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In life, we all get our chance to shine, like nailing an important presentation at work or leading the football team to victory. Such highs make us want to share our joy with everyone. On the other hand, we also have those embarrassing moments—searching for our keys while holding them or misplacing our groceries.

On such occasions, our common sense takes a backseat, and our brain refuses to function—a brain fart, if you will. But don’t worry, you are not alone. Sometimes, people are hilariously clueless and naive and thankfully, someone captured it on camera.

To help you momentarily forget your goof-ups and lift your spirits, Bored Panda has collected a list of silly things that people have said and done.

#1

Blaming Young People For Being Triggered

Blaming Young People For Being Triggered

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HighNMightyBigshotBossOfWorld
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7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same sidewalk, cemetery, church, school, neighborhoods, department stores, restaurants, gas stations, supermarkets, colleges etc.etc.etc. Even though those institutions are supported by Black taxes, so yeah...Black people have always subsidized white people by white people giving themselves the majority of the handouts. White people benefit from Black taxes

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#3

Never Get A Tattoo If You Can't Understand What It Says

Never Get A Tattoo If You Can't Understand What It Says

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Have you ever been in a situation where you randomly blank out or end up doing something silly, and wonder, "What was I thinking?" Welcome to the world of brain farts – those awkward moments when our mind stops functioning, leaving us confused and sometimes embarrassed.

Our brains are incredibly complex organs, capable of processing vast amounts of information efficiently. But they experience hiccups from time to time, or 'cognitive dysfunction'.

#5

All Because He Felt Bad He Didn’t Pay Her Enough

All Because He Felt Bad He Didn’t Pay Her Enough

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A brain fart, which can be linked to cognitive dysfunction, perfectly describes those instances when our mental processes seem to malfunction. Thankfully, many of these glitches are quite common and easy to manage.

We can hit a roadblock when our stress levels skyrocket or we are exhausted. This causes our attention to waver and our memory to play hide-and-seek. Picture this: you're working late in the night, trying to finish a last-minute project, and you keep reading the same paragraph over and over again, unable to understand a word of it.

It is hard to concentrate when our brains are pushed to the limit. In order to recharge our batteries, we should indulge in relaxing activities or hit the gym. This will not only soothe our soul but also help kick stress to the curb.

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#9

Ah, Yes, $4k Rent

Ah, Yes, $4k Rent

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ADZ
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another example of how having money doesn't mean you've earned it or have any intelligence.

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#10

Every Job Should Be Appreciated

Every Job Should Be Appreciated

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#12

What Is This New Email You Speak Of?

What Is This New Email You Speak Of?

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In today's fast-paced world filled with distractions, staying focused can be difficult. One moment of distraction, and bam! our train of thought derails, leaving us wondering where it all went wrong. That's the magic (or rather, the mischief) of a brain fart, it sneaks up on us when we least expect it, turning our well-laid plans into hilarious moments.

Participating in meditation events or learning new breathing techniques helps to sharpen our attention and focus on the present moment. In fact, organizational tools such as calendars or to-do lists are a great way to keep your appointments and tasks in check. A structured approach helps prevent those "oops" moments.

#13

Judging A Book By Its Cover

Judging A Book By Its Cover

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#14

Is That Why, Like, 3/4 Of The Population Is Lactose Intolerant?

Is That Why, Like, 3/4 Of The Population Is Lactose Intolerant?

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#15

So Penguins Are Mammals Now

So Penguins Are Mammals Now

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Solidhog
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked with teachers for 25 years. Many of them are not as smart as you think.

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While multitasking is impressive, sometimes it's a recipe for disaster. When we attempt to do too many tasks at once, our brains get overwhelmed, like a computer that has too many tabs open. And just like that, we start to lag because of the overload.

To avoid going from lightning-fast to snail's pace, one should focus on one task at a time. When we keep switching between different things, our brains need time to refocus and this prevents us from fully immersing ourselves in the task at hand. It’s harder to achieve meaningful progress while multitasking. So, remember to take a deep breath, and tackle things like the productivity pro you are.

