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#2

Love Thy Neighbor

Funny church sign about love thy neighbor

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Waddling Land Fish 1 year ago

This. Right here, right now

156points

#3

Sign In Front Of Oregon Church

Funny church sign about kind atheists

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Basic White B1tch 1 year ago (edited)

THIS! I always say that Christians are the judgiest ppl ever. And I grew up in a Christian home, so I should know Edit: this has gotten a couple comments, so I'm editing to say that a lot of Christians are super judgey and use religion to justify that, didnt mean to offend anyone

147points

#4

Worship A Man

Funny church sign about worship a man

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Lianna Bolt 1 year ago

This should be #1

94points

#5

An Incontrovertible Truth On My Church’s Sign Today

Funny church sign about racism is sin

505points

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jay <3 1 year ago

PERIOD!

94points

#6

Christian Oxymoron

Funny church sign about gay Christian and woman lying next to it

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Waddling Land Fish 1 year ago

When other Christians are being homophobic, I ask “When Jesus comes again, will he accept those who loved despite the hate or those who hated?”

18points

#7

Pick One

Funny church sign about Trump or God

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Yeah, okay. 1 year ago

And a Baptist church, too - I'm impressed.

154points

#8

Refugee Jesus

Funny church sign about Jesus

417points

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Yeah, okay. 1 year ago

I wonder how many "Christians" were shocked by this sign?

106points

#9

Two Dads

Funny church sign about Jesus and two dads

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just another teen 1 year ago

he had 2 dads and a mom...

82points

#10

Terms & Conditions

Funny church sign about Adam & Eve

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Does anyone?

50points

#11

Let God Sort 'Em Out

Funny church sign about love everyone

369points

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ellenmcdowell142 1 year ago

That's how I see it

73points

#12

Church Sign Of The Week With Traffic Report

Funny church sign about highway to hell

368points

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the shrimp whisperer 1 year ago

I A M T H E H I G H W A Y - chris cornell (rip)

3points

#13

Advice From God

Funny church sign about 6 feet apart

357points

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Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn 1 year ago

AMEN!

62points

#14

The Best Version Of Yourself

Funny church sign about kind person

331points

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ace lesbian demigirl(she/they) 1 year ago

So a slave? (i have two cats) (they are gods)

120points

#15

Noah And Mosquitoes

Funny church sign about mosquitoes

328points

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Moex-I010. 1 year ago

For all those animals you think never needed to be in this world... think about the ecosystem and biodiversity (Religion/Science). 😌

9points

#16

Damn You Obama

Funny church sign about Obama

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Lianna Bolt 1 year ago

Is the skull octopus real? Or is it a joke ? Looks like the Hydra icon from Marvel.

57points

#17

Details Inside

Funny church sign about too hot to keep changing sign

317points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

So hot it’s a preview of coming attractions if you don’t straighten up?

49points

#18

Yolo

Funny church sign about yolo

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Lizzy Abbey (she/they) 1 year ago

yolo stands for you only live once... OHHH THATS WHY IT SAYS JK

81points

#19

This Church That Doesn't Want To Lie To Your Friends And Family At Your Funeral

Funny church sign about live your life

306points

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Marykae Cameron 1 year ago

"No one fact-checks obituaries or funeral speakers." After a recent funeral. "The guy they were talking about sounded great, but that wasn't the guy I knew!"

4points

#20

Christian Puns

Funny church sign that looks like Heinz tomato kethcup logo

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Henry Russell 1 year ago

*slow clap*

10points

#21

Fruit vs. Nuts

Funny church sign about fruit and nuts

280points

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ellenmcdowell142 1 year ago

Unfortunately, I know too many that are the nuts. We need more fruit.

67points

#22

This Too Shall Pass

Funny church sign about kidneystone

274points

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TailsFangirl03 1 year ago

Ouch.

35points

#23

Life Goals

Funny church sign about Westboro Baptist church

271points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Challenge accepted.

71points

#24

This Church Needs You To Stop Praying For More Snow

Funny church sign about praying for snow

263points

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just another teen 1 year ago (edited)

NO! I shall never stop!!

59points

#25

The Preferences Of God

Funny church sign about what God prefers

260points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Basically, don’t be a hypocrite, or you’re NOT going to get the result you think you’re going to get.

43points

#26

Fear Not!

