50 Times People Saw Someone Acting So Stupid, They Just Had To Share

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Not in the cartoon it isn't.

14points

glowworm2 5 years ago

Snagglepuss on the other hand was a pink lion. A pink mountain lion to be exact. Exit, stage left.

20points

Peta_C 5 years ago

I just did the voice in my head. Childhood memories came FLOODING back!!

10points

Podunkus 5 years ago

Heavens to Murgatroyd!

6points

Kate S 5 years ago

This made my day!!

3points

Haevyn 5 years ago

Mountain Lions aren't lions tho.. also known as cougars and or pumas

0points

Evelína Zlá 5 years ago

mac. angel. light of my life... that´s nice :)

14points

Katrin Prill 5 years ago

A Panther is a Jaguar or leopard, that's completely black.

11points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

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DC 5 years ago

Actually, a lion is a kind of panther, as all big cats are ... pantera XYZ ... tigris for tiger and so on...

8points

Jon S. 5 years ago

I was just going to comment the same thing. Technically a panther is not a species of cat but an archaic alternative word for all big cats (pan-thera aka hunts-all). In modern times we only apply it to black big cats, but they can be leopards or jaguars.

9points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

People like that scare me a bit. I mean, they can vote and reproduce and everything...

5points

Joeshar 5 years ago

There is no specific animal called Panther

5points

Podunkus 5 years ago

True, but the cougars in my area are known colloquially as the Florida Panther, so the term itself is out there.

3points

Tami Bridges 5 years ago

mac. angel. light of my life. hes a panther. lmao, that's awesome

4points

Steve Cruz 5 years ago

Customer: "What is the Soup du Jour?" Waiter: "That's the Soup of the Day."

2points

Lorrie Finley 5 years ago

Mama said there would be days like this.

2points

#2

Do They Actually Think Trump Is Using His Own Money

Final score:

610points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Pffffff like Trump has any money. The man has been bankrupt multiple times.

280points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Just look up the story on how he managed to let his casinos go bust .

19points

Seabeast 5 years ago

I think he's managed to preserve his personal fortune - just. It's mainly his creditors and employees that got left holding the bag after his many bankruptcies.

13points

Viviane 5 years ago

Of course he's got money -- his charitable foundation raised a lot of money for himself! What? I thought the expression was "Charity begins at home"??

8points

Something 5 years ago

The ability to bankrupt a corporation while owning separate personal wealth is an advantage. It's the business that goes bankrupt, not him, so he didn't actually accept any liability with each business venture. This has allowed him to game the system and become quite wealthy by rolling the dice many times.

6points

Albert Hinton 5 years ago

Pffff Like you have any idea what you're talking about. If you think bankruptcy means you will be broke forever there are elves where you live. Bankruptcy gives a person, trust, family, city or state a chance to get back on his, her or its feet. It simply means your creditors can't take the fillings out of your teeth or your kids' toys to get their money back. Further, the President has not been bankrupt multiple times. Some of his companies have gone bankrupt. The difference is huge.

5points

Rage Racer 5 years ago

lol I am pretty sure his businesses went Bankrupt not him directly. Compartmentalization my friend. I am sure you will believe what you want to.

4points

Stick Man 5 years ago

You dont understand how the old style bankruptcy worked. Many land developers would bankrupt the company, sell all the equipment to a new named company for pennies on the dollar. All creditors would get hosed and developer would have super cheap equipment. Also did that on land purchase.

4points

SeidWolf 5 years ago

Especially for one whose policy is NOT to pay contractors...

4points

Tugg Ster 5 years ago

a business declares bankruptcy as a business tactic - for financial protection from creditors. This does not affect the personal assets of the business owner in any way. Make no mistake, Donald Trump the man is most definitely a billionaire.

3points

Wendy J Shores 5 years ago

He has enough not to have to take a paycheck. He donates every one to a different charity. Disgusting how you all can't even take the time to look up all the good this guy does.

3points

Daniel Callaway 5 years ago

...and he is still worth more than you and me added together!!!! HAHAAAAAA!

3points

Adam Hart-Dyke 5 years ago

Well he's actually intentionally declared himself bankrupt multiple times to avoid paying debts and taxes. There's a big difference between going bankrupt and declaring yourself bankrupt, and Trump has used every trick in the book to lie and cheat his was to supposed success by constantly finding ways to make his overwhelming failures look like something else.

2points

StrangePenguin 2 years ago

this comment aged nicely

1point

Meredith Grey 3 years ago

LOL his BUSINESS went bankrupt, not HIM personally. He still has PLENTY of money!!! God you Liberals can be SO RETARDED!!!!

0points

Channon Doughty 5 years ago

tens of times!!

0points

Levity Camilleri 5 years ago

But now, he just doesn't pay taxes so he has loads of money. :/

-1point

Fionn O'Donnell 5 years ago

Nice pff

-1point

Rosalind Nelson 5 years ago

just shows how dumb you are ..

-2points

Something 5 years ago

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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

Trump using his own money to help people, pfft hahaha.

35points

Malakai 5 years ago

Like he used his own money to pay the contractors who built his properties!

19points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

Trump doesn't pay his own bills. No way he gives people free money

18points

Albert Hinton 5 years ago

A claim you cannot prove.

-3points

Dave Chapman 5 years ago

And this is EXACTLY why he held up those checks by weeks, so his name could be printed on them, Trump is all about how he looks, he could care less about any of you!

10points

Kathy Lord Tate 5 years ago

He doesn't use his personal fortune for his businesses. He borrows and uses other sources for financing which is why he can "afford" to declare bankruptcy. He not only bankrupts his business sources, he bankrupts all the companies that helped build all his buildings. That's why so many people/companies are suing him. Last I heard he has over 200 lawsuits pending against him until he's no longer president. I think all "his" hotels, resorts and other businesses should be forfeit until all the creditors are paid, including all the small businesses he put out of business. He cares for one thing and one thing only, himself!!

10points

William McGivney 5 years ago

It's breathtaking, the depth of ignorance.

10points

Flavia Slag 5 years ago

And that is why they want to vote the Socialist agenda in.

-2points

Bill 5 years ago

"Trump isn't a Billionaire. He's just a chump with credit" Mark Cuban

9points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

Trump isn't completely stupid. He knows his supporters are. That's why he insisted that stimulus checks carried his name, because he knew all his idiot sheeple would think he was giving away his money.

9points

Albert Hinton 5 years ago

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0points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

This is beyond idiotic, that Trump guy is a health hazard!

4points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

I’m almost willing to bet money someone called her a libtard in the comments

3points

James Woody 5 years ago

Probably. It's one of lame "labels" that Rush Limbaugh, the cigar-smoking reptile who is most closely related to the "turtle that is Mitch McConnell" came up with. Keep in mind that Limbaugh has incurable lung cancer, which is music to my ears and music to ears of millions of Americans who cannot stand his hate-filled radio swill of misinformation, racist, and homophobic remarks! The Pig clearly hates strong Women and has always been so afraid of them! He's always been a misogynist! I cannot wait until this Fat Pig (now withered down to skin and bones as his own cancer eats him alive from inside) is taken off life support and descends this earthly plain into the depths of hell, where he has clearly sent himself! He was despicable in life and he will remain so in death.

0points

#3

And Passports Too

Final score:

569points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

They’ll never get hold of mine. I wear it every day.

192points

SirPatTheCat 5 years ago

I wear a different one every day, so I couldn't care less if they managed to nab one

13points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

Or passports, or work IDs . .

8points

Podunkus 5 years ago

Or FB.

1point

Houssem Hammami 5 years ago

and ID and passport...

4points

Joeshar 5 years ago

And maybe they don't know what social media is

4points

Jodie Johnson 5 years ago

SNORT

2points

Gintaras Lazickas 5 years ago

I don't get this answer :D

2points

Curry on... 5 years ago

Passports, student id, some credit cards, employee id. etc.,...so easy to recognize our faces.

2points

dev mehta 5 years ago

Everybody you know has your face

1point

Milda Dell 4 years ago

or a passport

0points

Sydney Rodgerson 4 years ago

NOIENOOOOOOOOIEOOOOOOOOMY FAES IT GON TO COPER

0points

There are two kinds of stupidity. The kind where we don’t know that we’re being stupid. And the type where we definitely know but don’t want to stop. No matter how important and wise we might be, we’ll still make mistakes.

But there are reasons why human beings do stupid things, even if we’re aware that what we’re doing is wrong.

There are two kinds of pleasure. The first one that some call ‘liking’ is happy satisfaction that we get from eating a good meal, having a drink of water after a fun game of basketball, or getting a hug from a friend you haven’t seen in ages. Simple, wholesome things that make life wonderful.

#4

Socialism

Final score:

554points

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Iapetos 5 years ago

I want cake now.

159points

Night Owl 5 years ago (edited)

I want friends now ... and one cake for each of us

19points

CelSlade 5 years ago

Always. I want cake always...

4points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Share the wealth, friend.

4points

Jaybird3939 5 years ago

and ice cream

2points

Susann Campbell 5 years ago

I just had some. yumm

1point

SeidWolf 5 years ago

Pie.. pie R round, only cake are square

1point

moose man 4 years ago

we have a pumpkin pie that we didnt eat yet from thanksgivin

0points

Valerie Anne 5 years ago

Me too

0points

NoodleBear 5 years ago

I don’t have friends

4points

Astrid Nineor 5 years ago

Aww I don't have any cake, but here *shares pizza*

5points

Channon Doughty 5 years ago

BURN!!

3points

Lea Springstead 5 years ago

Don't you mean BERN? lol

1point

Isabella Vega 5 years ago

Then it’s a good thing I have no friends!

3points

MrTree1779 5 years ago

"Now Milton, make sure everyone gets a piece..."

3points

Charlotte Dupre 5 years ago

Not for me

2points

Mama Oddling 5 years ago

Always have a second cake, the first is all mine on my birthday.

4points

Sydney Rodgerson 4 years ago

HAPPPYYY BIRTHDAY BURNEE SANDURS

1point

Michelle C 5 years ago

LMFAO!!!

0points

Ralph Spooner 5 years ago

My wife started making my birthday cakes herself after we discovered I was a type 2 diabetic. Even then, I may only eat a one inch slice out of the whole cake.

0points

Tim Crasborn 5 years ago

Hahaha, BURN

0points

#5

Who’s Gonna Tell Her

Final score:

550points

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Christophe Beunens 5 years ago

Well, she actually meant that she wanted the pope as father for her baby, but he refused

118points

Something 5 years ago

So she's kind of right then. She can veto a potential father, but she can't choose from all men.

13points

Freddo Grosso 5 years ago

And he's already married to God.

1point

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

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Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

Why do I feel like this person has multiple babies? And its sad they are this clueless and reproducing

23points

Thisleton Woodrow Amadeus Tunt 5 years ago

These people shouldn't be allowed to breed. We are devolving as a species

16points

Blackheart 5 years ago

Go ahead and hurt those feelings cause the brain cells are gone.

14points

Thalia Lovering 5 years ago

Her school failed to teach her both grammar and sex ed.

13points

Jodie Johnson 5 years ago

Maybe she means we can't choose our parents, but I may be being too generous.

7points

Ash Apple 5 years ago

I don't know why but this struck me as super sad. Someone living life being so ignorant of the choices they can make for their own reproduction

6points

Xandra 5 years ago

The 514 likes are even scarier...

5points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

Everybody types like because everybody loves a car crash.

4points

Panda with Heart 5 years ago

Omg ..please don't procreate!!

4points

Bonnie North 5 years ago

Hello, you can! Use a condom if you don't think the man you're with would make a good father!

3points

#6

Why Korean Man Make Korean Movie

Final score:

528points

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Shelp 5 years ago

Americans. Some of them simply can't imagine there is world outside the US.

533points

Lil Bare 5 years ago (edited)

What do you mean? Everything outside US is tagged "here be dragons"

46points

Dynein 5 years ago

@Amira: Shelp clearly said "some". And I'd add the observation that even Americans who are well aware of the existence of other cultures tend to start from a "non-American is unusual" assumption in a way that people from other countries really can't afford, simply because they encounter more situations where it's plain-out wrong. You might not think it's that bad, but really, it's notable. On a broader scale it's also true for people from the Western world who are more likely to assume the default of Western culture. But the default-nationality-thinking is really a very American phenomenon.

18points

K.Kobayashi 5 years ago

Up till that point, his best-known and most successful movie was Snowpiercer, an English-language movie produced in South Korea. So it's not completely unreasonable to ask why he chose a Korean-language film as his next project.

9points

Celtic Pirate Queen 5 years ago

Journalists in general - some are just plain stupid. (And not just in the US).

7points

Martha Higgins 5 years ago

Yup, some of us Americans are pretty stupid.

2points

Jodie Johnson 5 years ago

Ugh, it is true, from an American, but not an Amuurican.

2points

SeidWolf 5 years ago

A what now?? You mean, like, its not just a flat North America..???

1point

Stille20 5 years ago

In fairness, most of the people she is talking to are American. She just said something stupid... but you know, blame it on her nationality.

1point

Tom Hutcherson 9 months ago

That's only one reason I no longer consider myself a citizen of this totally backwards country.

0points

Ella Greenman 4 years ago

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0points

BlackLabOwner 4 years ago

oh sorry do you want a cheese burger? is that what you think

0points

Coat Guy 5 years ago

*most

0points

Scratch 5 years ago (edited)

Hmm weird....all of these comments about "dumb Americans" are in English and not Korean. Movies made in non-English-speaking countries are just more accessible to the rest of the world when they're in English and that's why the interviewer asked the question. It has nothing whatsoever to do with Americans. I don't get why this is so hard to understand for some people. Movies in my native language are terrible btw.

0points

Fact Perils 5 years ago

FInally! someone who understands!

0points

Rage Racer 5 years ago

Unfortunately some never experience the world outside the US.

0points

Daniel Callaway 5 years ago

there.. there.. there is?

0points

Cici Qiu 5 years ago

IKR!

0points

Edgar Rops 5 years ago

Some? Looking at the current affairs, I get a distinct impression that even best meaning ones think that the world has internal American problems.

-2points

Geth 5 years ago

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Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

Ouch. Americans really are not aware the rest of the world doesn't revolve around them.

18points

K Witmer 5 years ago

We're taught from a very young age that we're the best in the world and only we matter especially if you're white. It really is a sad reckoning when we realize just how wrong that is

7points

Zoe's Mom 5 years ago

American here and I fully support these comments! ;o)

1point

James Woody 5 years ago

Indeed! Most "Americans" are SO INCREDIBLY STUPID! Here is "MOST INCREDIBLY STUPID" on display! Watch it, and weep...

-2points

K.Kobayashi 5 years ago

This is actually a valid question because this director (Bong Joon-ho) has directed two English-language movies, both produced in South Korea.

12points

Tessa Thompson 5 years ago

No, actually, it's not as it stands. If she'd asked why he'd made it in in Korean, and gone on to say something that put her bringing up the language it was made in into an intelligent context, then she wouldn't sound like someone who can't fathom why a Korean would want to make a film about their home country that has the actors speaking Korean.

4points

Rowlie 5 years ago

Her brain fried while trying to follow subtitles

8points

James Woody 5 years ago

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0points

Thalia Lovering 5 years ago (edited)

Give her a break, at least she knows that Korea exists.

6points

NWB 5 years ago

America.....not the only ones on the planet.

4points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

No, she does have a point. In an international market, films are generally in English if they want to have global appeal. It's not right, but it's how things are. It was a bold choice for him to do a global release of a film in Korean. I'm so glad it won. Maybe the movie world will open up a bit more to other languages and cultures now.

4points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

Thats not true at all. In gross sales and volume of production Bollywood outperforms Hollywood by a long shot and most of their films are in Indian languages

6points

I Just Changed My Name 5 years ago

Poor research

3points

Ronnie Beaton 5 years ago

It's like the time a young music journalist asked The Corrs (that's a group consisting of three sisters and a their brother) how they all met.

2points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

"Well, I'm fluent in other 6 languages so I thought why not? Just for shits and giggles" :D

2points

The second kind of pleasure, ‘wanting,’ is associated with thrills and desire. It’s the second kind of pleasure that makes us do stupid things that can have lots of negative consequences.

Sometimes, we say, “Damn the consequences” and do something small that’s stupid; no real harm done, right? Wrong. This can have a snowball effect and we’ll start doing dumber and dumber things. The next thing you know, we might end up on the internet before our brain.exe could reboot and save the day.

#7

That's Not How That... Never Mind

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519points

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Rowlie 5 years ago

I wonder if Your sister will be a mother or a father

389points

Monday 5 years ago

I wonder if their other child is going to be a brother or a sister

24points

Alexis Barker 5 years ago

lol

2points

Ryk Venema 4 years ago

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0points

Cici Qiu 5 years ago

WHEEZE

0points

Tracey Hirt 5 years ago

That reminds me of the Friends episode where Monica says, “I’m sorry, I’m just so excited about being an aunt!” And Joey adds, “Or an uncle!”

21points

Trần Thị Đài Trang 5 years ago

Yeah same :)) reading this I immediately think "Joey, is that you?"

4points

Shelby McClain 5 years ago

Oh goodness I fear for how stupid life will be in my old age :'))

5points

James Woody 5 years ago

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0points

Hannah Kerbes 5 years ago

I mean when my sister was pregnant the first time I said the same thing- as a joke

5points

CORLEONE 5 years ago

I'm laughing with tears 😭

5points

Bobby Stahr 5 years ago

ditto

1point

Mama Oddling 5 years ago

This one seems more like a joke.

4points

James Woody 5 years ago

I think not. It is likely legitimate.

0points

Shelp 5 years ago

This would be interesting if it worked that way, though. Everything is just a particular language convention.

4points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

Genderfluid people would like a word with you :)

3points

Monday Fuss 5 years ago

God some people.

2points

Helen Taylor 5 years ago

I wonder if your mum is gonna be a grandma or grandpa, wait, that’s not how it works...

2points

#8

Do These People Have Brains?

Final score:

519points

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Lauren Caswell 5 years ago (edited)

That tweet she twote twas twitty. "Twote" has to become a verb(past tense)

220points

Lyra Rey 5 years ago

And a person who tweets should be a "twit"

16points

Gradimir Grigorov 5 years ago

He should have used twitten tho, or twoten.

9points

Alethia Nyx 5 years ago

Twote, or twitted both sound pretty good.

7points

Fionn O'Donnell 5 years ago

Finally

1point

William Mahoney 5 years ago

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Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

White people are really pretty clueless about a lot of things Black people have or are experiencing.

24points

TheHerplover 5 years ago

Yes we are

15points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

Wait until she learns about native Americans

17points

TheWitchNaru 5 years ago

Or slaves from every country in every century since cave men.

4points

OCD Mom 5 years ago

"Wilted leaves of cabbage" has got to be the funniest thing I have heard in a long time. I am going to use this from now every time I find stupid 😂

12points

Pensive 5 years ago

Five is a generous estimate.

11points

Just another bot 5 years ago

Unfortunately slavery has made lots more victims than the Africans taken to America...there has been slavery all over the world since the beginning of time and there still is.... NEVER FORGET history!! Especially the episodes which were the most cruel and shameful, so that future generations may know their past and hopefully they may never be repeated

8points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

You know what would really really be good ? If afro americans would be Just americans insted of afro americans. I never meet a afro german or afro european or a afro portuguese. Only in USA have a afro. Many dont even know nothing about África, but still there the remind that they are some how connected with África, in a very s**t way, remind that they came from slave. They are American. Period

3points

Deborah Moth 5 years ago

Lettuce...and just the tip of the iceburg.

7points

Bobby Stahr 5 years ago

ha ha ha

2points

cowboy patrick 5 years ago

am i the only one who thinks you can't compare slavery to a terrorist attack? *_*

7points

Sue Clifford 5 years ago

NO.

1point

Ami Temi 5 years ago

That reaction is gold! Leaves of cabbage... 😂 It's actually really sad this girl will probably never understand the history of her own country or compassion, for that matter.

6points

Kevin Wilcoxon 5 years ago

You can't cure stupid

5points

#9

To Ask For A Mysterious Service

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490points

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Rowlie 5 years ago

I hope the kid reads a lot, because for sure they will not learn a lot from their parent

302points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

God's truth!

4points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago (edited)

Sadly, here at least, libraries are getting rarer and rarer outside of schools. Libraries and swimming pools are usually the first services that are cut to save money so occasionally someone’s d’oh moment is understandable.

10points

Carleta-Steluta Calin 5 years ago

So rare he/she forgot even how it is called.

2points

John Montgomery 5 years ago

There are apps for digital libraries too.

7points

Randomcthulu 5 years ago

A lot of libraries even let you "borrow" electronic books from them, so no excuse not to read during quarantine etc

4points

Daniel Callaway 5 years ago

That's just blatant ignorance. Hopefully not stupidity.

3points

CincyReds 5 years ago

The world we live in now, where everything is delivered right to our door. Heaven forbid you take your child to the library.

3points

Elizabeth Gardner 5 years ago

ummmmmm.....er......duh?

2points

Gayle Hunter-Gatherer 5 years ago

Oh my.

1point

Dawn Luttrell 5 years ago

I feel a combination of sadness and pity and disgust at this. How do people manage to stay alive when they are this dumb?

1point

Kjorn 5 years ago

maybe he thought of Something like Netflix but for book

1point

#10

What A Time To Be Alive

Final score:

481points

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Beverly 5 years ago

I'm getting sadder and sadder reading these.

279points

Dave P 5 years ago

except this story turned out to be fake. The survey was conducted before coronavirus and never mentioned coronavirus at all. It just turned out 38% of Americans hate corona beer. The media added in the part about Covid and the people who did the survey spent months in damage control due to media inventing things

27points

Monday 5 years ago

Same...on the flipside I also feel smarter and smarter though

3points

Downunderdude 5 years ago

Agreed. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

1point

Paul Davies 5 years ago

Same here!

1point

Emma Hunt 3 years ago (edited)

I'm losing more braincells the farther I go Edit was because I can't type

0points

Christian Claydon 3 years ago

I can’t even imagine what your reaction would do f been for the one after the next.

0points

Christian Claydon 5 years ago

Same. Lets just cry in a corner together while watching dumb people and crappy fails.

0points

Stormy Ashes 5 years ago

Faith in humanity lost

0points

Gay Harrell 5 years ago

I'm with you as I wonder how these people are smart enough to use a computer and then come up with such asinine comments.

0points

Alice Laughs 5 years ago

Chin up. This is a thoughtful take: https://mobile.twitter.com/hankgreen/status/1233436103870275585

0points

Gabby M 5 years ago

Nah don't....unless they are related to you.

0points

Channon Doughty 5 years ago

Indeed. It's astounding how ignorant people can be.

0points

Emily Barnes 5 years ago

Me too

0points

Ed Martin 5 years ago

no! you are just seeing what has happened under the watch of a pinhead idiot in the White House. This is his whole world, ignorance! Ed

-2points

Alan Green 5 years ago

They were the last beers to disappear off the shelves in my local supermarket too here in UK when the pandemic hit.

12points

Something 5 years ago

Yeah, but it turns out that's because they taste bad.

7points

ThreeOfAKind 5 years ago

And pink milk comes from pink cows :)

11points

Fish Boden 5 years ago

No, from pink panthers

26points

Abigail Johnson 4 years ago

you mean strawberry

0points

Doob 4 years ago

...or the pink panther

0points

Shoddy 5 years ago

Yeah but what about yellow milk?

0points

Dave P 5 years ago

You know this turned out to be false. The study was conducted before Coronavirus and was asking American's beer preferences. 38% said they would not drink corona under any circumstances. However the Coronavirus was never ever mentioned in the question. Because the survey was released in March, CNN decided to add on the connection and made up that whole second part.

8points

Anxiety! at the Disco 5 years ago

How do they not understand that if you have Covid, you should drink Corona. They cancel each other out!!

6points

Mama Panda 5 years ago

Wait? Chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows? Don't even tell me that you won't get half n half from black and white cows!

5points

Craig Lee 5 years ago

This is just a story about it. My buddy is president of the sales division for a beer distribution company. He specifically said that Corona beer has catapulted in sales since the virus started.

4points

Electric Ed 5 years ago

I sure tried to vaccinate myself with a case of corona back in march. Seems it worked too! *knock on wood*

3points

YMan 5 years ago

I heard that the Corona brand changed its name to Ebola because of this. ;)

3points

B.D. Reed 5 years ago

But those are the same ones who will injest bleach and try to get a tan under an ultraviolet light. Let the natural law of selection work already.

2points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

Let's start calling it the toilet paper virus so people stop hoarding all the toilet paper

1point

#11

Mystery Solved

Final score:

466points

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Rowlie 5 years ago

I guess the tree must have been enjoying itself all this time

237points

Noez 🇸🇪 5 years ago

Smug tree 😂😂😂

15points

Iapetos 5 years ago

What a fabulous tree! Imagine getting a whole free avocado every day!

14points

Dynein 5 years ago

If he hasn't lived there for long yet, it's an excusable brain fart. If you only ever see something in one context but not the other (supermarket vs. nature) can take you awhile to connect the dots.

13points

K.Kobayashi 5 years ago

Especially if he's renting the house.

2points

MrTree1779 5 years ago

Next he'll be complaining about a "Dog Poop Tree".

8points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

I wish someone would throw avocadoes on my lawn.

7points

DANIELLE 5 years ago

That’s a genuinely cute mistake!

7points

earringnut 5 years ago

Pessimism in this case is it's own punishment. I'd be grateful for the free guac.

5points

Ms.GB 5 years ago

What type of psycho complains about free avacados?!

3points

Jeff Diamond 5 years ago

Who ties his shoes for him?

2points

Asia 5 years ago

Gawd, I wish I had an avocado tree that would bare me fruits😭

2points

#12

I Wonder Why

Final score:

449points

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Izzy_ 5 years ago

Unless the child was switched at the hospital by mistake lol

199points

Night Owl 5 years ago

Or the baby is born by a surogate mother or the eggs or embrios were frozen before artificial insemination to the woman who is convinced to be the biological mother. It's good to check to be sure there weren't any switches

20points

Seabeast 5 years ago

Which actually does sometimes happen. Though probably not as often as it used to.

5points

K.Kobayashi 5 years ago

Or given up for adoption and reunited many years later. Or the baby was abandoned and rescued. Or to rule out immigration fraud (someone claiming to be the mother of a US citizen).

3points

blugeagua 4 years ago

Which is extremely rare thankfully

0points

Cassie 5 years ago

Some time back, there was a woman trying to get welfare in a place that requires proof the children are hers, but the DNA didn't match and she was charged with crimes and her children removed from her custody. It happened that she was pregnant, so legal reps and a person to collect her DNA were present at the birth. Turned out she is chimera, having two sets of DNA and the children actually were her children.

21points

Vicky Zar 5 years ago

Oh my...

3points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

Wow. It must be a Christmas Miracle when he finds his way out of the house in the morning.

6points

lara 5 years ago

Sometimes I think you should have to have a license to procreate.

4points

Marvin Moondust 5 years ago

Spent a couple of minutes looking at the image below. Wondering why buy three get 75% off was stupid and funny. It was an advert.