#16

She Doesn't Know What's Coming

She Doesn't Know What's Coming

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James016
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my wife was giving birth, someone in another room was also giving birth but had refused all pain relief. The screams......

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#17

A Person Who Hacked My Credit Card Emailed Me, Asking Why I Canceled His Flight

A Person Who Hacked My Credit Card Emailed Me, Asking Why I Canceled His Flight

My credit card was hacked. I think the guy did it by hacking my Gmail account because he signed up for Priceline using the Gmail login button.

I called my bank and canceled it. I logged into Priceline to see if I could get any information about the person who booked the flight. I saw I could cancel it for no charge. So I did it because it was going to be faster to get a refund from Priceline than my bank.

Two days later I got this email. It had his photo and phone number. It matched the name on the flight too.

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Don’t forget, sleep is your brain's secret weapon that keeps your cognitive powers in top shape. Not getting enough rest can impair memory, attention, and your decision-making abilities. Imagine: You are staring blankly at the fridge, wondering what exactly you are looking for. It's like your brain hit the snooze button along with your alarm clock.

That's why it's important to prioritize quality sleep. Aim for a solid 7-9 hours of uninterrupted shut-eye every night, and it will help you efficiently tackle whatever challenges the day throws your way.

#19

Gatekeeping Gen-Xers From Their Own Music

Gatekeeping Gen-Xers From Their Own Music

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Snazzy Smurf
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only one of those people would have spent time in the 90's listening to Nirvana, etc and the other.........thinks "middle aged" people can't wear band t-shirts of popular bands or of bands they like.

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#20

Umm... So Who's Gonna Tell Him

Umm... So Who's Gonna Tell Him

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#21

Freedom Of Religion, Never Heard Of It

Freedom Of Religion, Never Heard Of It

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Marianne
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is also called a totalitarian system and most countries don't like it at all.

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With a bit of mindfulness, a good night's sleep, and some stress-busting techniques up our sleeves, we can turn those dumb moments into tiny blips on the radar of our brilliant minds. Meanwhile, it never hurts to enjoy those occasional silly situations where we goof up. Have you ever experienced a brain fart? Tell us about your funniest struggles in the comments below.

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#22

Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most

Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most

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#23

My Sister Called And Asked Why Her Dryer Kept Stopping

My Sister Called And Asked Why Her Dryer Kept Stopping

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#24

Ladies And Gentlemen, The Substances My Cleaning Woman Reported To The Police. It's A Thermal Paste For A Computer, Found Next To PC Parts

Ladies And Gentlemen, The Substances My Cleaning Woman Reported To The Police. It's A Thermal Paste For A Computer, Found Next To PC Parts

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Boris Ezomo
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trust lost. Sign of stupidity. It's literally written on the syringe. Fire her, before she burns down your house.

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#25

I Have No Words

I Have No Words

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Alewa
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wrong! It's 40 years. 2003-2013=10, 2013-2023=10, 2003-2023=20. 40 in sum.

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#26

Probably Shouldn't Have Replaced The Carrots

Probably Shouldn't Have Replaced The Carrots

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I replaced all the ingredients with water because they have too many calories and now my cake tastes just like my soups.

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#27

Toxic Masculinity At Its Finest

Toxic Masculinity At Its Finest

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#28

Virgin Mary Strikes Again

Virgin Mary Strikes Again

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Zoe's Mom
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7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um..someone please sit her down and explain the birds and the bees to her. Well, unless she's caring for a sibling due to death of their parents.

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#29

"Can You Do This Report With Someone Who Doesn't Have That British Accent?"

"Can You Do This Report With Someone Who Doesn't Have That British Accent?"

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#30

Stepdad Thinks Eclipse Will Burn Us Alive

Stepdad Thinks Eclipse Will Burn Us Alive

My stepdad will not let me remove this thin foil for the entire week because he thinks the eclipse will burn us somehow, and now the entire apartment looks like a cave (the first photo is my room, and the second is the kitchen/living room).

