In life, we all get our chance to shine, like nailing an important presentation at work or leading the football team to victory. Such highs make us want to share our joy with everyone. On the other hand, we also have those embarrassing moments—searching for our keys while holding them or misplacing our groceries.
On such occasions, our common sense takes a backseat, and our brain refuses to function—a brain fart, if you will. But don’t worry, you are not alone. Sometimes, people are hilariously clueless and naive and thankfully, someone captured it on camera.
To help you momentarily forget your goof-ups and lift your spirits, Bored Panda has collected a list of silly things that people have said and done.
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Blaming Young People For Being Triggered
Same sidewalk, cemetery, church, school, neighborhoods, department stores, restaurants, gas stations, supermarkets, colleges etc.etc.etc. Even though those institutions are supported by Black taxes, so yeah...Black people have always subsidized white people by white people giving themselves the majority of the handouts. White people benefit from Black taxes
Lesson Learned
Never Get A Tattoo If You Can't Understand What It Says
Have you ever been in a situation where you randomly blank out or end up doing something silly, and wonder, "What was I thinking?" Welcome to the world of brain farts – those awkward moments when our mind stops functioning, leaving us confused and sometimes embarrassed.
Our brains are incredibly complex organs, capable of processing vast amounts of information efficiently. But they experience hiccups from time to time, or 'cognitive dysfunction'.
It's Just Sad
All Because He Felt Bad He Didn’t Pay Her Enough
Prove Me Wrong, Gladly
A brain fart, which can be linked to cognitive dysfunction, perfectly describes those instances when our mental processes seem to malfunction. Thankfully, many of these glitches are quite common and easy to manage.
We can hit a roadblock when our stress levels skyrocket or we are exhausted. This causes our attention to waver and our memory to play hide-and-seek. Picture this: you're working late in the night, trying to finish a last-minute project, and you keep reading the same paragraph over and over again, unable to understand a word of it.
It is hard to concentrate when our brains are pushed to the limit. In order to recharge our batteries, we should indulge in relaxing activities or hit the gym. This will not only soothe our soul but also help kick stress to the curb.
The "Fidget Stick" Was Bothersome
Yikes
Ah, Yes, $4k Rent
Every Job Should Be Appreciated
$15 Tacos
What Is This New Email You Speak Of?
In today's fast-paced world filled with distractions, staying focused can be difficult. One moment of distraction, and bam! our train of thought derails, leaving us wondering where it all went wrong. That's the magic (or rather, the mischief) of a brain fart, it sneaks up on us when we least expect it, turning our well-laid plans into hilarious moments.
Participating in meditation events or learning new breathing techniques helps to sharpen our attention and focus on the present moment. In fact, organizational tools such as calendars or to-do lists are a great way to keep your appointments and tasks in check. A structured approach helps prevent those "oops" moments.
Judging A Book By Its Cover
Is That Why, Like, 3/4 Of The Population Is Lactose Intolerant?
So Penguins Are Mammals Now
While multitasking is impressive, sometimes it's a recipe for disaster. When we attempt to do too many tasks at once, our brains get overwhelmed, like a computer that has too many tabs open. And just like that, we start to lag because of the overload.
To avoid going from lightning-fast to snail's pace, one should focus on one task at a time. When we keep switching between different things, our brains need time to refocus and this prevents us from fully immersing ourselves in the task at hand. It’s harder to achieve meaningful progress while multitasking. So, remember to take a deep breath, and tackle things like the productivity pro you are.
She Doesn't Know What's Coming
A Person Who Hacked My Credit Card Emailed Me, Asking Why I Canceled His Flight
My credit card was hacked. I think the guy did it by hacking my Gmail account because he signed up for Priceline using the Gmail login button.
I called my bank and canceled it. I logged into Priceline to see if I could get any information about the person who booked the flight. I saw I could cancel it for no charge. So I did it because it was going to be faster to get a refund from Priceline than my bank.
Two days later I got this email. It had his photo and phone number. It matched the name on the flight too.
Excuse Me?
Don’t forget, sleep is your brain's secret weapon that keeps your cognitive powers in top shape. Not getting enough rest can impair memory, attention, and your decision-making abilities. Imagine: You are staring blankly at the fridge, wondering what exactly you are looking for. It's like your brain hit the snooze button along with your alarm clock.
That's why it's important to prioritize quality sleep. Aim for a solid 7-9 hours of uninterrupted shut-eye every night, and it will help you efficiently tackle whatever challenges the day throws your way.
Gatekeeping Gen-Xers From Their Own Music
Only one of those people would have spent time in the 90's listening to Nirvana, etc and the other.........thinks "middle aged" people can't wear band t-shirts of popular bands or of bands they like.
Umm... So Who's Gonna Tell Him
Freedom Of Religion, Never Heard Of It
With a bit of mindfulness, a good night's sleep, and some stress-busting techniques up our sleeves, we can turn those dumb moments into tiny blips on the radar of our brilliant minds. Meanwhile, it never hurts to enjoy those occasional silly situations where we goof up. Have you ever experienced a brain fart? Tell us about your funniest struggles in the comments below.
Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most
My Sister Called And Asked Why Her Dryer Kept Stopping
Ladies And Gentlemen, The Substances My Cleaning Woman Reported To The Police. It's A Thermal Paste For A Computer, Found Next To PC Parts
Trust lost. Sign of stupidity. It's literally written on the syringe. Fire her, before she burns down your house.
I Have No Words
Probably Shouldn't Have Replaced The Carrots
Toxic Masculinity At Its Finest
Virgin Mary Strikes Again
"Can You Do This Report With Someone Who Doesn't Have That British Accent?"
Stepdad Thinks Eclipse Will Burn Us Alive
My stepdad will not let me remove this thin foil for the entire week because he thinks the eclipse will burn us somehow, and now the entire apartment looks like a cave (the first photo is my room, and the second is the kitchen/living room).
I'm surprised that he didn't use all the foil making his hats.
Apparently, Cleopatra VII Was African-American
The Sunburn Won’t Give Her Cancer, The Sunscreen Will
And Gay Men Were Breastfed By Their Fathers?
Don't Park In Front Of Fire Hydrants, Folks
They do this intentionally to teach you not to park in front of hydrants.
An Idiot In A 34-Ton Cement Truck Tried To Drive On A 4-Ton Wooden Bridge
Man Punctures Leg With Drill, Treats It With Homeopathic Remedies
Synonyms
"He Looks Very White For A Spanish Guy"
Apparently, Crying At Your Wedding Is Considered Gay Now
Hands out plastic bags for these freakin idiots....Parents should be embarassed!!!!
Load More Replies...What if you sob? Does that make you bisexual?
Load More Replies...This is part of the toxic masculinity people have been warning us about. Let men have (and show) their feelings!
What's worse is that (I am assuming here based on the name and profile pic) OP is female. Even females perpetuate toxic masculinity.
Load More Replies...She says extremely gay like it's a bad thing... Smh. I'd rather be extremely gay than be like her. (I keep doubting than/then, someone's got an easy tric to memorize?)
Then is similar to When. So, also related to time.
Load More Replies...Clearly, because she's a human and so are men, therefore you're gay
Load More Replies...Dude, I was the first to say this and now everyone else commented and they have more upvotes ToT what is going onnnn
Load More Replies...I'm pretty sure Megha won't see any grown men crying when she walks down the aisle, because she won't get the chance anyway. Any sane man with feelings would want to steer clear of her and her c**p take on men's emotion -_-"
It could be argued that they have just realized what they have gotten themselves into.
God, nothing coul be gayer for a guy than marrying a woman. :^\
Extremely gay?... As though calling someone gay is such a putdown with all the homophobic nonsense that they have to put up with just for being who they are?... It's not the insult you think it is Sweetheart. The LGBTQIA+ community is far Stronger than you realise, in every sense of the word - Strong.
Mostly I’m just scared….. I’m a closeted lesbian in a severely Baptist homophobic household and I’m scared so much of the time
Load More Replies...I cannot believe this idiot is a neuroscientist! 😳😳😳 https://twitter.com/meghaverma_art
She makes people like Mayim Bialik look bad.
Load More Replies...You heard it here first folks! If you're a man, you can't show emotion until you're literally dying. Even then, its a case-by-case basis.
Oh ok my bad let me just not show my wife I love her on our wedding day
Apparently it's not just men who say such stupid stupid things
Men can cry all they want, there's nothing that says they cant. She's a sexist homophobe!
Oh boy. Stupidity on so many levels. I'm 70 and have been seeing men cry when they see their brides for all 7 of those decades (ten year spans of time for you, Megha). BTW does that stand for Mega-moron? You say "extremely gay". It that like being extremely pregnant? Can you be just a little gay? Gay is Gay. Pregnant is Pregnant. Stupid is as Stupid does. Who is educating you in human emotion?
Isn't "Gay" reserved for when people are laughing or having fun? Ha ha! How can this idiot person think a man crying is having fun? Ha ha! Just another case of "extreme" gay phobia, and/or "extreme" fear of pain and/or death. . .? I am becoming extremely concerned about the level of extreme prejudices/phobias being described as "only" being a problem with men. I demand equal rights for women who also cry at weddings!!! lol :-)
FELLAS, is it gay to get married to a woman? I mean, you're marrying someone who likes men!
« … extreme moments of pain eg death. » Isn’t it mariage (with her)? /s
You think men don’t have emotions? What’s wrong with tears of happiness?
'Extreme moments of pain eg death.' Is that your own death or someone else's? Because if it's a relative or loved one that died you normally say you've 'lost someone' or been bereaved.
Again. There is nothing a person can say or do that can make them gay.
Meghaverma_art - you're one of the reasons we have emotionally crippled men!
And posters like her are the reason women get a bad name. Crying is a normal emotional release and perfectly acceptable when seeing the love of your life look like the Goddess Aphrodite coming towards you down the aisle.