Funny church sign about ark and rain

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Basic White B1tch 1 year ago

*rim shot*

37points

#27

It's Hot In Hell

Funny church sign about AC nuts

234points

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Basic White B1tch 1 year ago

love this

41points

#28

This Sign That Understands Who Holds All The Power In The Pew

Funny church sign about thou shalt not try me

225points

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Becca Kuehn 1 year ago

This sign is 100% Mom approved.

2points

#29

This Sign That Is Trying To Make Meghan Trainor's "All About That Bass" A Bit Holier

Funny church sign about dat grace

216points

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Zoni J. 1 year ago

I like this more than I should legally be allowed to.

65points

#30

Dad Joke Marquee

Funny church sign about a sheep, a snake & a drum

197points

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Henry Russell 1 year ago

*slow clap gets louder*

58points

#31

This Sign That Promises God Loves You More Than Kanye Loves Kanye

Funny church sign about Kanye and God

193points

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Louie 1 year ago

That’s simply not possible

69points

#32

Go Canucks!

Funny church sign about sign guy

188points

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ellenmcdowell142 1 year ago

Silly!!

27points

#33

No Parking

Funny broken church sign about parking spots

187points

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Henry Russell 1 year ago

i dont listen to the laws *proceeds to crash into sign*

33points

#34

The Irony Is Lost On This Church

Funny church sign about what hell is like

163points

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Abigail Strong 1 year ago

what is behind the censor?

29points

#35

This Sign Knows You're Spending Time At Church Instead Of The Gym, But Don't Fear Because You'll Have A "Smoking Hot Body" When You're Dead!

Funny church sign about cremation

155points

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ellenmcdowell142 1 year ago

No!! Don't die !! We need you here on BP!!!

19points

#36

This Church Sign That Wants To Know How Often You Come

Funny church sign about easter

152points

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Basic White B1tch 1 year ago

gotta say my mind went somewhere else for a sec 0.0

43points

#37

This Church That Embraced "Christian Girl Autumn" With A Pumpkin Spice Communion Joke

Funny church sign about pumpkin spice

152points

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Cookie 1 year ago

Come on guys let’s summon pumpkin spice the panda! Say it with me: Pumpkin spice, pumpkin spice, pumpkin spice

27points

#38

This Church Has Straight Up Given Up On Their Sign

Funny church sign about go to church

149points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Straightforward.I’ll give them that.

37points

#39

This Sign That Simply Cannot Be Real

Funny church sign about 4 inch tongue

128points

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Basic White B1tch 1 year ago

ummm, what?

100points

#40

Hipster Jesus

Funny church sign about hipster Jesus

128points

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Abigail Strong 1 year ago

I didn't know there wAs a hipster Jesus

3points

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#41

Get The Hell Out Of Here!

42points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

How about the “Smile! You’re on God’s camera” below it?

12points

#42

My Neighborhood Church. I Thought The 24/7 Chapter And Verse Was A Nice Touch

40points

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ellenmcdowell142 1 year ago

We United Methodists have a cracked sense of humor. Well, some of us do

8points

#43

Alternative Facts

37points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Unfortunately, this message will never sink in for those who need it most.

21points

#44

I Work At A Farm Near This Church That Posts Oddly Worded Messages. This Sign Was Put Up This Week

36points

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Basic White B1tch 1 year ago

upvote if you have a dirty mind like me 0.0

56points

#45

This Sign That Offers Nothing But Comfort

35points

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Kookamunga 1 year ago

That's not very comforting, hand me a tissue.

25points

#46

Ouch!

35points

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ellenmcdowell142 1 year ago

I think someone hit it , or the ground settled.

4points

#47

Star Wars Quote On Church Sign. Long Island NY

35points

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ellenmcdowell142 1 year ago

At least they quoted Yoda correctly.

7points

#48

This Church Really Wants You To Try Missionary

34points

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Kookamunga 1 year ago

They knew what they were doing.

17points

#49

This Church That Doesn't Want You To Eat The Devil's Corn, And Don't Even Get Them Started On The Devil's High-Fructose Corn Syrup!

34points

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Basic White B1tch 1 year ago

why is my mind so dirty...

35points

#50

This Sign That Took The Shrek "All Star" Meme To The Next Level

32points

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Waddling Land Fish 1 year ago

Let’s get a good old fashioned BP Singalong going: Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me.

