she decide not to bring the kitchen sink with her on this trip?

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    #52

    The US Education System Failed One Of Them, But I Don’t Think It Was Their Friend

    The US Education System Failed One Of Them, But I Don’t Think It Was Their Friend

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    Erin Fish
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I blame those big pull down maps from school of just the US that always had Alaska free floating in the Pacific instead of just showing the whole dang continent.

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    #54

    That's An Appropriate Answer

    That's An Appropriate Answer

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I 100% would've have said that, and then made a whole scene about how I'd been riding this lift for weeks waiting for them to pluck up the courage to confess their feelings.

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    #55

    Another Victim Of Simple Mathematics

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    #56

    Bros Bangin

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    AJay
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can I get into this line of work, does anyone know?

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    #57

    It’s Almost Sad. Almost

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    #58

    Covid Is Aids

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    #59

    Round Of Applause Everyone

    Round Of Applause Everyone

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    #60

    The Straights Are Clueless

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    #61

    Why Would Anyone Attempt To Correct Someone In A Language They Don’t Know?

    Why Would Anyone Attempt To Correct Someone In A Language They Don’t Know?

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just googled it out of curiousity: Literally means go get f*cked in the *ss or something similar XP

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    #63

    My Neighbor Is Either Oblivious Or A Genius

    My Neighbor Is Either Oblivious Or A Genius

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    #64

    Ah Yes, "Time-Zones"

    Ah Yes, "Time-Zones"

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    #65

    Virtue Signaling

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    Snorky The Pig
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will probably get downvoted, but I, as a mixed-race Asian, think the world has blown this whole cultural appropriation thing WAY out of proportion. There is nothing wrong with learning about, and experiencing, different cultures.

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    #66

    Mum Keeps Buying New Knives Every Other Week And Complains They Never Keep Their Edge. She Finally Showed Me Her "Sharpener"

    Mum Keeps Buying New Knives Every Other Week And Complains They Never Keep Their Edge. She Finally Showed Me Her "Sharpener"

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    #67

    When Your Security Gate Is A Ladder

    When Your Security Gate Is A Ladder

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    Naesil 🇫🇮
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean its probably fine for non high secure area, even if the bars were vertical it shouldnt be too much of a problem to climb over, grap the top ledge and step on the handle.

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    #68

    My Mom Got Me Super Mario Sheets For Christmas And Said, "What? It's Not Like Anyone Else Is Going To See Your Sheets". I'm 24 And Live On My Own

    My Mom Got Me Super Mario Sheets For Christmas And Said, "What? It's Not Like Anyone Else Is Going To See Your Sheets". I'm 24 And Live On My Own

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    #69

    Only One Way To Identify The Snake

    Only One Way To Identify The Snake

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    #70

    A Roving Eye Has No Morals

    A Roving Eye Has No Morals

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    Max Robitzsch
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems a reasonable mistake to make - and a nosy / unreasonable thing to comment on...

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    #71

    "Not If You Use Miles Instead Of Kilometers But Point Taken"

    "Not If You Use Miles Instead Of Kilometers But Point Taken"

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we know why Americans can't use the metric system. Actually, we've always known why.

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    #72

    This Is What Happens When Gender Studies Intersects With Actual Biology

    This Is What Happens When Gender Studies Intersects With Actual Biology

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    KJ
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She can 'milk' the boy cows while I stand and laugh along with the farmer.

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    #73

    Yahoo Answers Might Be Gone, But We Still Have Quora

    Yahoo Answers Might Be Gone, But We Still Have Quora

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    BobTDG
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be the infamous Quora trolls. Please let it be trolls.

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    #74

    Imagine Being This Stupid

    Imagine Being This Stupid

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    #75

    And That's How You Avoid Paying Child Support

    And That's How You Avoid Paying Child Support

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    #76

    I Don't Think My Mum Paid Attention To The Jumper She Got Me For Christmas

    I Don't Think My Mum Paid Attention To The Jumper She Got Me For Christmas

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    Jan Rosier
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I get one for next year's Christmas sweater competition in our office?

