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We all used to be kids at some point, but child logic still remains largely a mystery. Even when we grow up and become parents ourselves. Imagine stuffing your backpack with "beautiful cube rocks" or bathing in paint containers after your parents spend $150.00 on a pool.

A subreddit r/KidsAreF***ingStupid offers a priceless collection of clueless little ones, both adorable and hilariously funny. “Like what, you seriously can't hula hoop? Jesus Christ,” says the description of the group with a whopping 1.7 million members. All that you're gonna see below will make you wonder whether you too were like this, and the answer is most likely positive.

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Lemme Go Take A Quick Nap So I Can Understand You

Lemme Go Take A Quick Nap So I Can Understand You

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Kid Just Wanted To Be Sure

Kid Just Wanted To Be Sure

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Wholesome Stupidity

Wholesome Stupidity

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To us adults, kids oftentimes look like aliens from another planet. Full of genuine excitement, curiosity, and honesty, they carry the traits many of us lose on our way into adulthood.

Vineet Nayar, the founder of the Sampark Foundation based in Delhi, believes that such traits are so valuable, leaders should take lessons. “The games kids play often have an element of ‘imagine’, which we leaders overlook in our obsessive focus on movement on the road ahead and the rear view mirror.”

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I Love Him Tho

I Love Him Tho

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Oh No. Not The Tomato

Oh No. Not The Tomato

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Another After Another

Another After Another

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In this small world of ours, Vineet claims, we should ask childlike questions like "Why not?" The little ones are also hungry for information, soaking in all the tiniest everyday experiences that turn the world into an enormous playground. Given the opportunity, every child is ready to explore.

“We can discuss other traits of children—trust, loyalty, intuitiveness, responsibility, dedication, competitiveness, collaboration, excitement, adventure, challenge, moral fulfillment, et al.—and apply them to leadership,” argues Vineet.

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Words Can’t Explain Their Stupidity

Words Can’t Explain Their Stupidity

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CrunChewy McSandybutt
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never questioned it when it's a kid's shoe, but when it's a single 5" Stiletto, I'm certain there's an interesting story to be told.

2WheelTravlr
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My brother did this multiple times when he was a toddler. I seem to recall vacations being his favorite time to participate in this sport, probably because it was hot, we had no a/c, and we were in the car for long periods of time. We actually have family photos of my dad parked by the side of the road while my mom is walking back to retrieve a shoe.

Liam Turner
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

honestly tho kid be smart they don't wanna get in trouble so they leave their shoe on the highway for other people to see that they did that as to not get in trouble

Ryleigh
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not the shoes on the power lines! 'Em shoes are just from people who they are too small for

Heather Menard
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was my thought exactly. Oh so thats how there is only one shoe on the highway.

DramaDoc
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could be worse - The kid in question could have been 25 at the time...

Benno Sellin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The real reason are truck drivers who do have two pair of shoes often and forget them outside of the driving cabin...

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Kids Are Bigbrain

Kids Are Bigbrain

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Well, It's Better Than Being Asked "Are We There Yet?"

Well, It's Better Than Being Asked "Are We There Yet?"

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Dad Of The Year

Dad Of The Year

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Straight Out Of The Fantasy Book

Straight Out Of The Fantasy Book

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Speaks For Itself

Speaks For Itself

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Parenting

Parenting

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Deception: 100

Deception: 100

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Phrasing

Phrasing

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It’s The Same Dog

It’s The Same Dog

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Incorrect

Incorrect

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They’re Pretty Wholesome At The Same Time

They’re Pretty Wholesome At The Same Time

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Blaming On A Doggo. Heckin Bamboozled

Blaming On A Doggo. Heckin Bamboozled

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My Son's Latest Attempt At “Hide And Seek”

My Son's Latest Attempt At “Hide And Seek”

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Child Sacrifice

Child Sacrifice

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My Kid Swallowed A Penny While Showing His Little Brother How He Accidentally Swallowed A Sim Key The Day Before

My Kid Swallowed A Penny While Showing His Little Brother How He Accidentally Swallowed A Sim Key The Day Before

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#23

The Other Team

The Other Team

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He’ll Never Have Get It Back

He’ll Never Have Get It Back

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Some Siblings Love

Some Siblings Love

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Mashed Potatoes

Mashed Potatoes

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My GF Teaches 1st Graders. Her School's "No Tag" Policy Is Working Great

My GF Teaches 1st Graders. Her School's "No Tag" Policy Is Working Great

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The Wonders Of Childhood

The Wonders Of Childhood

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#29

You Telling Me There's Someone Else In This House That Draws Like A 4-Year-Old?

You Telling Me There's Someone Else In This House That Draws Like A 4-Year-Old?

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Ah, My Favorite Letter

Ah, My Favorite Letter

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It Wasn’t Even Double Stuffed Smh

It Wasn’t Even Double Stuffed Smh

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One Time My Uncle Put A Wig On My Cousin's Head And Told Him It Was Permanent

One Time My Uncle Put A Wig On My Cousin's Head And Told Him It Was Permanent

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#33

Friend Thought His Dog Wouldn’t Like Him Anymore

Friend Thought His Dog Wouldn’t Like Him Anymore

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#34

The Next Picasso

The Next Picasso

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#35

Seems Like A Good Trade

Seems Like A Good Trade

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Close One, Kiddo

Close One, Kiddo

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#37

Kid Buys Farts From Amazon

Kid Buys Farts From Amazon

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#38

"Bears Don't Live Here!"