12points

#51

This Church That Doesn't Want You To Text And Drive... Reading A Wordy Sign Is Perfectly Fine, Though

30points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago (edited)

Hopefully the church is on an intersection with a stoplight that stays red a really long time.

10points

#52

This Sign That Screams The Obvious

30points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago (edited)

But could it be considered a “Come to Jesus” moment?

11points

#53

Saw This Church Sign Earlier. Oh You Clever Religious People

29points

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Philly Bob 1 year ago (edited)

And carpenter ants and carpenter bees and wood borers, and...

2points

#54

God's Creations

29points

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Lianna Bolt 1 year ago

They are a food source for quite a few other species.

13points

#55

Oklahoma Churches Don’t Mess Around

28points

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Lakota Wolf 1 year ago

It's attitudes like this that make people hate organized religion and churches. Just lay off, okay?

11points

#56

This Church That Insists "Jesus Enters You" Before You Can Cross Through The Pearly Gates

27points

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666Slay.Com 1 year ago

WOAH WERE IS HE ENTERING UHUHUHU

3points

#57

Something Lighthearted For This Week

27points

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ellenmcdowell142 1 year ago

Very punny.

6points

#58

If You Guessed That This Was In The Suburbs, You'd Be Correct

25points

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roepi 1 year ago

Boars produce plenty.

4points

#59

Kicking Off 2022 With Some Laughs

25points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Wow. The dad jokes on here have gone forth and multiplied.

15points

#60

Having Trouble Sleeping?

25points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago (edited)

Well, at least they’re being honest. Must be a very self-aware church.

4points

#61

This Sign That Explains Why Jesus Always Has Perfectly Chiseled Abs In Paintings

24points

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Basic White B1tch 1 year ago

the caption XD

8points

#62

This Church That Should Have Thought About Allll The "C" Words Before Making This Claim

23points

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Vic 1 year ago

Australians be like.. We always do..

8points

#63

A Little Humor In These Uncertain Times

23points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Are they sure their parishioners will get the joke?

4points

#64

Wash Your Hands

23points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Wish more places had emphasized at least the third line of advice more strongly.

9points

#65

This Sign That Makes No Sense In The Best Possible Way

22points

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Luke T 1 year ago

Why does this fill me with an odd sense of concern??

10points

#66

This Church That Positively Roasted The Patriots

22points

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Basic White B1tch 1 year ago

unrelated but what is up with the name of the church??? first i thought it said childless but what does childress mean?

5points

#67

This Church That Places God In The Marvel Cinematic Universe

21points

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ellenmcdowell142 1 year ago

No Jesus isn't fictional.

4points

#68

This Sign Said, "I'm Not Like Other Pastors, I'm A Cool Pastor"

21points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Wouldn’t it be funny if the pastor was a Fortnite player?

5points

#69

This Church That Demands You Keep You At Home For Service

21points

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Philly Bob 1 year ago

Who was the longest man in the bible? Abraham. He tied his a$s to a tree and walked 20 miles.

5points

#70

An Amusing Way To End The Year

21points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Yup, more dad jokes.

6points

#71

This Church That Decided To Quote Darth Vader (You Know, The Famously Wholesome Character Who Killed All Those Kids)

20points

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Lakota Wolf 1 year ago (edited)

I'm pretty sure that wasn't the kind of faith that Vader meant.

8points

#72

Soup Kitchen Open

20points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago (edited)

TBH, I’m pretty sure there were quite a few people who thought this about him, back in his day. Bet they were shocked right down to their sandals later on, though.

2points

#73

Never Trust A Train

20points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

So many dad jokes going around on here, I’m getting a nosebleed.

6points

#74

The Rotation Of The Earth

20points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Yes. Yes it does. Ain’t science grand?

8points

#75

Try The Lamb

19points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Sorry, not religious. So I’ll pass on all three, and have a kitten or puppy instead.

8points

#76

Jokes Become Dad Jokes

18points

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Miss Frankfurter 1 year ago

Katherine Baylis! Where are you when we need you?

1point

#77

One Of The Churches I Work At Has An Interesting Way Of Drawing In The Faithful

18points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Rather clever.

8points

#78

‘Tis The Season!

18points

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ellenmcdowell142 1 year ago

Well, I know a few that will bite. But I tell them ,I bite back .

5points

#79

Hokey Pokey

17points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

More dad joke spawn.

6points

#80

Still Have Never Figured This One Out

17points

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ellenmcdowell142 1 year ago

Wait, what???

