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The world of classic art can look overwhelming from the outside, with a plethora of styles, conventions, must-remember pieces, and artists. And that’s only if one stays firmly rooted in the Western art tradition. Fortunately, memes are here to save the day. By adding a little modern zest, an old painting can be transformed into something more approachable, relatable, and humorous. 

The “Classic Art Memes” Facebook group takes, well, classic paintings and art, and adds hilarious and relatable captions to them. We also reached out to Camille Katz, the founder and one of the moderators of the group. So scroll down, upvote your favorites, and comment on the most relatable captions you see. 

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Greta DeSou Report

Onion Patch Petunia
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of all the men I hate the most the one with manner bold and brassy he may have hair upon his chest but sister so has Lassie

Mtownmick
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give Cole Porter his due. From " I hate men"

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𝔻𝕖𝕞𝕚𝔹𝕠𝕪𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕪
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Especially considering where they get it from, a 50-70 year old study about wolves, was so inaccurate that the author had to point out the flaws.

Alecto76
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is wonderful information to file away for later use.

Jeffrey Diehl
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The two maiko make me nostalgic for Kyoto. You can differentiate them from geiko by their kimono and hair and geta and collars..... I'll stop before I bore you.

Henry Russell
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

in this case im the alpha male im filled with flaws unstable missing many important features and not fit for the public

Seabeast
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha ha, this is brilliant, I'm stealing it.

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    #2

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LIFE: "Challenge Accepted!""

    Noname
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more'-". Shakespeare, 'Henry V'

    Ronald G. Kirchem
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her ballet slippers are one size too small.

    Miss Frankfurter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many times it’s “OMG. I never said that, Universe.”

    #3

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    A girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Excuse me" is the Minnesota nice reply where you can rephrase the statement without apologizing. "What" just sounds harsh in a land of "hmmmm, that's interesting"

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    Kirsty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not 'giving you a chance to change it's I'm daring you to say it again.

    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly how I have always interpreted it.

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    Thom Serveaux
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's because I was mentally ranking my favorite dinosaurs and didn't even realize you were talking to me.

    Iss s
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would someone put this quote onto the painting of a woman who was actually deaf? (It's Princess Alice of Battenberg)

    Mav Mav
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she means: just put the condom on, dumbass!

    Whitney Clark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a woman who said that once - except over the Internet and not in person. Therefore, I don't think your interpretation applies here.

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    Ronald G. Kirchem
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband says that a lot because he is hard of hearing.

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    Despite our general perception of the era these paintings were made in as stuffy, with their manners, gowns, and many, many layers of clothing, the artists of the past had their own sense of humor. The Dutch, for example, had a term for paintings of the still lifestyle that were a bit “extra,” they would call them pronkstilleven or “ostentatious still life,” to describe the artist really going overboard with details. 

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    It’s important to remember that before the photograph, art was the premier and really the only way to depict an image. As such, some ancient historians recounted tales of drawings “so lifelike” that birds would descend on the painted fruits to eat them. This is either vastly overrating the artists of the time or underrating the general intelligence of a bird. Either way, it invokes the feeling many people had when video games became 3D and people were sure graphics could simply not get any better

    #4

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    Rebecca Pierce Report

    Tracy Wallick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone tells me to calm down when I'm not worked up, that's a surefire way to GET me worked up and mad at you

    Miss Frankfurter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in my MD’s office a few weeks ago. I was in full blown hypomania. He’s constantly telling me to calm down. Only made me more agitated and wanting to scream at him. He should have known better than to do that. I’m not going to calm down in the first place. I’m there because I CAnNOt.

    Mav Mav
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a declaration of war, really

    Linda Riebel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And 911 operators say it all the time! I'd hang up.

    Omima mimi miki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when people tell me to calm down it makes me want to smack them too

    O-O
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to calm down you're being to loud swiftie pandas carry on

    Sarah SH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband legit yells a lot, but if I even snap at a normal volume he acts all aghast “Why are you yelling?” Are you kidding me? Just asking me that in that way only makes me want to yell for real.

    Nissim Reiter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Schools don't seem to understand that.

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    #5

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    Lajla Wegger Tosterud Report

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is just something adorable about this painting

    QuirkyKittyGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t quite decide which one looks more nervous.

    Onion Patch Petunia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you any idea what a wife costs these days

    Dawn Marie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AMEN!!! Why do people not understand this?????!!!!!?????