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#31

Apparently, Cleopatra VII Was African-American

Apparently, Cleopatra VII Was African-American

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#32

The Sunburn Won’t Give Her Cancer, The Sunscreen Will

The Sunburn Won’t Give Her Cancer, The Sunscreen Will

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#33

And Gay Men Were Breastfed By Their Fathers?

And Gay Men Were Breastfed By Their Fathers?

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#34

Don't Park In Front Of Fire Hydrants, Folks

Don't Park In Front Of Fire Hydrants, Folks

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They do this intentionally to teach you not to park in front of hydrants.

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#35

An Idiot In A 34-Ton Cement Truck Tried To Drive On A 4-Ton Wooden Bridge

An Idiot In A 34-Ton Cement Truck Tried To Drive On A 4-Ton Wooden Bridge

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#36

Man Punctures Leg With Drill, Treats It With Homeopathic Remedies

Man Punctures Leg With Drill, Treats It With Homeopathic Remedies

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#39

Apparently, Crying At Your Wedding Is Considered Gay Now

Apparently, Crying At Your Wedding Is Considered Gay Now

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Gabby M
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hands out plastic bags for these freakin idiots....Parents should be embarassed!!!!

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Anonymous
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is part of the toxic masculinity people have been warning us about. Let men have (and show) their feelings!

LakotaWolf (she/her)
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's worse is that (I am assuming here based on the name and profile pic) OP is female. Even females perpetuate toxic masculinity.

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Nina
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She says extremely gay like it's a bad thing... Smh. I'd rather be extremely gay than be like her. (I keep doubting than/then, someone's got an easy tric to memorize?)

PeTeH
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seeing her walk down the aisle would be an extreme moment of pain.

Rosee_y
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Airhead, those are happy tears, something you will never experience because of your stupid mentality

Chilli
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We did it folks. It is now gay to be straight.

David
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WRONG! Crying at your wedding only makes you Bi. You do not achieve full gayness until you have a child and do the skin to skin bonding thing. /J

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

fellas, is it gay to get married to your wife?

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude, I was the first to say this and now everyone else commented and they have more upvotes ToT what is going onnnn

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Sunshine
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Extreme moments of pain might include reading this stupid post. What an idiot!

axle f
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

.... you're right, of course. they're crying because they just realized that because they're crying they're gay...and yet they're marrying a....a....woman!! How conflicted can u get?!?

Suby
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only way this would make sense is if the groom expected a guy walking down the aisle and a woman showed up instead.

Farnzy
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband was crying during our ceremony and it was the sweetest thing. Everyone there said how touching it was. Of course...none of my attendees are idiots like this person.

SheamusFanFrom1987
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm pretty sure Megha won't see any grown men crying when she walks down the aisle, because she won't get the chance anyway. Any sane man with feelings would want to steer clear of her and her c**p take on men's emotion -_-"

John Seidel
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It could be argued that they have just realized what they have gotten themselves into.

Lexekon
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, I was wondering when I would see an example of toxic femininity, I can go google other things now.

Gwyn
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guys! Is it gay to be happy when you're getting married to a woman?

SkippityBoppityBoo
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Extremely gay?... As though calling someone gay is such a putdown with all the homophobic nonsense that they have to put up with just for being who they are?... It's not the insult you think it is Sweetheart. The LGBTQIA+ community is far Stronger than you realise, in every sense of the word - Strong.

Stormy accepts you (She/They)
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mostly I’m just scared….. I’m a closeted lesbian in a severely Baptist homophobic household and I’m scared so much of the time

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KDav
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men are humans and should be allowed to express human emotions....

Ryan H
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, grown men are basically supposed to be robots then right? Dipshit

Mark Anderson
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You heard it here first folks! If you're a man, you can't show emotion until you're literally dying. Even then, its a case-by-case basis.

