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Everyone likes to think that they’re pretty smart and at the top of their game all the time, but the truth is, we all do and say some pretty dumb things sometimes. Like eating an entire bucket of KFC or looking everywhere for our glasses while we’re wearing them (true story). However, sometimes people mess up so badly that they end up on the internet when it looks like brain.exe stopped working for them.

Most of us know that embarrassing memories of dumb stuff that we did back in school/work/last Monday tend to resurface at the worst possible moments. So to make you feel better about yourself, Bored Panda has collected a list of some awesomely dumb things that people have said and done.

There’s nothing like other people messing up to make us forget all of our mistakes for a moment, right, dear Pandas? Scroll down, upvote your fave pics, and if you feel brave, let us know what the stupidest things you’ve ever done were! You can check out our earlier articles about stupid people doing stupid stuff here and here. Oh, and here's the coronavirus edition of dumb people acting dumb.

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There are two kinds of stupidity. The kind where we don’t know that we’re being stupid. And the type where we definitely know but don’t want to stop. No matter how important and wise we might be, we’ll still make mistakes.

But there are reasons why human beings do stupid things, even if we’re aware that what we’re doing is wrong.

There are two kinds of pleasure. The first one that some call ‘liking’ is happy satisfaction that we get from eating a good meal, having a drink of water after a fun game of basketball, or getting a hug from a friend you haven’t seen in ages. Simple, wholesome things that make life wonderful.

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The second kind of pleasure, ‘wanting,’ is associated with thrills and desire. It’s the second kind of pleasure that makes us do stupid things that can have lots of negative consequences.

Sometimes, we say, “Damn the consequences” and do something small that’s stupid; no real harm done, right? Wrong. This can have a snowball effect and we’ll start doing dumber and dumber things. The next thing you know, we might end up on the internet before our brain.exe could reboot and save the day.

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Dave P
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

except this story turned out to be fake. The survey was conducted before coronavirus and never mentioned coronavirus at all. It just turned out 38% of Americans hate corona beer. The media added in the part about Covid and the people who did the survey spent months in damage control due to media inventing things

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Alan Green
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They were the last beers to disappear off the shelves in my local supermarket too here in UK when the pandemic hit.

Dave P
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know this turned out to be false. The study was conducted before Coronavirus and was asking American's beer preferences. 38% said they would not drink corona under any circumstances. However the Coronavirus was never ever mentioned in the question. Because the survey was released in March, CNN decided to add on the connection and made up that whole second part.

Anxiety! at the Disco
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do they not understand that if you have Covid, you should drink Corona. They cancel each other out!!

Mama Panda
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait? Chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows? Don't even tell me that you won't get half n half from black and white cows!

Craig Lee
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is just a story about it. My buddy is president of the sales division for a beer distribution company. He specifically said that Corona beer has catapulted in sales since the virus started.

Electric Ed
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I sure tried to vaccinate myself with a case of corona back in march. Seems it worked too! *knock on wood*

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YMan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard that the Corona brand changed its name to Ebola because of this. ;)

B.D. Reed
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But those are the same ones who will injest bleach and try to get a tan under an ultraviolet light. Let the natural law of selection work already.

Bruce Ferrier
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's start calling it the toilet paper virus so people stop hoarding all the toilet paper

Tarryn Louise
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This from the same people who refuse to wear a mask and their favourite hat is a red trucker cap.

Hugh Crawford
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same 38% that actually voted for Trump, and look what happened with that.

Christine Ladyman
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And they're allowed to drive a car, own a gun and vote. I could cry. 😨

Jayne Kyra
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just wait until those people learn about the Milka cow.

IttyBittyPrettyKitty
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously just because of the stupid coronavirus the beer company is declining in business

Adam Hart-Dyke
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It still amazes me that Corona didn't immediately change their name

fubukifangirl
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've bought some Corona beer. Not too bad and this is from someone who doesn't normally like beer.

Magic Wolfie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait you're say it doesn't come from brown cows??? (sarcasm if it wasn't clear I'm not that dumb XD)

Michelle C
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait...what? Chocolate milk doesn't come from chocolate cows!?! LOL

Brenda S
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please ..... these are just a few reasons children need to stay in school

Marglo948
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where does strawberry milk come from? How do you milk a strawberry? I think I need a beer!

Marnie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On the flip side, it was always a terrible-tasting beer unless so cold you can't taste anything.

