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In life, we all get our chance to shine, like nailing an important presentation at work or leading the football team to victory. Such highs make us want to share our joy with everyone. On the other hand, we also have those embarrassing moments—searching for our keys while holding them or misplacing our groceries.

On such occasions, our common sense takes a backseat, and our brain refuses to function—a brain fart, if you will. But don’t worry, you are not alone. Sometimes, people are hilariously clueless and naive and thankfully, someone captured it on camera.

To help you momentarily forget your goof-ups and lift your spirits, Bored Panda has collected a list of silly things that people have said and done.

#1

Blaming Young People For Being Triggered

Blaming Young People For Being Triggered

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7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same sidewalk, cemetery, church, school, neighborhoods, department stores, restaurants, gas stations, supermarkets, colleges etc.etc.etc. Even though those institutions are supported by Black taxes, so yeah...Black people have always subsidized white people by white people giving themselves the majority of the handouts. White people benefit from Black taxes

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    Never Get A Tattoo If You Can't Understand What It Says

    Never Get A Tattoo If You Can't Understand What It Says

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    Have you ever been in a situation where you randomly blank out or end up doing something silly, and wonder, "What was I thinking?" Welcome to the world of brain farts – those awkward moments when our mind stops functioning, leaving us confused and sometimes embarrassed.

    Our brains are incredibly complex organs, capable of processing vast amounts of information efficiently. But they experience hiccups from time to time, or 'cognitive dysfunction'.

    #5

    All Because He Felt Bad He Didn’t Pay Her Enough

    All Because He Felt Bad He Didn’t Pay Her Enough

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    A brain fart, which can be linked to cognitive dysfunction, perfectly describes those instances when our mental processes seem to malfunction. Thankfully, many of these glitches are quite common and easy to manage.

    We can hit a roadblock when our stress levels skyrocket or we are exhausted. This causes our attention to waver and our memory to play hide-and-seek. Picture this: you're working late in the night, trying to finish a last-minute project, and you keep reading the same paragraph over and over again, unable to understand a word of it.

    It is hard to concentrate when our brains are pushed to the limit. In order to recharge our batteries, we should indulge in relaxing activities or hit the gym. This will not only soothe our soul but also help kick stress to the curb.

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    #9

    Ah, Yes, $4k Rent

    Ah, Yes, $4k Rent

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    ADZ
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another example of how having money doesn't mean you've earned it or have any intelligence.

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    #10

    Every Job Should Be Appreciated

    Every Job Should Be Appreciated

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    #12

    What Is This New Email You Speak Of?

    What Is This New Email You Speak Of?

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    In today's fast-paced world filled with distractions, staying focused can be difficult. One moment of distraction, and bam! our train of thought derails, leaving us wondering where it all went wrong. That's the magic (or rather, the mischief) of a brain fart, it sneaks up on us when we least expect it, turning our well-laid plans into hilarious moments.

    Participating in meditation events or learning new breathing techniques helps to sharpen our attention and focus on the present moment. In fact, organizational tools such as calendars or to-do lists are a great way to keep your appointments and tasks in check. A structured approach helps prevent those "oops" moments.

    #13

    Judging A Book By Its Cover

    Judging A Book By Its Cover

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    #14

    Is That Why, Like, 3/4 Of The Population Is Lactose Intolerant?

    Is That Why, Like, 3/4 Of The Population Is Lactose Intolerant?

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    #15

    So Penguins Are Mammals Now

    So Penguins Are Mammals Now

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    Solidhog
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with teachers for 25 years. Many of them are not as smart as you think.

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    While multitasking is impressive, sometimes it's a recipe for disaster. When we attempt to do too many tasks at once, our brains get overwhelmed, like a computer that has too many tabs open. And just like that, we start to lag because of the overload.

    To avoid going from lightning-fast to snail's pace, one should focus on one task at a time. When we keep switching between different things, our brains need time to refocus and this prevents us from fully immersing ourselves in the task at hand. It’s harder to achieve meaningful progress while multitasking. So, remember to take a deep breath, and tackle things like the productivity pro you are.

    #16

    She Doesn't Know What's Coming

    She Doesn't Know What's Coming

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    James016
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my wife was giving birth, someone in another room was also giving birth but had refused all pain relief. The screams......

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    A Person Who Hacked My Credit Card Emailed Me, Asking Why I Canceled His Flight

    A Person Who Hacked My Credit Card Emailed Me, Asking Why I Canceled His Flight

    My credit card was hacked. I think the guy did it by hacking my Gmail account because he signed up for Priceline using the Gmail login button.