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    #77

    Told The Customer To Pack The Laptops With Care. This Is How That Worked Out

    Told The Customer To Pack The Laptops With Care. This Is How That Worked Out

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    blobby_grrl
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey I have that laptop! I think they’ll be fine Lenovos are indestructible

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    #78

    As It Turns Out Arizona Is A Part Of Mexico

    As It Turns Out Arizona Is A Part Of Mexico

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    #79

    Ridiculous They're Making Zelda A Girl

    Ridiculous They're Making Zelda A Girl

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    #80

    God Forbid We Let Our Children Learn About Things That Actually Exist

    God Forbid We Let Our Children Learn About Things That Actually Exist

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    KJ
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did the Titanic become a conspiracy theory? Not heard that one before.

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    #81

    Apparently, You’re Not Actually Fasting Unless You Haven’t Eaten In Two Days

    Apparently, You’re Not Actually Fasting Unless You Haven’t Eaten In Two Days

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    #82

    My Package Was Delivered To The Post Office, I Got Out Of Bed, Put Some Shoes On And I Went To Get It, Got Home And Noticed My Shorts Had Been Inside Out

    My Package Was Delivered To The Post Office, I Got Out Of Bed, Put Some Shoes On And I Went To Get It, Got Home And Noticed My Shorts Had Been Inside Out

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    #83

    Thank You For Your Profound Observation

    Thank You For Your Profound Observation

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    #84

    English Is A Universal Language

    English Is A Universal Language

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    Trillian
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, the root of the word is greek and latin and it does sound similar in many other languages like Genozid in German. Genocide is still the English word for it.

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    #85

    Who Says No To A Pizza?

    Who Says No To A Pizza?

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    #86

    Came To Visit The Right-Wing In-Laws For Thanksgiving And Got To Stay In The “American Room”

    Came To Visit The Right-Wing In-Laws For Thanksgiving And Got To Stay In The “American Room”

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    #87

    Yeah, Just Like The Egyptians Modeled Their Tombs After The Bass Pro Shops In Memphis

    Yeah, Just Like The Egyptians Modeled Their Tombs After The Bass Pro Shops In Memphis

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    #88

    I Think She Was Confused

    I Think She Was Confused

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    Dave Nalesnik
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually they’re both wrong, “paracetamol” and “acetaminophen” are both generic names of the same drug, neither is a brand name.Double facepalm!

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    #89

    My Very Tech-Challenged Father-In-Law Sent The Entire Family A Picture Of His Breakfast This Morning. It Had A Watermark Which I Can't Explain

    My Very Tech-Challenged Father-In-Law Sent The Entire Family A Picture Of His Breakfast This Morning. It Had A Watermark Which I Can't Explain

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    Mark Wilson
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people like to watch things get hot? Sorry, I'll leave quietly.

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    #90

    Purified Blood

    Purified Blood

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    Little Wonder
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who took a "homeopathic covid vaccine" and when I asked many times what it was, she admitted it was her own urine.

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    #91

    A Girl At Work Drew What She Thinks The Map Of The USA Looks Like. She's Almost 30 With 2 Kids. The NC Public School System Has Really Failed Her

    A Girl At Work Drew What She Thinks The Map Of The USA Looks Like. She's Almost 30 With 2 Kids. The NC Public School System Has Really Failed Her

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    Alexandra Davis
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more I look the more I'm amazed/ stunned! What does she think is the land that isn't labelled as a state is? No man's land? I have so many questions I'd love to ask!

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    #93

    He Realized It Too Late

    He Realized It Too Late

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    Dave Nalesnik
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶My boss, deleted her email too quickly, and now these days, no one knows just what they should do…🎶

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    #94

    He Was Taking A Bath

    He Was Taking A Bath

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    Pan Flip

    Pan Flip

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    #96

    I Made A Mistake. Parmesan Cheese With Sugar

    I Made A Mistake. Parmesan Cheese With Sugar

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for doing this experiment, but we need more info on the results.

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    #97

    My Goodness What An Idea! Why Didn't Anyone Else Think Of This

    My Goodness What An Idea! Why Didn't Anyone Else Think Of This

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    #98

    Found This In The Ceiling At Work. Great Job Chris

    Found This In The Ceiling At Work. Great Job Chris

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    #100

    Condoms Are Eco-Friendly, While Papers Are Not

    Condoms Are Eco-Friendly, While Papers Are Not

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    Lou Lopez
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's an excellent example of a strawman fallacy - that argument is not the argument OP is making, it is a made-up argument the second person created and believes they can win to discredit OP. This also is meant to keep OP on the defensive in the exchange to further make them appear weak. Common troll/Alt-blight tactic.

