Well maybe if your testicles were on your chest near your face we would have a lot more emphasis on them( note that this is comedic satire please do not send me to downvote hell I’ve been there once before it was not fun)

Slay! ... Literally

At first I was like why did they have to do him like that for all eternity? But you know what? I want my gold tomb to be just as awkward and relatable, bringing laughs for 3000± years to come!

A month? More like from here on out ✋

Don't mind me saving this to print, frame and hang above the kitchen sink 😅

"Stop, I'll laugh my t*ts off!"

"You missed a spot, slave."

This would be funny if all the absolute horrific sh*t didn't happen in the US this past week 😩🙄

No, no you forgot 2016-2020 with all the quotes from the US president. I'm still trying to decipher them 😅

Those are some intense eyes

Don't grow up. It's a trap!

Ahhh the good old days! People really got out more

2023 fairytale retellings be like

Round 2!!!!

Understandable. 🤔

Everyone asking the witch to please change them back, they promise they won't say rude things any more.

I'm saving this one 😅

F**k!

Stop spying on me, renaissance art

2020 - 2023 really did a number on us

😄

How to serve man...the cookbook.

Ok but this is a legitimately beautiful painting. I'd love to get it for my Mum. Such a moving little story it tells. The proud and patient grandmother teaching the child to read, the attentive child cradling her baby doll but just obsessed with her grandmothers face.

Solid business model really

You can always spot a Hieronymus Bosch painting right away. 😳

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Her breast is attached to her clavicle

Merde!

Damn you don’t have to attack me like that

Artwork of a bored 13th century monk.

I'm no quitter! ... Actually yes, yes I am. But not on the one thing I've been consistent at my whole life. No sir, I'm not giving up on desserts! Not today!

Welp, I'm saying this from here on out. Who's with me?

Why is Thomas the train in sleep paralysis demon form on top of the bed?

Ok i know we are laughing at funny captions but come the f*ck on with this art. How can someone get this kind of emotion into a picture, into eyes!?! Artists are just utterly phenomenal.

Suprised BP isn't all over the swear word

What the hell Susan!

\m/ WE'RE OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND \m/

Teehee. This reminds me of that Peter Kay ad. Kid in bed: Daddy, can you check the cupboard for Monsters"? PK: "It's not the monsters you need to worry about love, it's the burglars coming through the window! Anyway, night night!"

Lost a job babysitting when I was a kid myself. The toddler recited the "now I lay me down to sleep..." prayer. Afterwards, he asked what it meant, and I told him. He remained hysterical until his parents came home. I don't know what happened later, but I doubt anyone slept.

The monsters don't sleep. Mwah ha ha ha......

I checked under my bed until I was almost 20. I finally said, f this and bought a bed with drawers underneath.

😂😂😂😂😂

She never again was asked to babysit the Johnson twins.

If you zoom in on the book, it looks like she's reading Goldilocks and the Three Bears.

Babysitter never works in this town again.

May the Force be with you!

They like to play and sing

Literally me. I have had sleeping problems my entire life.

That’s not normal?

Most of these artworks I’ve seen previously, but not this one. It’s very beautiful. Anyone know what it is, name, artist?

Again personal attacks are not welcomed🥲

The duckIng kills me!!!

Well you didn’t have a conscious yet that’s suffers from existential crisis

Shut down!

Also have to kick litter out of the box, zoomies at 2, scratch the couch, and dip the piggies in my water dish. And unalive the house plants. It's a very busy schedule.

Ahh such wise words to live by 🤌✨