    I called my bank and canceled it. I logged into Priceline to see if I could get any information about the person who booked the flight. I saw I could cancel it for no charge. So I did it because it was going to be faster to get a refund from Priceline than my bank.

    Two days later I got this email. It had his photo and phone number. It matched the name on the flight too.

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    Don’t forget, sleep is your brain's secret weapon that keeps your cognitive powers in top shape. Not getting enough rest can impair memory, attention, and your decision-making abilities. Imagine: You are staring blankly at the fridge, wondering what exactly you are looking for. It's like your brain hit the snooze button along with your alarm clock.

    That's why it's important to prioritize quality sleep. Aim for a solid 7-9 hours of uninterrupted shut-eye every night, and it will help you efficiently tackle whatever challenges the day throws your way.

    #19

    Gatekeeping Gen-Xers From Their Own Music

    Gatekeeping Gen-Xers From Their Own Music

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    Snazzy Smurf
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only one of those people would have spent time in the 90's listening to Nirvana, etc and the other.........thinks "middle aged" people can't wear band t-shirts of popular bands or of bands they like.

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    #20

    Umm... So Who's Gonna Tell Him

    Umm... So Who's Gonna Tell Him

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    #21

    Freedom Of Religion, Never Heard Of It

    Freedom Of Religion, Never Heard Of It

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    Marianne
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is also called a totalitarian system and most countries don't like it at all.

    Geoffrey Scott
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most who tell me they want a "Christian Nation" are offended when I say "oh..so a theocracy"..."nooo".."yesss"

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    Nina
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is (as with most groups) the people with extreme viewpoints are louder 🫤

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    Michael Largey
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    7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Metaphysically absurd. You can't force someone to believe in God. You can only compel him to pretend he does.

    Ace
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF this was the sort of reasoning used by the Pilgrim Fathers - they weren't leaving England to escape fro persecution, they were leaving it to found a community where they could force their religious beliefs on everybody else - so it's not _so_ surprising that it's still present in parts of the US.

    Bob Brooce
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had the power, I'd let everyone who thinks we should have mandatory religion and follow "Gods law" have their way. I'd stick all the christians in a place that requires them to follow sharia law as the Taliban see it.

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    Jon Stuart
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually just why? Watch the Life of Brian to get a clear perspective on religion and also while you are at it learn so bloody history, moron.

    Sour Cherry Candy
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you have a totalitarian system, you can't just change people's minds. Even during the Spanish inquisition, many people claimed to accept Christ but still kept their religion (or lack thereof). Stupid idea and impossible to enforce. Get a new hobby. Perhaps you could start with being a better follower of God yourself.

    Stormy accepts you (She/They)
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe in God. I do not follow any religion. I also do not expect other people to believe what I believe. My philosophy is- let everybody live their lives their way, you pay attention to your own. Help people, but do not judge them or force things on them.

    MyWeird “WolvesGoTo” DailyLife
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The First Amendment provides that Congress make no law respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting its free exercise. It protects freedom of speech, the press, assembly, and the right to petition the Government for a redress of grievances“

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    6 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't believe in any Gods & NEVER will. Absolutely no interest in the adult version of imaginary friends.

    tuzdayschild
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    6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a Christian. If you read the bible, you'll see that even Jesus disagrees with this.

    Stannous Flouride
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a time when society was ruled by the Church. It's called the Dark Ages for a reason.-Anonymous (For you history nerds, yeah, I know that's not really accurate but it fits here)

    Stephanie Trump
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a pretty religious person, but I also believe I’m freedom of religion. I may not agree with their beliefs, but I respect their right to others beliefs.

    V H
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's pretty clearly photoshopped, the fonts are completely different

    Bob Brooce
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got $50 that says this asshat has a "Defend The Constitution" bumper sticker.

    axle f
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...next thing you know, tim will be plumping for making believing in the tooth fairy, Easter bunny, Santa Claus, Atlas, Mercury, Diana, Vulcan....et all, unendingly....legally required. Good thinking, Tim..

    Guess Undheit
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tim the Fool should go live in Saudi Barbaria where belief is the law.

    Irrational Gardener
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    6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some in the US think it's 100% fine if the religion is Christianity, but God forbid the discussion should include Islam or Judaism (Pun intended). They do not at all see how ridiculous and hypocritical they are.

    Shirley Heyn
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    6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure anyone in this discussion, or joining this discussion, will ever prove or disprove, their point of view, nor be able to change anyone else's point of view. . .!