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    #101

    Oh Musk

    Oh Musk

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    les
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do they have free speach on twitter? i called elon musk a spoiled man child 4 years ago and my account was banned in december

    #102

    My Mother Bought My Son A Souvenir On Her European Vacation. My Son Likes Green, And My Mother Thought This Pen Had A Pretty Green Design, Oblivious To What It Actually Was

    My Mother Bought My Son A Souvenir On Her European Vacation. My Son Likes Green, And My Mother Thought This Pen Had A Pretty Green Design, Oblivious To What It Actually Was

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    Dave Nalesnik
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My question is, is that actually a pen, or do you somehow smoke weed out of it? 🤔

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    #103

    Throwback To The Time Some Guy Sent Me This

    Throwback To The Time Some Guy Sent Me This

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    Silly Me. Why Would I Think Outdoor Candle Would Keep Mosquitoes Away

    Silly Me. Why Would I Think Outdoor Candle Would Keep Mosquitoes Away

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    OmBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They work. They just can’t claim they work lest someone gets bit, has a reaction and sues them for what they thought was 100% protection at all distances.

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    #105

    Two Teams Of Builders Building A Bike Lane "On The Right-Hand Side" (Mariupol, Ukraine)

    Two Teams Of Builders Building A Bike Lane "On The Right-Hand Side" (Mariupol, Ukraine)

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    Debbie
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll probably have to redo it anyway now... I can't imagine this picture is recent. Looks pretty though.

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    #106

    Wife: Your So-Called 2-In-1 Universal Cable Doesn't Work. My Phone Wasn't Charged Last Night

    Wife: Your So-Called 2-In-1 Universal Cable Doesn't Work. My Phone Wasn't Charged Last Night

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    XenoMurph
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might have made that mistake, assuming the wire branched off.

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    #107

    Well, That’s Not How It Works

    Well, That’s Not How It Works

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    Dan Padgett
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see that being a mistake someone could make. Sure they have a key on the site though. Your friend isn't guilty of being stupid, just ignorant :)

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    #108

    A Private Company No Longer Wanting To Do Business With Another Private Company Has Nothing To Do With The First Amendment

    A Private Company No Longer Wanting To Do Business With Another Private Company Has Nothing To Do With The First Amendment

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    #109

    What Could Go Wrong Driving Through A Tunnel

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    Cyndielouwhoo
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once when walking home from the grocery store we saw a guy with two bikes upright like this about to drive into a very low-ceiling garage and tried to warn him...he flipped us off and then quickly realized the error of his ways. They looked expensive too.

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    #110

    New Year's Revolution

    New Year's Revolution

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    Follo00
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, if you change a habit, it is a bit of a revolution

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    #111

    Using Water Instead Of Oil In Your Engine

    Using Water Instead Of Oil In Your Engine

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    He's A Little Confused, But He's Got The Spirit

    He's A Little Confused, But He's Got The Spirit

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    Triv
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who, in the right type of mood, would pick up the bike, take the cable off from the post, and then put the bike right back for the bike owner to find so he can realize how... ill-advised that was?

    #113

    Pats Box… That’s Not Going Anywhere

    Pats Box… That’s Not Going Anywhere

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just little tighter and you got yourself a curved TV!

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    #114

    15 Push-Ups?

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    Sally Manilla

    Sally Manilla

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sally Manilla? Doesn't ring a bell. I know a fisherwoman named Salmon Ella though XP

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    #116

    Why Is The Unvaccinated Child Getting Sick?

    Why Is The Unvaccinated Child Getting Sick?

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    Na Schi
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without the title I thought she was into some weird carrot-health cult, which probably would only be half as bad as not vaccinating your child.

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    #117

    My Friend's Girlfriend Was Completely Oblivious That She Was At Her Own Engagement

    My Friend's Girlfriend Was Completely Oblivious That She Was At Her Own Engagement

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    Talitha Jansen
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not dumb for not having eyes in the back of your head. That's something we leave to the hill people.

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    #118

    What Could Go Wrong Trying To Drive On Frozen Pond

    What Could Go Wrong Trying To Drive On Frozen Pond

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    #120

    Need I Explain More?