Sour Cherry Candy
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh ok my bad let me just not show my wife I love her on our wedding day

Jay Cee
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it gay if the groom cries as the other groom walks down the aisle?

Groovyfirechick
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Natasha Clark
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6 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men can cry all they want, there's nothing that says they cant. She's a sexist homophobe!

Heidi Sweetwater
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh boy. Stupidity on so many levels. I'm 70 and have been seeing men cry when they see their brides for all 7 of those decades (ten year spans of time for you, Megha). BTW does that stand for Mega-moron? You say "extremely gay". It that like being extremely pregnant? Can you be just a little gay? Gay is Gay. Pregnant is Pregnant. Stupid is as Stupid does. Who is educating you in human emotion?

Shirley Heyn
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't "Gay" reserved for when people are laughing or having fun? Ha ha! How can this idiot person think a man crying is having fun? Ha ha! Just another case of "extreme" gay phobia, and/or "extreme" fear of pain and/or death. . .? I am becoming extremely concerned about the level of extreme prejudices/phobias being described as "only" being a problem with men. I demand equal rights for women who also cry at weddings!!! lol :-)

Julia L Guns
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well there is something Megha about her, but it is not her brain.

Jacob Stone
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

FELLAS, is it gay to get married to a woman? I mean, you're marrying someone who likes men!

Ezechiel Darkheart
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

« … extreme moments of pain eg death. » Isn’t it mariage (with her)? /s

Never Snarky
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You think men don’t have emotions? What’s wrong with tears of happiness?

Mary Peace
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Extreme moments of pain eg death.' Is that your own death or someone else's? Because if it's a relative or loved one that died you normally say you've 'lost someone' or been bereaved.

EJN
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this attitude a sub-category called female chauvinism?

Learner Panda
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Again. There is nothing a person can say or do that can make them gay.

Storm Rise
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meghaverma_art - you're one of the reasons we have emotionally crippled men!

Samantha Stewart
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And posters like her are the reason women get a bad name. Crying is a normal emotional release and perfectly acceptable when seeing the love of your life look like the Goddess Aphrodite coming towards you down the aisle.

Celtic Pirate Queen
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, a man who gets emotional seeing his FEMALE bride must definitely be gay. Moron.

Eugenia
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What if for these guys marriage WAS a moment of extreme pain, like the death of their freedom?

Ceil
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seeing my son tear up as his bride walked towards him was one of the most beautiful things I have ever witnessed.

Zull&Panda
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7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is she the wife of the guy who thinks breastfeeding a girl turns her into a lesbian?

BROmanicus85
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And that's why men are reluctant to cry in front of others! Because no matter how much times and society change, there will always be people that make you feel like cr@p for being a sensitive, decent human being!!!!!!!

A C
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's alright love, you won't see a man crying at your wedding cos there won't be one!

Robin DJW
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my experience extreme physical pain does not cause crying.

Doofnuts
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How could she say that, I say Man Buns for all! (I kill me)

Bertha Madott
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My DH is an ultra-tough retired heavy equipment operator strong as an ox. Italian. He cried as a pallbearer at his dear cousin's funeral. He is now 86 and still shovelling snow and helping others on our street. My brother said that my Dh had the most masculine energy of any man he had ever met.

Joshua
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"But I want a sensitive man, but he can't cry." Make up your minds ladies.

Major Harris
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

cried when my oldest brother died un expectedly in august 2001. does that make me less of a man?

Lotekguy
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it OK for the father of the bride to cry then as he realizes how much he's paying for an event with only a 50% chance of living up to the promises?

Michael Largey
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, Megha, you might take a little time to speculate why the groom would be crying. There are a range of possibilities, believe me.

Ansi
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guys... be more like Aragorn. You can do it all, be a protector, leader, respectful, cry, sing and chop of orc heads, don't let this kind of toxic masculinity limit your possibilities of being awesome. 👍❤️

doredde
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would cry too, if someone like her would be waiting for me at the altar.

Michael Fernandez
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Ron Swanson said that seeing the Grand Canyon was also an acceptable occasion. He kept a claymore mine on his desk, though.