    Thomas Ewing
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    6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why be concerned? Without God you're screwed, so let the morons die.

    _physically_insane_(he/him)
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    6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With god you’re screwed too. Everyone dies. No one knows whether or not heaven and hell are real, so don’t act like they are just because they’re in a book

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    Rita De Swaef
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s frightening that Tim’s post actually got almost 10k likes…

    Moo
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That literally goes against Christian faith...we believe God gave us free will for a reason, and the way we're getting into heaven is our heart, not following a bunch of rules by force. We're supposed to choose to have faith-

    K.K.J
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but Tim is a troll and knows what he's saying. Not ignorant. Arrogant maybe, but not ignorant.

    Lee
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you want to turn your country into another North Korea!?

    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet there are so many states where atheism is outlawed and can earn you jailtime. And in some cases... execution.

    Anonymous
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ethics aside, this is completely unenforceable. You don't know what people believe. Only what they claim to believe. If they can get severely punished for not believing in your god, the number of people who "believe" is going to go way up, but it does not mean there are any more believers than there were before changing the laws.

    michael Chock
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    7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason why people are willing to accept fascist nationalism while losing their sh*t over democratic socialism . Correlation/= causation, opinion/=fact, question answers, don't answer questions.

    michael Chock
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Socialism means if you build it, you own it. Facism means people don't get a voice. The "evil" socialist countries are all fascist, just like all the "evil" countries that are not socialist, just like what a religious dictatorship would be.

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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad that the person who posted this was obviously doing so to smear anyone right of the extremist progressive left. Because, when you have nothing to offer on the issues, distorting reality to accomplish your goal works just as well, right? How do I know? Because they'd never admit nor show that Tim also posited the opposite of this statement as part of a debate - which perhaps some of you may know - he regularly sets up for and/or from his show where different perspectives, sometimes even unpopular ones, are laid out for open debate.. But here, where all the muppets TAKE THE SMEAR BATE and proceed to trash talk, participants are blasted by psuedo intellectual echoes, with few brave enough to post independent thought, lest they be pummeled by the resultant virtual mob. Well done, minions. Well done.

    volcanic_larva3
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    7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there are two types of christians: real christians, and then we have this

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a lot of countries that enforce that rule, though they are probably a bit too warm and worship the wrong god for this guy

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    ZuriLovesYou
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO ONE IS FORCING YOU PEOPLE TO BELEIVE IN GOD!!! FOR F*CKS SAKE!!!

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    In Joshua 24:15, Joshua challenges the Israelites: “Choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve… But as for me and my household, we will serve the Lord.” This passage emphasizes our freewill to decide whether we will follow God or other gods.The ultimate expression of freewill is choosing to follow Christ. We can accept or reject God’s offer of salvation through Jesus. God doesn’t force anyone; instead, He invites us to respond willingly.

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    With a bit of mindfulness, a good night's sleep, and some stress-busting techniques up our sleeves, we can turn those dumb moments into tiny blips on the radar of our brilliant minds. Meanwhile, it never hurts to enjoy those occasional silly situations where we goof up. Have you ever experienced a brain fart? Tell us about your funniest struggles in the comments below.

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    #22

    Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most

    Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most

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    My Sister Called And Asked Why Her Dryer Kept Stopping

    My Sister Called And Asked Why Her Dryer Kept Stopping

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    #24

    Ladies And Gentlemen, The Substances My Cleaning Woman Reported To The Police. It's A Thermal Paste For A Computer, Found Next To PC Parts

    Ladies And Gentlemen, The Substances My Cleaning Woman Reported To The Police. It's A Thermal Paste For A Computer, Found Next To PC Parts

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    Boris Ezomo
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust lost. Sign of stupidity. It's literally written on the syringe. Fire her, before she burns down your house.

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    I Have No Words

    I Have No Words

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    Alewa
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong! It's 40 years. 2003-2013=10, 2013-2023=10, 2003-2023=20. 40 in sum.

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    #26

    Probably Shouldn't Have Replaced The Carrots

    Probably Shouldn't Have Replaced The Carrots

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    User# 6
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I replaced all the ingredients with water because they have too many calories and now my cake tastes just like my soups.

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    #27

    Toxic Masculinity At Its Finest

    Toxic Masculinity At Its Finest

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    Virgin Mary Strikes Again

    Virgin Mary Strikes Again

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    Zoe's Mom
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    7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um..someone please sit her down and explain the birds and the bees to her. Well, unless she's caring for a sibling due to death of their parents.

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    #29

    "Can You Do This Report With Someone Who Doesn't Have That British Accent?"