    Need I Explain More?

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    Max Robitzsch
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needlepoint pliers, bend open one by one? Of course many people won't have any such pliers available...

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    #121

    Customer Demands Refund Because They Don’t Know How To Measure A TV Screen

    Customer Demands Refund Because They Don’t Know How To Measure A TV Screen

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    Dan Padgett
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone missing what's going on here. They measure the size diagonally.

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    #122

    My Friend Was At The Airport, And This Old French Woman Just Didn't Care

    My Friend Was At The Airport, And This Old French Woman Just Didn't Care

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    Owen
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's rocking socks and sandals too. Beware, because she is mighty.

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    #123

    Always Bring Poop Purée On Vacation

    Always Bring Poop Purée On Vacation

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    Contractor Got Angry And Left The Job When We Asked Him To Use The Spacers We Bought For The Backsplash

    Contractor Got Angry And Left The Job When We Asked Him To Use The Spacers We Bought For The Backsplash

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    Still Don't Get How People Can Be This Oblivious

    Still Don't Get How People Can Be This Oblivious

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    Trying To Cancel Someone For "Cultural Appropriation", All While That Person Is Actually From The Culture In Question. Pokimane Is Half Moroccan

    Trying To Cancel Someone For "Cultural Appropriation", All While That Person Is Actually From The Culture In Question. Pokimane Is Half Moroccan

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    troufaki13
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the actual hell??? I'm not African but I have curly hair! It's not exclusive you know

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    #127

    My Mum Just Bought This Pretty Necklace

    My Mum Just Bought This Pretty Necklace

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    #128

    The Person Who Gave Me The Booster Shot Put The Bandage In The Wrong Spot

    The Person Who Gave Me The Booster Shot Put The Bandage In The Wrong Spot

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    Domi
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me a few times, I stopped getting angry about it, after I saw how much work the nurses have in the hospital.

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    #129

    Well I'm 2 Hours Into My Shift And Noticed I Put On Two Different Shoes This Morning

    Well I'm 2 Hours Into My Shift And Noticed I Put On Two Different Shoes This Morning

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    Dave Nalesnik
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “This HAS to be right! I’ve got another pair just like it at home!”😂

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    #130

    I Know It's My Own Fault For Going On Facebook But This Really Makes Me Worry For The Human Race

    I Know It's My Own Fault For Going On Facebook But This Really Makes Me Worry For The Human Race

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    NetworkMan
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just want to check I got this right. Starting at 0 - Bought for 800 = -800, sold for 1000, so now on +200. Then again for 1100, so -900 now, and then sold for 1300, so +400 right?

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    #131

    I Told A Customer It Wouldn't Work, But She Insisted. When She Saw It, She Said Nothing And Left

    I Told A Customer It Wouldn't Work, But She Insisted. When She Saw It, She Said Nothing And Left

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    Little Wonder
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my more memorable customer interactions was with a uni student who was trying to photocopy transparencies and couldn't, no matter how I tried, understand why the *white copier paper* wasn't turning clear when she copied.

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    #132

    Confusing Volume For Weight, And Even Then, Forgetting That A Can Adds Weight

    Confusing Volume For Weight, And Even Then, Forgetting That A Can Adds Weight

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    Jeremy Busse-Jones
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something we've actually done in my industry. Basically, if you know the weight of one item, then weigh the whole package of items, you can determine the number of items. Some scales will do the calculation and read out in items. In this case, provided the scale is calibrated to the density of the fluid and tared with the weight of an empty can, you can absolutely tell how many fluid ounces are there based on weight. That said, I doubt the scale is calibrated for Sprite, and looking at the final measurement, it's reasonable to assume it wasn't tared correctly.

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    #133

    Local Idiot Mistakes Dental Dye Tablets For Fentanyl

    Local Idiot Mistakes Dental Dye Tablets For Fentanyl

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    Trillian
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea what fentanyl looks like but giving out unmarked tablets to kids does not sound like a good idea either

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    #134

    My Wife Asked, “What’s The Difference Between C4 And C8 Batteries?” She Didn’t Know, So She Bought Both Of Them

    My Wife Asked, “What’s The Difference Between C4 And C8 Batteries?” She Didn’t Know, So She Bought Both Of Them

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