What makes us human? Not voting for Trump. This is some bullshít. I guess I didn’t realize that various prejudices run so deep.

I seem to have spent my whole life getting nothing done

A very fancy Cone of Shame.

I love the way in this painting the girl looks as if she's looking at a photographer

Interpretive dance.

touché!

hehe, yeaster

How did they get a picture of me?!

Man flu is no laughing matter! If only women knew how we suffer!

Will you marry me?

I'm taking this...I need it....

Except for Keanu Reeves. He can stay.

I'd settle for 6 solid hours, without any wake-ups to use the bathroom.

For some reason classic artists had difficulties painting cats, like they were mithical creatures,

Relatable...

Isaac Newton is now woke! I, as a Daily Mail reader, and being hard of thinking, am now outraged!

Aha, I need this for my retirement party!

Nightmare fuel!

They are Policing your every move

true.

Ha! Oh dear… I feel this…

aaaaaand boom!

hahahaaa :)))

Oh lordy, I read moons instead of afternoons, I think i was looking at her decolletage

I'm absolutely terrified of 100 million dollars.

lol :))

To be fair, you can do that with babies, although it is not advisable to do so.

There is no such thing as too much cheese. It's the reason I can never go vegan.

My new goal in life!

I'm into that, I would love to play this game in bed. Would any BP ladies like to join me?

I finally have a purpose in life.

I just renamed my weekday alarm "for the love of God, why?!" 🤣

lol :)) like risotto would ever be better than sex...

There is never such thing as too much spaghetti !

That's why you should eat KFC everyday. Once finished, chuck the bucket. #lifehacks

you'll need a lot more drink than that, honey

any therapist, any family.

Need a new password? You are going to have to get a new child, or a pet.

old age is when you don't because you either don't care, don't hear, or can't stay awake

lol :))

When you have to check twice your phone to know what time is it...

"Have you seen my Flik and Flak?"

Yes or no to part 1 of the question is still yes to part 2.

Double cheese for me please.

ewww. never.