    "Can You Do This Report With Someone Who Doesn't Have That British Accent?"

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    #30

    Stepdad Thinks Eclipse Will Burn Us Alive

    Stepdad Thinks Eclipse Will Burn Us Alive

    My stepdad will not let me remove this thin foil for the entire week because he thinks the eclipse will burn us somehow, and now the entire apartment looks like a cave (the first photo is my room, and the second is the kitchen/living room).

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    #31

    Apparently, Cleopatra VII Was African-American

    Apparently, Cleopatra VII Was African-American

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    #32

    The Sunburn Won’t Give Her Cancer, The Sunscreen Will

    The Sunburn Won’t Give Her Cancer, The Sunscreen Will

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    #33

    And Gay Men Were Breastfed By Their Fathers?

    And Gay Men Were Breastfed By Their Fathers?

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    #34

    Don't Park In Front Of Fire Hydrants, Folks

    Don't Park In Front Of Fire Hydrants, Folks

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    Donkey boi
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do this intentionally to teach you not to park in front of hydrants.

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    #35

    An Idiot In A 34-Ton Cement Truck Tried To Drive On A 4-Ton Wooden Bridge

    An Idiot In A 34-Ton Cement Truck Tried To Drive On A 4-Ton Wooden Bridge

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    #36

    Man Punctures Leg With Drill, Treats It With Homeopathic Remedies

    Man Punctures Leg With Drill, Treats It With Homeopathic Remedies

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    #40

    When Main Characters Expose Themselves Like This

    When Main Characters Expose Themselves Like This

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    Marie Clear
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well in fairness, think of the people he probably hangs with. He might just be the top 86%.

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    #42

    Blood Is Blue, Apparently

    Blood Is Blue, Apparently

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sadly a common myth. Deoxygenated blood is a darker red than oxygenated blood, but both are still very much red

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    #43

    I May Not Be A Smart Man, But I Know What Stupid Is

    I May Not Be A Smart Man, But I Know What Stupid Is

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    #46

    Imagine Settling Into Your Nice First-Class Seat And Having To Deal With This The Entire Flight

    Imagine Settling Into Your Nice First-Class Seat And Having To Deal With This The Entire Flight

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    Annie Persson
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be mighty tempted to take the money - and continue coughing in his direction for the rest of the flight

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    #48

    The Client Used Paper To Walk Into The Room Along The Floor With Glue While We Were At Lunch

    The Client Used Paper To Walk Into The Room Along The Floor With Glue While We Were At Lunch

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    #49

    Science Is Too Hard

    Science Is Too Hard

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    #50

    My Mom Threw All The Chocolate Waffles Outside For The Birds, Thinking The Chocolate Was Mold

    My Mom Threw All The Chocolate Waffles Outside For The Birds, Thinking The Chocolate Was Mold

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    Amity_Calamity
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guesss that's better than eating waffles with mold and thinking its chocolate

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    #54

    Let Me Just Fill This Iron With Sugar Water, What Could Go Wrong?

    Let Me Just Fill This Iron With Sugar Water, What Could Go Wrong?

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    Zoe's Mom
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like this is why hair dryers have warnings not to use in the shower.

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    #56

    Who's Going To Tell Him That That's Simply Oxidation, And Not "Toxins"?

    Who's Going To Tell Him That That's Simply Oxidation, And Not "Toxins"?

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    User# 6
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should straighten it out and stick it up your ärse for maximum effect.

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    #57

    "How To Fix It?"

    "How To Fix It?"

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    maka paka
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do you work out your son failed. You failed as a parent and a decent human

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    #58

    What Do You Expect Them To Do?

    What Do You Expect Them To Do?

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    Enuya
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    7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After you say no, they should grab you by your hair and then take you to their cave to explain that "maybe means yes and no means maybe", obviously 😌 /s

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    #60

    Woke Up To This Conversation Between My Co-Owner And A New Member

    Woke Up To This Conversation Between My Co-Owner And A New Member

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    #61

    Our Flight Attendant Repeatedly Insisted That My Son "Turn Off His Device"

    Our Flight Attendant Repeatedly Insisted That My Son "Turn Off His Device"

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    #62

    For The Last Six Years, I Thought My Car's Hood Emblem Was Blue. It Turns Out, It Was Just A Protective Film

    For The Last Six Years, I Thought My Car's Hood Emblem Was Blue. It Turns Out, It Was Just A Protective Film

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    SCamp
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo you never washed that thing? Never got up close? Ok. Not judging just surprised

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    #63

    Scissors Of Satan

    Scissors Of Satan

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    Marie Clear
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a hunch, when they move in together at least one of their cats will be named Emily Dickinson.