4points

MrTree1779 5 years ago

I have hope for octopuses, though. Wicked smart, kinda cute, not saying stupid s**t on Twitter.

3points

Bob Belcher 5 years ago

Heeeey, I've joked for years that I wanted to see that episode of Murry lol. Maybe the mom was wasted for 9 mo the straight.

2points

Unfortunate beauty? 5 years ago

I just hope this guy doesn't have kids...

1point

Patrick Shore 5 years ago

hospital mix up...twenty years later

1point

Terd Fergison 5 years ago

Angel, there is no limit to your stupidity.

1point

SoozeeQ 5 years ago

I see what you did there!

1point

#13

He's Figuring It Out, Slowly

Final score:

438points

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Houssem Hammami 5 years ago

so innocent

220points

Monday 5 years ago

We need to wrap him in bubble wrap . . . such innocence is rare

44points

Tessa Thompson 5 years ago

Sweet, sweet summer child

10points

George-Florin Constantin 5 years ago

wait untill he gets into contact with the specifics of transgender....

7points

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Rowlie 5 years ago

Oh Harry.....You should have transgendered it first

26points

Shelby McClain 5 years ago

I'm Dead :')!!

2points

Tolga ÜSTÜN 5 years ago

LGOOGLEBT

8points

Stimpy 5 years ago

That guy was definitively just trolling

6points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

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Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago

As a trans man, I can confirm that I'm a search engine.

5points

T.M.J.W.Q 3 years ago

bro i know im late but im a trans dude named tobias! perfect name choice hehe

1point

Maurettis 5 years ago

actually this made me laugh so hard I fell from the chair

5points

backatya 5 years ago

let's see that again you falling from the chair

1point

graye b 5 years ago

not innocent, uneducated

5points

Lea Springstead 5 years ago

Yes, I am a search engine

4points

Toni Ferchak 5 years ago

I'm getting really concerned where the human race's intelligence is going !

3points

Hańka 5 years ago

So witty

2points

#14

Just What

Final score:

431points

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MnM2520 5 years ago

???

155points

SirPatTheCat 5 years ago

Kinda seems like a troll to me lol. Then again it can be hard to tell these days

16points

earringnut 5 years ago

Haggling gone late.

8points

Cassie 5 years ago

Seriously, I stopped trying to sell things online because interacting with people is so chaotic..

6points

Dave P 5 years ago

Some people think "the I sold it" statement is just a pitch line for money and don't understand things for sale don't wait for them

7points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

"OK fine, for $500 you can go get it from [..buyer's address..]"

5points

Vindictive Valquerys 5 years ago (edited)

I guess sold=still selling. Heads up, dictionaries, y’all need some changing to do.

5points

Lydia Interiano Dalton 5 years ago

this sort of s**t makes me want to punch people in the face

3points

Don Lee 5 years ago

I know about 30 of these guys.

3points

Shelley DuVal 5 years ago

Do they all wear MAGA hats?

1point

Seabeast 5 years ago

Must be the same person who kept contacting me offering to buy my old lawn mower at a fraction of what I was selling it for. Me: I've got someone coming to pick it up tonight. Him: I'll give you $30 for it!

3points

Panda with Heart 5 years ago

Learn to read!!

2points

Emu Chicken 2 years ago

"Then don't waste my time" 💀💀💀💀

1point

Roy Phillips 5 years ago

Old joke: Man in restaurant to waiter: "Gimme me a hamburger and a Coke." Waiter: "Sorry, we don't have no Coke" Man: "Okay, gimme me a hot dog and a Coke." Waiter "We don't got no Coke!" Man "Well, then, gimme me a personal pan pizza and a Coke." Waiter: "Lemme spell this out for you: We don't have any C O F*****K K E!" Man: "Hey! there ain't no f**k in Coke!" Waiter: "That's just what I've been tryin' to tell you! There ain't no f****n' Coke!"

1point

#15

Bye, America See You - Never

Final score:

428points

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Izzy_ 5 years ago

You mean geography???

387points

Scagsy 5 years ago

Don't change the subject

74points

Xavier Wescott 5 years ago

I can feel my brain cells committing suicide one by one with every post I read.

53points

Podunkus 5 years ago

Two for the price of one!

24points

Fish Boden 5 years ago

Who'd have thought she could be even stupider? Wow.

21points

Ms.GB 5 years ago

Lol...the last person who should be calling anyone stupid.

11points

Vic 5 years ago

No geology! she's got rocks for brains, that one..

5points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

Well there are glacial striations seen on the rocks in Central Park.

5points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

In their defense, she is standing in front of a pretty big rock.

4points

Saryfaery 5 years ago

*We* mean geography... *the commenter* was too busy being condescending to mean much of anything...

3points

trix 5 years ago

She's already lost beyond imagination, don't confuse her more.

2points

Lemon Garnished Potato 5 years ago

Would explain some things

2points

Marglo948 5 years ago

No, she obviously has rocks in her head.

1point

Cassie 5 years ago

The irony! XD

1point

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Dave P 5 years ago

Wait. Trump was born in New York, ergo according to this woman Trump was not born in American, thus Trump cannot be president. ...hmmm we may be onto something here.

26points

Scott Sturtevant 5 years ago

Brilliant!!!!!

2points

StrawberryParfait 5 years ago

The geology would certainly explain the rocks in her head.

13points

Shelp 5 years ago

How can someone be so stupid??

9points

Billy The Kid 5 years ago

she is an embarrassment to stupid people

1point

Blackheart 5 years ago

There is a lotta stupid to unpack in this thread

8points

Martha Meyer 5 years ago

That account must be satire. Please say it's satire!

6points

KT 5 years ago

OMG and then it gets even better when she says Geology LOL

6points

Euni Hinojosa 5 years ago

Lost hope for humanity.

4points

Bacony 5 years ago

Ah, she took geology because her brain hasn't been used in so long it's now a fossil.

2points

Grace Cho 5 years ago

Yeah I don't think you would know you uncurtled burnt toast

1point

#16

Umm Ok

Final score:

424points

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Christophe Beunens 5 years ago

The cap explains it all...

541points

Fernleaf6505 5 years ago

yup

14points

Tina Harbour 5 years ago

that guy would be dumb whether or not Trump was in office,just sayin...you can't fix stupid

9points

Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago

Maybe he's deliberately trying to contract COVID 19 and then go home and not infect others and not use the hospital to get put on a ventilator thus helping the healthcare system in his state not to have to treat his dumb *ss. Die responsibly. Die at home. (Just don't infect anyone else.)

6points

Beverly 5 years ago

It does indeed.

4points

Lydia Interiano Dalton 5 years ago

ab-so-lutely dude.

1point

BlackLabOwner 4 years ago

some americans not all

0points

GeoSushi 5 years ago

200%

0points

SBW71 5 years ago

Which you obvious;y know nothing about. There are always a few bad apples.

0points

WhatsUpKittyCat? (I wuv dogs too) 5 years ago

Too true

0points

Robyn Wilson 5 years ago

Drat, i was going to say that

0points

Ed Martin 5 years ago

Amen!

0points

Flavia Slag 5 years ago

JA

0points

Josh yeeter 5 years ago

The cap is perfect

0points

Shelley DuVal 5 years ago

rofl

0points

Downunderdude 5 years ago

Yep. Sure does.

0points

Celtic Pirate Queen 5 years ago

Good call! I missed it.

0points

Stimpy 5 years ago

Yeah, he was probably trying to make a (stupid) point

0points

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Monica Michelle 5 years ago

Flight crew should have stopped that

21points

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 5 years ago

I would totally spend the entire flight kicking the back of his seat.

15points

Evan Martin 5 years ago

Way to fight stupidity with stupidity...

-2points

Alex 5 years ago

Lol I wore a mask over my eyes like that to take a lil nap on the plane. Of course I also had one on my nose and mouth like a regular person. I probably looked only half as stupid though.

14points

Carlos Ferreira 5 years ago

Make America Dumb Again

14points

yes. 5 years ago

we're dumb enough

17points

StrawberryParfait 5 years ago

Why do these people always look like giant thumbs?

12points

Sue Knerl 5 years ago

COVIDIOT!

9points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

The MAGA-cap explains it all.

9points

James Woody 5 years ago

Yep! Just another MAGAt!!

4points

Katinka Min 5 years ago

It's actually not such a bad idea - if you had another mask to cover your mouth and nose

2points

Cata Sch 5 years ago

And how is this even legal?

2points

Pat 5 years ago

Why would it be illegal?

-1point

#17

Get This Idea Patented

Final score:

400points

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Ram Lastname 5 years ago

The original comment makes sense in a way. Maybe he/she doesn't listen to radio, and was referring to someone else playing the same song on a CD or an iPod or YT or something. Not everyone listens to FM radio on a regular basis.

18points

Steve Cruz 5 years ago

I was at a vintage electronics expo and sale. A fascinated and very polite young man in his 20s picked out a record and asked if I could show him how one of the portable record players worked. I obliged and he was pumped! He asked eagerly, "How do you switch tracks?" It took every ounce of restraint for me not to rustle the hair on his head with my fingers.

4points

dienuca 5 years ago

Giving that I haven't voluntarily listened to the radio in 20 years or more, I wondered initially what's stupid about that question. I can understand the reaction now, but I think it's actually an interesting question and believe they were referring to someone playing the song on their own, not just listening to the radio (I wonder how many 18-20 year olds today ever listened to one)

3points

Umgreg Universe 5 years ago

13 year old here, I've listened to the radio. I still do it a fair amount. It's a thing. 18-20 year olds have all used it.

2points

Sherbaan Naab 5 years ago

:))) I had a similar thing with a mate. We were talking about some crowd control weapons they invented, using heat or something like that. He went: - Can you imagine? There is this object that can heat up your skin, through these invisible beams, from far away. Me: So, like the Sun?

2points

Bill 5 years ago

what about Mexican radio

2points

Micah Pettit 5 years ago

Mexican radio tastes much better because of the glass bottle.

2points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Also friends.

2points

A Rahman 1 year ago

They thought they were making a Deep profound point. But forgot about radio

0points

Dino Wecke 5 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

0points

Marina 5 years ago

I find this to be just mean, nothing worng with the original post. You don't like it when people are thinking about deep stuff, ignore them and that's that. At least that's what I find to be the decent thing to do.

0points

Bobby Stahr 5 years ago

ha ha ha

0points

#18

She Has Bigger Issues

Final score:

395points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

If you’re that stupid, you really shouldn’t be procreating.

426points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

sadly these are the same ones who are clueless about birth control

40points

Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

...too late...

4points

E Menendez 5 years ago

The basis for the movie Idiocracy

3points

Heidi Zimmermann 5 years ago

And right after the statement the question "How did you even know where to put it?"

3points

Sky 3 years ago

if you guys think about it birthing is just a complicated way of cloning yourself

0points

Carole Hamilton 5 years ago

unfortunately, these are the ones that breed most, and with their counterpart males

0points

b l a n c 5 years ago

i agree but it could've been an accident, not all birth prevention works 100%

0points

lara 5 years ago

And yet....................

0points

Caroline Driver 5 years ago

If you're that stupid, it's probably all you Can do

-1point

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Sinkvenice 5 years ago

This is one of the many reasons why people should take some sort of exam to determine whether or not they're mentally equipped (amongst other things) to have a child. People should also have to obtain a license beforehand, to enable them to have said child.

5points

Phunny Philosopher 5 years ago

I used to agree with this. I thought the movie Idiocracy was brilliant. Then (by chance) I started to research the Eugenics movement in America. Absolutely chilling. There's a good article on listverse dot com called "Ten Horrifying Facts About American Eugenics". Do you think Hitler invented racial extermination? Think again. It started in America. TL;DR: People actually WERE required to take an exam. Those who failed were sterilized by force and without consent. Other reasons someone could be sterilized? Not being white.

4points

Adam C 5 years ago

haha she is really funny.

4points

TheHerplover 5 years ago

For the love of god I hope so

2points

Esca Sav 5 years ago

I feel bad for those four kids

3points

StillBrian'smom 5 years ago

LOL. finally some humor

1point

Maurettis 5 years ago

this is the main problem of having porn as your sole sexual education

3points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

So if she didn't test she'd still be a virgin?

3points

Louise Anders 3 years ago

Why?

0points

backatya 5 years ago

lol dumb a*s doesn't need to be a mom.

2points

Donovan Strader 5 years ago

I feel bad for the kid

1point

Norah Reilly Premium 5 years ago

Please God, let that test be a false positive...

1point

Downunderdude 5 years ago

If only she'd bought her nine tests, she could have had a baseball team.

1point

#19

Anti-Vaxxer Accidentally Advocates For Vaccines

Final score:

391points

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hobbitly 5 years ago

Clearly this is just trolling

106points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

Oh to live in such an optimistic world as yours, would be sweet.

29points

mph seti 5 years ago

I regularly play "troll or stupid?" when reading people's posts. It never ends and is an unwinnable game.

8points

Something 5 years ago

And it might have worked, if not for the people who defined "vaccine"! The anti-vaxxers really probably could be convinced to take a vaccine under a different name. They do chicken-pox parties, which are basically a primitive form of vaccination.

5points

Jodie Johnson 5 years ago

I hope so, I don't want to believe anyone is this stupid.

3points

Robyn Wilson 5 years ago

Would love to think so to, but I have someone in my family like this...

1point

ChickyChicky 5 years ago

Sadly, I believe it. I recently saw someone who said almost exactly the same thing. I asked them how they thought vaccines worked. They didn't reply.

1point

Janine Hunt-Jackson 5 years ago

Goodness, I certainly hope so!!

0points

Marty BlackEagle-Carl 5 years ago

i bet not....

0points

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago

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0points

Edo Alva 5 years ago

Oh boy how naive you are.

0points

James Woody 5 years ago

No, it's not trolling! Perhaps you're in denial. Perhaps, because you may be included in this group of people, yourself.

-3points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

This is just really sad. How do people make it to adulthood not knowing basic things?

8points

Candice Ravel 5 years ago

Honestly, I wonder how some people even made it out of the birth canal, let alone adulthood, lol!

3points

SeidWolf 5 years ago

As Einstein observed, stupidity was likely as infinite as space time, perhaps more so...

6points

Sue Hubbard 5 years ago

Can't fix stupid.

4points

Stimpy 5 years ago

Yes you can. It's called education

9points

Candice Ravel 5 years ago

We're f*****g doomed

3points

Marglo948 5 years ago

We used to have measles, chickenpox, mumps, and other playdates. It was called school. Kids today are really missing out on a lot of cool diseases. But kids today can still get head lice.

2points

Steve Cruz 5 years ago

This is not trolling, it's just ignorance of what a vaccine is. Overheard a politician ask a medical expert if a vaccine against Covid-19 would ever be found. When the doctor responded, "It's unknown if immunity can be fostered that way," the politician was utterly stumped.

2points

Ralph Spooner 5 years ago

YEAH, those Chickenpox "playdates" were never on purpose in my day. That would have been the most guaranteed way to get arrested and spending time in jail.

2points

Daniele Ribolla 5 years ago

oh yeah...vaccine is some of "chemicals"... ??? ah, ok, this is like vaccine=autism so sad...

1point

Tanish D'Silva 5 years ago

How are people this dumb ?

1point

#20

Waterproof Level At 100

Final score:

382points

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Vanta Black 5 years ago

Humans are waterproof. That's why we don't swell up with water like a sponge when we sit in the bath. The problem is clothes.

219points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

Ah, downpour = streaking-o-clock, got it!

22points

Monday 5 years ago

Humans are water resistant...not waterproof. We still require shelter.

6points

Philly Bob Squires 5 years ago

They're also still trying to figure out why sheep don't shrink when they get wet...

3points

KT 5 years ago

omg someone please post this comment on this board LOL

2points

Abigail Johnson 4 years ago

yeah

1point

Logan Slaughter 5 years ago

Wait... we're NOT supposed to do that?! Damn, so I've been doing it wrong my whole life...

1point

Nixxy 4 years ago

So let’s run naked in the rain! Yay! Two problems solved at once!

0points

Marnie 5 years ago

The problem is mainly glasses.

0points

Aitor Sensada Ramirez 5 years ago

we are not waterproof, our skin is constantly transpiring.

0points

Dianna Siever 5 years ago

We're not waterproof. We do swell up with water, that's why fingers get wrinkly, our skin expands too much for our bodies.

0points

NWB 5 years ago

True.

0points

Tarryn Louise 5 years ago

I'm not f*****g waterproof... my hair takes ages to dry.

-2points

Troy Currie 5 years ago

We shrink...just look at your fingers when you get out the bath.

-2points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

We are water resistant. Don't believe? Check out a person who has been in water a few days.

-2points

Jo Johannsen 5 years ago

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Ann O'Riley 5 years ago

It's only water. You know, like you wash your clothes and bathe in? Besides umbrellas were designed to shade one from the sun, not rain. The word "umbrella" evolved from the Latin 'umbra,' meaning shaded or shadow. The Oxford English Dictionary records this as happening in the 17th century, with the first recorded usage in 1610.

2points

mario feds 4 years ago

Actually... Our skin is water proof, and secretes a hydrophobic oil, but still... It's not perfect, otherwise we wouldn't get wet

1point

Deziree Mccullough 4 years ago

the f**k

1point

Scratch 5 years ago

"be grown" God, just stfu.

1point

Carole Hamilton 5 years ago

lol

0points

Rustyn Birch 5 years ago

:D

0points

Monika Napierala 5 years ago

so wet

0points

Monika Napierala 5 years ago

truth is, umbrellas are waste of money and hope

0points

Gayle Hunter-Gatherer 5 years ago

Showing up to work soaking wet is fun.

0points

#21

Pickle Problems

Final score:

380points

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earringnut 5 years ago

Admitting you did a stupid is the first step to recovery.

323points

Isabella Vega 5 years ago

Amen to that

12points

Stimpy 5 years ago

YOU TURNED YOURSELF INTO A PICKLE??

12points

Ms Phit 5 years ago

Rick?

2points

Josiah Macchi 5 years ago

FUNNIEST S**T I EVER SEEN

1point

Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago

And then he turned himself into a pickle, funniest s**t I've ever seen.

0points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

Hahaha, I can see myself doing something like this.

9points

Fernleaf6505 5 years ago

me too

1point

Molly Block 5 years ago

This IS kind of funny actually!!! I can see this happening to me, because I've been legally blind my whole life, but I do have some very limited vision. This is something I definitely would do!

8points

ThatGuv 5 years ago

*waves hand* ...These aren't the pickles you're looking for.

5points

Shelp 5 years ago

Why isn't there a pickle lift in the first place? Pickle-lif...ac6e74.jpg

5points

MiriPanda 5 years ago

The pickle lift is a neat idea, but also unnecessary plastic waste if delivered with every jar when a fork can do the job just find, me thinks.

12points

Jennifer Marshall 5 years ago

One of the funniest things! I'm glad you can laugh at yourself, I can too when I do doofy things!

4points

Animal lover 5 years ago

When you try your best but you don’t succeed

4points

Lois Hoffer 5 years ago

Good for you for posting it here! And I gotta say, I would have thought it was a pickle too..

3points

Marra-Lynn Rodriguez 5 years ago

Come on. Humans get pickled all the time!

3points

#22

No, It Does Not Have A 2nd Part

Final score:

379points

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ThreeOfAKind 5 years ago

They are the second type of people then

215points

Martin Rezac 5 years ago

oh really?

8points

Scratch 5 years ago

You're the third type of person.

5points

David Kohn 5 years ago

it totally blew over your heads "those who extrapolate from INCOMPLETE DATA"

3points

Fixin'Ta 5 years ago

Oh, squeee, you have a Strange Planet Being avatar!!

2points

SeidWolf 5 years ago

A pandemic depends on the density of the population, and the density of the population...

1point

Jiří Valtr 4 years ago

You understood the joke. Congrats

0points

Rolinka Nuse 5 years ago

duh

0points

Mumof1 5 years ago

You think? Obviously not.

0points

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earringnut 5 years ago

There are 11 types of people in the world: those who like binary code jokes and those who don't.

25points

Dynein 5 years ago

Works better with "get" than like. The confusion about the "11" is still there in your wording, but "get" instead of "like" (what about feeling indifferent, anyway?) turns it into the same kind of self-answering distinction as the example. To me, that's exactly what makes them so funny.

11points

Alan Green 5 years ago (edited)

What's the third type? (11 means 3 in binary)

7points

TheHerplover 5 years ago

Ahahahahaha... ha... haha... I need a life

1point

Bobby Stahr 5 years ago

ha ha ha

0points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

Lmao I need this shirt

9points

Zafer Uckuyulu 5 years ago

Same here XD

3points

Kate S. 5 years ago

Cisco wore this on The Flash and I love itttt

4points

May Day 5 years ago

"There are three types of economists: Those who can count and those who can't."

3points

Elizabeth Gardner 5 years ago

So what is missing surely commonsense give you the rest?

2points

Jim Price 5 years ago

And now the professor knows who's likely gonna drop out of the class.

2points

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

Your classmates are definitely trump supporters.

1point

Pooja Dayaratna 5 years ago

Jokes aside, that's a pretty cool shirt.

1point

MrTree1779 5 years ago

"Yes, it is. You."

1point

#23

Hold Up

Final score:

374points

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Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

well a bunch of people just got their identities stolen

347points

Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

I've gotten a couple of robocalls lately trying to get my SSN. It says "Your social security number will be suspend (sic) because you have committed crimes in Texas." (I'm in Massachusetts).

22points

Debrina Blackmoon 5 years ago

two don't understand comma placement

12points

Pseudo Puppy 5 years ago

and deservedly so...... for the love of gawd, how dumb are humans???????? >:(

4points

SirPatTheCat 5 years ago

Using the knowledge I have about the Tumblr community I can assure you that they were joking xD

4points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Except for the pervert.

2points

Ashley Spurlock 3 years ago

"They don't even look like me!"

1point

PristineMisty 4 years ago

I would just reply, "Not enough to pay off my student loans"

1point

Chris Malme 5 years ago

Not if they also added in the loose change in their pockets!

1point

backatya 5 years ago

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1point

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

It takes someone with the worst username to be the most intelligent.

28points

Mama Oddling 5 years ago

That's what I thought, too. XD

2points

Troux 5 years ago

The first two responders misplaced the commas and it explains a lot.

11points

C.S. 5 years ago

this right here. All those Facebook "quizzes" What states have you been in? What's your porn name if you pick from the list of month, day, year were born you get princess banana hammock. etc etc. guess I got your previous addresses and birth date now! a lot of dumb shits out there.

8points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

And if you could just throw in your full name and date of birth...

8points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

One guy..."Hold up...." LOL

6points

Beth Arriaga 5 years ago

I like the way the first answer didn't even format the monetary amount correctly!

6points

WildBerry 5 years ago

Neither did the second one

2points

Jo Johannsen 5 years ago

OMG, this is the saddest one here.

5points

Dilly Millandry 5 years ago

Thankfully wouldn't work in the UK as our equivallent includes letters - would help protect the less clued up in this instance.

5points

Ice cube 5 years ago

First of all, 34,523,2674 isn't even a number...

4points

Elizabeth Tunney 4 years ago

You are correct. It WOULD be 34,523,2,674. Wait....???? I’m confused now

0points

#24

Actually, It Is Pretty Funny

Final score:

373points

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Nicola Roberts 5 years ago

Hahahaha Do you think it's too late to tell him "No there isn't"?

133points

Stille20 5 years ago

LOL! This is not someone being stupid... but OMG it made my day

14points

Deborah Moth 5 years ago

That old joke, I love children.. Couldn't eat a whole one. (I put the rest in the freezer for later)

7points

Debbie Palmer 5 years ago

LOL. This made me laugh sooo hard.

7points

Carole Reid 5 years ago

Me, too.

1point

Steve Cruz 5 years ago

Reminds me of a meme featuring a photo of the chest freezers at Lowe's Hardware store. Signs above the various sizes of freezers read "1-2 People," "Family of 2-4" and "Family of 4-8." The meme caption: "No more guesswork for mass murderers."

6points

Charles Brentner 5 years ago

Not to mention Mr. Dahmer has long since shuffled off this mortal coil.

3points

John Swaffar 5 years ago

Burma Shave!

2points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago (edited)

I bet that he would go insane if he sees r/cursedcomments

1point

Ohio Sharon 5 years ago

🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1point

Coleen 5 years ago

Honestly just did a spit take.

1point

#25

Can't Even Be Mad, That Edit Was Perfect

Final score:

369points

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Scagsy 5 years ago

It's all in the edit.

181points

Olivier Burez 5 years ago

They had the discovery channel, duh.

17points

John-Paul Bitler 5 years ago

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Vanta Black 5 years ago

Dead people for sure, but those Medieval dudes were savage as f**k. They'd have skinned you alive just to watch your heart beating inside your rib cage.

12points

AndersM 5 years ago

And the second he pushed send he realized..... Damn!

4points

GeoSushi 5 years ago

We all have our stupid moments....

2points

Roy Phillips 5 years ago

Kid walks into the kitchen with a skull in his hand and tells Mama "Hey, Ma! Look what I found in Daddy''s head!"

2points

Deborah Moth 5 years ago

Monty Python...Bring out your dead....I can't take him, he's not dead! I'm feeling Better!

2points

May Day 5 years ago

I don't want to go on the cart!

1point

Cindy Brinker 1 year ago

So dead people knew what skeletons looked like? Apparently they had a secret X-ray machine

0points

Henry Saravia-Melara 5 years ago

They did not know.Then this doctor skinned someone to see what was inside.

0points

Dino Wecke 5 years ago

🤣🙈

0points

#26

Elementary School Dropouts Ahead

Final score:

359points

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Rowlie 5 years ago

I see potential for business here- how about if I sold 1/10 pound burgers, or 1/25 ....would people still buy it (at lower cost of course)

160points

Mama Oddling 5 years ago

Add a dash of pretentiousness and it should work. :-)

7points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

If you call the 1/10th a "dime pounder" they might see the issue?

4points

Blakkur Sverrir 5 years ago

Do your math. If 1/3 is cheaper than 1/4, then you must demamd more for the 1/10, and about 6 times as much for the 1/25

4points

SeidWolf 5 years ago

It's been done... White Castle

1point

Just another bot 5 years ago

Most likely, this whole list is proof you would have customers

0points

Andrei Anghel 5 years ago

They should have sold 1/5 pound burger and it would have been a hit!

5points

Micah Pettit 5 years ago

The normal patties they use on the hamburgers and such are referred to as "ten to one": patties, aka 1/10 of a pound, thus making any sandwich with two patties (McDouble, Double Cheeseburger, Double Hamburger, Big Mac, Daily Double, etc.) a "1/5 pound burger."

1point

Dave P 5 years ago

This is actually one of those internet myths that still gets passed around. Even A&W admits that this is a myth. It failed for a variety of other reasons

4points

Tracey Hirt 5 years ago (edited)

Do you have a source for that? I have searched, but every article I find, including one from The New York Times, says this claim is true.

4points

Dee Stern Premium 5 years ago

I was selling hot dogs (years ago) at a fund raiser for the Boy Scouts. They sold for 70 cents each. They weren't moving. So I started yelling, "Get yer hot dogs here. Big special for the next 20 minutes...one for 70 cents and two for only $1.50,". Sold out in 15 minutes. Enough said.

