When I was six, and I am not sure how or why but, the subject of genitals and their proper names was raised, and my religious nut job grandmother (father's mother) told me "that is your Christmas Cupcake and you save that and only give it to the man you marry on the day you marry. That is for him and no one else." My mother was shocked at this response and told me to leave the room and we would talk later. We never talked and this became very evident, when about six months later, we were at the wedding of my dad's brother and the church got quiet because of prayer and I asked my mother, I thought I was whispering and she swears I wasn't, "IS THIS WHEN SHE GIVES HIM HER CHRISTMAS CUPCAKE?" and stood on the pew and pointing to my crotch, you know, in case she didn't understand the meaning.

We rented summer cottage near friends and in a week they started to look strange at me. Took me a while to figure out that my 3 years old son was training his imagination with them. So I learned that: Last summer we lived in other house - oh, with another daddy. I am feeding my kids with porridge only, they can't eat, crying, but no chance to get smth else. His grandfather was great Chinese guitarist. He and 7 his brothers died during WW2, etc. Oh, my! )))

Long before the time of daycare, mom would take me, bro and sis to the zoo. It was free then and we would spend all day, a lot of days, long before we were of school age. After looking at a lot of animals, I asked when I would get my antlers. Never put it together that my parents did not have antlers, just saw that older large animals had horns or antlers. It was a sad day to be told I would not be growing antlers. Darn!

these are so hilarious

My Dad helped the strangers when he saw me talking to them and giviing directions to a place I did not know because we didn't even live there.

I asked my dad of people in other countries caugh and laugh in another language.

When I was a kid I thought that this cute little bee crawling around on the pavement would make a dandy friend, so I decided to go pick up my new friend with BARE HANDS. Yeah, you can guess what happened next.

Where's the link to the rest of them?

Never share and embarass your kids on internet jeez. This can do only stupid parents. What you will say, when they grow up and find self on for example on Bored Panda, where people laught at them.