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    #6

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst culprits are the small books. It's getting late, but it's just a fewwwww more pages... At least when it's something like a typical Stephen King novel I can look at it and go "Yep 600 pages to go I'm gonna put that down now".

    O-O
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once finished the entire wardstone chronicles in 2 days - i didn't sleep

    OneHappyPuppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, used to pull all-nighters back in the golden days when I had much less responsibilities, just reading books...

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    Bored Panda got in touch with Camille Katz, who founded the group. We wanted to know why she thinks this content is interesting for people. "I think it's the juxtaposition between the serious art piece and the light-hearted modern take of making it into a meme. I think Classic art memes draw the interest of scholars and laymen alike. You don't have to be classically trained to make a silly meme. I love the group because it breaks up the Facebook doom scrolling and adds a bit of levity to my feed."

    It’s also worth noting that, at the time, despite the reverence we now hold these works in, often critics would consider any more innovative works as terrible. Early Rococo was sometimes referred to as degenerate, superficial, and a “ridiculous jumble of shells, dragons, reeds, palm-trees, and plants." In general, artists depicting anything non-religious was a bit controversial, until the Protestant Revolution, when it became, instead, illegal to depict religious figures. Artists of the time had to be diverse to avoid possible punishment from rapidly changing norms. 

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    #7

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    Lajla Wegger Tosterud Report

    Mav Mav
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was hiding from paedophiles like you??

    Barbra E. Nyberg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was trying to hide behind the curtians before you saw me...

    No Name
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Laugh-cries in IBS* ...I have crop-dusted so many people...

    wordsupfool
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has happened to me. Awkward!

    Norah Reilly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, move yer sorry a*s away from me!

    Henry Russell
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    2 years ago

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    pee needed to touch my penis im a man leave em alone

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    #8

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    Stephanie Did It
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The era of painting anatomically correct cats had finally arrived!

    Ronald G. Kirchem
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they were referring to the cat.

    Iblowsheep_V3.2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS is a good summation of the whole positivity thing. Everybody wants the yes man, especially in business, but the guy who is say ...."uh, nope, that is a mistake, it won't work for X reasons. no one wants to hear from THAT guy until AFTER they have sold the product to a bunch of clients...... and it is not working... so they go to THAT guy to fix it.

    Noname
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hated working in sales. I'm the one who was all "your mother was a hamster and your father--if he really was your father-smelled of elderberries."

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    El is so weird (s)t(he)y
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should use this to rephrase every time I insult myself aka every other sentence

    #9

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🙄 happens all the time with me

    Nissim Reiter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd write: It's 'You're adorable," not "Your adorable".

    Whitney Clark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about, "I don't have an adorable. It must be someone else's."

    John George
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better: "My what adorable? Shouldn't you include a verb?"

    Luna Crow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is well matched with the painting

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    If that’s not bad enough, in Ancient China, just getting paid for one’s art was already a signifier, in some circles, that the artist was equal to butchers or tinkers who peddle their wares in the marketplace. So true art had to be a hobby and don’t you dare even try to sell it. One wonders if the Ancient Chinese artist's version of working for exposure would be to simply scatter finished works alongside a road and hope people give them a look.

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    Camille Katz had some clarifications as to how the group approached what to post: "Classic is in the Eye of the beholder," meaning classic may mean a DaVinci piece, but it may also mean a Banksy Piece. One thing I say is, "It's a meme, not a history book." There is no need to take things too seriously. This meme group is an easy way to be exposed to classic works of art in a fun, light-hearted way."

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    Onion Patch Petunia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And since I've already gotten everything possible out of him, the new model will bankrupt him

    Sarah SH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The next one will thank me for all I have taught him, before she sees what I saw and decides it’s still not worth it.

    Reinaldo Fuentes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, my left breast has gotten lost somewhere in the folds of this dress. Damned Parisian fashions...

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    #11

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    Lajla Wegger Tosterud Report

    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You f*****g with me morning brew eh??

    SCP 4666
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't nobody fukken with me morning brew, mate!

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    𝔻𝕖𝕞𝕚𝔹𝕠𝕪𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕪
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coffee does nothing for me, but at least a nice Oolong or Earl Grey always tastes good.

    No Name
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd have to reverse this meme for me. Fresh dry coffee beans smell ok, but once the water gets to them they start smelling like wet dog, or in some cases dog poo.