2points

Michelle C 5 years ago

Not surprised

1point

Joval M. 5 years ago

A@W tried to out-Mc the Doland!

1point

IttyBittyPrettyKitty 4 years ago

seriously... no no no........

0points

Ford MasterofDestruction 5 years ago

Proof that we are getting dumber every day.

0points

Dino Wecke 5 years ago

🤣

0points

Eric Lafleur 5 years ago

Seriously? How can people be so stupid?

0points

#27

I Am Speechless

Final score:

356points

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Christophe Beunens 5 years ago

For diabetics, best only use 1/2 cup of sugar

389points

Karolina Hofman 5 years ago

Better make it 1/1, just to be safe.

34points

Anne Sim 5 years ago

Don't tax the brain - use a full cup of sugar

4points

Zenozenobee 5 years ago

Specially for the Diabetic Father" of the other post....

3points

Jenny Li 5 years ago

Best to do 1/0.001. Literally 1000 cups. 😂😆🤣

2points

moose man 4 years ago

for those who will die if they have too much, use 1/0.1 cup (do the math XD its 10 cups)

1point

Fieke Engelen 5 years ago

DO NOT SAY THAT!!!!

0points

chachkimooch 5 years ago

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0points

Mimi M 5 years ago

Or even just 1.

0points

JAMES MEACHAM 5 years ago

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0points

Donna Leske 5 years ago

:) harsh

0points

Troux 5 years ago

It's bad enough if you just don't understand fractions, but in this case she has the measuring cups in front of her and actually decided to use the bigger one....for less sugar.

28points

Something 5 years ago

She might have doubled the recipe and forgotten to mention it.

0points

George-Florin Constantin 5 years ago

grams, people. No confusion, just weigh that c**p.

9points

lara 5 years ago

The sound you hear is people collectively dropping their heads on the table.

7points

Alan Green 5 years ago

It's amazing how many adults still don't understand fractions. At 30 my friend asked what 1/4 is? "is it a third?" he asked??

6points

Celtic Pirate Queen 5 years ago

People with "fraction stupidity" are the worst. I literally had to draw 3 pies, showing that they were all sliced into 3 pieces so my 34 year old sister could understand that 3 ÷ 1/3 equals 9. (No, the answer is not 1. I'm not asking you to divide 3 into thirds. - Think it through & get back to me). She teaches 3rd graders.

5points

Iapetos 5 years ago

But at least they don't come off as an a*****e.

4points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

How much would she have added if the husband had a sweet tooth?

4points

Pensive 5 years ago (edited)

I'm guessing she'd have doubled it to 1/6 cup.

12points

AndersM 5 years ago

Being on a diet, I always use only 1/1 cup of sugar.

2points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

No wonder my parents are telling me school is so easy

1point

#28

Fake ID Fail

Final score:

352points

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Nadine Khazaka 5 years ago

I was a little shocked that they could post his whole name and address until I remembered it's a freaking fake ID *facepalms hard*

222points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

It'd be really funny if he used his real name and address on a fake ID.

13points

Steve Cruz 5 years ago

I worked the door at a nightclub and a lot of fake IDs have all the correct info, except the date of birth -- this way they can answer questions about it, and the name matches their credit cards.

3points

Noez 🇸🇪 5 years ago

So you're the girlfriend then? (i am so sorry, it's a mean joke I know but I couldn't resist....)

2points

Marky Mark 5 years ago

His real name is McLovin

2points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

Someone want to be part of this list. 😜

1point

Shari Conley 5 years ago

That address is in a trailer court about 5 miles from me... lol

7points

MrTree1779 5 years ago

I'm surprised he put "M" for sex, and not "Yes pleez"

5points

Helen Slape 5 years ago

Thanks - I almost choked on my drink due to your comment :)

1point

Bill 5 years ago

"McLovin?" "I was gonna go with Muhamed. It's the most popular first name in the world"

3points

Pensive 5 years ago (edited)

They're both old enough to be drinking - I see no problem here. 🙃

3points

Shari Conley 5 years ago

I gotta laugh! I live in Pearl, Ms!

2points

Cindy Brinker 1 year ago

The person holding the license needs to clean their nails. 🤮

0points

Melanie A. Panlilio 4 years ago

Hillbillies.. Face palm..

0points

hayden 5 years ago

Honey why are there people at my house ?

0points

Judith Wilson 5 years ago

Please don't ever take a picture of your thumb again until you clean your nasty nails. Dang.

0points

#29

We Should Stop Teaching Cursive Too So Kids Don't Learn Swearing

Final score:

342points

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Tracey Hirt 5 years ago (edited)

Do this many Americans really not know that the Arabic Numeral System is the most widely-used number system in the world, including in the US?

303points

Malakai 5 years ago

Give me an R! Give me an A! Give me a C! Give me an I! Give me an S! Give me an M! 1, 2, 3, what's that spell? Rrrrrrracism! The number of Americans terrified of anything prefaced by the word Arabic is both sad and disappointing.

83points

M.J. 5 years ago

Then let them learn Roman numbers, must be fun knowing only that in 2020!

14points

Samantha Hurrell 5 years ago

Reminds of the question I saw asking if people would care if homo sapiens went extinct, none of them knew that they we being asked about humans.

11points

Aria Whitaker 5 years ago

No, just 73% of the 1,021 people who took that particular user's Twitter poll they made up.....

4points

blugeagua 5 years ago

Usually the percentages only mean a study was done in certain areas of the country but not the ENTIRE country.

3points

Logan Slaughter 5 years ago

"Arabic? You mean like terrorists?!" -The Average American

3points

Tessa Thompson 5 years ago

Yes. Absolutely. Our educational system and the amount of Islamophobia are truly that horrible.

3points

Steven Essex 5 years ago

Unfortunately, *I* didn't know that.

2points

qwerty 5 years ago

Yeah, they're these old friends of mine- 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, and 9.

1point

elfin Premium 5 years ago

And that Arabia, before it sort of slid into its current Dark Ages, accomplished massive feats in science, math, and the arts.

1point

Kelli Collins 5 years ago

The poll clearly states "1,021" votes. Last I checked, we had a few more people than that here. Those thousand aren't exactly speaking for the majority.

1point

Michael Se 5 years ago

Sadly, yes. Our education system is THAT terrible.

1point

SeidWolf 5 years ago

F**k yeah 'merica, glorifying ignorance, rewarding arrogance.

1point

alwaysMispelled 5 years ago

The number of Americans who don't know we use Arabic numerals makes me surprised it was only 73%

1point

GirlFriday Premium 5 years ago

I think this guy has stupid friends. Other than those 700 people, we all know that we learn Arabic numerals.

1point

blugeagua 4 years ago

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0points

BlackLabOwner 4 years ago

and that ladies and gentlemen is why i go to a private school

0points

Poppy Petal 5 years ago

Would be the same here in Germany. 🤷🏻‍♀️

0points

Gay Harrell 5 years ago

After reading many of the above items, I would say there are.

0points

Ann O'Riley 5 years ago

Believe it.

0points

Warren Hall 5 years ago

Tanks, Capt. Obvious.

0points

Shelley DuVal 5 years ago

nope, sadly, apparently not.

0points

Monica Sargent 5 years ago

People really don't know it by that name and reject it upon hearing the term "Arabic". SMH

0points

Beyer Brady 5 years ago

i would just say no because i hate math

0points

JAMES MEACHAM 5 years ago

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0points

Miss Cris 5 years ago

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0points

FifiPanda 5 years ago

I wouldn't be surprised. But I'm an American, & I knew it

0points

Ms.GB 5 years ago

You would be surprised....

0points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

I've known this since the 4th grade (maybe earlier, it was a long time ago), so I don't know what the issue is. I'd like to know exactly the polling sample used here. Like did he only poll a group of Trumpsters?

0points

Evil Little Thing 5 years ago (edited)

Yes. Explains a lot, doesn't it?

0points

lara 5 years ago

Name another number system used.

-1point

Martha Higgins 5 years ago

You'll never go broke betting on the stupidity of Americans. P.S. I am an American and it's so sad how many people are not only indifferent to their stupidity, they celebrate it.

-1point

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Jon S. 5 years ago

To be fair "forced to teach" loads the questions in the 'no' direction, but still I'd hope a few less were caught out by the trick.

13points

Russell Ellwardt 5 years ago

Trouble is that all these people are allowed to vote.

6points

Lara Harris 5 years ago

I love how people are whining about the poll saying "it's only 1000 people, they don't represent us. 😂😂 Yes.. Yes they do because that's how polls *work* Now... It might be representative of a region, or an audience but you can bet your a*s if it was scaled up the number voiding "no" would be around 60%

5points

earringnut 5 years ago (edited)

Our kids should learn 'Merican numrals! lol

5points

MrTree1779 5 years ago

"Should schools in the USA teach more history?"

4points

Frances Emanuel 5 years ago

We only learn history through statues.

1point

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

I think this is bigotry as well as stupidity

4points

Adam C 5 years ago

to be fair...27% knowing common numerals is Arabic is not that bad.

4points

Electric Ed 5 years ago

I disagree. If you know about 'Roman numerals' then you should have heard that 0-9 are the 'Arabic' ones. And 1/4? No - it is bad.

3points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

Wait till they found where the English language comes from!

2points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

Yeah, try that long division with Roman numerals, you twonk.

2points

#30

I Wish This Was Fake. Meet Jenn

Final score:

342points

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Emma Knappe 5 years ago

At least she realized lol

221points

Shadow Kat 5 years ago (edited)

I guess.

2points

Sarah Schmidt 5 years ago

ok that looks more like a brainfart moment than a really dumb person. but still funny :D

14points

Something 5 years ago

That's what most of these are. Even intelligent people can make stupid mistakes, especially when sleep deprived or otherwise compromised.

11points

Iapetos 5 years ago

But cute though!

9points

AndersM 5 years ago

She is cute. Not even stupid, just a sweet mistake.

4points

Isabella Vega 5 years ago

The fact that she texted her about it is priceless

4points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

I was looking for my Phone while speaking with a friend on the phone = my baby was 3 months old. I put my book inside The fridge when i went there pick up yogurt. = exam time. Sometimes happens things like this.

3points

Podunkus 5 years ago

That reminded me of an elderly professor I had in grad school. One day he needed to phone a colleague, but didn’t have his phone number. So he asked his assistant to phone that colleague to ask him what his number was. Many silent eye rolls ensued, and the professor was diagnosed with Parkinson’s Disease shortly after that.

3points

Monday Fuss 5 years ago

me sometimes.

2points

TheHerplover 5 years ago

Wait... they scribbled over the first letter in the persons name but didn't cover up the persons actual name?

1point

Cindy Brinker 1 year ago

Come on now, we all have these moments

0points

#31

Don’t Tell Them About Nigeria

Final score:

339points

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Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

The French "Noir" following it should have been a give away

195points

Andrew Bridge 5 years ago

Why? These people barely understand English

51points

Monday 5 years ago

Bold of you to assume they've encountered the word Noir...

26points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

@Samantha, that would require the same people who barely understand English despite being native speakers to also be at least somewhat cultured. Unlikely.

15points

Adam C 5 years ago

She thought Noir was a name.

8points

Ram Lastname 5 years ago

Nah... someone this dumb wouldn't know it was French, or even that there are three languages in that line.

7points

Tessa Thompson 5 years ago

There are people who Don't Get It, and 'noir' after 'negro' wouldn't faze them.

5points

Hugh Crawford 5 years ago

No, that just means it doesn't have any IR in it.

1point

Melissa Wong 5 years ago

Its not giveaway for someone who doesn't WANT to get it. She's had her 5min of wokeness on social media.

1point

Henry Russell 3 years ago

people have done the exact same things with crayola crayons saying they are racist

0points

Robyn Wilson 5 years ago

You would think, but....

0points

Ed Martin 5 years ago

I'm sure they had no idea what Noir is and didn't want to embarrass themselves!

0points

Jim Price 5 years ago

That just means it's good for those moody private eye movies.

0points

Micah Pettit 5 years ago (edited)

Maybe they thought the eyeliner was for use in gritty 1930s pulp fiction.

0points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

It's just random words: A color, followed by a slur, followed by a movie type?

23points

NanZ 5 years ago

I shouldn't tell my dumb a*s attack years ago but it is so stupid I had to share it. My husband and I were at the neighbors's having a few drinks and they showed us their new sundial. And then I asked them which part moves. All three of them looked at me like they couldn't believe I asked them that! Stupid question!!

9points

iblowsheep 5 years ago

make sure you avoid black beans in the supermarket aisle.

6points

CORLEONE 5 years ago

hahahahaaaaaaaa people get dumber and dumber everyday

3points

Zulma Ruiz 5 years ago

in my country madness is coming, now to say Black as a race, you have to say no white. It is not law but we have a gender ministry, which deals with fining all those who speak incorrectly, for example on television or radio, I do not know how they are going to change that, since black is one of the most nicknames common, negro, negra, negrito for both people and pets

2points

Sanne H. 5 years ago

I feel you. In my country, "neger (negro)" used to be a race and "zwarte (black)" used to be a bit of an insult. Now it's reversed. I'm confused with all this Newspeak.

4points

Stephanie Raymond 3 years ago (edited)

1. It's pronounced Nay-gro 2. Don't tell her about N***r or Nigeria

1point

Stephanie Raymond 3 years ago

One G is a COUNTRY, silly boredpanda

1point

IttyBittyPrettyKitty 4 years ago

NEGRO IS JUST BLACK IN SPANISH PEOPLE

1point

J-A Laine 5 years ago

I once got chat banned for 1 month, for racism, on a poker site for reporting an abusive spanish player who happened to have a nick with the word "negro" in it... I questioned the ban with the support but the ban stayed on. ....'muricans. smh

1point

hayden 5 years ago

Negro means black 😀.

1point

#32

Halloween Couple Of The Year

Final score:

309points

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Chris Wade 5 years ago

SuperAlabamaMan

352points

Monday 5 years ago

SuperAlabaman?

19points

Aria Whitaker 5 years ago

Roll Tide!!!!

4points

Panda with Heart 5 years ago

Lol

3points

ehehehe loki'd 4 years ago

swEET HOME ALABAMA-

2points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

LOL!!!

2points

Willem Oostdyck 5 years ago

Murica.....

1point

juan luis salas gonzalez 5 years ago

and thats the origin of "bizarro"

1point

Christian Claydon 3 years ago

Yes

0points

gellert grindlewald 3 years ago

why do people say that. EDIT : I just looked it up. there are way more states than I thought that it was legal in!

0points

Jacqueline Arana 5 years ago

Maybe one incested on it

11points

Krysta Pandoo 5 years ago

I still think this one is fine. Not stupid, just a couple wanting to have a linked outfit. Cute.

10points

Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago

Probably would've been a little better if she dressed as Wonder Woman or something, though.

1point

Dave P 5 years ago

To be fair 1) Superman grew up in Rural Kansas, 2) in the Comics Kara more than once tries to jump his bones. So this is well thought through from a comic book standpoint.

7points

Isabella Vega 5 years ago

Don’t tell them about Dora and Diego

4points

Catlover🐱001 5 years ago

Thats gonna be a f****d up family tree

4points

backatya 5 years ago

burn the tree down

1point

Carole Reid 5 years ago

It didn't fork.

1point

Harry potter fan 2.0 5 years ago

Yep lol

0points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Depending on where they're from, this is/isn't illegal.

3points

backatya 5 years ago

who cares so long as you get it on

0points

Delilah Danehy 5 years ago

It's country time boiz

2points

Emu Chicken 2 years ago

Sweet home alabama ✨️

1point

Posmol W 3 years ago (edited)

Is that... The chrysalids?!

1point

#33

Baby Smoothie

Final score:

308points

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Palestinian warrior 5 years ago

Wth!! Do they actually think that people BLEND BABIES???!! And anyway abortions happen before the baby is even developed, at the earliest stage

225points

Bill 5 years ago

How do you think Starbucks gets people addicted on their overpriced smoothies? Secret ingredient

25points

Brent Hollett 5 years ago

This is how you get a baby to sit still long enough for an X-Ray.

12points

Jan Feline 5 years ago (edited)

And usually before the babies are diapered and dressed

10points

Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

The phrase is a newer version of 'mixed-race' and yet this post shows that the literal use of that right-wing trope would be satire to the informed, real to the idiots, and humourous fodder for the rest of us.

7points

Dale Overturf 5 years ago

You wouldn’t believe the things QAnon followers believe!

3points

Iapetos 5 years ago

Hopefully. If detected early enough. There are abortions after that, when development has progressed.

3points

MnM2520 5 years ago

Yeah, some people really think that...

3points

Poppy Petal 5 years ago

And how do babies work without bones?!

2points

WhatsUpKittyCat? (I wuv dogs too) 5 years ago

The edit though.... This person thought babies didn't have bones....

2points

William Griffin 5 years ago

Google late-stage or "post birth" abortions that Ralph Northam, the Democrat governor of VA is promoting. Having said that, I'm pretty sure that this post is satirical.

2points

Rafal Balcerzak 4 years ago

Some of these geniuses think atheists eat babies. How about that?

1point

𝓴𝓪𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓲_𝓐𝓾𝓭𝓻𝓮𝔂 💖 5 years ago

Is this chick a troll or just stupid

1point

Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago

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1point

StillBrian'smom 5 years ago

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0points

Karen Lyon 5 years ago

Well, they believe 5G is going to chip us all so the government can keep track of us. Right?

0points

Jaybird3939 5 years ago

I finally ghosted a friend after years of this c**p when she said that doctors and nurses were conspiring to kill new born babies. 1. No 2. That would be homicide 3. Why?

0points

Warren Hall 5 years ago

Nope! Nine months, plus, in New York State. Even after birth.

0points

Kimberly Reetz 5 years ago

In several states, abortion is perfectly legal up until time of birth.

0points

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Malakai 5 years ago

"Babies don't even have bones." For the sake of children everywhere, please don't reproduce, lest you break their bones or spines to prove your idiotic argument

56points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

I really truly hope this person was just being sarcastic.

29points

Fish Boden 5 years ago

Satire you guys

18points

Something 5 years ago

Poe's Law is real.

0points

Sergey Fraimovich 5 years ago

The "they have no bones" part had me laughing out loud...

14points

Zenozenobee 5 years ago

Yep, no bones... that would make childbitrth so damn easier though...

11points

Chelsea Meacham 5 years ago

Oh no! They blended my daughter when she was 10 months old to look at the insides of her lungs to check for pneumonia. I musta had some awesome conservative doctors because they put her back together like a jigsaw puzzle and I got to take her home. She turns 14 this year

13points

Tracey Hirt 5 years ago

Why blur out the name? This person deserves to have their stupidity on display for the entire world to see!

12points

Jan Feline 5 years ago

Was also thinking this

3points

Isabella R.W. 5 years ago

I really hope this girl is joking, no way someone can be this stupid

10points

Mimi 5 years ago

I can't get over the fact she thinks abortions happen OUTSIDE the womb. After birth. Being several weeks old. Wearing diapers.

9points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

I'm speechless. These are the idiots that voted for Trump.

9points

#34

I Read It On The Internet, It Must Be True

Final score:

306points

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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

For more breaking news visit the Onion News site.

186points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

Every time people post an Onion or Babylon Bee article sooooo many people miss that it is satire.

21points

Marglo948 5 years ago

Every day since the last election when I read the news I have to check to make sure it isn't the Onion by mistake.

1point

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

Or Andy Borowitz

0points

Matthew Smith 5 years ago

f**k the onion, THE DAILY MASH !

0points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

No thanks! News already completely broken.

-1point

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

So many people don't read the links they post

8points

M DR 5 years ago

Someone protesting masks on my Nextdoor app posted a link to a ”scientific journal”... Which had been removed for falsities. I love the power of the screenshot :)

2points

GirlFriday Premium 5 years ago

Trump is notorious for paying people to attend his rallies. When he is planning a rally, there will be ads on Craigslist and employment services will call people and pay them $12-15 per hour to show up wearing red and hang out for a few hours.

4points

Dave P 5 years ago

actually the ad turned out to be a troll. no documented cases

2points

Dave P 5 years ago

True this site is fake and like the onion and BB people fall for it, but paid protesters are a real thing. There is even a legit firm called "Crowds on Demand" that does it. But there are real paid protesters, even labor unions have been caught using them to supplement union protests. https://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-crowds-extortion-20181021-story.html https://nypost.com/2013/08/28/weiner-paid-for-phony-supporters-at-campaign-events-source-says/ https://www.wwltv.com/article/news/local/everythings-in-question-after-entergy-admits-fake-actors-used-to-support-new-plant/289-554334205

4points

TA B 5 years ago

Was about to comment this.

1point

Rowlie 5 years ago

If someone was hiring professional idiots this person whould be golden

4points

AnnieLaurie Burke 5 years ago

Must be that anti-abortion chick with the blender babies again!

2points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

Don't ever read past the first line if you want to share good information.

2points

Stimpy 5 years ago

XD

1point

Cindy Brinker 1 year ago

She forgot to get off the train at education station

0points

moose man 4 years ago

obvious plant be like in 25 size comic sans ms font: "this article is not real! nothing is real!"

0points

#35

Ahm, Who Wants To Tell Her

Final score:

305points

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Malakai 5 years ago

Oh, Megan, you hot mess indeed.... From a Southern gal, God bless your poor little heart

261points

TheWitchNaru 5 years ago

I hear that this is the ultimate Southern insult. Is this true?

17points

Ralph Spooner 5 years ago

Malakai, you left out the words "pea pickin" in front of the word "heart" to be accurate.

6points

Bob Belcher 5 years ago

Bless it bless it.

5points

Tiari 5 years ago

English is a confusing and terrifying language. Why on earth does VeganMegan not rhyme? 😭

19points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

Depending on the pronunciation of Megan depends if it rhymes. It is extremely common in Australia to pronounce Megan the same way as you pronounce vegan except of course the first letters.

7points

M DR 5 years ago

It would in a Key & Peele sketch.

1point

Toasty 5 years ago

Ha! Love this comment.

1point

Maiun 5 years ago

Also Megan is a the Anglicised version of a Celtic name and would be properly written Meghan.

0points

Hubertus Touché 5 years ago

Their husbands didn't get married... so sad...

12points

backatya 5 years ago

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NamiKoa 5 years ago

Judging by how happy they look together, they probably are best friends, too. :-)

11points

Phunny Philosopher 5 years ago

Also a good point! That's a creative way of looking at it.

1point

Troux 5 years ago

Wouldn't getting married on the same day as your friend make for an absolute planning nightmare? They'd have to be sequential, and people couldn't get too drunk in between, and the second couple couldn't see each other before the wedding, and they'd have to agree on aesthetics for the multiple shared attendees...just NO. That's a friendship ender.

11points

Phunny Philosopher 5 years ago

This is a very good point!

1point

backatya 5 years ago

people make too much out of weddings. It doesn't matter as much as the relationship does.

0points

Ben Raines 5 years ago

Not if it's a double wedding! It still would be tough to plan.

0points

Iapetos 5 years ago

Someone tell her about lesbians.

10points

Biljana Malesevic 5 years ago

Off topic, but how beautiful Samira is!!!!

9points

Sonja Van Hoof 5 years ago

Both are.

4points

Thinairgal 5 years ago

She just flattened the learning curve

9points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

She had me at vegan 🙄

7points

Sonja Van Hoof 5 years ago

First time I'm ashamed to be a vegetarian-aspiring-vegan.

2points

Animal lover❤ 5 years ago

Oh Megan, poor poor Megan

5points

#36

Welcome To Calculus 101

Final score:

302points

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Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

That poor teacher. Going to Irish up his coffee on the lunch break to get through the day

246points

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

I had to Irish up my hot cocoa just to get through that image...

18points

Robyn Wilson 5 years ago

His face look like that....

2points

matthew owen 5 years ago

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SanchaTheSeeker 5 years ago

His face: "I don't get paid enough..."

17points

Eliška Hůlková 5 years ago

The teacher is about to murder her.

16points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

Nahh looks more like his soul has been crushed. That is a defeated man, not an angry one

39points

MagicalUnicorn 5 years ago

the utter defeat on teacher's face says it all...

13points

Nicola Roberts 5 years ago

Hahaha, I thought she was being 'smart' until I realised she read if off the calculator! I'm going to go and sit on the naughty step and think about it for a while.

12points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

I laughed so hard at this.

12points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

The disappointment on his face.

8points

Swathi Hunter 5 years ago

I think the teacher must have resigned after seeing this😂

6points

Krysta Pandoo 5 years ago

Being an American school teacher must be soul destroying

5points

Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

It was. -retired teacher

6points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

Honestly most students are not this dumb. Though we did have a wall of shame in the lounge where the ridiculous exam answers went. Dealing with parents is far worse. Lots of Karens have kids

5points

Liam Walsh 5 years ago

There are thick people in every country the world over. Thinking otherwise doesn't make you look particularly smart.

0points

Stille20 5 years ago

Because?

0points

KT 5 years ago

LOL the sad look on his face

4points

#37

Hmmm

Final score:

302points

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Chris Wade 5 years ago

I rest my case.

203points

Andy Mutch 5 years ago

I do, but there again, it is my birthday!

10points

Mini crewmate 4 years ago

Ooh do they celebrate Canada day there?

0points

BlackLabOwner 4 years ago

you mean u really think all americans are stupid wrong some of them are really smart

0points

Busaina Mahira 5 years ago

honestly americans be thinking everybody has to be like them

18points

John-Paul Bitler 5 years ago

It sure does feel like it here. That we're superior or something

6points

Truth Monster 5 years ago

Americans do love Cinco de Mayo. They're just not sure why.

14points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

What red blooded american doesn't like mayonnaise?

5points

Troux 5 years ago

I have first hand experience...this is really very common in the US.

9points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

Why would non-Americans celebrate American independence day? Like, do the people in the next town celebrate your birthday?

6points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

In fairness Russia doesn't celebrate it either anymore. We get the crappy "Day of people's Unity" as a replacement holiday. Though the Communists still meet and march

6points

Bill 5 years ago

I'm game for any excuse to add another drinking holiday in the mix.

4points

LOttawa 5 years ago

Canada Day is tomorrow 🍻

3points

steven mayes 5 years ago

The whole of the Britain celebrates not owning the USA anymore. We are playing the long game, when Corporal Bone Spurs has finished "leading" you, the survivors will be grateful for King Charles to come in and be in charge. Don't worry Boris is merely a figurehead.

4points

Lucas 5 years ago

steven mayes is being sarcastic or maybe is insane (hard to tell the difference sometimes). Royalty are figureheads. Though it is not unreasonable to say that Boris the Buffoon is also a figurehead as it's Demonic Cummings running the UK right now.

3points

AnnieLaurie Burke 5 years ago

I have one of those calendars that lists holidays from all over the world, and I celebrate as many as I can! ;-)

3points

JAMES MEACHAM 5 years ago

be that as it may, "The Hunt for Red October" is a great movie.

3points

Brent Hollett 5 years ago

How hard is it to find a holiday in Russia though...

1point

#38

Idiotic Landlord

Final score:

300points

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Pensive 5 years ago (edited)

I'd assume the landlord meant photos of the dials and pilot light on the hot water service outside the house. In which case, the fail here lies with Patrick.