"Bears Don't Live Here!"

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Just Like We Practiced

Just Like We Practiced

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#40

How Do You Lose A Cello?

How Do You Lose A Cello?

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#41

If It Fits, It Goes In The Drain

If It Fits, It Goes In The Drain

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#42

Makes It Easier To Predict A Child’s Future

Makes It Easier To Predict A Child’s Future

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#43

150.00$ On A Pool For This Kid To Rather Be On A Paint Container

150.00$ On A Pool For This Kid To Rather Be On A Paint Container

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#44

They’re Identical, How Did Their Mom Notice?

They’re Identical, How Did Their Mom Notice?

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#45

I Believe I Can Lie

I Believe I Can Lie

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#46

I Mean, He’s Not Wrong

I Mean, He’s Not Wrong

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#47

Found My Old Diary Entry From 2000

Found My Old Diary Entry From 2000

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#48

2020 Vision

2020 Vision

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#49

Kid Describes Colour To A Blind Person

Kid Describes Colour To A Blind Person

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#50

Oh Dear

Oh Dear

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#51

The Day My Sister Tried To Kill Me (Or So I Thought)

The Day My Sister Tried To Kill Me (Or So I Thought)

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#52

Everyday Child Antics

Everyday Child Antics

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Donkeyyy

Donkeyyy

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#54

Kids Are Special Beings

Kids Are Special Beings

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#55

He Didn't Do It

He Didn't Do It

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#56

Ya Gotta Check

Ya Gotta Check

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#57

Crack Smack

Crack Smack

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#58

Legendary

Legendary

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#59

Lmao

Lmao

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#60

Mystery Of The Wine Bottles

Mystery Of The Wine Bottles

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#61

I Was A Stupid Kid

I Was A Stupid Kid

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#62

Was Asked To Grab A Screwdriver

Was Asked To Grab A Screwdriver

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#63

6-Year-Old Me Was Very Worried

6-Year-Old Me Was Very Worried

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#64

Plot Twist: He Lives At The School

Plot Twist: He Lives At The School

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Reaction To Almost Getting Hit By A Car

Reaction To Almost Getting Hit By A Car

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#66

Now This Is A Commitment

Now This Is A Commitment

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#67

Like When You Can't Find Your Glasses And There On Your Head

Like When You Can't Find Your Glasses And There On Your Head

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#68

Not Anymore

Not Anymore

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#69

My Brother-In-Law Got This Email Today

My Brother-In-Law Got This Email Today

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#70

The Things You Deal With As A Waiter

The Things You Deal With As A Waiter

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#71

Wait A Sec, There Are Real Bats?

Wait A Sec, There Are Real Bats?

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#72

The Kid Decided She Doesn’t Like Squash Anymore. Big Fan Of Yellow Cucumbers Though

The Kid Decided She Doesn’t Like Squash Anymore. Big Fan Of Yellow Cucumbers Though

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#73

Kid Thought He Was Sneaky

Kid Thought He Was Sneaky

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Mathematic Genius

Mathematic Genius

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#75

My Daughter Just Turned 5 And Got A 5 Dollar Bill. She Wanted To Share Her 5 Dollars With Her Little Brother

My Daughter Just Turned 5 And Got A 5 Dollar Bill. She Wanted To Share Her 5 Dollars With Her Little Brother

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Smashed It With A Hammer

Smashed It With A Hammer

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#77

I Love Playdoh

I Love Playdoh

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#78

They Were Arguing Over Who Got To Be My Foot Rest. So We Compromised And They Each Got One Foot

They Were Arguing Over Who Got To Be My Foot Rest. So We Compromised And They Each Got One Foot

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#79

Sam By Day, Captain Ravioli By Night

Sam By Day, Captain Ravioli By Night

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#80

Joe Jonas Wished He Had A Chance

Joe Jonas Wished He Had A Chance

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#81

Bird Is The Word

Bird Is The Word

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#82

But Is It?

But Is It?

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#83

Power Move

Power Move

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#84

My Girlfriend’s 10-Year-Old Sister Packed Her Backpack With “Beautiful Cube Rocks”, Which She Picked Because They Were So Unique

My Girlfriend’s 10-Year-Old Sister Packed Her Backpack With “Beautiful Cube Rocks”, Which She Picked Because They Were So Unique