    Iblowsheep_V3.2
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    replace the words above "morning coffee" with "evening 6 pack of beer", and THAT is me!... maybe i should change things up though and START the day with beer instead of ending on it.

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    #12

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    Amanda Rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's it! I've finally figured out what I am. I'm a swamp witch! 😂

    O-O
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have perfected my satanic laugh and darkness melding - on my way to being the perfect demon

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    Onion Patch Petunia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It helps if you are holding a dead newt at the time

    Dawn Marie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I want to be left alone, I can do the Wicked Witch Of The West cackle with the line "I'll get you my pretty, and you little dog too!". It is very loud.

    David Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great strategy. I'm going to try that in future.

    Mimi La Souris
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can we talk about the title of the paint ? :) (spoiler, Pope is not the Pope)

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    On the side of the spectrum, the Ancient Egyptians did not even have a word for art. Individual crafts had names, as did the people who made them, but they did not distinguish drawing or painting as anything more than a practical way to depict information. That being said, it would still be generally commissioned by the rich and powerful, and it was only around 600 BC that artists (for lack of a better word) started to actually display their subjects with physical imperfections like wringing and signs of age. Some sources even argue that Egyptian artists and craftspeople wouldn’t even sign their work, as having a name associated with a piece wasn’t particularly important.

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    Lajla Wegger Tosterud Report

    Amanda Rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fibromyalgia brain fog in a nutshell.

    Sportsgal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just diagnosed, and I understood immediately what they meant by fog...😦

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    Onion Patch Petunia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then I will... What was it I have to do first

    John George
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Executive dysfunction in a nut's hell.

    Sarah SH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids see me wandering around the house in circles with a confused look on my face way too often.

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    #14

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    Luna Crow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this take. Also bless Bill Murray

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    #15

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People? Never heard anyone ask me to bite them

    rob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its just a phrase people sometimes use. To express anger or contempt.

    Ren Karlej
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't understand this one - why would someone say 'bite me'? 😕

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    In the modern era, artists, naturally, have more freedom to depict what they want to and to be known or not known, if they feel like it. The street artist Banksy, famously, prefers anonymity. Even so, people will find ways to complain. Grant Wood’s 1930 painting “American Gothic” drew criticism from Iowans for the depiction of them as "pinched, grim-faced, puritanical Bible-thumpers." Since Grant Wood, a native Iowan, based the woman off of his sister and the man off of their family dentist, they may have been close to the mark. 

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    Stephanie Did It
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a painting? It looks like a photograph!

    Robert Davis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WORK is the dirtiest 4 letter word.

    Sarah SH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband doesn’t appreciate it when I am compensated for donating plasma and refer to it as “selling my body.”

    Justin Thyme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After 40 some odd years of getting up at 0430, I still ain't got used to it.

    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is awful. Quite outrageous actually. I think it's basically anarchy. Wait.... I do that too

    Angie Roesler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But now I'm retired from the workforce I'll never have to that again

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    #17

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    LaVeda Smith Report

    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeh, no one ever might never meet a Sad Quokka

    Henry Russell
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no one has met me but ive met you * moves back slowly into dark corner*

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    Claire Bailey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats know me well, I am happy with that.

    Ese
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way I understood this so well is horrifying me😭

    #18

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    LaVeda Smith Report

    Max Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Martha my love. I would cross a scorching desert on foot for a single embrace from your arms, I would climb the tallest mountain for a single kiss from your mouth. I would swim an ocean for a single smile from your eyes. PS. I'll be over Tuesday if it doesn't rain."

    Justin Thyme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are some of us who walk through fire daily to save those we don't even know

    Justin Thyme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us walk through fire every day to save people we don't even know

    Vermonta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I walked through Florida for the one I love, but only for a week. Because, Florida

    LaVeda Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the writer: Thank you for the article but I’m curious why all of our makers marks were removed and replaced with BP

    El is so weird (s)t(he)y
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents have a mug that says that my mom got it for my dad for there anniversary

    xolitaire
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    2 years ago

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    This is, unfortunately, a common theme, as styles change and people remain unhappy. Baroque, which we might now consider a classic style, was said to have painters that “are a plague on good taste, which infected a large number of artists." 19th Century critics would even say that the style was responsible for poor moral judgment and that it corrupted people. Some are just hard to please. If you want to keep exploring art memes, check out Bored Panda’s other pieces here and here

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    Lajla Wegger Tosterud Report

    Mav Mav
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not the batchroom, please!!!