81points

Lisa 5 years ago

He probably should have specified then, not everyone would know what the landlord meant.

23points

KatHat 5 years ago

I agree. "Hot water is broken" is COMPLETELY unhelpful. Is the pipe broken? The tap? Which one? Is it causing a flood? Is it just not heating up? BE SPECIFIC, Patrick.

16points

Bill 5 years ago (edited)

Most people learn these things AFTER they buy a house, not before while they are still renting. Homeownership is a lifestyle change with a steep learning curve

15points

GirlFriday Premium 5 years ago

I think most of you don't realize that in apartments, the water heaters aren't accessible by the tenants. They are sometimes in the basement or in a utility room.

7points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

Or landlord is just stalling.

3points

Seabeast 5 years ago

Aren't hot water heaters inside the house?

2points

Judith Wilson 5 years ago

Nope

0points

Cao Cao 5 years ago

Pensive, U think?

0points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

I wouldn’t even know where or how to get that.

0points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

I'm trying to claim a refund from a non-working product I purchased. They asked me for pictures. I asked how I can take a picture of something "not working". Crazy stuff.

5points

M DR 5 years ago

Put googley eyes on it, and then put exes on the eyes.

4points

Charlotte A. 5 years ago

Reminds me of the game support who wanted me to take a screenshot of that thing that didn't happen the day before...

4points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

Send an audio, humans can hear the difference between cold and hot water ;D

3points

AndersM 5 years ago

Worst thing ever. Broken water. Ask any plumber out there.

3points

Marty BlackEagle-Carl 5 years ago

well the phase "the hot water is broken" is in itself wrong. how do you break water.

2points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Lol

1point

Rowlie 5 years ago

Amazing

1point

Rebel 3 years ago

Can't decide who's dumber here

0points

Tarryn Louise 5 years ago

some tenants are morons.

0points

#39

A Guy Purchased A Watermelon During A Train Stop And Didn’t Realize It Didn’t Fit Through The Bars

Final score:

299points

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David Wong 5 years ago

Then he sold it on the next stop, with shaky hands.

175points

Alan Green 5 years ago

Yeah, sold it for a goat. I want to see that picture lol.

17points

Lanre Malumi 5 years ago

Hell to the yeah 😆

4points

Sonja Van Hoof 5 years ago

If he still has hands...

1point

Ram Lastname 5 years ago

"with shaky hands"... LOL

1point

Hans 5 years ago

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Slinkman 5 years ago

When life gives you melons...

17points

Fernleaf6505 5 years ago

make melonade...

19points

Marra-Lynn Rodriguez 5 years ago

Make muscles!

2points

Doob 4 years ago

...crush people

0points

Nadine Khazaka 5 years ago

I'd like to know how that story continues, does he have to pay someone to hold the melon at his stop, will the melon be stolen or dropped? The thrill!

12points

David Martin 5 years ago

Scrolling, before I saw the title, I genuinely thought someone was lining up to chuck a watermelon at a child from a train

8points

backatya 5 years ago

you sick f**k why would think throwing it at a child???? lol

0points

OCD Mom 5 years ago

Happened in India. The next station was after about 2 hours. Don't know what happened to the melon though 🤣

8points

David Herz 5 years ago

All the seeds fell out and he patented the process and is now a rich man...

1point

Human #1,232,867 5 years ago

He need now a team of people to pass it windows to windows until it reach the next door.

7points

More! 5 years ago

Oh man, I really hope he got it home and enjoyed it after al that effort.

4points

Maurettis 5 years ago

I'm with you, maybe he was just hungry and had no other choice

1point

Billy The Kid 5 years ago (edited)

looks like he is aiming to throw at the kid running from it or when the person bought it the kid see the opportunity of the person dropping the melon and been running alongside the train for 3 miles now waiting for him to drop it.LOL. what a melon!

3points

backatya 5 years ago

Unless the train is headed the other direction...

1point

Iapetos 5 years ago

Somewhat poor guy, but still...

2points

John Seidel 5 years ago

The kid running alongside has seen this before. He's going to get himself some melon.

1point

#40

This Man Trying To Smuggle A Kilo Of Cocaine Under A Wig At The Barcelona Airport

Final score:

295points

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Rowlie 5 years ago

I'm surprised they noticed

176points

Kate S 5 years ago

No I'm surprised he wasn't arrested for the world's worst toupee

30points

Carole Reid 5 years ago

Ha, ha!

6points

Tom Hutcherson 9 months ago

Must be an American.

0points

Thinairgal 5 years ago

Now he's going to have "toupee" the price!

21points

Sevenarwen 5 years ago

Gotta appreciate the bad pub

2points

Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

he's a proper cokehead

11points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

How could they see past this so very natural looking hair? Amazing.

7points

Kjorn 5 years ago

damn… he stole my idea for import Kinder surprise egg in America

6points

2WheelTravlr 5 years ago

No, you need to stash those further down.

5points

Deborah Moth 5 years ago

That's what you get for using the local Village Idiot as a drug smuggler..

4points

Michael Dworkin-Robertson 5 years ago

...he was probably the smartest one IN the village....

2points

lara 5 years ago

Wow, they must have x-rayed him and saw the empty space above his shoulders.

3points

earringnut 5 years ago

Wow, I never knew coke was so dense.

2points

Woody 5 years ago

How did u get a hold of that?

1point

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

Try a higher and puffier wig next time! :P

1point

#41

It's A Funny Facepalm Though

Final score:

287points

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Houssem Hammami 5 years ago

That "sh*t" have feelings bruh

164points

Vanta Black 5 years ago (edited)

Joke's on him. Australia send their koalas via (e)U(caly)P(tu)S.

54points

SoozeeQ 5 years ago

I see what you did there!

11points

MrTree1779 5 years ago

He should adopt a kitten, have Fedex box it up, then bring it home. "Oh look, honey, the koala!"

19points

Zophra 5 years ago

Good idea with the kitten but rather say, "They sent the wrong one!!... wellll... it costs too much to ship it back, so I guess we'll keep it!:"

12points

Rowlie 5 years ago

well, at least she is kind

16points

Scagsy 5 years ago

I fell for that. Wanted a donkey. :(

13points

Viviane 5 years ago

I'm still waiting for my two orangutans.

9points

Fernleaf6505 5 years ago

dont insult koalas in front of me

13points

Abigail Johnson 4 years ago

yeah don't be a meany

1point

Monday Fuss 5 years ago

I would like a koala....and they aren't s--t btw.

7points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

They are also not meant to be pets

5points

Lisa 5 years ago (edited)

They are just Koalas, MOST (not all) Australians get annoyed for adding on 'bear.'

7points

SoozeeQ 5 years ago

Yes, we do, thank you Lisa. I was going to write that, then saw your comment. Koalas are not bears (mammals - live births, suckle their young), they are marsupials (their young are born incompletely developed and are typically carried and suckled in a pouch on the mother's belly). Kangaroos, wombats, quokkas, possums and opossums are also examples of marsupials.

7points

Anthony Picco 5 years ago

And she is still your girlfriend?

6points

Bettye McKee 5 years ago

Just keep this in mind before you have children.

5points

Debrina Blackmoon 5 years ago

Koalas. are. not. BEARS. They're MARSUPIALS!!!

4points

Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

Does that mean you make soup with these mar-soup-ials?

0points

#42

Trust No One, Not Even Yourself

Final score:

285points

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earringnut 5 years ago (edited)

Was alcohol in play at some point in the cancellation process?

169points

Busaina Mahira 5 years ago

duh obviously

3points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

Trip to Amsterdam, i assume?

5points

Locked In The Cellar 5 years ago

Why do they always make it sound like Europe is a country?

4points

backatya 5 years ago

she didn't. She just said she was there

1point

Dawn Luttrell 5 years ago

At least she realized. lol

2points

Curry on... 5 years ago

That same person tweeted that 'they don't have elevators' in Europe.'

2points

Dino Wecke 5 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 drunk fups like this is GOLD 🤣🤣🤣

1point

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

That's why I always read the newspaper in the mornings! ;)

1point

Stormy Ashes 5 years ago

Oh my...

0points

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

How did you manage to find your way to Europe? Never mind.

0points

Viv Hart 5 years ago

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0points

#43

Student Uses Light On Phone To Charge A Portable Solar Battery So That He Can Charge His Phone

Final score:

277points

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Christophe Beunens 5 years ago

perpetuum mobile

164points

Hans 5 years ago

Finally all energy problems solved! I just started my pump that pumps water on a millwheel that drives a generator that provides energy for the pump.

23points

C.S. 5 years ago

There's a funny video of a guy to takes his cat, which always lands on it's feet, and ties a piece of buttered bread, which always lands butterside down, to the cat. Pick it, let's it go, and creates a nuclear perpetual energy source. It's hilarious!

5points

Logan Slaughter 5 years ago

Alright, you win. Take your trophy and go, it's over.

3points

BobbyMcD 5 years ago

That is a beautiful comment

3points

Stimpy 5 years ago

And the Nobel prize for physics goes to...

10points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

It's so stupid, it's genius! No, wait... it's just stupid.

9points

Lucille Varner 5 years ago

legit question. Would this work, or am I stupid?

7points

Jon S. 5 years ago (edited)

No, the transfer of electrical energy into light energy is not 100% efficient, and the transfer of light energy back into electrical is even less efficient, so you would end up losing (something like) 97% of the battery power you started with.

21points

Jade Tuni 5 years ago

anyone else notice the phone isnt plugged in....?

4points

K.Kobayashi 5 years ago

Maybe it's someone else's phone.

4points

moose man 4 years ago

dude you have invented infinite power

1point

Animal lover 5 years ago

🤦

1point

David Kohn 5 years ago

ITS NOT PLUGGED IN

1point

Zophra 5 years ago

Ahhh... the secret to thwarting that pesky 1st Law of Thermodynamics!

1point

#44

To Be Fair, It Is A Family Guy

Final score:

277points

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Lauren Caswell 5 years ago

Aha watching family guy right now! This is something i can see me doing XD

67points

Stille20 5 years ago

Yea... but that's very family guy. Long stupid jokes

10points

Maurettis 5 years ago

you can actually expect something like that from family guy

9points

juan luis salas gonzalez 5 years ago

exactly, just remember the peter vs chicken fight scene

3points

Unfortunate beauty? 5 years ago

My cousin was showing me a music video and part of it was in spanish so he goes through his phones settings and wonders why it says 'english' but the songs playing in spanish...he was 12 years old.

8points

glowworm2 5 years ago

That's actually adorable though!

5points

Jodie Johnson 5 years ago

This is in no way stupid, even if it were Conway Twitty singing in Spanish it would be in no way stupid.

3points

James Woody 5 years ago

That can happen. Y'know?

1point

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

I would believe this too XD

1point

Lea Springstead 5 years ago

I feel like this has happened to me in the past

1point

tetriskull64 2 years ago

I mean...it IS Family Guy

0points

#45

Woman Cuts A Hole In The Face Mask So That It’s Easier To Breathe

Final score:

277points

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Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

The facemask thing as demonstrated just how many moronic adults there are out there. Its not rocket science to put one on right and yet . . .

198points

Bettye McKee 5 years ago

If she gets COVID-19 and survives, she will be suing whoever made that mask.

7points

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

Truly amazing, right? If anyone knows this woman, please tell her to not have kids!

2points

BlackLabOwner 4 years ago

yes and kids they know better

0points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

Next time use a clear plastic bag (X

7points

Logan Slaughter 5 years ago

Darwin's working overtime.

5points

Scagsy 5 years ago

How did she ever reach that age?

5points

Charles Brentner 5 years ago

I see people all the time who don't even wear one. It makes me angry that they care so little about the health risk they pose to the rest of us.I have diabetes & high blood pressure and don't need to be put at risk like that. On the rare occasions when I do go out I always wear one in cabs or in the store.

4points

NWB 5 years ago

Give this women Covid....she is ready to receive it!

4points

neonn_pieee 5 years ago

I concur.. if people don't want to protect themselves and follow mandated rules or precautions then they need to just get the virus and be gone so the rest of us can get better.

4points

Caroline Driver 5 years ago

Whenever I see these selfish cretins, I just think of 2 year olds being told they have to do something and throwing a tantrum with 'I don' wanna!' Stop being so f*****g childish and grow up

3points

Deborah Moth 5 years ago

Don't give up your day job, Every village needs it's idiot.

3points

Allyssa Kline 4 years ago

this is defeating the purpose of a mask , Karen

1point

ROBERT NELSON 5 years ago

thats a Karen

1point

#46

She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That The Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing

Final score:

275points

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Nadine Khazaka 5 years ago

Maybe she's just got a ton of insulin to spare.

175points

Terry Filkohazi 4 years ago (edited)

Sell that shite on the black market. Heard insulin is very expensive

1point

Анастасия Бунас 5 years ago

(if you need it) Her name is Rita and she is: "Toxic girl, child of cactuses, curly girlfriend, Ukrainian propagandist, eco-friendly, her heart is weak for people who play the guitar" Quite strange tho

36points

Shelp 5 years ago

Ukrainian is not my mother tongue and I had my hard time to understand it, but the rest is also quite weird, in my opinion.

8points

Emily Barnes 5 years ago

What else does it say?

3points

Rob Williams 5 years ago

Emails I used to get Russia sometimes had things like “Road, how are your family?” And it was a while before I realised that the translator was mistranslating “By the way”!

5points

Arina Stepanova 3 years ago

I guess the word "дорога" which is "Road" may have been mistaken with the word "дорогая/дорогой" which is "darling" in both cases

1point

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Wilford Brimley?

4points

W Smith 5 years ago

She needs a glocose guardian

3points

Charles Brentner 5 years ago

Or maybe she is missing her father who has a sweet, caring nature?

3points

Emu Chicken 2 years ago

✨️Diabetic Father✨️ 😏

1point

Arina Stepanova 3 years ago

I mean, this is a Ukrainian girl who was making a joke, she is not stupid, youth knows who sugar daddies are, we call them the same The translation of the entire list is -toxic girl -a child of cactuses -curly girl friend -Ukrainian propagandist -eco-friendly -my heart beats faster for people who play the guitar -I need my own diabetic father This doesn't sound that serious, does it?

1point

IttyBittyPrettyKitty 4 years ago

lol

0points

#47

Sir, Do You Know How Wrong Numbers Work

Final score:

269points

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Rowlie 5 years ago

right number, wrong person- solved it

104points

Rebel 3 years ago

what if it was the wrong number, but the right person?

3points

Adam C 5 years ago

"so why are you reading my texts? back off B"

6points

Stimpy 5 years ago

That IS obviously the correct number. You are just the wrong person, duh...

3points

Mikhail Malakhanov 5 years ago

isn't anyone else bothered by the darkness of the photo? what about a flash? can't read a schedule like this

2points

Marnie 5 years ago

Best wrong number I ever got was a text with a photo. I clearly older gent well dressed in a nice sweater was sitting in a chair on the porch. The photo was if him from waist down, and texted along with it "Nice feet!" calling his own feet nice. They looked ordinary (in shoes) to me. I have never even been able to guess what that was about. I texted back and told him it was a wrong number.

1point

María Hermida 5 years ago

I had a similar conversation once, with a woman who told me somebody's cousin had died. It went on for 10 minutes until I had to block her in whatsapp because she couldn't understand she had the wrong number. It was paranormal.

1point

C.S. 5 years ago

then you need to give your phone to the person I'm looking for!

1point

Dino Wecke 5 years ago

🤣🏆👌🏼

0points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

Been there, done that (:

0points

backatya 5 years ago

not only are you a copy cat but your grammar has not evolved

0points

SeidWolf 5 years ago

Oh i see they got you too..

0points

#48

How Stupid Soap Opera Can Be

Final score:

269points

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Tracey Hirt 5 years ago

Well, I feel stupid! All this time, I’ve been using my pulse oximeter on my finger!

196points

Stimpy 5 years ago

Thanks. I actually needed that info to get this...

13points

Robertson Shinnick 4 years ago

“Pulse oximeter”, eh? Thanks. I never knew what they were called. I’ve just been calling it the “E.T. glowfinger thing”. No wonder my healthcare practitioners have looked puzzled when I raise my glowing finger and say, “E.T. phone home!” (I’m not making that up. Does that earn me a place on this list?) LOL

3points

Rafal Balcerzak 4 years ago

...and I never tried EKG sensors on my face. Worth try.

1point

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

I thought it was a high-tech roach clip!

1point

Bettye McKee 5 years ago

But you have to admit, it makes a dandy nose clip.

0points

Francis 5 years ago

The longer i look the less it makes sense :D

18points

Nadine Khazaka 5 years ago

He's also got well ventilated ears and a his heart in his cheeks I guess?

16points

Hans 5 years ago

The nose-o-meter keeps track of booger size.

15points

Rowlie 5 years ago

I'm afraid he might not make it

10points

David Herz 5 years ago

I think he did not and this is the aftermath in prankster heaven. Or hell...

1point

Thinairgal 5 years ago

Low budget outcome. "Should we get a consultant in on the hospital scene?". " Nah, just stick a bunch of s**t on him, nobody will notice"

8points

Lily Lu 5 years ago

Nurse here. I have not tried this, but it might actually work, we put the oximeter on the earlobe sometimes if the hands and feet are too cold for a good signal. You just need flesh thin enough to shine a light through.

8points

K.Kobayashi 5 years ago

Also there are wristwatches with built-in pulse ox. Now, measuring heart rhythm using electrodes on the face, that might be more problematic.

4points

K.Kobayashi 5 years ago (edited)

It's not just the pulse oximeter. Those are EKG electrodes that should be on his chest (and possibly arms/legs). And I don't even know what those tubes on his ears are (IV?).

7points

May-Lin Martinsen 5 years ago

I think they're oxygen masks of some sort?

3points

Christophe Beunens 5 years ago

I love the idea that he gets oxygen through his ears... Or are this his gills ...

7points

Maya Bélanger 5 years ago

Are those rubber bands on his head??!

5points

Tessa Thompson 5 years ago

No. I suspect they're attached to the 'ear oxygenators'. *snickers* When the 'ear oxygenators' are used correctly, the bands would go around...whatever body part they're supposed to go around, which is not the forehead.

5points

#49

Me Neither

Final score:

269points

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yxkb 5 years ago

She is rebel, that's why. She makes her own labels! ;)

174points

Thalia Lovering 5 years ago

A label rebel? She is a lebel!

9points

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

Definitely living on the edge!

2points

Rebel 3 years ago

What the f**k she isn't me, besides I'm a boy idiot

0points

Abigail Johnson 4 years ago

REBEL AGAINST LABELS!

0points

starhunter64 5 years ago

no, she's just estranged

0points

Tim Bostick 5 years ago

She probably accidentally filled them wrong and didn't want to bother finding a third jar to transplant them.

14points

Dynein 5 years ago

Also, if the pots aren't glazed on the inside (wouldn't use them for that purpose then, but that's just me), there's a chance it absorbs some of the scent if you don't notice your mistake for some time... and then you have the decision between coffee -flavored tea, not using them for some time so the smell can evaporate, or... correcting the labels and calling it a day.

8points

Sara 5 years ago

.... maybe they weren't bought at the same time...?

8points

2WheelTravlr 5 years ago

There would be one (semi) logical reason for this, if the coffee was placed in the tea container by accident initially, if it stayed in there awhile it would be nearly impossible to remove the coffee essence. After that, the container would continue to give all the tea stored there a weird coffee taste. So - switch the names and keep the tea tasting like tea.

5points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

Is she wearing a T-shirt saying "Dad"?

5points

Celtic Pirate Queen 5 years ago

Because it's easier than emptying out all the coffee and washing the canister?

4points

Patrick Shore 5 years ago

she poured coffee into tea pot..so, instead off.....

4points

backatya 5 years ago

Hmm then she either can't read or the labels don't work...

0points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

Sometimes people just want to see the world burn .)

3points

Blackheart 5 years ago

Her house, her jars.

2points

Lydia Interiano Dalton 5 years ago

she probly put the tea in the coffee one and coffee in the tea one and realized after she did it but just didn't wanna change it back, so really, just lazy not dumb.

1point

#50

"Romanians Should Have Yt On English Because Yes, That's Why"

Final score:

103points

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Palestinian warrior 5 years ago

I don't care about the circumstances, no one should EVER use the r-word

45points

Rohan Moran 5 years ago

Didn't realize Palestine hated Romania so much

32points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago (edited)

I'm going to be downvoted into oblivion, but... Idiot and moron were also clinical terms for developmentally disabled people until these terms fell out of favor. Now they are used as insults for people who do stupid s**t. R****d is the same. I won't call a developmentally disabled person r******d, but you bet I'm going to say it to my friend who put a sparkler in his butt and lit it.

24points

Musicon HaidaGwaii 5 years ago

I'm r******d and I'll say so if I want to.

10points

Ian Milne 5 years ago

Why? The definition and context of words are forever evolving and changing. People generally use the word “r****d” to describe someone they feel is acting stupid. The word “gay” used to mean happy, now it’s used to describe someone who is attracted to the same sex. No one in the medical field would use the word to describe someone with learning difficulties, autism, Asperger’s syndrome, and nor would the person themselves. If you think it’s appropriate to describe someone with any of the aforementioned conditions as “r******d”, then you’re the one who is using the term offensively. Words change and evolve, move along please.

8points

Monday 5 years ago

But..r******d means slow....A plant's growth is r******d by lack of sunlight....it's not a bad word.

3points

Sander Vermeer 5 years ago

More serious: Than you are actively promoting censorship. Feeling offended is not a means to eradicate words from a language, since that is highly personal by virtue. Some can be offended by something, while others are fine with it. Who are you to say what's allowed and what not?

3points

Katinka Min 5 years ago

I kind of agree but I also think that we stopped using the word 'r******d' for mentally challenged people for so many years, even decades, by now, that we can actualyl use it as an insult.

2points

Thalia Lovering 5 years ago

They probably don't know it's that bad. I live in Greece and Greeks have no idea how horrible it is to use it.

2points

Something 5 years ago

What about the words "idiot" and "moron", which have almost exactly the same origin?

2points

SCP-096 4 years ago

I´m autistic, and I don´t give two flying f***s when people say retarded, I sometimes call myself retarded. And also that guy was pretty f*****g retarded.

1point

SCP-096 4 years ago

I'm autistic, i don't f*****g care if somebody calls me a retard. In fact, i kinda agree with them.

0points

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0points

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0points

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Jo Choto 5 years ago

Yeah, why are you a different nationality from me? It's just not acceptable. SMH.

3points

Kate 5 years ago

Apparently, it’s illegal to use the word “r****d” on the internet.🤷‍♀️

3points

Aly The Pansexual 5 years ago

This war zone of a comment section though..

1point

KittyComics 5 years ago

"why are you r******d?" lol

1point

Caroline Seguin 5 years ago

why are you retarded LOL

0points

Mari 5 years ago

I'm a Romanian. I relate to this...it's so ugh

0points

TheWitchNaru 5 years ago

Bwahahahaha

0points

Isabella Vega 5 years ago

That last question is the best

0points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

What is yt?

0points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

Normally YouTube most commonly.

0points

#52

"I Thought This Was Common Sense"

Final score:

101points

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Lauren Caswell 5 years ago

Didn't u read the pamphlet you got with your tinfoil hat?

131points

Amanita Virosa 5 years ago

Your comment is even better than that tweet. Laughing out loud at work.

13points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

5G-idiots explained in less than 50 words.

8points

Daria Z 5 years ago

Wow 😳🙄🤦‍♀️

5points

John Montgomery 5 years ago

My sentiments exactly.

0points

N S 5 years ago

I bet the milage was at 80085 miles and he was just a bit embarrassed about it.

3points

Troux 5 years ago

I think this guy has an exhaust leak...

2points

Chris Wade 5 years ago

No, it isn't. Especially in a '96 Toyota.

2points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

There's not enough tinfoil in the world to protect you from people like that lol

1point

Jo Choto 5 years ago

I am impressed by the level of fantastic imagination required to think up this s**t.

1point

Thinairgal 5 years ago

Go back to your bunker. Please.

1point

Monika Rhodes 5 years ago

Wow- that's a new one for me regarding 5G Possibly more stupid than it causing covid lol

1point

#53

Few Biology Classes Would Help

Final score:

99points

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Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

This is why sex ed instead of "abstinence only" would be a good idea. Also why Americans need to stop demonizing sex. Its a perfectly normal biological function

100points

TheHerplover 5 years ago

Exactly! Just not when it's put on TV.

7points

Mimi777 5 years ago

Many Americans lose their s**t if they see a woman pop out her breast to feed her child.

2points

SeidWolf 5 years ago

Blasphemor!! Acknowledging anything as "natural" is a sin!! Like breathing... (acerbic sarcasm)

1point

Monday Fuss 5 years ago

TBH I'm grossed out that's why i dont have kids. hope i dont sound idiotic.

1point

Ciel Pike 4 years ago

yes YES YES!!! Exactly!!

0points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

Technically you can still have kids without having intercourse, it’s called IVF and the turkey baster method.

17points

earringnut 5 years ago

Adoption, foster care, or naming each of your stuffed animals...

27points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

The turkey baster would still rupture the hymen. So I guess it depends on how you define virginity.

2points

Suki K 4 years ago

Or... adoption?

0points

Truth Monster 5 years ago

There are quite a few people I wish would remain virgins forever and avoid having kids.

5points

Alice White 5 years ago

Jane thé Virgin is not a after-school special!

3points

Kate S 5 years ago

Let me know how that works out for you

2points

Stimpy 5 years ago

That was most probably meant as a joke

2points

Flare 5 years ago

*insert facepalming meme*

1point

J-Yogi-Temp-Mom 5 years ago

good. i agree you should stay a virgin. I think that is what is best for everyone.

1point

Patrick Shore 5 years ago

faithful...faithful !

1point

Stille20 5 years ago

This sounds like a joke

1point

#54

If Only Someone Had Thought Of That

Final score:

94points

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Scagsy 5 years ago

If only there was a way to stop these people from breeding. They owe it to the gene pool.

35points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

Maybe jumps a generation.

0points

Something 5 years ago

Sarcasm doesn't exist.

0points

#55

Vaccines = Tide Pods

Final score:

94points

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Me_thecrazycatlady 5 years ago

Likely the person that posted that shares more than 80% of their DNA with banana peels.

66points

Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

They're first cousins with a banana peel.

6points

Pensive 5 years ago (edited)

The point is, don't eat vaccines.

13points

I Just Changed My Name 5 years ago

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Esca Sav 5 years ago

Remember kids, we are cucumbers with anxiety

4points

Something 5 years ago

Don't tell her about dihydrogen monoxide.

3points

Seabeast 5 years ago

A guy once told me that a certain food was just a few molecules off from petroleum. So I pointed out that life on earth is carbon based, that petroleum is made from dead carbon based life forms, and that foodstuffs are made from currently living carbon based life forms. So of course this food was just a few molecules off. Blew his mind, he walked away and never said another word.

3points

Evan D 5 years ago

Yeah and there is literally CYANIDE in most of our food, anti-vaxxers are idiots

1point

geometric_dolphin 4 years ago

also i mean it used to be a trend to eat tide pods so why isn't it a trend to get vaccines?