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    #64

    He Really Said That With His Whole Chest

    He Really Said That With His Whole Chest

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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh drat, I better start warning the other 4.6 million people who live here in Cape Town that we better start packing, as all this time we have been living in a direction. Sorry for the other millions of South Africans, but I don't have time to warn them all. Thanks for the laugh on this cold autumn day.

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    The Amount Of Likes Is Scary

    The Amount Of Likes Is Scary

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    Wait, What?

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    Mom Needs To Go Back To School

    Mom Needs To Go Back To School

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    #68

    That’s One Way To Approach The Topic, I Guess

    That’s One Way To Approach The Topic, I Guess

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    SparkDragon
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's people like this that give Christians a bad name 🤦🏼‍♀️. Please note, I'm not trying to start a theological debate - everyone should be free to believe what they believe, without hate.

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    #69

    Everybody Can Run 7-Minute Miles

    Everybody Can Run 7-Minute Miles

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    Michael None
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of get this one after you hear stories of mothers lifting entire cars to save their children and such. It's not mental toughness though it's pushing past you bodies natural defense mechanisms that keep you from injuring yourself.

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    Nissan Rogue Driver Gets Stuck Making A Turn On A Denver Bike Path Footbridge

    Nissan Rogue Driver Gets Stuck Making A Turn On A Denver Bike Path Footbridge

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    Rizzo
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is but a never ending intelligence test. Some fail miserably and wouldn't have survived in any other period.

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    #71

    Flat-Earthers Indoctrinating Children From Birth

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    My Friend Met A Guy Very Confused By Pronouns

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    Just Accept Him

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    Finally Found One

    Finally Found One

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    Marie Clear
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the sun exploded, we'd see it 8 minutes later. But the sound wouldn't reach us until 14 years later. Doesn't matter tho, because, well, we're all dead.

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    #75

    And 120 Minutes Is 1 Hour And 20 Minutes, Right?

    And 120 Minutes Is 1 Hour And 20 Minutes, Right?

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    #76

    This Riddle Doesn't Make Sense. I'm Desperately Trying To Work Out Their Reasoning, But Nothing Fits

    This Riddle Doesn't Make Sense. I'm Desperately Trying To Work Out Their Reasoning, But Nothing Fits

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    #77

    What Could Go Wrong With Taking 10' Boards Home In A Small Car?

    What Could Go Wrong With Taking 10' Boards Home In A Small Car?

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    Poultry Geist
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a guy that has done this to his (now ex ) wife’s car multiple times !

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    #78

    Not A Single One Of These Is A Triangle

    Not A Single One Of These Is A Triangle

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    Who Gave This Guy A Medical Degree

    Who Gave This Guy A Medical Degree

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    Annie Persson
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eyes are week, I need to add glasses. My brain lacks neurotransmitters and -receivers, I need to add those

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    #82

    There Are 10 Different Kinds Of People: Those Who Understand Binary, And Those Who Don't

    There Are 10 Different Kinds Of People: Those Who Understand Binary, And Those Who Don't

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    Fat Harry
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those not in tech, 256 is a power of 2 (2^8) and powers of two crop up all the time in programming. Although actually I'd have thought 255 was a more likely number as it's the largest number that can be stored in a byte.

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    #83

    Can I Use Facebook But Not Google?

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    Phone Case Kiosk Guy Fitted And Sold This Case To My Clueless Grandmother

    Phone Case Kiosk Guy Fitted And Sold This Case To My Clueless Grandmother

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    Nina
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the outer fabric comes with a (plastic) case on the inside and they cut only the outer fabric to match the phone? Trying to figure out what I'm looking at here..

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    #86

    Americans Are Also Europeans

    Americans Are Also Europeans

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    Enuya
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if in the post above Cleopatra could be African-American, then *obviously* Americans can be American-Europeans, right...? /s

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    #87

    What Could Go Wrong With Ironing A Synthetic Shirt

    What Could Go Wrong With Ironing A Synthetic Shirt

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    Fat Harry
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can iron synthetic shirts, but use a cooler temperature or put something like a teatowel between the shirt and the iron.

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    #88

    I Can't Help But Wonder If They All Can't Read Or If They Just Insist On Being Dumb

    I Can't Help But Wonder If They All Can't Read Or If They Just Insist On Being Dumb

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    This Is Insane. Less Than $1000 For 100 Hours

    This Is Insane. Less Than $1000 For 100 Hours

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