Alexandra
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear girl, when do they expect you back at your mental facility? Let me take you there.

pfeils wife
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG? Who raised you Megha? I hope they didn't create any others.

J. Allan
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

men don't cry for pain, the cry when emotionally overloaded.

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#40

When Main Characters Expose Themselves Like This

When Main Characters Expose Themselves Like This

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well in fairness, think of the people he probably hangs with. He might just be the top 86%.

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#42

Blood Is Blue, Apparently

Blood Is Blue, Apparently

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Chihuahua Mama
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is sadly a common myth. Deoxygenated blood is a darker red than oxygenated blood, but both are still very much red

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#43

I May Not Be A Smart Man, But I Know What Stupid Is

I May Not Be A Smart Man, But I Know What Stupid Is

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#46

Imagine Settling Into Your Nice First-Class Seat And Having To Deal With This The Entire Flight

Imagine Settling Into Your Nice First-Class Seat And Having To Deal With This The Entire Flight

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Annie Persson
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be mighty tempted to take the money - and continue coughing in his direction for the rest of the flight

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#48

The Client Used Paper To Walk Into The Room Along The Floor With Glue While We Were At Lunch

The Client Used Paper To Walk Into The Room Along The Floor With Glue While We Were At Lunch

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#49

Science Is Too Hard

Science Is Too Hard

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#50

My Mom Threw All The Chocolate Waffles Outside For The Birds, Thinking The Chocolate Was Mold

My Mom Threw All The Chocolate Waffles Outside For The Birds, Thinking The Chocolate Was Mold

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Amity_Calamity
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guesss that's better than eating waffles with mold and thinking its chocolate

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#54

Let Me Just Fill This Iron With Sugar Water, What Could Go Wrong?

Let Me Just Fill This Iron With Sugar Water, What Could Go Wrong?

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Zoe's Mom
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People like this is why hair dryers have warnings not to use in the shower.

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#56

Who's Going To Tell Him That That's Simply Oxidation, And Not "Toxins"?

Who's Going To Tell Him That That's Simply Oxidation, And Not "Toxins"?

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User# 6
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should straighten it out and stick it up your ärse for maximum effect.

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#57

"How To Fix It?"

"How To Fix It?"

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how do you work out your son failed. You failed as a parent and a decent human

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#58

What Do You Expect Them To Do?

What Do You Expect Them To Do?

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Enuya
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7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After you say no, they should grab you by your hair and then take you to their cave to explain that "maybe means yes and no means maybe", obviously 😌 /s

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#60

Woke Up To This Conversation Between My Co-Owner And A New Member

Woke Up To This Conversation Between My Co-Owner And A New Member

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#61

Our Flight Attendant Repeatedly Insisted That My Son "Turn Off His Device"

Our Flight Attendant Repeatedly Insisted That My Son "Turn Off His Device"

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#62

For The Last Six Years, I Thought My Car's Hood Emblem Was Blue. It Turns Out, It Was Just A Protective Film

For The Last Six Years, I Thought My Car's Hood Emblem Was Blue. It Turns Out, It Was Just A Protective Film

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sooo you never washed that thing? Never got up close? Ok. Not judging just surprised

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#63

Scissors Of Satan

Scissors Of Satan

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Marie Clear
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a hunch, when they move in together at least one of their cats will be named Emily Dickinson.

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#64

He Really Said That With His Whole Chest

He Really Said That With His Whole Chest

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Felidae
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh drat, I better start warning the other 4.6 million people who live here in Cape Town that we better start packing, as all this time we have been living in a direction. Sorry for the other millions of South Africans, but I don't have time to warn them all. Thanks for the laugh on this cold autumn day.

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#65

The Amount Of Likes Is Scary

The Amount Of Likes Is Scary

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#66

Wait, What?

Wait, What?