0points

Henry Cheves 5 years ago

50%.

0points

Charlie Meehan 5 years ago

What about the other 7000 ingredients in vaccines

0points

TheWitchNaru 5 years ago

Banana man

0points

#56

It Will Never Happen Again I Guess

Final score:

92points

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Scagsy 5 years ago

Bless his excitement tho

59points

CORLEONE 5 years ago

what he was trying to write is 02/02/2020 20:20:20 LOL

2points

Dilly Millandry 5 years ago

But he wrote it on 6 Jan.

1point

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 5 years ago

Can't wait to be at the 20th day of the 20th month of 2020 to see it happen for real at 20:20:20.

1point

Lizz Lor 5 years ago

Today's evening...so tonight?

-1point

Csaba Hegedűs 5 years ago

Anyway, is this something to be super excited about?

-2points

#57

Throwback To When The White House Secretary Posted His Password Publicly 2 Days In A Row

Final score:

90points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

He wasn’t blessed with many brain cells though.

43points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

But he wasn't at the back of the class. Time for a review of the other geniuses employed by the BigBrainInChief.

4points

Fernleaf6505 5 years ago

INFILTRATION!! THERE HAS BEEN A HACKER DETECTED!! INFILTRATION!!

6points

Daria B 5 years ago

You are joking, but we actually do receive such inquiries in customer's service for our games. Things like "Help me, my account got hacked! My ID is blablabla and my password is blablabla" Yep, we totally see how you got hacked.

5points

Isabella Vega 5 years ago

And how did he make it to the White House?

2points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

He fits right in

0points

MrTree1779 5 years ago

Both are a better password than most people's. At least his passwords make no sense, and aren't a favorite pet or his birthday.

2points

Daria B 5 years ago

Reminds me of that time I accidentally sent my password in the biggest group chat of our company, but the messenger had me with Korean keyboard and it looked like an insult. My innocent geeky nerdy password..... ^^" (anyway, it happened because we used to use a very invasive messenger that had so many people send questionable messages to the official company's chatroom)

2points

SanchaTheSeeker 5 years ago

How do you-

2points

Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

I heard that Rudy Giuliani (the prez's attorney and a self-styled security expert) has butt-dialed people repeatedly. I'm glad Sean Spicer got out of there, I was worried for his mental health toward the end there.

1point

C.S. 5 years ago

Trump always hires the best people!! Like that child molester for his campaign in Oklahoma!

1point

Jo Choto 5 years ago

Stick to hiding in the bushes.

1point

Dave P 5 years ago

According to Snopes this is not true.

1point

Jon S. 5 years ago (edited)

Well, it says Spicer denied the random tweets were passwords and raised the possibility they might have been random button mashes in his pocket instead (not quite the same as 'untrue') https://www.snopes.com/news/2017/01/26/sean-spicer-twitter-his-password/

2points

#58

Tried To Hang A Curtain Over My Front Door, But Didn’t Realize What I Did Until I Stepped Back

Final score:

86points

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Tracey Hirt 5 years ago

I am not proud of how long it took me to realize what the problem was.

102points

Lizzie Ellen 5 years ago

Don't worry Tracey. Some people still can't!

9points

Iapetos 5 years ago

Don't be ashamed... I had to look twice too.

5points

Esca Sav 5 years ago

I had to scroll down to double check that it wasn't just me taking my sweet time noticing..

3points

Noez 🇸🇪 5 years ago

You're not alone, it took me a good 5-6 seconds 😂😂

3points

Dawn Thomas-Cameron 5 years ago

The curtain's too short. Duh!

3points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Thanks for posting a follow-up! Did you manage to sort it in the end?

2points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

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0points

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

Putting the "D'oh!" in DIY

3points

Csaba Hegedűs 5 years ago

And the door opens to the inside so...

3points

xiaomiao 5 years ago

I'm more bothered by it also being several inches too short.

3points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

Covid. Just stay home. Forever.

2points

Thomas Turnbull 5 years ago

You need to have higher thoughts

0points

That_comment 5 years ago

Whoops!😯

0points

Jo Johannsen 5 years ago

Duh, first thing I checked was which way the door opened. Now facepalming over self.

0points

Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

How on earth did they get this far without noticing? They must've been really preoccupied.

0points

Just another bot 5 years ago

Should've stopped when checking the length of the curtain, before even considering hanging it up

0points

#59

Voldemort Was An Aborted Fetus Guys

Final score:

86points

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Eliška Hůlková 5 years ago

I would abort this one immediately.

83points

Monty Is Fiennes 5 years ago

OHHHH P*ssing myself Hahahahah...

10points

Computernaut 5 years ago

This probably explains why pro-life groups are so unsuccessful.

6points

Iapetos 5 years ago

Well, just be thankful it isn't a picture of a real baby carcass.

4points

Stille20 5 years ago

Not sure why people are down voting this. That would be pretty disturbing to look at. Like not from an anti abortion standpoint ... it just would be.

6points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Ffs

4points

Fernleaf6505 5 years ago

yeah read Harry Potter y'all

3points

TheHerplover 5 years ago

For this you have to watch it

7points

TheWitchNaru 5 years ago

Sigh

2points

Paige 5 years ago

😂I’m dying laughing 😂

2points

Deziree Mccullough 4 years ago

is this true

1point

Layla Corman 5 years ago

Just laying there all sad and self soothing with its BIG A*S FEET! Smdh! People believe anything they see!

1point

#60

Your Address, Mark

Final score:

85points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Good job he’s not speaking to a cop. He’s just given the game away.

32points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Big Marco pissed himself after reading this exchange.

2points

Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

...fo shizzle...

1point

#61

Wearing Glasses Defines Your Sexuality

Final score:

84points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

He’s too good for you.

40points

Palestinian warrior 5 years ago

What is wrong with people

8points

Animal lover❤ 5 years ago

Hey! Don't discriminate! Guys without glasses can be gay too lol

6points

Seabeast 5 years ago

Well, maybe she isn't all that attractive and *that* is why she doesn't want men to see very clearly.

6points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

So I've been gay since I was 14? Why have I never found another man attractive in 19 years? What the hell is wrong with me?

3points

earringnut 5 years ago

Lasik

2points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

Sorry for my ignorance but if you are not attracted to men then how are you gay? I don’t understand.

1point

Ola Polowczyk 5 years ago

It's just a phase

1point

Thinairgal 5 years ago

Probably for the best for him not to see. Or hear. Or really, not to be aware of you at all.

2points

Allyssa Kline 4 years ago

so you're not allowed to see if you're a man

0points

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago

fellas, 'tis indeed gay to observe the world

0points

#62

Just Awkward

Final score:

83points

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Libbie Miller 5 years ago

I honestly laughed a little too hard at this!

54points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

"This complete stranger just said he loves me. I can't ignore it, and asking him why he's in love with me would make me look stupid. I'll have to say I love him, too. It's the safest, most logical response."

9points

Esca Sav 5 years ago

It's the most logical when you're panicking or have anxiety, this is prime human interaction right here

1point

FÛŁŁ_ÊFFÊČT 5 years ago

Why would it be rude if u didn't say I love you back? It's weirder if you do LOL

4points

Thomas Turnbull 5 years ago

I did a similar thing on a bus when mobile phones where first used. Got a really weird look.

1point

Ms.GB 5 years ago

I may be tempted to answer back the next time I hear someone loudly talking on their device in public.

1point

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

And right so. Well done, Langdon.

0points

Just another bot 5 years ago

That's beautiful haha

0points

ewadora 5 years ago

And I love this one:)

0points

MRS FLASHMAN 5 years ago

I loved this, lol!

0points

Phi 5 years ago

Awwww

0points

#63

Actually, That's Exactly What You Voted For

Final score:

82points

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Christophe Beunens 5 years ago

When a hard Brexit comes, they can even go to the embassy to get a Visa, before entering Europe. That should reduce the queues at the immigration

45points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

They deserve to have to get a visa.

8points

Troux 5 years ago

I can't believe the Netherlands didn't adjust its staff and policies to account for Brexit! Someone should set up some kind of organized agreement between countries that forces them to cooperate on matters like trade and travel! /s

10points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago

Oh I see you '/s' it. Good one.

2points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

It’s exactly what you voted for. Goodbye freedom of movement and short queues.

7points

Lucas 5 years ago

The majority voted for - there is a sane minority.

6points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

Reap the whirlwind.. .

5points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

As an American, I don't really have a dog in this race, but it seems to me the majority of those who voted for Brexit didn't really understand what they were voting for. Correct me if I'm wrong.

3points

Dilly Millandry 5 years ago

You are right. Though sadly it's still an argument where they insist that they did know and just call anyone who wanted to stay in the EU a remoaner in the hope that being insulted will make people stop trying to get them to face facts. Facts are that no-one could say what the UK would like like post brexit - the information simply didn't exist. What did exist were lies about more money for the NHS and how damaging immigrants are alongside not knowing what sovereignty we had. What people who wanted to remain could say for certain is what the benefits of staying were because we were already getting them. For more info - https://www.shoutoutuk.org/2019/11/01/top-8-brexit-lies-debunked/

2points

Blackheart 5 years ago

Brexit, that one time when the US thought the UK was crazy

2points

Lucas 5 years ago

They weren't wrong either. Trouble is that there are more people of average intelligence (obviously) and average isn't that smart. This is the downside to democracy - everyone gets a say but not everyone understands what it is that they are having a say in. In this instance the implications were really unclear anyway - but not enough people realised that. They even fell for the 'Get Brexit Done' b******t earlier this year even though it was just the start of the process and not remotely anywhere near the end of it.

2points

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

Britain: WE WANT OUT.________EU: OK, stay out. _________Britain: HEY! That's not fair!

2points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

I wonder what kind of Brexit they were expecting?

2points

Dilly Millandry 5 years ago

Oodles of money suddenly appearing, no immigrants ever again, sovereignty (because they didn't understand what that meant and what we already had) and freedom from men in grey suits making decisions in a different country because that must be bad. Then they didn't want the men in grey suits making decisions in our own parliament despite that being the sovereignty they were asking for. Oh, and blue passports again. For some reason that seemed to matter to some people. 🙄 Voting Leave is associated with older age, white ethnicity, low educational attainment, infrequent use of smartphones and the internet, receiving benefits, adverse health and low life satisfaction. They aren't happy and so wanted none of the rest of us to be happy either.

3points

Adam Hart-Dyke 5 years ago

I pray to god this was a s**t post about the stupidity of Brexit

0points

Dawn Thomas-Cameron 5 years ago

Hey, those people are not social distancing.

-1point

María Hermida 5 years ago

It's a pre-covid photo

1point

#64

Okay, 1 Star Then

Final score:

81points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

That’s a you problem.

59points

Daria B 5 years ago

This is more common than it should be, sadly.....

8points

earringnut 5 years ago

Devil's advocate here. Maybe they had a reasonable amount of space on their tablet. Maybe the app is just insanely large.

5points

Stille20 5 years ago

Yea, I had a game that kept downloading new content. I deleted it and place a bad review because it was a good game but took up too much space.

1point

kevin 5 years ago

That may be true but their comment doesn't say anything about the app size

0points

Esca Sav 5 years ago

Yeah, rather than stupid I think the point is the app is too large. There are amazing apps out there, but let's be honest... the size poses a problem a lot of times...

0points

Thinairgal 5 years ago

Good point, earringnut.

0points

Robert Thornburrow 5 years ago

The ones that download an app that clearly explains what it does in the descripion and screenshots, then gives you a 1 star review because it doesn't do the one specific thing they want it to do. Or the ones give you a 1 star review because of some small issue, which you then go and fix specifically for them, and the don't update their review. Not that I'm bitter about it or anything!

2points

Pensive 5 years ago

There's a patch for that! Here's a virus to wipe your hard drive. Plenty of storage now!

2points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

Yes, i got you. I often don't like some produts because i have not enough money tô buy then. I would give them 1 star too.

1point

C.S. 5 years ago

I give you star because I'm an idiot!

1point

Evan D 5 years ago

I have seen people who give bad reviews because they were not logged into the same account on two devices so they would have to but the game on another account, but they thought it was the games fault because they were logged into the gmail on both devices.

0points

somnomania 5 years ago

this is in the same category as the people who answer questions on amazon with "sorry, don't know!"

0points

That_comment 5 years ago

Thats a big brainanswer

0points

#65

To Do Math

Final score:

81points

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Scagsy 5 years ago

Assuming that you factor the time machine they will

61points

Csaba Hegedűs 5 years ago

He must know time machine will be invented in 2100, so you can go to 3000 then?

8points

Rogue Panda 5 years ago

I've been to the year 3000. Not much has changed, but they live under water.

3points

fubukifangirl 5 years ago

That sounds cool.

0points

Paige 5 years ago

I actually thought that was tru for a second 😂😂🤦‍♀️

2points

it's me again 5 years ago

I hate that new math

1point

Layla Corman 5 years ago

And I thought I was bad at math. 🤦🏼‍♀️

1point

Caroline Seguin 5 years ago

Wow, that's 3rd grade addition. Sad

0points

Sophia Graubart 5 years ago

For years as a child I honestly believed I would most likely see the year 3000

0points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

Oh good lord...

0points

That_comment 5 years ago

How to math!

0points

dev mehta 5 years ago

2020+80=3000. Yes indeed

0points

#66

Maybe He Should Hire Someone For That

Final score:

80points

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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

No one can speak for the president. Only Donald can speak for the president and he's got words, big words, tremendous big words and number, big numbers, tremendous big numbers. And no one has bigger numbers than he does, And he understands them, those tremendous numbers. Because he has friends, good friends, good close friends that asked him how he knew so much numbers. And words, also, words, No one has ever known so much about words as he does.

182points

Lauren Caswell 5 years ago

His genius is so stably summed up by your perfect sentence. I've never seen such a good sentence. In fact people have come up to me congratulating me on this sentence you made just now lol I can't keep going it's too fun

38points

Zachary Goldstein 5 years ago

this needs more upvotes

4points

Henry Cheves 5 years ago

He is the geniusest of geniusy geniuseses. There is no geniusy geniusier than the big geniusy Trump. OH MY GAWD I CANT CONTINUE HOW DID YOU DO THAT I HAD TO STOP

3points

Cathy Cee 5 years ago

you forgot the bigly words...

3points

suramura 5 years ago

covfefe...

1point

suramura 5 years ago

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0points

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago

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0points

Shannon Peace 5 years ago

Lolol

0points

Layla Corman 5 years ago

You are literally amazing!

0points

SeidWolf 5 years ago

OMG yes... This!

0points

Honey 5 years ago

LOL best response ever.

0points

Vicky Zar 5 years ago

Every time I see his given name, I have to think of a certain duck...

0points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

This 😆😆

0points

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago

for y'all https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2019/12/23/president-trump-lashes-out-an-old-enemy-windmills/

0points

dev mehta 5 years ago

Only Donald Duck can speak for the President

0points

ruthenium the ruther 5 years ago

He's the only one that is able to save our potatoes. Not his spokesman. Only him.

0points

Fernleaf6505 5 years ago

maybe...

0points

#67

A Woody Is A Woody I Guess

Final score:

80points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Why would you want a Woody Allan anything. 🤢

35points

Steve Richardson 5 years ago

It would give you a clue how to spell his name.

7points

Royakuss 5 years ago

Dude confused Allen for Harrelson. I don't think he actually knows how crummy Allen is.

2points

Jon S. 5 years ago

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-1point

Stille20 5 years ago

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Katrin P. 5 years ago

Personally I think Woody Harrolsen is even better

9points

Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

the names Bond. Jimmy Bond

3points

Pensive 5 years ago (edited)

You're my favourite deputy! 🤠

2points

Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

Give it a decade. Then..Ebay!

1point

Eliška Hůlková 5 years ago

At least this book is a complete unicate.

0points

Fernleaf6505 5 years ago

"Without feathers getting even side effects"

-1point

#68

He Did Do It, Technically

Final score:

80points

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Omar Pearson 5 years ago

*FACEPALM*

26points

Stille20 5 years ago

LOL! the response.. Bruh

5points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Eve didn't need to eat the forbidden fruit after all. The serpent should have told Adam he had his friend's phone, and God would have kicked his a*s all over the globe.

3points

Phi 5 years ago

Wow, just wow

2points

Adam Hart-Dyke 5 years ago

I literally did this. Found a phone in a park. Police said there was no point handing it in. The phone rang and showed a number. Couldn't unlock the phone to answer it, but the number showed on the lock screen. I called the number and explained that I'd found the phone and was trying to return it. 20 minutes later I got a call from the mother of the girl the phone belonged to. I drove to he address they gave me and returned the phone to the parents who gave me £5 and thanked me for the trouble I'd gone to returning their daughter's phone. Happy ending and the fiver covered my petrol for the journey. Then I got lost on the way home in a torrential storm so bad I couldn't see the road signs... 🤣

0points

Hafida 5 years ago

Well he did what he asked ;-)

0points

#69

Stupidius Maximus

Final score:

79points

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Hubertus Touché 5 years ago

And wadda ya know??!?! It got dark when I turned off the lights... damn'

61points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

One time i used a pencil to write and came words out of The pencil.

9points

Fernleaf6505 5 years ago

yup. helpful indeed

5points

Monday Fuss 5 years ago

"2 ppl found this helpful"

3points

Squirrelflightisawesome 5 years ago

Woah. I NeVeR kNeW ThAt

2points

Blackheart 5 years ago

Perhaps Amazon should review its review policy

2points

Deziree Mccullough 4 years ago

but he fact that people found it helpful the dumbfucks

1point

Mari 5 years ago

I love the part where it says "2 people found this helpful" I have no hope *facepalm*

1point

Tina Scogin 5 years ago

I don't know what's sadder, the review, or that 2 other people found it helpful. Sigh. Humans.

1point

somnomania 5 years ago

the two people who found this helpful are concerning

0points

That_comment 5 years ago

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#70

We Have Ourselves A Genius

Final score:

77points

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Iapetos 5 years ago

Whoever owns a microwave should know what not to do with it.

43points

Seabeast 5 years ago

Strangely, my range hood microwave actually came with a metal rack and pan that you can supposedly put in it for multilevel cooking. I've never been brave enough to try it.

6points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

I've been an observant microwave user for my entire life. About 10 years ago in a state of extreme stress i did put a metal mixing bowl in there. It was only on for about 5 seconds before I realized what I had done and no damage was done. It happens to all of us, though anyone who does it deliberately without realizing what the consequences will be is a moron.

4points

Kisses4Katie 5 years ago

Ha, but then they put them in every house in America nearly. I wonder how we don't have more problems with microwaves.

2points

Swathi Hunter 5 years ago

If you want to make the coin big again put it in the macrowave for 2 mins

6points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

Also, if you have an iphone that doesn't have a headphone jack, you can just drill your own. Also, if you want ear pods, you can just cut the wires off. Also...

4points

Monty Is Fiennes 5 years ago

Whoa boy!!

1point

Scagsy 5 years ago

Also, they've taken the word 'gullible' out of the dictionary

1point

phantom buni 5 years ago

Yeah, pretty sure this is nitric acid, but please don’t do it until you’re absolutely sure

0points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

Bless my husband. They don’t have a microwave in his home in the country he’s from. He thought he could put aluminum foil in the microwave.

0points

#71

“Read A Book”

Final score:

77points

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Cassie 5 years ago

My kids and I once received a lengthy lecture from an old man in a doctor's office waiting room about how kids are always "playing on devices" and "never read books anymore". The device we each had was a Kindle and we were all literally reading books.

44points

María Hermida 5 years ago

I have always wondered why people put up with lectures from total strangers. Honestly, I have no patience for this kind of s**t from anybody. I'd tell them to f-off after the third word. Why don't people learn to live and let live?

6points

Thinairgal 5 years ago

Why, oh why are idiots so fond of giving advice?

11points

Stille20 5 years ago

This is just people being rude....well also ignorant that they follow her on twitter and don't know she is an author.

3points

Seabeast 5 years ago

Some books are just trash. A phone game has to be better for your brain than anything in the "Twilight" series.

2points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

I'd hate to think how miserable that man on the subway life's must be, to go through his day that angry. Take a breath before you unleash your frustration out on a complete stranger. You never know their story. I read novels that were two inches thick when I was in grammar school but a medical condition has taken away my ability to concentrate and with it my ability to focus on reading longer than a few minutes at a time. It was like losing my best friend.

1point

Aria 5 years ago

I love books

0points

Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago

Honestly, thinking you're better than everyone else because you prefer reading to technology is some serious stupidity on its own.

0points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

I’ve never heard of either person.

0points

Erica Kendrick 5 years ago

Celeste wrote a hugely popular novel

0points

#72

Well, Obviously, You Have To Have Blue Eyes For It To Work

Final score:

77points

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Palestinian warrior 5 years ago (edited)

Why would someone actually do this?

68points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Same reason some people believed Trump when he said to drink bleach to kill Covid-19 germs; they're dummies.

13points

Dilly Millandry 5 years ago

Thick...

10points

Jaded Queen 5 years ago

Coz there parents decided against abortion. It's natural selection dude. It's the inevitability of existence

0points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Also, that "lemon" is a lime.

8points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

I read about all the things you could do to change your eye color. Honey is another one. But my really small understanding of science tells me not to put things like honey and fruit juice in my eye, because I like being able to see.

4points

Monday Fuss 5 years ago

Or red.

2points

Mama Panda 5 years ago

This made me laugh way too hard!

2points

Ashley Harrold 5 years ago

First: why would anyone believe that. Second: that's a lime

1point

Bruno Duarte 5 years ago

They meant the lemon..

1point

Ice cube 5 years ago

THATS NOT A LEMON

1point

Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago

It turned red.

0points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

Who would actually do this?

0points

#73

A Guy At My Wife's Job Still Thinks That His New Plant Is A Cactus. It's Actually A Pickle That Is Replaced By A New One Each 2 Days

It's been like that for 2 weeks now

Starskins Report

Final score:

77points

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hobbitly 5 years ago

funny but also a bit of a waste tbh

44points

Monday 5 years ago

Not if they use the old pickle as fertilizer

4points

Hubertus Touché 5 years ago

Pickle Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!!!!!

4points

Mama Panda 5 years ago

That is just as bad as my hubby telling my son (when he was 8 years old) to plant a toothpick so he could get a toothpick tree and get all the toothpicks he wanted

3points

Fernleaf6505 5 years ago

2 weeks lol

2points

Ms.GB 5 years ago

I have to know how the pickle saga ended...does anybody know?

1point

Seabeast 5 years ago

There is a succulent called Senecio stapeliiformis that does look a lot like a dill pickle.

1point

Charlotte A. 5 years ago

because we all know cacti smell like pickles?

1point

Isabella Vega 5 years ago

The poor pickle

0points

#74

Thinking That Everyone In Chernobyl Is Called Conrad

Final score:

76points

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Vanta Black 5 years ago

"Greetings, Conrad!" "Good to see you, Conrad!" "Have you spoken to our Conrad lately?" "Shh! Our mutual Conrad must not be mentioned in such a public setting! No Conrads here! Except the two of us Conrads, obviously!"

25points

Thomas Turnbull 5 years ago

Bit of Monty Python there me thinks, with everyone in Australia being called Bruce.

2points

Stille20 5 years ago

LOL! I could see someone making this mistake.

7points

Blackheart 5 years ago

Me too, if they were like 9 years old.

-1point

MrTree1779 5 years ago

To be fair, he was actually watching "Churn Noble", the story of Conrad the Buttermaker.

4points

Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

0points

María Hermida 5 years ago

Hahahaha! People are... I don't know... That reminds me of a friend of mine some years ago, when we had an "invasion" of Mormons in my city, and she told me one day: "Mormons are to really weird. All of them are called Elder".

1point

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

But why do they all speak English in Ukraine? Did the language barrier cause the accident?

1point

Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

...товарищ...

1point

Janet Huggins 5 years ago

That's an easy mistake if you're hard of hearing. I frequently have to ask my kids to translate because I heard something wrong.

0points

Janet Huggins 5 years ago

Being hard of hearing, I completely understand. I sometimes have to ask my kids to translate something that doesn't make sense because I heard it wrong.

0points

Linda HS 5 years ago

Had a dull day...until now...can't stop laughing...

0points

#75

I Can't Show You Proof Vaccines Are Dangerous Because The Government Controls The Internet

Final score:

76points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

How convenient.

38points

David Martin 5 years ago

Someone started on the anti-vax subject with me once; I said the real problem out there is seatbelts. Sure, they save a lot of children's lives, but THEY SAY they can also cause autism, and I'd never take a risk like that with a child. He told me "Well, that's just stupid"

8points

Stille20 5 years ago

I'm not in anyway an anti vaxxer, but there have been vaccines that have gone wrong. She should have been able to find something. Early vaccines killed a bunch of children due to contamination. https://www.washingtonpost.com/history/2020/04/14/cutter-polio-vaccine-paralyzed-children-coronavirus/

4points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

That is the nature of conspiracy theories. The inability to prove the theory correct is part of the conspiracy.

3points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Yes, they deleted it so I'm not able to prove my idiot conspiracy theories.

1point

Thomas Turnbull 5 years ago

Which government, we need to be told (is it Russia or China or even North Korea

0points

Iapetos 5 years ago

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

Unfortunately the farther into religion my husband gets (not what I signed up for, btw) the more anti-vaxxer, trump supporting, 5G scared he gets. Yeah, it is real fun around here.

6points

#76

Do You Have Stupid?

Final score:

75points

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Scagsy 5 years ago

OMG and what were your final thoughts?

35points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

And how did it feel when the chemicals killed you?

6points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

And is Hell as bad as it's made up to be?

3points

Cat Nip Gal 5 years ago

:Thank you for freeing me," perhaps...

1point

Thisleton Woodrow Amadeus Tunt 5 years ago

Oh good god, they live among us

3points

Stille20 5 years ago

Sounds like a dark and stupid joke

1point

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

I love an optimist.

0points

Aly The Pansexual 5 years ago

They might be referring to people that got let out after having there last meal. It happens.

0points

Eric Lafleur 5 years ago

Idiot: What do you think went through the pilot's head when his plane crashed? -Err, the dash board?

0points

kevin 5 years ago

It kinda would be an interesting question though

0points

Edo Alva 5 years ago

Afterlife ain't got internet mate.

0points

Animal lover❤ 5 years ago

I hope that guy is joking

0points

Monday Fuss 5 years ago

Let me just find a grave...and then lemme see...

0points

ewadora 5 years ago

again, didn't get it for a few minutes

0points

#77

America Is The Reason You Have Cars. Nope

Final score:

75points

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Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago

The reason I have a car is that I like to drive to places.

42points

K.Kobayashi 5 years ago

The reason I have a car is that I purchased one.

4points

Podunkus 5 years ago

Incorrect. Benjamin Orr, Ric Ocasek, Greg Hawkes, David Robinson and Elliot Easton are the reason we have The Cars. A897D8CE-C...1-jpeg.jpg

10points

Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

OK, good one.

0points

Seabeast 5 years ago

Look up "Bertha Benz". She is the reason we have cars. Her husband was just about ready to give up on the whole horseless carriage thing.