    Lajla Wegger Tosterud
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not funny for me! This is my meme, Bored Panda removed my initials, they made a new layout and on top of that they make a typo! Batchroom?? My original meme said bathroom - of course. Lajla W. T.

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    Seabeast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Batchroom? Is this supposed to be "bathroom".

    Lajla Wegger Tosterud
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not funny for me! This is my meme, Bored Panda removed my initials, they made a new layout and on top of that they make a typo! Batchroom?? My original meme said bathroom - of course. Lajla W. T.

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    Ronald G. Kirchem
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume she meant "bathroom." I hope she did not type an "a" when meaning to type an "i."

    Lajla Wegger Tosterud
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not funny for me! This is my meme, Bored Panda removed my initials, they made a new layout and on top of that they make a typo! Batchroom?? My original meme said bathroom - of course. Lajla W. T.

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    Lajla Wegger Tosterud
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not funny for me! This is my meme, Bored Panda removed my initials, they made a new layout and on top of that they make a typo! Batchroom?? My original meme said bathroom - of course. Lajla W. T.

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    #20

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    Miss Frankfurter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a matter of fact I’m doing that very thing right now.

    Ronald G. Kirchem
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like some of my house cleaners.

    Sarah SH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Multi tasking by eating while watching tv while procrastinating on other things.

    #21

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    Petie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else seeing Adam Driver?!

    Seabeast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'I'm a vampire. Ask me where I see myself in 500 years. The answer will be "Nowhere, because mirrors just don't work for me." '

    Mav Mav
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just to lunchtime today, brother

    Nissim Reiter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *making it to saturday or the next day off

    James A Tipton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Who? The first god created golf club?

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tomorrow never comes. Therefore, “in 5 years” also never arrives.

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do I see myself? In the mirror, duh

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    #22

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    Shar Ainsworth Report

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this look like the guy who painted this couldn’t do faces, so they just cut and pasted the head from the dollar bills in?

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you, and you, and you, and you

    John George
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the Horse upon which thou didst ride into Town.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And for the rest of you, I fart in your general direction"

    The Milk In Your Fridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “your mother was a hamster and your father smelt like elderberries” (upvote for the reference)

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    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me walking into my school tired and mad

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    #23

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    Lajla Wegger Tosterud Report

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Autocorrect is always making me say things I didn’t Nintendo.

    GFSTaylor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got my phone trained so that when I type 'autoc' it completes as 'autocarrot'.

    O-O
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he actually died a few days ago - may he rest in pizza

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was quite impolite, but I heckling agree!

    Jeffrey Diehl
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Otto Connect can be such a pane.

    Rune Hamme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually chucked my phone through a wall once because i was having a serious text convo, and it made me say some real stupid a*s stuff

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My phone somehow got "buttering" out of "viewing" the other day (using a swipe still keyboard). That one boggles my mind.

    Lesley Zed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have autocorrect built in. It’s called paying attention at school and retaining info, not resenting it.

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    #24

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    Lajla Wegger Tosterud Report

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The orphanages are filled with good intentions

    Adrian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How difficult is it to proofread before posting a meme?

    Lajla Wegger Tosterud
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not funny for me! This is my meme, Bored Panda removed my initials, they made a new layout and on top of that they make a typo! My original meme said "It was a difficult...". They did the same thing with another of my memes also. Lajla W. T.

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    Lajla Wegger Tosterud
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not funny for me! This is my meme, Bored Panda removed my initials, they made a new layout and on top of that they make a typo! My original meme said "It was a difficult...". They did the same thing with another of my memes too. Lajla W. T.

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    Ronald G. Kirchem
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always felt that my 4 half-siblings were big mistakes. After they failed with me, why keep trying?

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    #25

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    Lajla Wegger Tosterud Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were disgustingly rich and a one and a half centuries ago, I would get my portrait done by Winterhalter

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a good thing I have him well-trained, otherwise there might have been a scene

    Ronald G. Kirchem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always tell my husband that we could talk about his faults, but I don't have the time.

    Graham Berry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than getting suspicious because he asks for which ones are the most annoying while holding pin and paper to take notes.

    #26

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    Lajla Wegger Tosterud Report

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and in fact, you only got half of it. I'm proud of you, somewhat.

