Plot twist. Someday they start understanding.... ♡

So true!

SO CUTE!! :D i love the idea of a grown man/woman sitting at the kitchentable every morning to draw the tattoos again :D

Let him be pants!

I have seen that movie.....

At least he is entertaining.

THAT"S where those come from!

Well technically he was correct.

Good! He didn't forget what's important.

XD

There seems to be something terribly wrong with catholic school sex education.

This is the awesome s**t where big brothers are for!

You do what you have to.....

They are so easy to deceive when they are little.

What a great place to hide your cocaine in plane sight

:D

Very cute and I feel there's a kind of logic there

Aw! Thats cute!

they both look very innocent.. hard to tell wich the offender is :D

If you consider how the brain developes, this is another stange and a great achievement. At first, children believe objects they do not see do not exist anymore. Than they think if they cannot see something, they cannot be seen. This child found a great way to hide himself altogether, "just" not perceiving yet that a semi-transparent box will not do the trick. Once he fully developed the theory of mind, he will also understand. In short: not stupid, but a good sign of development!

i am so sorry... but i laughed out loud at this one :D

I see doctors' bills in your future, pricey, pricey doctors' bills

That sounds just like me.

He wanted to let it out during dinner. Bon appétit.

my brother, when my parents brought me home "what? we gonna keep her?"

Mum was indeed strong if she could mash them raw.

When kids are given rules but not reasons.

You censored sex?????????? What is wrong with you people?

Not me ;)

I laughed way too hard at this. If I were his wife, I wouldn't have even batted an eye and said "I guess we'll find out when the 23 and me results come in" hahahaha

Priorities :D

hahaha, uncles are the best.

and then the concerned dog came over to comfort you and it was all better?

and legs he did

Seems legit.

😂😂😂

Oh I bet that wasn't an accidental order...just one they hoped mom wouldn't notice.

Lol I used to do something similar. I watched a documentary about rats living off food washed down kitchen sinks to feed their sewer babies. I always used to stuff food down the drain (no waste disposal as I live in the uk) I did this until I was 16

Yup! Just need to air out the ol--

Ask him if he traded it in with another kid on the bus for an Oreo (if you haven’t seen the other post this won’t make sense)

Maaaaaan.

I'm so sorry. I may have laughed a little too much and a little too loudly at this.

Is your kid secretly a cat?

That's poorly executed, but smart.

Haha, I use to tell my kids I could see the lie in their eyes so of course they would lower them or close them completely when telling a lie ;)

HIPPOPOTAMUS IS AT THE TOP IF THE FOOD CHAIN

yes. britney.

ouch.

Frankly, how would adults do that, unless they are poets or therapists?

Don't keep chemicals in low places if you have kids!