6points

lara 5 years ago

Benz built the "first car". They were all "hand made." Ford introduced the assembly line, that is why there is mass production of automobiles, which made it cheaper and more people could own a car.

2points

Edo Alva 5 years ago

Americans barely invented anything. Except racism.

1point

Kim Bush 5 years ago

Oh give it a rest already

0points

RoseTheMad 5 years ago

Actually, that'd be France in the 1700's. Look up Nicolas-Joseph Cugnot and "fardier à vapeur" it was an automobile powered by steam.

1point

Vicky Zar 5 years ago

Yeah it was... but then you could go back until the invention of the wheel.

2points

Iapetos 5 years ago

... and Austria. And don't forget all the countries you get your oil from.

1point

N S 5 years ago

Jawohl

0points

Monday Fuss 5 years ago

HA!

0points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

These days, it's more Japan.

0points

#78

Vehicular Social Distancing

Final score:

73points

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Nadine Khazaka 5 years ago

A quaint little Austrian picture story.

46points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Until you learn that car belonged to Josef Fritzl.

2points

Rowlie 5 years ago

Was I driving too fast, officer?

5points

Daria Z 5 years ago

This would make a good comic strip :)

4points

Blackheart 5 years ago

This somehow reminds me of Mr Bean

3points

Kate S 5 years ago

What could possibly go wrong...???

3points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Good job he didn’t pass another vehicle of cyclist.

2points

ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

Austria....

2points

Swathi Hunter 5 years ago

That's a carchopper

1point

Kim St 5 years ago

wow you mean he made it home

0points

Coleen 5 years ago

Everything was going fine until he turned the corner and pulled into his garage.

0points

#79

Blind People Can’t Draw

Final score:

72points

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earringnut 5 years ago

I knew a blind woman who loved to paint. She hadn't gone blind until later in life. As long as someone told her which color was which she was happy as a clam.

46points

Dilly Millandry 5 years ago

Yep - that and not all blind people are what is called 'black blind' meaning that all they see is nothing. Some still retain a small amount of vision - there are degrees between that and partially sighted.

18points

Blackheart 5 years ago

Blind people make art all the time, two and three dimensional. Blind legally refers to a pretty wide range, it does not necessarily mean you cannot see at all.

1point

Iapetos 5 years ago

For someone born blind, wouldn't it be hard anyway to create something that can only be seen?

1point

Catlady6000 5 years ago

Depends on the medium and what they're making my moms nursing home has a monthly ceramics glass, there are 2 blind ladies in it. One because she just likes to squish the clay. The other has actually made some nice pieces

2points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

The blind can see more than an idiot can understand

0points

K.Kobayashi 5 years ago

I don't get it - the original statement seems to be correct. There are lots of ways a blind person can create or experience a 2-dimensional drawing, but a blind person wouldn't understand what it means to project a 3-D shape onto a 2-D representation.

0points

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#80

"Ghost Baby" In Son's Crib

So last night I was positive there was a ghost baby in the bed with my son. I was so freaked out, I barely slept. I even tried creeping in there with a flashlight while my son was sleeping. Well, this morning I go to investigate a bit further. It turns out my husband just forgot to put the mattress protector on when he changed the sheets. I could kill him.

Final score:

71points

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Izzy_ 5 years ago

That's pretty creepy!

41points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Quick! Get the blender!

16points

earringnut 5 years ago

To be honest I don't believe in ghosts but in the middle of the night and right after horror movies I'm a bit more open minded.

13points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

You thought there was a ghost and you left the baby in there with it?

9points

N S 5 years ago

...didn't bother telling her hubby either

0points

Stille20 5 years ago

That looks like a label that should have some off or be on the other side.

3points

N S 5 years ago

In America, they pay high prices for second hand things in their original packaging

0points

GirlFriday Premium 5 years ago

OK - That is funny.

2points

Jaded Queen 5 years ago

God, parents today. If they actually thought there was something sinister there shouldn't they have ran to their son's aid. Or she just being sarcastic. If not, god please don't have kids

1point

Just another bot 5 years ago

That's not stupid, just an optical illusion. Imagination did the rest lol

1point

Molly Block 5 years ago

I remember when this made the national news, hahaha

1point

TS Rhodes 5 years ago

I don't think this is dumb at all!

1point

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Creepy!

1point

#81

Verizon Coverage Map

Final score:

70points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

She’s a Trump, what do you expect?

48points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Someone a bit more like Mary Trump.

0points

Dave P 5 years ago

Fake story. This was a 2016 county political voting and party control map. Not a Verizon map. Fake, fake, fake https://www.snopes.com/news/2019/10/02/donald-trump-impeach-this-map/

6points

Troux 5 years ago

This is NOT a Verizon coverage map. It's a county-by-county voting map. (https://www.snopes.com/news/2019/10/02/donald-trump-impeach-this-map/). Use a little sense: would Verizon be blue, and therefore be ignoring the vast majority of the country? Or would Verizon be red, and therefore missing the most populated areas? Neither makes sense.

4points

C.S. 5 years ago

Funny thing, is that most of America is liberal. The actual votes prove it. But you have republicans committing gerrymandering, voter suppression (seen most recently in Kentucky), and the use of a severally outdated electoral college. Conservatives are a dying breed trying to claw their way back to the fore front.

2points

Les🐝an 5 years ago

Even though this is a real map it isn't showing the full story, what with all the voter suppression that goes on :(

2points

Tracy 5 years ago

Regardless of what kind of map it is, she clearly doesn't know what the word "impeachment" means.

2points

K.Kobayashi 5 years ago

No, it's not actually the verizon map. It is a slightly inaccurate (and highly misleading) election map. https://www.snopes.com/news/2019/10/02/donald-trump-impeach-this-map/

1point

Thomas Turnbull 5 years ago

Shame the comments spoilt a good joke

0points

Computernaut 5 years ago

People (regardless of political standing) will always take photos out of context.

0points

#82

The Look On His Face Is Priceless

Final score:

69points

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Rob Chapman 5 years ago

Why am I not surprised they misspelled "losing"

72points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago

It's not misspelled it's just 'Murican. Learn the difference between English and 'Murican. No red-blooded, patriotic, freeDOOM loving 'Murican will be caught speaking English. /s

8points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

What is it with Americans and their conspiracy theories and unparalleled mistrust of governments?

7points

earringnut 5 years ago

It's the "I don't want to so there must be a smart and morally superior reason why I shouldn't have to." argument.

5points

heidi holmes 5 years ago

Have you seen our government lately? Can you honestly blame us for not trusting them? Most of the government is so corrupt that they can't even get on the same page in a time of crisis! And sadly this all happened long before Obama or Trump, people want to blame the president who is in power for four to eight years and is only able to sign laws into action after they have passed the House, Congress and Senate yet fail to realize that most laws that aren't passed don't even make it to his desk to be signed or vetoed. It is the governors that keep getting reelected with no checks or balances that are the forefront of this corruption and until "We the People" realize this fact nothing will change regardless of who is in the White House!

2points

Vicky Zar 5 years ago

Well, what do you expect of a government where only rich people can be in.

0points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

It goes hand in hand with religion. All religious people are not conspiracy theorists but all conspiracy theorists are religious. And right wing.

0points

Fernleaf6505 5 years ago

i lost my freedom of proper English... look at "loosing"

4points

Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago

I wear a mask and it hasn't impacted my ability to speak at all.

2points

Blackheart 5 years ago

There were people in the 1918 pandemic who did not want to wear masks either. Wonder how that whole thing turned out?

1point

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

He missed a digression on his "human wrights".

1point

Something 5 years ago

Maybe it symbolizes having freedom of religion, since the right to cover one's face was being denied in some places to those whose religion requires it.

1point

Linda HS 5 years ago

So many misspellings...hurts my brain🤦‍♀️

0points

C.S. 5 years ago

Like how a confederate flag is literally the symbol for losers?

0points

Ms.GB 5 years ago

Obviously not if you can still write stupid s**t on your windshield.

0points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

Windshield? I won't question your intelligence, but I don't think that's the windshield, unless they intend to drive backward. And even then.....

0points

#83

Experts Bad

Final score:

68points

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Vanta Black 5 years ago

"Based on my experitise, I do not."

6points

Thinairgal 5 years ago

When knowledge is a disqualifier. So scary.

1point

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

Never take cooking advice from cooks. They've got an agenda, like feeding you.

3points

Jodie Johnson 5 years ago

The stupid is strong among the anti-vaxers.

0points

C.S. 5 years ago

Proving the idiots won't get it if they're already having a hard time with the difference between someone who is an EXPERT and someone who is MANUFACTURER/PRODUCER.

0points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

I would just reverse the question back at them. That always shuts down idiots

0points

#84

My Wife Said Measure The Door, I Told Her All Doors Are The Same Size

Final score:

68points

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Tracey Hirt 5 years ago

My boss has a sign in his office that says, “When in doubt, do it the way your wife told you to the first time.”

124points

ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

a wise man....

21points

earringnut 5 years ago

Either you'll find out she's right or you'll be able to pass the buck.

5points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

A still-married man...

2points

JessG 5 years ago

I was looking at this picture thinking the door was just cracked open a bit, and I didn't get it...optical illusion a bit...or, it's just me

8points

Laugh Fan 5 years ago

Actually if you look at the top of the door it isn't lined up with the architrave and so, yes, it is cracked open a wee bit. It's not enough to explain the gap but it's also not surprising you were thrown off a little. 😀

6points

Nadine Khazaka 5 years ago

How loud was the "I told you so"?

7points

Laugh or not 5 years ago

The wife is going to hold this over His head for the rest of his life. Their great-grand-children at the 8th will learn about it.

3points

Isabella Vega 5 years ago

maybe it shrunk in the wash?

2points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

True story... My brother in law measured my mother's door frames so when he built his house his doors would be bigger than hers

1point

J-Yogi-Temp-Mom 5 years ago

I believe strongly that your wife is likely, always right.

1point

Blackheart 5 years ago

You sir, will NEVER hear the end of this.

0points

lara 5 years ago

This is the ultimate reason that men get married. Pay attention guys, you might just learn something.

0points

Stimpy 5 years ago

You were wrong

0points

#85

He Exposed Himself

Final score:

66points

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Fernleaf6505 5 years ago

maybe... the SUN is flat

58points

LOttawa 5 years ago

Oh please don't give anyone new "ideas"... 😂

11points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

Dont be silly, everybody knows that only The Earth is flat. Soon you gonna tell me that even in The night The Sun is hot, or worst, that 5G didnt caused corona. Don't you dare.

4points

Ununya Mallyick 5 years ago

The flat sun society

4points

lol idk 3 years ago

*Sigh* We lost another one to the Flat Sunners.

1point

Nixxy 4 years ago

Don’t give them anymore ideas!

1point

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago (edited)

Nope, that's a UFO. But the FBI made you say that it's a ceiling light. /S

2points

Colleen 5 years ago

What is this was posted with a caption 'Proof aliens Exist'...hmmm?

1point

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

They figured it out. Not stupid.

1point

Toni Carroll 5 years ago

ooooh UFO

0points

Blackheart 5 years ago

UFO!

0points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

That's what the aliens made you think.

0points

Thisleton Woodrow Amadeus Tunt 5 years ago

...well done

0points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

No it’s a ufo 🛸

0points

#86

Those Canadians

Final score:

65points

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Palestinian warrior 5 years ago (edited)

Oh Canadians 🤦🤦

24points

LOttawa 5 years ago

Sorry 😔

10points

Animal lover❤ 5 years ago

I hope they're kidding too, then I can stop facepalming every time I see this

1point

Monday Fuss 5 years ago

Right how dumb can you be? SHEESH

1point

Seabeast 5 years ago

Gee, it can't possibly have to do with all the Titanic victims buried in a Halifax cemetary...

1point

Eric Lafleur 5 years ago

Another American that thinks chocolate milk comes from brown cows...

0points

Eric Lafleur 5 years ago

Must be one of those Americans that think chocolate milk comes from brown cows...

0points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

Please tell me this is fake

0points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Well it was a book first... sort of...

0points

Jon S. 5 years ago

Are you referencing 'Wreck of the Titan'?

0points

#87

She Thought She Was Getting A Deal

Final score:

63points

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Rowlie 5 years ago

"not for climbing" note makes sense now

45points

Dilly Millandry 5 years ago

Customer would probably use that carabiner to go climbing...

12points

Computernaut 5 years ago

Why do I feel like airpods make people stupid?

2points

Phil Vaive 5 years ago

Just think - every product warning label or "does not contain..." is there for a very specific reason

2points

Olivier Burez 5 years ago

I got fooled by this when buying bathing suits :'(

2points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

0points

SanchaTheSeeker 5 years ago

Do people not read the front when they buy stuff?

1point

Vicky Zar 5 years ago

Nope. And certainly not the back!

1point

Thenatural 5 years ago

I'm sorry but am I looking at a lanyard attached to the AirPods??? Jesus H f*****g Christ!!!

1point

Sk8_boy 5 years ago

THEe one thats inthestrap aisnot n airpod

0points

Erica Kendrick 5 years ago

It even says Airpods not included. What more clues did she need?

0points

Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago

Is there a warning, "Not to be taken internally"? Seems like some people might need that. Also, "Do not hammer any part of this product into your eyes."

0points

#88

Just Realized My Soap Wasn’t Working Because It’s Literally A Block Of Cheese

Final score:

63points

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earringnut 5 years ago

How does one physically make this mistake? At what point does one accidentally swap soap with cheese?

59points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

Pranksters abound

8points

Spring Fisk 5 years ago

later on in the post she took a picture of her actual block of soap and they actually look quite similar.

6points

Mimi777 5 years ago

I brought home some free samples of mini handmade soap bars and my husband took a couple bites out of ones before he realized they tasted weird. They were in the bathroom by the sink. Why would it be candy or chocolate.

1point

JuJu 5 years ago

Tequila

1point

Bruno Duarte 5 years ago

The art of pranking...

1point

Jodie Johnson 5 years ago

Yes, so many questions.

0points

CORLEONE 5 years ago

you ate the soap yesterday with bread and tomato hahahaa

2points

Rowlie 5 years ago

but.. the scent alone should have been a hint

1point

Evan D 5 years ago

Just puts soap on a pizza

0points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

That explains some of the people I pass by in the grocery store...

0points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

Your soap smells like cheese ?

0points

Pug Pug 5 years ago

That poor cheese

0points

Blackheart 5 years ago

How hard is that cheese?

0points

Peter Kelly 5 years ago

I wondered why my sandwiches tasted a little odd...

0points

Isabella Vega 5 years ago

Rub it all over your hands and dishes to make sure

0points

#89

Male Or Female

Final score:

63points

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Hubertus Touché 5 years ago

Like her stepfather?!?

8points

H01y pr1m3 p0t@t0s 3 years ago

I almost up voted but im fairly certain that this is transphobic

2points

Bisexual_And_Confused 4 years ago

she is a WOMAN, be respectful

2points

blugeagua 4 years ago

SHE is a woman. Be more respectful of trans people.

2points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

Probably the reason they felt why it had to be made perfectly clear lol

2points

PurpleDoople 3 years ago

Step mother

1point

More! 5 years ago

That’s what I was thinking

0points

Tim Douglass 5 years ago

The word "girl" originally meant a child of either sex, so a few hundred years ago this was a sensible and accurate statement.

3points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

Now i'm sure Kim is very happy to became aunt insted of uncle of the female girl.

2points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

As opposed to a Material Girl?

2points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

or Three Imaginary Boys.

1point

StealTheFruit 5 years ago

Cissexism at it again

1point

Dave P 5 years ago

well male and female are biological sexes, girl and boy and gender identifiers, so technically in today's PC environment with identification this is correct.

1point

Ian Milne 5 years ago

Really!? Are you suggesting that the baby has stated that they gender identify as a girl? Any sane person would only need to state the biological sex for a newborn baby. PC is irrelevant in this case, there is literally nobody who thinks a new born baby would identify as a different gender to their biological sex.

2points

Edo Alva 5 years ago

Well there's Justin Bieber...

0points

CORLEONE 5 years ago

wow I thought she gave birth to a Female Boy hahahahahaaaaaaaa

0points

Iapetos 5 years ago

Sorry for being so personal, but how can anyone look so ugly?

0points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

Filters. Make any human look like a plastic weirdo, if liberally applied.

2points

earringnut 5 years ago

Like her Stepmom.

-2points

#90

Oh No

Final score:

63points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago (edited)

But why place them where customers can access them?

20points

Dilly Millandry 5 years ago

Maybe customers were allowed to add them to their own coffee.

19points

Jules Caldwell 5 years ago

Probably so that the public could access them...?? 🤦‍♀️

6points

Edo Alva 5 years ago

I can't tell if you're joking or really asking...

2points

Jodie Johnson 5 years ago

Um, so they can use them.

1point

K.Kobayashi 5 years ago

It may be an office kitchen rather than a cafe or restaurant.

1point

Adrienne Early 5 years ago

Pre-covid there was several "ice cream bars" that allowed you to add your own syrups and toppings. This could be a similar place. Though, post-covid I can't imagine going to a place that l like that...

0points

María Hermida 5 years ago

Maybe is an office, and that's for the employees

0points

Isabella R.W. 5 years ago

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hobbitly 5 years ago

Hahaha How many times do you think people made that mistake before they put that sign up?

4points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

Hopefully only once per person (hopefully lol)

0points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Hey! If I want my hands to smell of Classic Hazelnut, my hands will damn well smell of Classic Hazelnut!

3points

Jodie Johnson 5 years ago

Sticky!!!!!!

2points

Justin Seagull 5 years ago

The way it's packaged is very confusing.

0points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

Might be a good idea to put them out of reach.

0points

Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

..'Murica....

-2points

#91

How Is This Even Possible

Final score:

62points

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Melissa Hill 5 years ago

Naw, this is fake.

23points

Esca Sav 5 years ago

Normally I would agree with you, but my university is across the street from two others. We look like one university, but in reality three different campuses (everything is compact in the city)

18points

Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

I have witnessed this. I taught at a community college with 3 campuses in the district. The first two years in which we opened up registration across the colleges, I encountered a dozen or so students, on the first day of each term, walking around campus 2 (where I taught) looking for a class on campus 1 (or rarely, campus 3). Being the first classroom by the entrance of our building, they often walked in and asked, even interrupting the session. Most took the news well, but a few would yell at me, blaming me for their inability to read the schedule correctly. -Dr M, retired professor

7points

Stille20 5 years ago

...um, that doesn't sound like the kid's fault.

1point

Scagsy 5 years ago

I may be wrong but my faith in the future is fading fast

1point

Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago

I think I almost did this on my first day of middle school. Probably would've repeated the mistake had there been more than one high school in my area.

0points

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

It's a freshman. It's probable.

0points

GirlFriday Premium 5 years ago

I get this. There is a university in Indianapolis that has three campuses and more than one school shares on campus, so yeah, I could see this happening.

0points

Isabella Vega 5 years ago

The poor freshman

0points

#92

Ah Yes, This Will Help The Blind

Final score:

62points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

I bet those players wouldn’t enjoy being felt up all the time.

32points

Erica Kendrick 5 years ago

Which wouldn't help as the printing doesn't even look raised

2points

Layla Corman 5 years ago

Maybe it's the thought that counts? (Idk...I'm just trying to justify this so hard!)

2points

lara 5 years ago

Things I don't understand include Braille on drive up windows at the bank.

2points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

And it's printed all messed up and too close together to the point where you can't read it regardless.

2points

martin734 5 years ago

And for those who can't read Braille, the player with number 3 on his shirt is called Mullins.

2points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

Who thought this was a good idea, and who approved it? I hate to think how much those uniforms cost.

0points

PaulV 5 years ago

It's for 3D TV, people! ;-)

0points

#93

CB At Wally World Thinks They Deserve A Discount Because The Kayak Got Wet

Final score:

61points

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Ivo H 5 years ago

Well, if the kayak was there for a longer period of time, the sun, wind and other things could have damage it enough to put it in sale. And maybe the conversation wasn't so "stupid" after all. I can imagine him asking how much is it and after he found out it's too expensive, he could just ask if there is any sale for the displayed one.

14points

Blackheart 5 years ago

Especially in the southern regions of the country

2points

KT 5 years ago

This is a bit harsh of a judgement, often floor displays are given with a sale discount because they are older/weathered and some damage can occur.

4points

SanchaTheSeeker 5 years ago

Some may not want items that were on display, but asking for a discount like that isn't right - go find one that isn't on display or just don't buy it smh

1point

Fernleaf6505 5 years ago

as if

1point

Kim Bush 5 years ago

Her profile name says it all. Weathering, faded graphics, etc., are all examples of why a display model would no longer be bringing top dollar.

0points

earringnut 5 years ago

Dumb m**********r like a fox...

0points

Scagsy 5 years ago

An outdoor retailer near me had a clearance sale for water damaged stock. No lie.

-2points

Scagsy 5 years ago

They have since gone into administration.

-1point

#94

“Please Stop Using It”

Final score:

61points

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Vanta Black 5 years ago

"I am whatever you say I am, if I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news, every day I am... I don't know it's just the way I am..." - Eminam... er, Eminem...

32points

Ciel Pike 4 years ago

This is fantastic ( especially that end joke )

2points

Jo Johannsen 5 years ago

Am you kidding? I are not finding this believable.

1point

Thisleton Woodrow Amadeus Tunt 5 years ago

Give me strength

1point

Erica Kendrick 5 years ago

But... they used "am" in the explanation of "I'm" (or "i'm" in their dumb way). So if it doesn't exist, how can they use it? Does not compute

0points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

So it's much better for everyone to use "imma"? There's too much slang and it's "dumbing down" of the English language has already done enough damage.

0points

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

I am what I am And what I am needs no excuses

0points

Blackheart 5 years ago

I yam what I yam -Popeye the sailor man

0points

Colin Allcars 5 years ago

When I actually think about it, I can't actually find many uses for 'am' in the english language O_O

-2points

David Martin 5 years ago

I am finding that hard to believe

3points

#95

This Is Stupid

Final score:

60points

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John Montgomery 5 years ago

He had to be recast. He was an absolute dictator to work with.

43points

Henry Cheves 5 years ago

He was recast as Trump.

1point

CatWoman312 5 years ago

Lmao

0points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Luckily Taika Waititi stepped up.

0points

ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

Well, Hitler was in WWI and WWII, so .....

2points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

I don't know which is scarier, this post, or the comments under it.

1point

JuJu 5 years ago

We practice Necromancy in Germany

1point

Admiral_Turtle 5 years ago

I thought Hitler didn't exist in 1914. How did WW1 start?

1point

Thisleton Woodrow Amadeus Tunt 5 years ago

Oh no

1point

lol idk 3 years ago

he just respawned.

0points

DC 5 years ago

He didn't even play much of a role in WW1, they say...

0points

Pablo Simmo 5 years ago

Hitler had a child

-2points

lol idk 3 years ago

incorrect

0points

#96

Geography Is Not His Strongest Side

Final score:

60points

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Fernleaf6505 5 years ago

Continental problems

38points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

There are loads of contients; B, C, D, F, G, H, J, K, L, M, N, P, Q, R, S, T, V, W, X, Y (sometimes debated), and Z. If you don't know that, you're probably old and inconsonant.

-1point

Monday Fuss 5 years ago

Aussie's a country and continent.

2points

Shelley DuVal 5 years ago

and an island

0points

Caroline Seguin 5 years ago

wow, that's insane

0points

kevin 5 years ago

I'm surprised they knew all of the continents

0points

Bleeding Rose 5 years ago

Got several things wrong *face smack*

0points

Jodie Johnson 5 years ago

Did Trump tweet this?

0points

Ian Milne 5 years ago

I’m pretty sure this is a joke/troll. I’ve seen several variations of this

0points

Milena Radeva 5 years ago

Agree. If they know all the names of the continents, they are not that much lacking in geography.

0points

Annemarie Mattheyse 5 years ago

Where to even start...

0points

Thisleton Woodrow Amadeus Tunt 5 years ago

This has got to be a joke. You can't be that stupid and have lived past the age of 17

0points

Hubertus Touché 5 years ago

Geology on the other hand...

0points

#97

It’s Not A Real Fire

Final score:

60points

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Troux 5 years ago

The look on his face is amazing. To be fair..it's still manufacturing a TV and using electricity just to be wall art.

14points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

It's a television studio, they probably use the video wall for a multitude of things.

4points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Tv's run on electricity. Electricity is generated in power plants burning coal or natural gas.

2points

Scagsy 5 years ago

Or wind, solar, nuclear?

2points

Bill 5 years ago

Manufacturing the tv is a bigger problem for the enviroment

2points

That_comment 5 years ago

And the electricity used

0points

Madzdad the bard 5 years ago

Ah, my hometown TV news. Kyle has a great sense of humor.

0points

#98

Sometimes You Wonder

Final score:

58points

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Chris Wade 5 years ago

You can't possibly be this stupid... The effort of covering the car aside, you would be painting the calipers, brake pads, disks and everything. That can't possibly be/look good.

21points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

Not even that. Just take the RIMS off.

0points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

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Dilly Millandry 5 years ago

They might be alloys and not hubcaps. Can't quite tell on my small screen... Still dumb af.

6points

#99

Fool Me Once

Final score:

58points

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Emma Knappe 5 years ago

He did him dirty lmaooooo

17points

blugeagua 4 years ago

They had female names and female avatars though......

0points

xiaomiao 5 years ago

Technically I think they are at least food safe, and since it's paper in small amounts and not the foil you are eating, it probably won't hurt to eat it..

4points

SirPatTheCat 5 years ago

Bruh just look it up...

1point

Fernleaf6505 5 years ago

wait is that Yoongi

1point

Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago

I used to enjoy a type of candy that was in a disc of styrofoam-like material, and I'd eat the styrofoam..

0points

#100

Nailed It

Final score:

58points

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Jayne Kyra 5 years ago

Rather unprofessional of the supervisor to just ask for a person instead of doing any kind of introduction. "Hello, this is X with Y company. Have I reached Z?"

79points

Just another bot 5 years ago

Agreed. Also, a call is more appropriate than texting

7points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago

If I get a text or call from an unknown number asking if it's me? I might probably act same way or won't reply at all. Then again there are other factors that goes into deciding if I will answer or no. One of those reasons is if I am expecting a call or text. If it's not pre-agreed upon that I will receive a communication from other party, my first thought at the unknown number would be 'Ok Scammer be gone'.

7points

hobbitly 5 years ago

Ouch... haha

6points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

I wonder if she liked the taste of her foot...

1point

Pensive 5 years ago

Everybody gangsta till...

1point

Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

If a text was sent for a job interview...I wouldn't work there. Call me.

0points

More! 5 years ago

Dominique wouldn’t have been much fun to work with anyway

-1point

blugeagua 4 years ago

We have no idea what they are like at all. And its stupid to assume based on a simple text.

0points

#101

You Can’t Make It Up

Final score:

57points

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papski 5 years ago

contrary to popular belief (and EU propaganda), "Europe" and "The EU" are not one and the same...

21points

Ian Milne 5 years ago

Yeah, but the vast majority of countries that expats go to are in the EU, such as Spain or France. There are very few that choose to move to Norway, Switzerland, etc. So I think it’s a fair assumption. Also what propaganda have the EU proffered that states the EU and Europe are the same thing? I’ve yet to see any.