    Ronald G. Kirchem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People always say I'm a wit--or at least half of one.

    Lil Miss Hobbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me all the time to my poor friends.

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    #27

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    Gin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are bosses who say things like that? Was no threat, frankly, when school said things like that! Yay, some days off.

    Landithy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Admittedly I was a goodie-two-shoes in school, but I was always unclear on why suspension was meant to be a punishment.

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    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is he...is he...actually...rewarding me?

    Jeffrey Diehl
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like Siddig Al-Faisal aka Alexander Siddig, the actor who played Dr Bashir on DS9

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You can'tt quit or be fired-- slaves have to be sold"

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like suspending kids for ditching class…

    Full Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Are you threatening me with a good time?"

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh, yeh boss.... You think that's punishment?

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    #28

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    LaVeda Smith Report

    Margaret H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that's my sister the cowfish. Honestly, most of the time you could drop the fish part and just call her a cow.

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    ~lophiiformes~
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you got both beast parts could you technically be considered a bull shark??

    Claire Bailey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's where the sea cow came from.

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    #29

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    Kobe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, lol - they are not arguing - just explaining (Downton Abbey)

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or I get to the point of Geez, I’ll just do it myself…

    Someone Orother
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when it should be done. And how quickly it should be done

    #30

    Funny-Classic-Art-Jokes

    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh I want that dress. And the waist to go with it

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's when my coach turns into a pumpkin

    giku T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whatis going on with her left hand?

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks almost like a Kardashian photoshop fail in painting form, which would also explain the tiny waist.

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    #33

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh, wolfhounds don't look like that anymore, what a beauty

    Craftsman 64
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irish wolfhounds as we know them have only been around for a bit over a century. The originals died out after the last wolf in Ireland was killed and there was no more use for them other than as ornaments.

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    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    death by a thousand cuts is real

    #34

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, and I'm in charge of the TV remote, bedtime, and no one can stop me from going to Hobby Lobby. Worth it 100%

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    #35

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    Rachel Thomson Report

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t ask a rhetorical question like that. It gives me the opening I need for a smarta** answer.

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    #36

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    Mitch Mitchell Report

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How creepy, that little girl has taken an interest in you

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now everyone stares at the camera in unison, weird

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but at least these people could read.

    #37

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    Lajla Wegger Tosterud Report

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fun fact lizzie borden probably never did it ti was onyl because a student found her stillborn baby and thought she killed him or her

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    #38

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    Christine Nicole Bagley Report

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may bring us luck otherwise we can put it in the stew

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    #39

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    Lajla Wegger Tosterud Report

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might need someone to remind me of my exact age. Sometimes I really don’t remember…

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    #40

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one sniffing my crotch is the one I had fixed

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must not have done the trick, considering the fact that they’re still sniffing it.

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    #41

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have arguments and debates with myself, but me and I don’t seem to resolve much.

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do say that talking to yourself is the first sign of madness

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may not and smile, just don't interrupt

    #42

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    Lil Miss Hobbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I feel rude when I don't like someone, and I've seen that they've planned our wedding.

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    #44

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that what they're for??? No wonder I love reading

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But at last they've been replaced with smartphones

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trade secret? I can (and do) read any one of the 1300+ ebooks in my Amazon account for free on said smartphone.

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    #46

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    Lajla Wegger Tosterud Report

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Payback time, eh? Just wait until our anniversary, whenever that is!

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    #48

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    Mitch Mitchell Report

    Craftsman 64
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro tip - put a tortilla on your plate and when you're finished with your tacos, wrap up the overflow and enjoy your bonus burrito.

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assemble regular taco. Place a flour tortilla on a plate and sprinkle with shredded cheese and chopped green onion. Microwave on high for 30 seconds. While cheese is still melty, wrap the tortilla up and around the taco. You are welcome.

    #49

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you'd had a proper education you would know that

    Awkward lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvoted this because downvoter didn't get the sarcasm.

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    #50

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    LaVeda Smith Report

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Unhand me this instant tiny human!"

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats are so patient with my kids. No, put him down…no, he doesn’t want to wear that, so take it off of him.

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    #51

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    Rebecca Pierce Report

    Darkiriscat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the right nailed it

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not maintaining eye contact was the surest way to get called on in mu=y classes. Much quicker than putting your hand up.