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#67

Mom Needs To Go Back To School

Mom Needs To Go Back To School

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#68

That’s One Way To Approach The Topic, I Guess

That’s One Way To Approach The Topic, I Guess

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SparkDragon
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's people like this that give Christians a bad name 🤦🏼‍♀️. Please note, I'm not trying to start a theological debate - everyone should be free to believe what they believe, without hate.

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#69

Everybody Can Run 7-Minute Miles

Everybody Can Run 7-Minute Miles

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Michael None
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I kind of get this one after you hear stories of mothers lifting entire cars to save their children and such. It's not mental toughness though it's pushing past you bodies natural defense mechanisms that keep you from injuring yourself.

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#70

Nissan Rogue Driver Gets Stuck Making A Turn On A Denver Bike Path Footbridge

Nissan Rogue Driver Gets Stuck Making A Turn On A Denver Bike Path Footbridge

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Rizzo
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Life is but a never ending intelligence test. Some fail miserably and wouldn't have survived in any other period.

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#71

Flat-Earthers Indoctrinating Children From Birth

Flat-Earthers Indoctrinating Children From Birth

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#72

My Friend Met A Guy Very Confused By Pronouns

My Friend Met A Guy Very Confused By Pronouns

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#73

Just Accept Him

Just Accept Him

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#74

Finally Found One

Finally Found One

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Marie Clear
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the sun exploded, we'd see it 8 minutes later. But the sound wouldn't reach us until 14 years later. Doesn't matter tho, because, well, we're all dead.

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#75

And 120 Minutes Is 1 Hour And 20 Minutes, Right?

And 120 Minutes Is 1 Hour And 20 Minutes, Right?

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#76

This Riddle Doesn't Make Sense. I'm Desperately Trying To Work Out Their Reasoning, But Nothing Fits

This Riddle Doesn't Make Sense. I'm Desperately Trying To Work Out Their Reasoning, But Nothing Fits

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#77

What Could Go Wrong With Taking 10' Boards Home In A Small Car?

What Could Go Wrong With Taking 10' Boards Home In A Small Car?

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Poultry Geist
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know a guy that has done this to his (now ex ) wife’s car multiple times !

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#78

Not A Single One Of These Is A Triangle

Not A Single One Of These Is A Triangle

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#80

Who Gave This Guy A Medical Degree

Who Gave This Guy A Medical Degree

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Annie Persson
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My eyes are week, I need to add glasses. My brain lacks neurotransmitters and -receivers, I need to add those

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#82

There Are 10 Different Kinds Of People: Those Who Understand Binary, And Those Who Don't

There Are 10 Different Kinds Of People: Those Who Understand Binary, And Those Who Don't

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Fat Harry
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those not in tech, 256 is a power of 2 (2^8) and powers of two crop up all the time in programming. Although actually I'd have thought 255 was a more likely number as it's the largest number that can be stored in a byte.

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#83

Can I Use Facebook But Not Google?

Can I Use Facebook But Not Google?

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#84

Phone Case Kiosk Guy Fitted And Sold This Case To My Clueless Grandmother

Phone Case Kiosk Guy Fitted And Sold This Case To My Clueless Grandmother

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Nina
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So the outer fabric comes with a (plastic) case on the inside and they cut only the outer fabric to match the phone? Trying to figure out what I'm looking at here..

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#86

Americans Are Also Europeans

Americans Are Also Europeans

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Enuya
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, if in the post above Cleopatra could be African-American, then *obviously* Americans can be American-Europeans, right...? /s

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#87

What Could Go Wrong With Ironing A Synthetic Shirt

What Could Go Wrong With Ironing A Synthetic Shirt

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Fat Harry
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can iron synthetic shirts, but use a cooler temperature or put something like a teatowel between the shirt and the iron.

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#88

I Can't Help But Wonder If They All Can't Read Or If They Just Insist On Being Dumb

I Can't Help But Wonder If They All Can't Read Or If They Just Insist On Being Dumb

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#89

This Is Insane. Less Than $1000 For 100 Hours

This Is Insane. Less Than $1000 For 100 Hours

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