15points

Maren Gärtner 5 years ago

I don't get the joke. There are some European countries that are not part of the EU.

5points

Jon S. 5 years ago

But generally we will refer to them by name. When a person in Britain says 'Europe' 9 times out of 10 they mean the European union, just like when people say 'america' they almost always mean the united states of america.

3points

YoyoSthlm 5 years ago

Uuuum they're still in Europe...

1point

Rosie Hamilton 5 years ago

The type of person who says this will never have considered themselves part of Europe in any way - it's just what they are like. 😣

2points

#102

Umm That’s Not How Percentages Work

Final score:

57points

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Troux 5 years ago

I suddenly have a craving for red gummy worms.

28points

Ms.GB 5 years ago

Moldy hot dogs

3points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Obviously you add the two together. The remaining 69% of men (shut up, perverts) and 35% of women are inconsequential, possibly even imaginary.

5points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Who downvoted this? It's sarcasm, fool.

2points

Rare Wubbox 5 years ago

People in my class would make the percentage mistake.

1point

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

"No, you're double-counting the bisexuals so it's about 94%". Just add cream to the confusion cake.

1point

Eric Lafleur 5 years ago

At least he can add...

0points

Henry Cheves 5 years ago

48%

0points

Thomas Turnbull 5 years ago

The 31% is all the men the 65% is all the women you do not add them together.

0points

Jason Doakes 5 years ago

Yeah, geology is hard

0points

CORLEONE 5 years ago

each sex has their own percentage. wake up people.

0points

Thisleton Woodrow Amadeus Tunt 5 years ago

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.... LIKE AT ALL

0points

#103

He Didn't Want His Xbox To Get A Virus

Final score:

56points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Or maybe he didn’t want to play with someone who coughs into a microphone as it’s damn annoying.

39points

Pensive 5 years ago

Social distancing!

1point

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

Computer viruses!

1point

#104

There's Some Dumb People In This World

Final score:

56points

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Sander Vermeer 5 years ago

Run for the hills

33points

Shelley DuVal 5 years ago

Right behind you!

1point

Pensive 5 years ago

And Piaget spins in his grave.

5points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

My brain hurts

3points

Jon S. 5 years ago

There is a weird convention in ingredient labelling that things have to be measured in certain states. For instance if you took 100g of ground beef, dehydrated it so it only weighed 60g then mixed with 20g of a few other things to make sausages. Technically you have 100g of beef in an 80g sausage pack, which occasionally translates into labels saying "this sausage contains 125% beef!" I have no idea how this would translate to sugar though, as you cannot dehydrate it, but there may be some other processes involved.

2points

Jodie Johnson 5 years ago

Where do you work so I can avoid the products!!

1point

Jo Johannsen 5 years ago

Wherever you work, they don't deserve you.

0points

Blackheart 5 years ago

This person, should never cook

0points

Just another bot 5 years ago

You're in the wrong company

0points

Ben Steinberg 5 years ago

Conservation of mass...

0points

#105

Math Be Hard

Final score:

55points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Billionaires only exist by not paying people properly and by not giving their staff decent working conditions.

56points

Pug Pug 5 years ago

Thats how they became billionaires, by f*****g people over

6points

Computernaut 5 years ago

Contrary to popular belief, it is possible to become rich without being a terrible person.

3points

Blackheart 5 years ago

Some one sounds biased.

2points

sabocat 5 years ago

The truth!

1point

Thomas Turnbull 5 years ago

You would probably not have a job without a few of these billionaires

0points

Dave P 5 years ago

aside from bad math here, which shows a failing in mathematics education, I hope people realize there is a difference between "assets" and "liquid assets aka Cash". This is why we need to teach basic economics in school. Most of the super rich have their money in stock values and other non liquid asests, it is part of their net worth, but actual cash. For regular people, I know a family that in 1973 bought a house for 35k, because of the neighborhood today their 3 bedroom house is worth 1.3 million. If you go by assets they are millionaires, if you actually go by what they have, they are living off of middle class pensions. People need to understand the difference between non-liquid and liquid assets. We need to mandate basic economics in school.

13points

Catlady6000 5 years ago

And include things like how to read a credit card agreement, balance a checkbook, do at least basic taxes, the importance of reading and understanding financial agreements, the importance of credit scores, etc. All of these are things I had to learn the hard way. Our Basic economics class was all about stocks and bonds,which I have never had to use

4points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

FFS, no one needs billions of dollars let alone trillions. That is just ridiculous.

9points

earringnut 5 years ago

At a certain point it just turns into a video game about trying to get the highest score.

10points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

Jeff Bezos is no one to me. I don't shop at Amazon. He don't impress me much.

2points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

Can we all agree he’s a greedy POS?

2points

lara 5 years ago

Why? How much do you think is too much money?

-2points

Phil Vaive 5 years ago

Ok, while the math is very wrong, the sentiment is spot on. Nobody needs that much money!

2points

lara 5 years ago

How much do you think is too much? What should be the max, in your opinion, that anyone is "allowed" to have?

0points

Dave 5 years ago

My question is how? Because to get that amount of money, you have to take it from somebody else. However, it helps not to pay taxes.

2points

GirlFriday Premium 5 years ago

He pays taxes. Municipalities offer tax incentives to bring Amazon warehouses and thousands of jobs to the area, but Amazon and Bezos are paying their taxes.

0points

Daria Z 5 years ago

Eh 🤨🤔

2points

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

The point of this post is that if he has 7.5 billion dollars, if he gave each person a billion dollars he could give seven and a half people a billion dollars.

1point

lara 5 years ago

A trillion is a thousand billion: 1,000,000.000,000. 7,500,000,000 is 7.5 billion. Everyone in the world would get 13.33 bucks. NOT a billion. Because a billion dollars times 7.5 billion is 7.5e+18 or 750,000,000,000,000,000,000. Math seems to pretty much not be taught anywhere, right?

1point

lara 5 years ago

Dropped a 3, my bad.

0points

#106

Jeez, NASA Just Take A Picture

Final score:

55points

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Scagsy 5 years ago

I'd like a picture of an alien as well if you're taking requests NASA

31points

Blackheart 5 years ago

I would like a photo of the intelligent life on Earth.

3points

Dilly Millandry 5 years ago

See photo of any dog.

1point

Thomas Turnbull 5 years ago

You used a globe in your post may a discus would haven better

1point

Jo Choto 5 years ago

Because we've never seen any of the thousands of image and videos from space...

1point

John Montgomery 5 years ago

Or maybe some video. Perhaps we could even get a cable channels in a few markets.

1point

Kim Bush 5 years ago

Holy c**p people are getting scary stupid

0points

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

How did Americans get so stupid. Yes, I'm an American. There is no standardized education, some institutions are allowed to teach pure nonsense like that drivel.

0points

KT 5 years ago

It really is scary how many morons there are in the world

0points

#107

Yesterday, I Asked My Coworker To Send Me A Description Of The Investors I’ll Be Meeting Today. This Is What He Sent Me

Final score:

55points

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lol idk 3 years ago

I don't see what wilvander did wrong? it was a joke...

3points

B 🇺🇦🇨🇦 3 years ago

I don’t get what they did wrong either, it made me chuckle…..everyone go upvote Wilvander!

1point

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

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Scagsy 5 years ago

Good one. You win. lol

2points

Blackheart 5 years ago

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#108

Without A

Final score:

55points

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Vanta Black 5 years ago

Without a

31points

SirPatTheCat 5 years ago

Without a a what

5points

eimipet 5 years ago

Without a what

4points

Rare Wubbox 5 years ago

ct

1point

John L 5 years ago

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

5points

Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago

OK, I would totally be one of these folks to ask, 'without a what?' and not figure it out until a day later.

3points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

It's the "There's no I in Team" crowd (as if there's an Us or We in there, while there's a Me as well as an Eat Me if you're willing to recycle).

2points

Dawn Thomas-Cameron 5 years ago

without an 'a'

2points

JeffC 5 years ago

Who's on first?

1point

Alex_cat lover 4 years ago

Took me a sec 😂

0points

Bird Mom 5 years ago

should be, without AN a.

0points

TheWitchNaru 5 years ago

Without an "a".

0points

Blackheart 5 years ago

Who's on first?

0points

#109

The First Ingredient Is Honey, So It Probably Mostly Is

Final score:

54points

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ThreeOfAKind 5 years ago

To be honest most of those ingredients are edible anyway

37points

Dynein 5 years ago

Strictly speaking yes, but... olive oil in tea?! *hurk*

7points

Phil Vaive 5 years ago

Yeah if I give you a mixture of like, milk, honey, water, and arsenic, you still shouldn't eat it cause "most" of the ingredients are safe.

5points

Hans 5 years ago

Yet such packaging is strongly misleading. Children easily poison themselves this way.

5points

earringnut 5 years ago

Most

4points

E Menendez 5 years ago

But you really shouldn't eat too much castor oil and aloe can cause miscarriage due to the affect it has on smooth muscles (same reason it works to relieve constipation)

1point

Tomek Sztuk 5 years ago

All except optiphen (which is nontoxic preservative) are edible, so not much harm done, but in my opinion it should just say "hair conditioner" on front label...

0points

Patrick Keedy Brown 5 years ago

MOST!?!?!?

0points

Jo Johannsen 5 years ago

"most" ....?

0points

SanchaTheSeeker 5 years ago

r/crappydesign

5points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

They didn't notice the odd taste? Though in fairness Honey is the largest word and maybe they don't wear glasses regularly

5points

John Montgomery 5 years ago

Yeah the honey is the biggest word. It took me far too long to realize it was what she said it was. In fact if someone didn't see the "leave in" part, I could see them not realizing it. More a bad package than bad parents.

4points

miniarmour 42 5 years ago

I honestly can't say anything. I would do that... It looks so much like honey

3points

Krysta Pandoo 5 years ago

Aww, I feel for them. This one could confuse someone. The packaging does look like normal honey.

1point

Christophe Beunens 5 years ago

but it is a lot cheaper than honey

1point

Hafida 5 years ago

What, 21,90 for that....? Must be made with some gold or what

0points

Thomas Turnbull 5 years ago

The price is high if that dollars

0points

ispeak catanese 5 years ago

The castor oil keeps them regular

0points

#110

Because Math

Final score:

54points

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Nela Rothenbach 5 years ago

Oh my....someone take a screenshot of some of the comments here and add it to the list

48points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

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1point

Cathy Homan 5 years ago

Omg really 50% of 12 is 6. 12+6=18

26points

Robert Thornburrow 5 years ago

Ah, but the 12oz one is only 33% less than the 18oz one.

8points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

Not sure how you got downvoted. Oh wait, no, I know. "Think how stupid the average person is. Now by the definition of average, half are even more stupid than that."

7points

C.S. 5 years ago

Um, because 50% of 12 is 6. So if you take 12 and add 50% you're adding 6+12=18. So....This is where america is with math.

7points

Nicola Roberts 5 years ago

I wonder what they thought the answer should be?

3points

K.Kobayashi 5 years ago

36 oz, probably.

1point

kevin 5 years ago

Its obviously 62 oz... duh

0points

eimipet 5 years ago

Maybe 62? (12 + 50)

0points

CORLEONE 5 years ago

Math class for you too... the list is almost full only from this post with 161 pictures LOL

0points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

I mean, it just is.

0points

ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

Maths....

0points

Charles Lafage 5 years ago

What's wrong is that the label says "brown" yet the mustard is obviously yellow.

-1point

Andrea Attard 5 years ago

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Ana Este 5 years ago

It is not misleading, it is exactly what they are saying, and the correct way of calculating a percentage. What people understand is their own mistake, not the brand's.

21points

#111

Hello Georgie

Final score:

54points

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Vanta Black 5 years ago

"Yes. I'm going to college to get a degree in Pennywise."

36points

Ian Milne 5 years ago

Pretty sure that’s a joke?

1point

MrTree1779 5 years ago

No, like the Cousin. Cousin It. I'm going to be a hairdresser.

1point

Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago

And I'm out here being a clown without a degree.

0points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

Mine is Failure, he's under the command of General Ignorance. I'm just a Private. I'm Private Browsing.

0points

Stille20 5 years ago

that just sounds like a good joke

0points

#112

Old Man Smoking While Pumping Gas. When The Attendant Told Him He Couldn’t Smoke While Pumping Gas, He Replied “It’s Diesel, Not Gas”

Final score:

53points

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Fish Boden 5 years ago

To be fair you can't ignite diesel fumes in the same way as you can with petrol.

29points

Alan Green 5 years ago

True but he's still around petrol so. . .

14points

Blackheart 5 years ago

Here in the US, diesel, kerosene, gas or petrol, all are a no go with smoking at a filling station AND it is clearly posted on the pumps.

3points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

You saying he's speaking from experience?

1point

Rose the Cook 5 years ago

This reminds me of someone who was continually told never to use a knife to remove something stuck in the toaster. She was injured when she used a fork instead.

5points

DC 5 years ago

Actually, smoking isn't the dangerous part. Lighting the cigarette is dangerous there ... once it is on, nothing ever happens. But people won't get that, so it is prohibited in total. Has to be.

4points

YoyoSthlm 5 years ago

Wut?

0points

Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago

Check YouTube for videos of gas station attendants literally dousing people with fire extinguishers when they smoke around gas pumps.

2points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago (edited)

And if he blows up, or kills a bunch of people, it’ll be someone else’s fault. 🙄

2points

Bill 5 years ago (edited)

He isn't wrong technically but you don't wanna chance it. Diesel combusts by compression mainly

2points

TheWitchNaru 5 years ago

Fawoooosh!

1point

Blackheart 5 years ago

Shut the pump off till he puts it out.

1point

Thisleton Woodrow Amadeus Tunt 5 years ago

His logic is correct if he was in a diesel only station...I theory he would be safe. However he isn't and is therefore....an a**e

1point

That_comment 5 years ago

#suicide

0points

#113

Damn, If Bike Gears Scare The Kid Then Car Engines Are Gonna Traumatize Them

Final score:

53points

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Shelp 5 years ago

Time for you to spin the gears really fast while doing your best evil laugh

28points

SweetCee 5 years ago

It scares me that you have a kid...

5points

Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago

Not nearly as scary as hearing someone (me) when they don't work.

2points

Kjorn 5 years ago

no Wonder people got offended for anything when you raised them in Bubble like that

1point

lara 5 years ago

This kid is really going to be successful when he actually has to deal with reality.

1point

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

What? 😆

1point

Noez 🇸🇪 5 years ago

Karen, just stop...

0points

Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

...oh, there's got to be more to this story...

0points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

Unless you are doing it wrong you can't even hear gear shifts

0points

Seabeast 5 years ago

Long cage derailleurs can be a little bit loud.

3points

Pug Pug 5 years ago

Tell her to go f**k herself

-1point

#114

Bluetooth Hose

Final score:

51points

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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Bought one of these, but they are useless if your waterpipes don't have Bluetooth also. Another $100 down the drain.

57points

Lauren Caswell 5 years ago

You need to make sure your GPS is on. Your water may have been spraying in another location ^-^

23points

KT 5 years ago

lol I remember this ad on april fools it got my husband!

1point

Stille20 5 years ago

LOL! What is happening in that photo?!

1point

Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago

If it actually worked, it'd be pretty cool.

0points

CORLEONE 5 years ago

This made my day, can't stop laughing 😂

0points

#115

You Ever Wanted To Fight Your Past Self

Final score:

51points

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ThreeOfAKind 5 years ago

Well, you did know it

17points

SanchaTheSeeker 5 years ago

you knew it

6points

Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago

Plot twist: the password is "youknowitbro".

2points

#116

Very Smart

Final score:

51points

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Scagsy 5 years ago

And 372 days a year

15points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

Well 2020 in on course for being that long.

2points

Blackheart 5 years ago

But that's only 50% more than a month

0points

#117

Some People Aren’t Even Trying

Final score:

51points

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Vanta Black 5 years ago

This story gets even worse. The customer only bought something that was 64 cents.

12points

YoyoSthlm 5 years ago

That man looks like Ron from Parks & Rec!

3points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

Teddy Roosevelt?

1point

Toasty 5 years ago

Like omg!

1point

#118

Do I Really Have To Tell Them Or Should I Let Them Figure It Out

Final score:

51points

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Vanta Black 5 years ago

I really hope it wasn't the teacher who sent the original text, but the way it's worded...

15points

JeffC 5 years ago

Now MASH THAT SEND KEY!!!!! lol

0points

Seabeast 5 years ago

They could borrow one.

0points

Random Internet Person 5 years ago

But how would they get the text message meant for them on someone else's phone?

0points

#119

When The Bakers Make The Mix Wrong And Don’t Realize Yeast Doesn’t Just Stop Working Because It’s In A Dumpster

Final score:

50points

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Malakai 5 years ago

I mean this isn't great, but I'm not sure what else they could've done with it. Also this was posted in another article like...yesterday

40points

Scagsy 5 years ago

It's on here again because it's still expanding.

21points

Evil Little Thing 5 years ago

They could have frozen it prior to disposal.

4points

kevin 5 years ago

There are ways to kill the yeast first

2points

Cziglán Júlia 5 years ago

I've worked in a bakery in the past, they usually bake every leftover at least half ready, then it won't grow in the trash.

5points

#120

Oh My

Final score:

50points

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Rowlie 5 years ago

A steaklet, a steaken, steakosaurus, a stearkey?

34points

Iapetos 5 years ago

I would absolutely prefer stegosaurus meat over cow meat. I'd rather have a remarkably dim-witted animal die for me than a cow.

4points

Lauren Caswell 5 years ago

Pls tell us!

8points

Jon S. 5 years ago

I checked the reddit thread, she thought steak came from horse

4points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

Tell us, tell us!

3points

Koalamonster 5 years ago

Apparently someone read the thread and they thought it was horse.

0points

DforDorothy 5 years ago

Honest miSTEAK?

3points

Blackheart 5 years ago (edited)

Some steak is beef. From good old Merrian Webster: Definition of steak- 1a: a slice of meat cut from a fleshy part of a beef carcass b: a similar slice of a specified meat other than beef c: a cross-section slice of a large fish d: a thick slice or piece of a non-meat food especially when prepared or served in the manner of a beef steak 2a: ground beef prepared for cooking or for serving in the manner of a steak b: a non-meat food formed into a patty and cooked

2points

Phi 5 years ago

Oh, now I'm so curious!

2points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

I once made a rib roast for my now ex-boyfriend. He asked me if it was pork. So, yeah, some people are not exactly worldly.

0points

#121

You're Standing Right In Front Of The Best Example In The Whole World That Proves That Walls Don't Work

Final score:

50points

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Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

Both bigoted and stupid all in one tweet. Just needs a MAGA hat for the trifecta

50points

Jodie Johnson 5 years ago

Exactly, it is willful, willful stupidity.

3points

Dave P 5 years ago

It worked very well at keeping people from leaving East Berlin to freedom, it went down because they govt allowed it. On the other hand, this was essentially a prison wall.

8points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

They do. But you know what also works? People fighting against facism. And they're better at their jobs.

5points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

Is that fair to the masons though? They do their best.

2points

Dave 5 years ago

The Chinese built a wall to stop the Mongol hordes. It didn't work either.

4points

Dave P 5 years ago

thats b/c it wasnt finished until after the mongols. had many gaps

0points

KT 5 years ago

Now is she saying she's a nazi or is she really this moronic??

2points

Malakai 5 years ago

....I can't. I literally can't.

2points

MrTree1779 5 years ago

Don't tell her the ending, it'll spoil the surprise...

1point

Kisses4Katie 5 years ago (edited)

Well that's great people like this get to travel :(

1point

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

They really don’t.

1point

Adam Hart-Dyke 5 years ago

It's a shame hat walls can't seem to keep stupid out

0points

#122

Welp, Better Throw This iPhone Out Then

Final score:

50points

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Christophe Beunens 5 years ago

it looks charr-g-ed to me

53points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Well sadly some people died because their president told them to ingest disinfectant to cure Corona.

7points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

"Happened" implies a certain bit of random unpredictability.

3points

Linda HS 5 years ago

No s**t, Sherlock....

1point

Blackheart 5 years ago

Yes because heating up rechargeable batteries of any type is a great idea. Works well for scratched vinyl records too.

1point

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

Really?? I know I can do dumb s**t but come on.

1point

CORLEONE 5 years ago

best way I now how to charge it -light up your grill and let it charge until you do not see smoke. Try this on your next phone. hahahahahaa

0points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

An expensive mistake.

0points

#123

It's About Time To Learn What The Real Italian Cuisine Is

Final score:

50points

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Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

This just hurts my heart

45points

CORLEONE 5 years ago

This just hurts my heart too... I grew up next to Italy

5points

Katrin P. 5 years ago

Oh please simply go to Disney Land. That would be even better for the environment

4points

Melissa Hill 5 years ago

...wow there are just no words.

4points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Let me guess... she's an "influencer", right?

2points

YoyoSthlm 5 years ago

Not surprised, that's Kim Zolciak's daughter...

2points

MrTree1779 5 years ago

And we wonder why they hate us...

1point

Caroline Seguin 5 years ago

Wow, and she's the one in Italy. She should stay home. Food is so amazing in Italy and France too.

0points

Just another bot 5 years ago

Why bother travelling? Save your money, you're not ready :)

0points

Doc Thissen 5 years ago

Olive Garden is not Italian. It's c**p.

0points

JuJu 5 years ago

They eat chicken parmesan or carbonara with heavy cream and think it's Italian...

0points

#124

Columbia Professor Accidentally Poisons Self Rather Than Get Flu Shot

Final score:

50points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Poisoned himself and told people how to make cyanide. Maybe take the semester off dude.

50points

Monty Is Fiennes 5 years ago

This is how real users of natural therapies are thrown in with all the crazies....

8points

Idaaoyama 5 years ago

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!

7points

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

Dude. COOK THE ELDERBERRIES. The whole plant is toxic AF. If he was really into "natural this and that"... I grew up on a farm with wild elderberries. Cook 'em. The end.

6points

Mark Serbian 5 years ago

Two levels of stupid here: doing the stupid thing and then TELLING EVERYONE YOU DID THE STUPID THING ... This guy is a TEACHER???!???

6points

Seabeast 5 years ago

Now try roasting peach pits as a substitute for almonds!

3points

Jon S. 5 years ago

I mean, this is actually a thing all over the middle east. Yes, occasionally people OD and die. But only the ones who are eating the stones in the hundreds. You really have to concentrate the cyanide in peaches to have an effect.

1point

Effseven Six 5 years ago

As a person who's also into natural "this and that", some advice....if you think there's a 1% chance that you *could* be ok, theres more than likely a 100% chance that you won't be. Be 100% sure 100% of the time.

2points

@Daisychain 5 years ago

I also take elderberry syrup during the flu season, but I also get a flu shot!! Just the syrup won't keep you from getting the flu!! All it does is increase your body's strength to fight it... (And it might not keep you from dying of the flu)

1point

Lila Nguyễn 5 years ago

I hope they're alive.

0points

kevin 5 years ago

Was he a bio professor?

0points

#125

My Mother-In-Law Keeps Complaining That Her Kindle Wouldn’t Charge

Final score:

49points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

I’m surprised her house hasn’t burnt down.

36points

Computernaut 5 years ago

That couldn't happen, all USB connectors have the contacts on the inside. Also, breakers exist.

2points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

Oh don't. This reminds me of when my mother bought a new small TV for the spare room. The cable didn't fit so she sent it back. They sent her another one and she was on the phone with customer service again, asking for another new one because it had the same problem. While she was still on the phone, I examined the cable. She had the part that goes from the adaptor to the TV the wrong way round. In her full view, I held up the two ends, and plugged them in. She was completely bamboozled.

1point

earringnut 5 years ago

Aw this classic meme... Nice to see someone made up a story to go with it.

1point

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

how did she even do that?

0points

Bill 5 years ago

You just need some wire jumpers and the schematics

0points

#126

Hello There

Final score:

49points

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a pandawhale 5 years ago

You don't own that cat, that cat owns you

33points

Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago

That would make the owner of the couch a pet.

5points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

Maybe the cat is selling.

2points

Fernleaf6505 5 years ago

lets see...

2points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Anyone who is chosen by a cat knows that cats aren't pets.

1point

Anne Reid 5 years ago

Funny, Bored Panda put up a more recent list called something like “This Is My House but This Isn't My Cat”

0points

Niamh McVeigh 5 years ago

Is the cat selling the sofa?

0points

Monday Fuss 5 years ago

"Meeeeooooow?"

0points

Ben Steinberg 5 years ago

That's actually the landlord, not a pet...

0points

MrTree1779 5 years ago

Spoiler: The cat was the seller. It has no pets.

0points

Jeremy 5 years ago

Is it even grey?

0points

#127

Pretty Sure It’s A Pringle’s Holder

Final score:

48points

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MrTree1779 5 years ago

Nothing re-hydrates a man like a can of cheese-flavored Pringles

21points

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

This is a joke!

6points

Dave P 5 years ago

this sounds like a joke

6points

Ice cube 5 years ago

Whoosh!

4points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Right over the head...

1point

Bleeding Rose 5 years ago

In a past Bored Panda post

0points

Monday Fuss 5 years ago

"Wait...what? Thought for SURE it was a PRINGLES HOLDER!" 😑😑

0points

Csaba Hegedűs 5 years ago

So we need a bottle for water, then a holder for the bottle, then...

-2points

#128

Mother Knew I Wanted A Roomba But Didn't Want To Waste That Much Money On One. So She Found One For A Bargain. Note, It Has Zero Vacuuming Ability

Final score:

45points

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Lauren Caswell 5 years ago

Is this a placebo to make u feel like it's clean?

39points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

Nope, it's a cat chariot.

18points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

You can just pretend it is one of those little droids from the Death Star. They don't seem to do anything either

8points

Rowlie 5 years ago

it comes with a free broomba

7points

Iapetos 5 years ago

Still a cool chicken taxi!

4points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

It's only meant for cats

1point

John Gooden 5 years ago

The King Of Random on YouTube did a video on that "vacuum"

1point

Koalamonster 5 years ago

You can buy it on Walmarts website for like, 17 dollars. In the description on the top it says both "vacuum" and "toy." It's a listing that seems to be intentionally misleading, but does say if you read the whole description that it only 'sweeps' and is only strong enough to push hair around.

0points

That_comment 5 years ago

She just stole it from the display.

0points

Peter Kelly 5 years ago

I can't imagine a greater waste of time, raw materials, effort, and energy, to create a device like this! Just why?

0points

Ian Milne 5 years ago

I’d strap one on each foot and hope they both go in the same direction - cheap Segway.

0points

#129

Maybe Not The Best Choice For A Sign

Final score:

45points

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Christophe Beunens 5 years ago

actually she wanted to point out that she made something of her life, after the divorce. Good for her!

120points

Stille20 5 years ago

...isn't that the point? The person responding is the dumb one... right!?

19points

William McGivney 5 years ago

I think CONGRATULATIONS are in order.

8points

Dariusz Wiśniewski 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Dariusz Wiśniewski 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

As a PhD myself, I would answer the same cause marital status isn't really an achievement but a doctorate is. And its a way of demonstrating that you have been perfectly successful without him. I don't see this as a mistake.