Steve Cruz
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

CORONA should simply label some of its bottles with CROWN EXTRA.

Kathy Brown
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I could never find a chocolate cow. I also would like a strawberry one.

Jane Dorothy Warner
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My nurse told me that chocolate is so addictive because it comes from the same plant as cocaine. I told her, chocolate comes from cocoa and cocaine is derived from coca, and she didn't believe me.

Ralph Spooner
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they are depending on my business to make a profit, they gonna be hurin' for a long time. I do not drink alcohol of any kind, ever. PS: No one in my immediate family does either.

Ricky Mujica
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

chocolate milk comes from the other end of the cow! everybody knows that!

William Mahoney
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dopes don’t know who fought in civil and Spanish, American war. REALLY !!

Ginny Swart
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How soon before Corona Beer rebrands itself and throws away those bottles??

Billy The Kid
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When it was the height of the virus and the pubs closed down, my local sold out of everything but corona. He couldn't even sell them at a discount price! Same thing in the supermarkets.

Weishaar Jamie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love Corona beer. Don't bash it just because you have different taste.

Phoebe
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If these people really think that they should t be aloud to but the beers anyway

Karin Gibson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It isnt just Americans.....During the first week of Lockdown the only beer still on the shelves in our local but very large supermarket was Corona.....

Deborah Moth
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought this was going to say three quarters of Americans won't drink it, and the other half will.

TheWitchNaru
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so happy & proud to have been in a great school, in a great school district. I think the issue in America is that all education is not uniform across all school districts, in all cities, in all states. I hear that in many other countries, this is not the case, and their education is a lot more uniform. I live in Oak Park Illinois and I know a lot of people who are from a different town who are my age and have not had the same education. You need to realize that these people have had different qualities of education. I was also raised with no television and hardly any movies, way back before the internet was a common thing. I was encouraged to read books. I was also taught to self educate.

Elaine Mattingly
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Keep it up and we're all going to start drinking no matter what you call it.

Lianna Valdez
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are also the same people that think wearing a mask makes you sick.

Bill
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Something is wrong with q beer if you have to add fruit. Corona is just s****y beer.

J-Yogi-Temp-Mom
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I"m patiently waiting for the huge sale due to lack of purchase because of idiots like these.

MrTree1779
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I won't buy Corona beer, but that's because I can buy Pacifico, virus be damned.

Toasty
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are shoveling cow s**t all day, but don't want chocolate pudding afterward, it isn't because you think the pudding is cow s**t, it is because you are associating something usually desirable, with something undesirable.

K.Kobayashi
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And what percentage of Americans deliberately answer stupid polls incorrectly?

Royakuss
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing of value is lost here. If your beer needs lime added to it to be good, then it's gross beer to begin with. Citrus in a pale lager is heresy anyway.

Madzdad the bard
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am afraid to tell them where milkshakes come from. Those poor cows...

Tabitha L
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or because it isn't very good beer. Well, that's my reason.

Becky Samuel
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh come on. This one was discredited long ago. It has nothing to do with coronavirus. You get similar results if you ask people if they would consider buying any brand - many people just don't like Corona beer.

Bruce Ferrier
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The same result happened in a store with corona beans so people probably are just dumb

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SeidWolf
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I keep asking humanity to prove me wrong, they can't be as stupid as I thought, and yet... Shown otherwise consistently.

CbusResident
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On this topic, why is is that most people starkly refuse to buy a house if a murder took place in it? If you would otherwise buy or rent the house what difference does it make (assuming there's no obviously unpleasant evidence of it like a bloodstain).?

Linda HS
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait a minute...you are saying that chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows???😂

Euni Hinojosa
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friend always asks for Corona when we go out. He's had Corona-virus for years.

Meyer Weinstock
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK, the Corona Beer story may have been satire, but I'd believe that many think brown cows offer chocolate milk theory. I know my fellow 'Muricans...

Computernaut
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And don't forget that this is the same country that prides itself on education.

Vanta Black
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4 years ago

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They also stopped playing My Corona by The Knack on US public radio, and also any songs written/performed by Mike Corona of Linkin Park.

StrawberryParfait
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4 years ago

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The raw stupidity of most Americans is most alarming.

Dave P
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know this turned out to be fake. The survey was conducted BEFORE coronavirus and was just asking beer preferences, 38% said they would never drink corona beer. However in March CNN took this survey and added in the part about COVID which they later retracted under threat of lawsuit by those who did the survey but it was too late the fake news story spread

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