Yeah, a man who gets emotional seeing his FEMALE bride must definitely be gay. Moron.
Is she the wife of the guy who thinks breastfeeding a girl turns her into a lesbian?
And that's why men are reluctant to cry in front of others! Because no matter how much times and society change, there will always be people that make you feel like cr@p for being a sensitive, decent human being!!!!!!!
My DH is an ultra-tough retired heavy equipment operator strong as an ox. Italian. He cried as a pallbearer at his dear cousin's funeral. He is now 86 and still shovelling snow and helping others on our street. My brother said that my Dh had the most masculine energy of any man he had ever met.
GAY IS NOT AN INSULT AND FEELINGS ARE ALLOWED YOU ABSOLUTE TWIDDLEDOUGHNUT
She's not right in the head and needs to grasp the English language
cried when my oldest brother died un expectedly in august 2001. does that make me less of a man?
Well, Megha, you might take a little time to speculate why the groom would be crying. There are a range of possibilities, believe me.
I think Ron Swanson said that seeing the Grand Canyon was also an acceptable occasion. He kept a claymore mine on his desk, though.
One of those crying men is know our king! And we love him!!!
When Main Characters Expose Themselves Like This
Well in fairness, think of the people he probably hangs with. He might just be the top 86%.
Women Lose Their Autism If They Have A Child
Blood Is Blue, Apparently
This is sadly a common myth. Deoxygenated blood is a darker red than oxygenated blood, but both are still very much red
I May Not Be A Smart Man, But I Know What Stupid Is
Someone Forgot How An Acronym Works
Fiancée Wanted An Iced Latte
Imagine Settling Into Your Nice First-Class Seat And Having To Deal With This The Entire Flight
I would be mighty tempted to take the money - and continue coughing in his direction for the rest of the flight
The Entitlement Is Strong With This One
The Client Used Paper To Walk Into The Room Along The Floor With Glue While We Were At Lunch
Science Is Too Hard
My Mom Threw All The Chocolate Waffles Outside For The Birds, Thinking The Chocolate Was Mold
Most of these must have come from R/MildlyInfuriating cuz these sure raised my blood pressure significantly.
I think I follow politics to closely so I just laughed. This is run of the mill stupid compared to Republicans, Tories our conservatives in Australia.
Load More Replies...I once taught a 16/17 year old girl who said it was impossible to have anything above 100% and this girl had a C in GCSE. Another time, and this was the WHOLE room of adults I mentioned the experiment where two object were dropped on the moon (feather and hammer) that proved in a vaccum things fall at the same rate - I got called a moron... By EVERYONE.
I asked the person at the counter at Baskin Robbins for a quart of a certain flavor of ice cream. She said they had no more one-quart containers. I said, ok just give me two pints for the same price. She froze, stammered, acted like I was trying to trick her, then refused. Another excellent product of our public schools.
I understand this, though. You have to ring things into the cash register, mostly using bar codes. If you don't physically have a one quart there to take the code from them you cannot make the cash register give the one quart price, it won't do it. Also, 2 smaller things are more expensive than one big one due to packaging and transport costs (round containers make you transport a lot of air in your truck) and the costs of handling and storing the items in store, so they are not the same price at all and not interchangeable. Cashier likely working out if this is possible with her register and without getting fired, and that jammed up her brain in being able to respond.
Load More Replies...I think we've kinda eliminated natural selection...
Load More Replies...A stupid thread where scientific facts are downvoted... because people apparently doesn't agree with science 🤷♀️
Most of these must have come from R/MildlyInfuriating cuz these sure raised my blood pressure significantly.
I think I follow politics to closely so I just laughed. This is run of the mill stupid compared to Republicans, Tories our conservatives in Australia.
Load More Replies...I once taught a 16/17 year old girl who said it was impossible to have anything above 100% and this girl had a C in GCSE. Another time, and this was the WHOLE room of adults I mentioned the experiment where two object were dropped on the moon (feather and hammer) that proved in a vaccum things fall at the same rate - I got called a moron... By EVERYONE.
I asked the person at the counter at Baskin Robbins for a quart of a certain flavor of ice cream. She said they had no more one-quart containers. I said, ok just give me two pints for the same price. She froze, stammered, acted like I was trying to trick her, then refused. Another excellent product of our public schools.
I understand this, though. You have to ring things into the cash register, mostly using bar codes. If you don't physically have a one quart there to take the code from them you cannot make the cash register give the one quart price, it won't do it. Also, 2 smaller things are more expensive than one big one due to packaging and transport costs (round containers make you transport a lot of air in your truck) and the costs of handling and storing the items in store, so they are not the same price at all and not interchangeable. Cashier likely working out if this is possible with her register and without getting fired, and that jammed up her brain in being able to respond.
Load More Replies...I think we've kinda eliminated natural selection...
Load More Replies...A stupid thread where scientific facts are downvoted... because people apparently doesn't agree with science 🤷♀️