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hehe, yeaster

touché!

Man flu is no laughing matter! If only women knew how we suffer!

I seem to have spent my whole life getting nothing done

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

A very fancy Cone of Shame.

...and it also keeps her from scratching behind the ears...🙉

how is this not higher on the list!!!!????

I love the way in this painting the girl looks as if she's looking at a photographer

aaaaaand boom!

Will you marry me?

For some reason classic artists had difficulties painting cats, like they were mithical creatures,

Interpretive dance.

you'll need a lot more drink than that, honey

"Have you seen my Flik and Flak?"

Except for Keanu Reeves. He can stay.

And now I´m singing

Phone queues for customer service in a nutshell lol

I'm into that, I would love to play this game in bed. Would any BP ladies like to join me?

I've only ever tried one better than sex recipe. It wasn't.

Isaac Newton is now woke! I, as a Daily Mail reader, and being hard of thinking, am now outraged!

Aha, I need this for my retirement party!

is that a waffle?

I'd settle for 6 solid hours, without any wake-ups to use the bathroom.

Very diplomatic.

Relatable...

I would ask to see the cats...

To be fair, you can do that with babies, although it is not advisable to do so.

and december, and january....

Is it just me or is Patrick Stewart aging poorly?

I'm absolutely terrified of 100 million dollars.

I have a green thumb. It's stained from the chlorophyll of all the plants I've killed.

I am the spuddlmeister!

My body is a temple in the Indiana Jones sense, trapped, crumbling, and probably cursed.

hahahaaa :)))

That's why you should eat KFC everyday. Once finished, chuck the bucket. #lifehacks

This.

Scary

There is never such thing as too much spaghetti !

Get out...please?