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#85

Why Are Kids So Damn Crazy

Why Are Kids So Damn Crazy

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#86

Coffee The Destroyer Of The Young

Coffee The Destroyer Of The Young

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#87

When Life Gives You Lemon Loaf, Call It Lemonade Cake

When Life Gives You Lemon Loaf, Call It Lemonade Cake

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#88

What's The Dumbest Thing You Believed As A Kid

What's The Dumbest Thing You Believed As A Kid

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#89

Toddlers Are Goldmines For Silly Situations

Toddlers Are Goldmines For Silly Situations

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#90

Well Done

Well Done

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#91

A Letter From My Daughter

A Letter From My Daughter

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A Thrilling Turn Of Events

A Thrilling Turn Of Events

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#93

Solid Plan

Solid Plan

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#94

While The World Is Fighting Over TP, My Toddler Is Giving Ours A Bath

While The World Is Fighting Over TP, My Toddler Is Giving Ours A Bath

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My Son After Trying To Get Back Down From Washing His Hands. Just Hanging There. Helpless

My Son After Trying To Get Back Down From Washing His Hands. Just Hanging There. Helpless

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#96

“They Don’t Do That”

“They Don’t Do That”

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#97

I'm Sure No One Will Know Who's Son He Is

I'm Sure No One Will Know Who's Son He Is

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#98

It Also Works With Sea Bears

It Also Works With Sea Bears

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#99

Harvard Wants To Speak With This Kid

Harvard Wants To Speak With This Kid

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#100

So My Kid Asked Me, "Why Is That Lady So Small?"

So My Kid Asked Me, "Why Is That Lady So Small?"

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#101

Imagine That

Imagine That

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#102

Texts From The Babysitter Never Surprise Me Anymore

Texts From The Babysitter Never Surprise Me Anymore

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#103

My Pre-K Rebellious Phase

My Pre-K Rebellious Phase

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#104

Great Idea, Poor Execution

Great Idea, Poor Execution

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Snoop Dogg Approves

Snoop Dogg Approves

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#106

Kid Kills His Fish

Kid Kills His Fish

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Where’s The Money At?

Where’s The Money At?

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#108

Worked A Treat

Worked A Treat

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A Perfect Betrayal

A Perfect Betrayal

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#110

“But That Is My Real Age!”

“But That Is My Real Age!”

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#111

Ah Yes, Youth

Ah Yes, Youth

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#112

I Would’ve Gone

I Would’ve Gone

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But She Ate It Anyway

But She Ate It Anyway

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#114

An Interesting Title

An Interesting Title

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#115

You Learn Something New Every Day

You Learn Something New Every Day

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This Is A Trick That Only Works Once

This Is A Trick That Only Works Once

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Solid Question

Solid Question

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#118

Kid Actually Thought She Was Going To Disney World For A Field Trip Without Parents

Kid Actually Thought She Was Going To Disney World For A Field Trip Without Parents

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2-Year-Old Scared To Go Into The Room Because “Bad Yoda Was Watching Her”. Turns Out It’s Just The Backside Of This Powerpuff Girl Toy

2-Year-Old Scared To Go Into The Room Because “Bad Yoda Was Watching Her”. Turns Out It’s Just The Backside Of This Powerpuff Girl Toy

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My Little Sister Wondered Why Her Screen Didn't Work

My Little Sister Wondered Why Her Screen Didn't Work

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#121

Me When I Was Like 6

Me When I Was Like 6

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#122

Floating. It's Called Floating

Floating. It's Called Floating

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#123

That Bath Mat Came Out Of Nowhere

That Bath Mat Came Out Of Nowhere

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#124

Doesn't Expect To Get Kicked When Wearing A Shirt Saying “Kick Me” To School

Doesn't Expect To Get Kicked When Wearing A Shirt Saying “Kick Me” To School

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#125

He Runs Full Blast Into Counters, Walls, People Like This But He's Laughing And Having A Grand Ol' Time

He Runs Full Blast Into Counters, Walls, People Like This But He's Laughing And Having A Grand Ol' Time

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The Tape That Had My Mom’s First Ultrasound Of Me, Until I Taped Reruns Of The Simpsons Over It When I Was 7

The Tape That Had My Mom’s First Ultrasound Of Me, Until I Taped Reruns Of The Simpsons Over It When I Was 7

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#127

Famous Kids Are Also Stupid

Famous Kids Are Also Stupid

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#128

Daughter Decided To Toast Her Crackers In The Heater And Not Tell Me About It For A Couple Of Years

Daughter Decided To Toast Her Crackers In The Heater And Not Tell Me About It For A Couple Of Years

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#129

Play Along, Silly

Play Along, Silly

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I Felt Inferior

I Felt Inferior

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#131

Took Me Years To Realize

Took Me Years To Realize

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#132

5-Year-Old Niece Wants A Bunny, So She Made This Trap On The Driveway

5-Year-Old Niece Wants A Bunny, So She Made This Trap On The Driveway

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#133

Friend Went Though An Emo Phase. Meant To Say "Don't Label Me" But She Didn't Know How To Spell It

Friend Went Though An Emo Phase. Meant To Say "Don't Label Me" But She Didn't Know How To Spell It

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#134

Someone Come Get This Kid

Someone Come Get This Kid

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#135

My Little Brother Tried To Block The Lens

My Little Brother Tried To Block The Lens

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#136

Misguided Altruism

Misguided Altruism

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#137

Kids Are Just

Kids Are Just

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#138

My Poor Mom

My Poor Mom

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My 4-Year-Old Son's Search History

My 4-Year-Old Son's Search History

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