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hehe, yeaster

touché!

Man flu is no laughing matter! If only women knew how we suffer!

I seem to have spent my whole life getting nothing done

I love the way in this painting the girl looks as if she's looking at a photographer

A very fancy Cone of Shame.

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

aaaaaand boom!

Interpretive dance.

Will you marry me?

For some reason classic artists had difficulties painting cats, like they were mithical creatures,

you'll need a lot more drink than that, honey

"Have you seen my Flik and Flak?"

And now I´m singing

Except for Keanu Reeves. He can stay.

Phone queues for customer service in a nutshell lol

I've only ever tried one better than sex recipe. It wasn't.

Isaac Newton is now woke! I, as a Daily Mail reader, and being hard of thinking, am now outraged!

I'm into that, I would love to play this game in bed. Would any BP ladies like to join me?

I'd settle for 6 solid hours, without any wake-ups to use the bathroom.

Aha, I need this for my retirement party!

is that a waffle?

Very diplomatic.

Relatable...

To be fair, you can do that with babies, although it is not advisable to do so.

I would ask to see the cats...

Is it just me or is Patrick Stewart aging poorly?

and december, and january....

hahahaaa :)))

I have a green thumb. It's stained from the chlorophyll of all the plants I've killed.

My body is a temple in the Indiana Jones sense, trapped, crumbling, and probably cursed.

I'm absolutely terrified of 100 million dollars.

This.

I am the spuddlmeister!

That's why you should eat KFC everyday. Once finished, chuck the bucket. #lifehacks

There is never such thing as too much spaghetti !

Scary

Get out...please?