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not me, please, not me, sorry, my dog ate my homework

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    #52

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    Violet Zambarau Report

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mind: relive your whole damn life dude. Look at the mess you've made

    #53

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    Lajla Wegger Tosterud Report

    Vermonta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to leave the vacuum out and say Oh I was just about to clean but I'd rather spend time with you.

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And save energy at the same time. Genius!

    #54

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    Rebecca Pierce Report

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then it all comes back to you so you roll over and go back to sleep

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    #55

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    Cynthia Beck Basore Report

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially morons. Lots of them

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    combined in very specific columns

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which unfortunately have more weight than the other particles

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    #56

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    Lindita Odjoska Report

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did she listen to folklore for so long beforehand?

    #57

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those shoes do NOT look comfortable or supportive!

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me any time I see the neighbors.

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    #59

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    LaVeda Smith Report

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But first I have to make sure spring is sprung

    The Other Other White Meat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's... still snowing here. Seems like the longest winter ever 😭 I just cry, eat, cry, work, cry, eat, sleep, repeat 😂

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    #60

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    Rachel Thomson Report

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then drank the bastard in one go, effortlessly

    #61

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    Rebecca Pierce Report

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I do not spew profanities; I enunciate them clearly, like a f*****g lady."

    #62

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best Irish coffee recipe EVER!!! Into a coffee cup, add one full shot each of: Crème de Cacao, Kahlúa, and Bailey’s Irish Cream, top with hot coffee. Enjoy.

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the coffee keeps you awake so you can have more Irish

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what sherry is for dear. Trust Aunty.

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    #63

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good, I was starting to think that maybe it was bad

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But don’t put such a sense of urgency on it.

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someday I'll teach that human cat lover to do less

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    #65

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    Lajla Wegger Tosterud Report

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then there are the ones who are spreading but it's not Joy

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Picture of a 37 year old woman, back in the day...

    #66

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    Lajla Wegger Tosterud Report

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I somehow end up bored at work and thinking about everything I am going to get done when I get home, but the motivation is totally gone by the time I pull in the driveway.

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    #67

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    Judy Weitz Fedele Report

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With those awful hard stripy candies that go uneaten every Christmas.

    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What candy canes? Clearly not eaten your weight in "stick of rock" as kid

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    #68

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in a bad place rn. Emotionally and physically

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's appropriate to hug a Quokka, have a hug

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    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the only aisle worth stocking, my good man

    giku T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and i am wearng heels apparently

    #69

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

    Eva Kašu
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dicksee. What a name for a painter/portraitist.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if he made it like a Where’s Waldo kind of thing.

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You-you say there's an easier way??? Where?? I don't see it

    #70

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    Rachel Thomson Report

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, we are only kept around because Oscar doesn't have opposable thumbs.

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty soon he'll learn how to handle money and I can retire

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd pass the phone to the oven

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    #75

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    Lajla Wegger Tosterud Report

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I'll start a list. No, too much work!

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    #77

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    Lindita Odjoska Report

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better the evil you know than the evil you don't

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    #79

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    Lajla Wegger Tosterud Report

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and what the hell are the neighbours doing again?

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does her dog look like a baby deer?

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oscar does this! He has this thing where he believes that everything in the house is food and simultaneously there is no food in the house.

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quiet dear one, I'm trying to decide what to do with that hideous planner

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    Vermonta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's your dad's fault. He threatened people

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

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    Lajla Wegger Tosterud Report

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    Leslie Lynch Gintz Report

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    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where there's a will, there's a relative

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, as my sainted Mama would say, “Where there’s a will, there’s probate.”

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    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't bother writing a will, they'll find it and tear it up

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    Adrian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needed attention. That's valid, for a kitty...

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh lordy, there goes my coffee again

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    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And with such a sweet little visitor, I need a belt fast

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The details here are stunning, down to the texture of the fabric!

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the time he works through all these layers, he loses interest

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    Rachel Thomson Report

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    LaVeda Smith Report

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    Anna Koskinen Report

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    Craftsman 64
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes - definitely. Added bonus is your hangover starts when you go to bed so you sleep right through it and wake up feeling refreshed and ready to take on the bottle again. Or world...your choice.

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    Vermonta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my grandparents were in their 70's they would have a manhattan cocktail at noon and 5 pm. They lived to 92+ years

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything can be improved. Next week I start drinking breakfast

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    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that's right, there isn't any wine left. I gave it all to the baby to shut him up

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