touché!

What makes us human? Not voting for Trump. This is some bullshít. I guess I didn’t realize that various prejudices run so deep.

hehe, yeaster

Man flu is no laughing matter! If only women knew how we suffer!

I seem to have spent my whole life getting nothing done

I love the way in this painting the girl looks as if she's looking at a photographer

aaaaaand boom!

Will you marry me?

Interpretive dance.

For some reason classic artists had difficulties painting cats, like they were mithical creatures,

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

A very fancy Cone of Shame.

Isaac Newton is now woke! I, as a Daily Mail reader, and being hard of thinking, am now outraged!

I'd settle for 6 solid hours, without any wake-ups to use the bathroom.

I've only ever tried one better than sex recipe. It wasn't.

"Have you seen my Flik and Flak?"

Aha, I need this for my retirement party!

And now I´m singing

Phone queues for customer service in a nutshell lol

Very diplomatic.

you'll need a lot more drink than that, honey

I'm into that, I would love to play this game in bed. Would any BP ladies like to join me?

Relatable...

Scary

I have a green thumb. It's stained from the chlorophyll of all the plants I've killed.

My body is a temple in the Indiana Jones sense, trapped, crumbling, and probably cursed.

I'm absolutely terrified of 100 million dollars.

Is it just me or is Patrick Stewart aging poorly?

To be fair, you can do that with babies, although it is not advisable to do so.

This.

I am the spuddlmeister!

There is never such thing as too much spaghetti !

and december, and january....

Another mutant cat....

Get out...please?

hahahaaa :)))

That's why you should eat KFC everyday. Once finished, chuck the bucket. #lifehacks