28points

Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

It isn't. The respondent comment only saw the intent, but saw no importance of the accomplishment. Clearly, not one of us... -Dr M, retired professor (Nice to meet you, Dr Lomb.)

1point

Jayne Kyra 5 years ago

The sign is great. The comment is ridiculous.

11points

Fish Boden 5 years ago

The person who posted this here might need to re-evaluate themselves...

11points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

Nothing wrong with the sign, it doesn’t mean she didn’t understand the question.

9points

Troux 5 years ago

Is anyone else curious why she's walking around with a "I'm a doctor and my ex wants me back" brag sign? Like...what's prompting this kind of attention grab?

4points

KT 5 years ago

LOL lots of butt hurt men on here commenting

1point

Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

Some of us applaud her... -Dr M, retired professor

0points

Sue Sanders 5 years ago

I don't see anything wrong with this. If you've worked hard to become a doctor of any sort, you deserve the title/salutation.

0points

Just another bot 5 years ago

She's hardly stupid if she is a doctor or has a doctorate, and she probably knows him better too. She was most likely not interested in his advances or curiosity and wanted to let him know what she has achieved or demand his respect

0points

Ian Milne 5 years ago

Loads of comments stating that this post is wrong and the person holding the sign hasn’t done anything wrong. That’s the point! The post is literally saying the responder is the dumb person and didn’t get the point the Dr was making.

0points

#130

The “Boat” Scene

Final score:

45points

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martin734 5 years ago

Spoiler alert: It is a physical impossibility to recreate that scene for real, the air trapped under the boat would make it too buoyant for two men to hold it on the bottom.

15points

somnomania 5 years ago

i feel like mythbusters tested this and found that to be the result, yeah

1point

Michelle Line 5 years ago

Actually, this reply can be added to the list of clueless people.

1point

Colin Allcars 5 years ago

Actually, it wouldn't be too hard to recreate it, you would just need to submerge the boat by rotating it, which will allow it to fill up with water instead of air.

1point

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

It's just a diving bell, essentially? But yes probably your boat will break under the combination of the air plus weights to compensate.

1point

THE DOG LIFE 5 years ago

To try this they will need A LOT of weights

1point

Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago

The funny thing is, if you search "boat scene in Pirates of the Caribbean", it will give you that scene.

0points

That_comment 5 years ago

That narrowed it down.

0points

Eglė Bukauskaitė 5 years ago

Can someone explain to me what's wrong in this one?

0points

Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago

It's a series of movies about pirates, so there are quite a few scenes that take place on boats. A bit like searching "pirate scene in POTC".

0points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Take your pick.

0points

Mama Panda 5 years ago

hahahahahaha

0points

Lucille Varner 5 years ago

at least he realized

0points

#131

I Should Walk A Mile In This Guy’s Shoes

Final score:

45points

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Ice cube 5 years ago

Whoosh!

13points

lol idk 3 years ago

well the damn americans wouldn't drink you because you obviously are not water

1point

togcrewsc 5 years ago

Most runners will know which is closer... bc a 5k is 3 miles

1point

CORLEONE 5 years ago

1.6 km = 1 mile or 1 km = 0.62 mile

1point

Nitro 5 years ago (edited)

𝘞𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘩

1point

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Silly Thomas...

1point

#132

How On Earth Is This Possible

Final score:

45points

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AllyBug 5 years ago

His username tho! XD

8points

Nupraptor 5 years ago

Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/327/

1point

#133

My Sister Drove Her Entire Way To Work Like This, And She Had To Call Our Dad To Find Out What Was Wrong With Her Car

Final score:

44points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Really shouldn’t be on the road. The car and the driver.

46points

Cathy Cee 5 years ago

Ya think?!?!

2points

Francis 5 years ago

This hurts so much

7points

Stille20 5 years ago

I once had a tire go flat and didn't realize the sound I was hearing was my rim, but it was very evident there was a problem. I had trouble steering and there was a terrible noise. You can't get very far like that.

5points

Linda HS 5 years ago

You cannot be this STUPID!

1point

DC 5 years ago

Your sister is dumb.

0points

Debbie Pugsley 5 years ago

What happened to the tire?! Did she drive home with one yesterday and woke up today without one?

0points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Good thing her dad was the newest DCEU superhero - Poppa Wheelie.

0points

Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

at least the wheel wasn't an alloy...small mercies...

0points

#134

One Of My Coworkers Was Eager To Unpack Her New Mouse

Final score:

44points

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creative panda 5 years ago

Right now I am using the same mouse (just not broken) LOL :)

6points

Michelle Line 5 years ago

Who uses a corded mouse these days?

1point

PurpleDoople 3 years ago

Same image from another article that said it was their son. Someone’s lying

0points

Bleeding Rose 5 years ago

Feel like I've seen this image before on Bored Panda...

0points

Scagsy 5 years ago

Hope it's Bluetooth

0points

JeffC 5 years ago

No but it's wireless now!!! lol;)

3points

#135

Always Gotta Be Inclusive

Final score:

44points

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Jo Choto 5 years ago

Actually, it's just about being represented and blind people don't have to be able to see emojis to be able to use them. My adult niece is blind and she always sends emojis.

24points

Maryam Siddiqui 5 years ago

wait how....

2points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

Not all legally blind people see nothing. My friend for example has no peripheral vision after having brain surgery and needs to use a cane. She can read and see but it takes more time and effort physically and mentally.

1point

Dilly Millandry 5 years ago

Just for interest... It varies from country to country but legally blind usually refers to a level of blindness and differs to totally blind. In some countries the definition of legally blind doesn't even exist though. Does your friend have access to talking books at all? They are very popular in the UK with many authors volunteering to read their own books or being read by known actors.

0points

SirPatTheCat 5 years ago

I mean there is something that reads the letters and emojis out so that blind people can text? Like if I was blind and I found a new blind person emoji I think that would be pretty cool?

1point

Dilly Millandry 5 years ago

Yep, screen readers.

0points

lol idk 3 years ago

wait, you know most blind people do have their eyes open right? just bc they blind doesn't mean they close their eyes....

0points

a pandawhale 5 years ago

They will be very happy if they could see...

-2points

#136

Facebook Gem

Final score:

43points

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Gogubaci 5 years ago

are we not going to talk about how the dog's identity is protected lmao

112points

Monday Fuss 5 years ago

Right? all yorkies look the same (oop, was i supposed to know that?)

5points

Izzy_ 5 years ago

Pivot! Pivot!

27points

Scagsy 5 years ago

Is it not spelt 'pillock'?

5points

Rose the Cook 5 years ago

The dog's identity has been hidden so it won't be embarrassed by it's owner.

20points

Catherine Hankinson 5 years ago

Why have they blocked the dogs face?! Hahaha

8points

Dilly Millandry 5 years ago

The dog begged them to - doesn't want people to know who they live with.

14points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

That dog though....

6points

Dirk Daring 5 years ago

I love that they protected the dog's identity.

3points

Zoe's Mom 5 years ago

So is the dog in the FBI Witness Protection Program?

3points

Rachael Marrast 5 years ago

PIVOT!!!!

2points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

PIVOT!

2points

Roger Haywood 5 years ago

Where's Dirk Gentley when you need him?

1point

#137

Cooking Skills Out Of This World

Final score:

43points

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Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

Just crunch it up, add some nuts and M and M's and make trail mix

27points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

Then go to shop and buy better ones.

2points

Katie Bell 5 years ago

My roommate just read this and realised I e been pranking them for a year XD lol

1point

Just another bot 5 years ago

A little petty to post this online so people can humiliate them though. Everyone makes mistakes

0points

Linda HS 5 years ago

Aren't they?🤦‍♀️

0points

#138

At Least He Realized His Mistake

Final score:

43points

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Stille20 5 years ago

... ummmm .... is no one concerned as to what is being advertised?

27points

Lizard Gaming_YT 4 years ago

Replying to @vantablack, no one ask bro

2points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

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#139

Theo Is Very Confused

Final score:

43points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

But another cat got treated with dignity so all is good.

59points

Dave P 5 years ago

This has happened with humans before where a hospital notified the wrong family

4points

Patrick Keedy Brown 5 years ago

Neighbor: Has anyone seen my cat?

1point

Linda HS 5 years ago

That's nice!

0points

#140

Confused

Final score:

42points

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Vanta Black 5 years ago

Two people with the same name? Ridiculous. I'd know if there was another Vanta Black out there, but I've never seen one.

19points

Aldhissla VargTimmen 5 years ago

I'm wondering if by any chance you might be Anish Kapoor?

3points

Suki K 4 years ago

Haha I can't find anyone with the same name as me :D

1point

Eric Lafleur 5 years ago

It happened twice where I work. A dude 10 years younger had the same name than me and it happened years later, With two other men. Also, My doctor have another patient with my name and I once had debt collectors harrassing me for a loan that I never had...

1point

Kim Bush 5 years ago

There's someone with my name less than five miles away from where I live, in a cemetery... But you don't see me upset about it... Freaked out maybe, but not upset lol

1point

thomas the tank engine 5 years ago

i met someone at disney world with the same first and middle name as me

0points

Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago

It's a bit startling when you have an unusual name, however. Mine is an example.

0points

#141

My Coworker Returned The Front Desk Stapler Like This. Told Me It Ran Out Of Staples

Final score:

42points

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Fernleaf6505 5 years ago

*sigh*

10points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

My exact thought.

0points

Debbie Pugsley 5 years ago

I hate people that do that.

0points

Monday Fuss 5 years ago

wonder why?

0points

#142

Fixing A Toilet Leak. I'm An Idiot

I took 2 trips to Home Depot, worked with a hernia, spent a load of time putting the wax ring and screws on... Only to install the toilet and forget about the door.

Dreyyy Report

Final score:

42points

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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

On top of that I forgot that I could unhinge the door and fix the situation....

66points

ewadora 5 years ago

honestly I wouldn't think about this, brilliant:). I would probably pretend that I like open concept. Or that it was done especially...

3points

Isabel Care 5 years ago

Were you a trifle unhinged at the time?

0points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

So after removing the wall how many extra trips?

0points

Christophe Beunens 5 years ago

unscrew the hinges of the door - take off - remount - 10 minutes of work, I hope you did not remove the toilet...

6points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

You can also pull the pins out of the hinges, and turn that 10 minutes into 30 seconds.

4points

Lucille Varner 5 years ago

I'm an idiot, ignore the deleted comment

0points

Lucille Varner 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Private Custard 5 years ago

I really hope he didn't double-down on the stupidity by removing the toilet to shut the door!

3points

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

Made me snort. Actually snort.

2points

Tiari 5 years ago (edited)

So... take the door off, move it, put it on again. No big deal and 2 mins top.

1point

Anne Reid 5 years ago

Why is his brand new toilet so filthy already?

0points

KT 5 years ago

LOL too funny. Take the door off the hinges!

0points

Computernaut 5 years ago

Who builds a bathroom with a door like that in the first place?

0points

sabocat 5 years ago

Imagine him reinstalling the toilet to fix the door situation only to realise that he could've just TAKE THE HINGE PINS OUT!

0points

MrTree1779 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

#143

I'm An Idiot

Final score:

42points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Not really. You still got your food.

26points

Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

Well, the quality of food is another issue...

0points

ewadora 5 years ago

I stared at it for a few minutes and couldn't figure out what was wrong:)

2points

Flare 5 years ago

I don't get it..

1point

Monday Fuss 5 years ago

ur an idiot

1point

Alex_cat lover 4 years ago

@mondayfuss And here we have the perfect example of that idiot who sits at home calling everyone else idiots and upvotes there own comment

1point

Aria 4 years ago

Wait what’s going on here

0points

somnomania 5 years ago

we all get tired sometimes, it's okay

0points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

Don't feel too bad... My husband used a can opener on something and as I was throwing it away I noticed the ring pull on the other end of the can. I didn't have the heart to show it to him lol

0points

lara 5 years ago

OK, but what's your point?

0points

Annemarie Mattheyse 5 years ago

Yes. Yes you are.

0points

Fernleaf6505 5 years ago

welp i will never use ring pulls again

0points

#144

So This Happened

Final score:

42points

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Jo Choto 5 years ago

They wouldn't have survived being swallowed. Stomach acid would have killed them. So he probably inserted them the other end...

14points

Alex_cat lover 4 years ago

Oh hell no

1point

Troux 5 years ago

Can't believe they made it all the way to the colon before he went to the hospital.

5points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

The version I read of this was that the eel was inserted rectally, and yes it was alive and it did rip him apart inside.

3points

Thomas Turnbull 5 years ago

He did not swallow them he shoved them up his backside

2points

Anne Reid 5 years ago

Guys, it’s from The Daily Mail. Might as well be the National Enquirer.

1point

Colleen 5 years ago

Something isn't correct. I am thinking (if true) they were in his intestine and it was another case of it being there because 'he fell on them'

1point

Oaklynn Emberly 5 years ago

Oh hell no

1point

Linda HS 5 years ago

Are you f***ing kidding me? Please say you do...

1point

E Menendez 5 years ago

None of that is real. If you could swallow live eels whole they would die in your stomach. But good luck swallowing two live eels 😒

1point

Caroline Seguin 5 years ago

Didn't you read the other comments? He inserted them rectally, in his bum

0points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

I mean, it seems like you missed a few steps there, buddy.

0points

#145

Aww Yes A Genius

Final score:

41points

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Jo Choto 5 years ago

To the left, to the left.

18points

Flare 5 years ago

To the right, to the right, to the right!

2points

Nicola Roberts 5 years ago

I bet Harvard wants to know your location!

4points

That_comment 5 years ago

I bet he's a serial killer.

0points

MrTree1779 5 years ago

Dimes to dollars, that's a religious pamphlet.

-1point

#146

My Neighbor Is So Bright

Final score:

39points

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Lily Lu 5 years ago

To be fair, that is something you don't know if you lived on the equator your whole life and got to North America for the first time.

26points

Ian Milne 5 years ago (edited)

I’m sorry but if they’re an adult and don’t know this, then they really should have paid more attention at school. Even on general TV there will be loads of nature documentaries that visit places such as the North Pole and talk about how much daylight there is at certain times of the year. The way the neighbour talks also suggests that they are not new to the USA.

5points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago (edited)

I really do love how you are giving them the benefit of the doubt. And, it would be weird if you grew up where the day cycle was mostly even all year long, then move to an area that only got four hours of light in the winter. I'd be like What the actual f*ck?

4points

Sabienn 5 years ago

Or anywere else that's not on the equator

2points

William McGivney 5 years ago

True that.

0points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Funny how seasons work.

2points

Christophe Beunens 5 years ago

Government conspiracy?

2points

Alan Green 5 years ago

Must be a flat earther

1point

El muerto 5 years ago

somebody is slowly stealing daytime!! help!!

1point

Pensive 5 years ago

The 5G network is tapping into the incoming solar energy and draining it all.

1point

Raine Soo 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Monday Fuss 5 years ago

called "seasons"

0points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

It's the clocks speeding up. Difficult for GPS satellites to keep up with.

0points

#147

Idiot Detected

Final score:

39points

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mummy pig 5 years ago

And that person got downvoted by 12 people???!!!

10points

Dave P 5 years ago

Yes. The term "Press F to Pay Respect" is a video game meme because in one video game a while back they had a funeral cut scene, and the word "Press F to pay respect" came on the screen and if you didnt hit the F button to salute, it wouldnt let you progress. It was dumb and got mocked. And now is an internet meme. On Reddit in a joke comment you should be aware of that.

17points

Evil Little Thing 5 years ago

Yes because they are they joke here.

2points

BiLal Asif 5 years ago

Same as bored panda when u point out their idiocy they downvote

1point

Nupraptor 5 years ago

It was intended as a joke from the start.

1point

Ian Milne 5 years ago

Well, yeah. Surely the first person was just using satire?

0points

DC 5 years ago

What is F supposed to mean in a murderered person's name? F*****g Dead?

0points

Debbie Pugsley 5 years ago

How would adding an F to a name mean respect?

0points

Erica Kendrick 5 years ago

The reply is the idiot, right?

0points

#148

She Didn't Think It Through

Final score:

38points

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John Montgomery 5 years ago

To be fair I remember a child's book that kept calling orange yellow. Maybe she read the same one. I wish I could remember the book title. It'd probably be a laugh now.

13points

Abnus 3 years ago

“Name a three letter word.” / “Alligator”

1point

Katie Bell 5 years ago

The orange is yellow book?

1point

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

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Eric Lafleur 5 years ago

Reminds me of a card game named Color Addict.

0points

Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago

I have seen some oranges that were more yellow than orange, though.

0points

SanchaTheSeeker 5 years ago

What happens when you're under pressure

0points

#149

I'm An Idiot. Just Painted The Stairs To My Basement Now I'm Trapped

Final score:

38points

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Christophe Beunens 5 years ago

You have some toys to play with, while it dries

50points

Troux 5 years ago

Paint the underside while you're waiting for the top to dry. It helps the aesthetic (it's very noticeable now) and protects the wood.

11points

Pensive 5 years ago (edited)

Swing your way up the handrail like a sloth?

4points

Alex_cat lover 4 years ago

Bruh just fly up (joke)

0points

Blackheart 5 years ago

The ones at the top are dry

0points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

Parkour!

0points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

why would you paint them? It makes them slippery

-1point

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Psst, anti-slip coating, non-slip paint.... ;)

4points

#150

God Dammit People

Final score:

36points

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Christophe Beunens 5 years ago

you have to add the cvc number at the back, in order for the censoring to work

31points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

I have a feeling it wouldn't be too hard to get it from this person.

4points

togcrewsc 5 years ago

Sometimes you have to include your social security number too

2points

FÛŁŁ_ÊFFÊČT 5 years ago

Let me try 157 883 559 157 685 wait it didn't work?

2points

Jon S. 5 years ago

Please don't tempt the easily misled with things like this!

1point

Omar Pearson 5 years ago

Isn't it strange how most people quickly know not to try it and that its a scam but there really exists people who fall for these types of things. Those latter people make many scoundrels rich or president.

3points

Linda HS 5 years ago

Go back to school and learn how to spell dumbass...

0points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

Right up there with your social security number...

0points

brukernavn340 5 years ago

you are a credit card number?

0points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Why would you think to test it. 🤦‍♀️ Dumb is dumb I guess.

0points

#151

Welp

Final score:

36points

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MrTree1779 5 years ago

If you quit that very moment because you're excited that you won the lottery, you probably didn't like your job too much anyway, and thought nothing of your crew. In any case, good luck getting the job back.

12points

#152

Well That's An Interesting Conspiracy Theory

Final score:

34points

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Nevid 5 years ago

Georges Pompidou, president of France between June 1969 and April 1974 died in office of a cancer.

24points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

Vaclav Havel had part of his right lung removed due to cancer while president of the Czech Republic in 1996.

6points

Marinasongs1432 2 years ago

Jimmy Carter: melanoma with brain Mets Cleveland had oral cancer that was removed on a boat and kept secret for 25 years Ulysses grant: died of throat cancer Linden Johnson: had a skin cancer removed secretly Ronald Reagan: treated for both skin and colon cancer. Queen Elizabeth: died for osteosarcoma And many more. I’m assuming the idiot was from the us, and sorry, late commenter

1point

Pug Pug 5 years ago

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Matt Valentine 5 years ago

Jimmy Carter has brain cancer....

1point

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

Jimmy Carter, post presidency. George Bush, post presidency. Grover Cleveland, and more.

1point

lara 5 years ago

You know, the best thing about people like this and anti-vaxxers? They ain't gonna live long.

1point

Vanta Black 5 years ago

I was recently debating (read: arguing) with people on Twitter who insisted that scientists stop looking for answers when they have the initial findings. All I could think was "so scientists have stopped looking for a cure for cancer because initial results suggest chemotherapy is enough?". Then it got way off topic about other things.

1point

Anne Reid 5 years ago

Ulysses S Grant wouldn’t agree

0points

#153

10 Hours Later

Final score:

34points

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Vanta Black 5 years ago

"Burn, damn you! Burn!" "This is what you get for shopping at a dollar store!" "There must be some reason it won't light..." *drops the candle* "...huh... 2 C batteries... didn't know they still made those..."

11points

#154

"Why Would I Need To Learn About Chemistry?"

Final score:

31points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago (edited)

That’ll slosh everywhere if it doesn’t melt the buckets.

14points

Alan Green 5 years ago

Against the law here in UK. I used to fill those 20 litre metal jerry cans up for use at work until one day they refused to switch the pump on. When I asked why they said it's against the law to use 20 litre containers (despite being able to buy them everywhere). 10 litres is the maximum allowed in one container and you're only allowed 30 litres in total no matter how many containers you have. It's illegal to store more than that at home or in a car (out of the fuel tank obviously)

6points

somnomania 5 years ago

that's one of the most sensible things i've heard in a while, i suppose that makes it so people can't blow up their neighborhoods, or their house. 30 liters is still quite a lot, but having a limit on it is good.

1point

Blackheart 5 years ago

Illegal. And the attendant should just shut the pump off.

3points

Jean Huys 5 years ago

What's happening?

1point

Lauren Caswell 5 years ago

I think a lot of plastics are melted essentially by petrol, they have warnings on pumps to only fill approved containers. These big tubs are a mega disaster in progress

8points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Let's hope someone warned them or the fire brigade and the police.

1point

Omar Pearson 5 years ago

Don't you wish everything was made like Rubbermaid?

0points

DC 5 years ago

?

0points

#155

I Bought A Used Car And Have Been Waiting For My License Plates, Even After Receiving My Registration With License Plate Number. I'm An Idiot

Final score:

31points

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Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

ok, in fairness the dealer tags are not usually used to cover permanent tags but are good for 30 days and have to be exchanged when the car is registered

24points

martin734 5 years ago

This seems weird to us in the UK. Here the car always has the same registration number even when it changes owner. Except for those people who buy personalised registrations for their car.

4points

Lillukka79 5 years ago

Same in Finland.

2points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

I would’ve done the same.

3points

xiaomiao 5 years ago

Me too, maybe this is a state that transfers the plates between owners, unlike most states where the plate comes off when you sell the car And you get new ones thru the DMV, not the car dealership?

1point

Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

Um, I'd be a bit worried if I saw this. CA law requires the paper plates attached when you drive off...but even with a used vehicle, the metal plate is a new number, and sent much later. This smacks of a potentially stolen vehicle that the dealer bought w/o questions.

1point

#156

There Are No Koalas In The Amazon

Final score:

29points

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hobbitly 5 years ago

Koala's are on a different continent than the Amazon rainforest

65points

Charlie Meehan 5 years ago

I live on that continent

0points

Lauren Caswell 5 years ago (edited)

Wow I meant they came over to help care for the koalas, why the attack? Do u also think I meant they sent the wildfires to the overseas firefighters, instead of the firefighters travelling there?

0points

Lauren Caswell 5 years ago

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Bill 5 years ago

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Stijn Cornelis 5 years ago

Say what?! Koalas in the Amazon forest?...

3points

Monty Is Fiennes 5 years ago

Every part of that is wrong....

1point

Patrick Wells 5 years ago

There are Tropical and temperate rainforest in warm and cool parts of Australia. Both could have Eucalyptus groves nearby which are where Koalas live. They could easily be driven into the rainforest during a Bushfire. However, I won't comment on how valid this post is because of the grammar makes it confusing i.e. how does he work FOR the Amazon rainforest???

0points

Erica Kendrick 5 years ago

People in the comments "This sounds fake"

0points

Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

Queensland has both rainforests and koalas....amirite?

0points

lara 5 years ago

Honey, this guy is lying like a bad rug. Koalas ONLY live in Australia. Rain forest habitat would probably kill them.

0points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

So you're both idiots. Sounds like a perfect match.

0points

Stille20 5 years ago

What? That whole exchange sounds fake.

0points

Tiari 5 years ago

Um... am I missing something here? Since when do koalas live at the Amazon?

0points

#157

Good Thing They Have Windshield Visor

Final score:

29points

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hobbitly 5 years ago

Probably to keep the sun from the steering wheel.

28points

Erica Kendrick 5 years ago

Because the sun doesn't move?

-2points

Blackheart 5 years ago

Always put the top up when you park a convertible. People do all sorts of things to open and unattended cars.

3points

MrTree1779 5 years ago

At least the dash and steering wheel won't be searingly hot when they get in.

0points

#158

Is It So Hard To Get Just A Little Proof?

Final score:

29points

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Ritchat 5 years ago

That's not stupidity, that's a joke about John Cena being invisible that even turned into a meme ("you can't see me"). https://www.quora.com/Can-somebody-explain-to-me-about-John-Cena-you-cant-see-me-joke

86points

IcyRedWaffle 5 years ago

Yup just thinking that

6points

miguel rodriguez 5 years ago

I think the person who asked knows the joke. That's why he asked

1point

Csaba Hegedűs 5 years ago

Worth mentioning, this joke is exhausted since about 10 years?

1point

TheHerplover 5 years ago

Yeah, why didn't you

1point

Pensive 5 years ago

Pics or it didn't happen!

1point

Rowlie 5 years ago

What a waste of opportunity

1point

PattonPawter 5 years ago

Where’s John cena though? This pic is fake oml

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Ian Milne 5 years ago

Does anyone know what he actually looks like?

0points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

When you don't know about John Cena "You Can’t See Me" .

0points

Fernleaf6505 5 years ago

the proof before your very eyes

0points

#159

Today, My Mother Was The Idiot

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28points

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Scagsy 5 years ago

Yes. Yes she was.

9points

MrTree1779 5 years ago

Caught between a rock....and the same rock.

1point

#160

Yes, My Friend Is That Stupid

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Admiral_Turtle 5 years ago

You can break the lock with two wrenches

5points

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

Hacksaw?

1point

CORLEONE 5 years ago

just buy a saw when you come back LOL

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Blackheart 5 years ago

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0points

#161

How

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Sander Vermeer 5 years ago

What kind of pan is that? Easy mistake to make in my opinion.

17points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

Aluminum. Manufacturers of cookware typically use 3003 or 3004 alloy, which starts to soften and deform around 500C. Coil elements can easily get to 900C without anything sinking the heat away.

9points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago (edited)

What were they cooking with lava or plastic pots?

4points

Raine Soo 5 years ago (edited)

When I was young, my mother boiled water in a kettle on the stove. It was not the type of kettle that whistled, so one would need to be vigilant. She went to do laundry in another room, and completely forgot about the kettle. When I came home, the stove was still on high, the water had all evaporated, and the kettle had no bottom, as the heat melted it away completely. Thank heaven for small mercies that she did not set the house on fire. Oh, and by the way, she had the gaul to ask me how come I wasn't home to watch the kettle. Yep.

2points

MrTree1779 5 years ago

Did they use a lead pan? A plastic pan? Or was there a steel furnace beneath the grill plate? Asking for...everyone.

1point

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

Nothing conducts heat like the new Quicksilver(tm) pans!

1point

lara 5 years ago

I am assuming that is not cast iron, but aluminum? If so, sheesh.

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Jo Choto 5 years ago

I remember the first time my family had an electric kettle. I was so used to boiling water on the hob, that I stuck it straight on. Wasn't until the smell of the little plastic leg buds underneath started melting...

0points