4points

#81

Best Church Sign In Relation To The Eclipse

17points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Would that it had happened.

5points

#82

Closed

17points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Did he call it right?

1point

#83

Only In Ravenna

17points

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Yeah, okay. 1 year ago

The snark is impressive in this one. XD

6points

#84

Let It Go! Let It Go!

16points

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Lizzy Abbey (she/they) 1 year ago

i am one with the wind and SKYYYYYYY

7points

#85

This Church In Tennessee That Has A Clear Opinion On Those Autopsy Results

15points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Either way, as far as the church is—-or SHOULD BE—-concerned, he’s paying for it for eternity.

3points

#86

Get That Premium Phone Plan

15points

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ellenmcdowell142 1 year ago

Depends on the question.

1point

#87

Pun-Tastic!

15points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

The dad jokes just have to stop!

2points

#88

Did They Run Out Of Ideas?

15points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

I say that too, sometimes, but the context is probably very different.

4points

#89

This Church That's Trying To Reach Their "Younger" Audience

14points

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TailsFangirl03 1 year ago

Yeah, but in this case it doesn't make me want to facepalm.

7points

#90

Without Murdoch

14points

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#91

In Front Of A Church In VA

14points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Sure you squared that with local law enforcement first?

5points

#92

Found It Funny And Remembered To Take A Picture

14points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago (edited)

Ugh. They need to let someone besides a dad jokester make these signs.

2points

#93

Who Did What-Now?

13points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Can’t argue with this one.

6points

#94

From Texas, They Have A Point

13points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

From what I’ve read about that concept, you’re right.

3points

#95

A Long Time Ago

13points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Pretty clever.

2points

#96

This Church That Is Clearly Punk Rock

12points

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Lane Bass 1 year ago

You're not making Christianity better, you're just making rock and roll worse.

5points

#97

Hearse

12points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

You do realize that secular funerals and cemeteries exist, don’t you?

9points

#98

Come As You Are

12points

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Lakota Wolf 1 year ago

I'd walk in naked just to see what happened. According to this sign, that's acceptable. They'll give me clothes inside.

2points

#99

This Sign That Declares Once And For All That You Should Swallow, Not Spit

11points

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Moex-I010. 1 year ago

so, good or bad?

1point

#100

Broken Candy Canes

11points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Dad jokes, please STOP!

0points

#101

Finally I Can Find Daddy!

11points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Oh dear.

2points

#102

From The New New Testament

11points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Another instance of plagiarism, as another church here beat them to it.

0points

#103

God Making House Calls

11points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago (edited)

No, those are just Jehovah’s Witnesses, and if you open your door you’ll never get rid of them.

4points

#104

Holy Guacamole!

11points

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Jesse Setliffe 1 year ago

I would be so mad if there are no tacos.

0points

#105

On My Ride In NH I Found Proof The Devil Exists

11points

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Michael Largey 1 year ago

"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about." - Oscar Wilde

1point

#106

This Church That Loves A Mother On Her Knees

10points

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stardrop loves you 1 year ago

PRAYING!!! Of course... not.. you know....

15points

#107

This Church Is Not To Be Confused With A Myspace Church

10points

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Lizzy Abbey (she/they) 1 year ago

but the bible says you can't see gods face......for a reason

3points

#108

This Church Sign That Needs To Remind You Jesus Was Here Long Before Marie Kondo

10points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

I thought he was actually teaching them how to tidy up their own lives.

2points

#109

Lol Same

10points

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Hugh Cookson 1 year ago

Jesus, there are treatments for this .....

5points

#110

You Don't Need A Gym Membership

10points

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Moex-I010. 1 year ago

not.funny.at.all.

0points

#111

A Classic Summer Message

10points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago (edited)

Oooo, plagiarism. Another church here beat you to it.

2points

#112

So Close, Yet, So Far

10points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

You mean, like believing whatever is said in church?

12points

#113

Local Church In Kansas

10points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

For the umpteenth time, oh dear.

4points

#114

The Trees Man

10points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Good shady, though.

2points

#115

You Want Me To Do... What?

10points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Not even a parachute?

2points

#116

Fake News

10points

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SlothyK8 1 year ago

Oh, the irony....

22points

#117

Jesus Is The Way Way

10points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

I’ll pass. Don’t need to add more cray-cray to my life.

-2points

#118

Bicycles Can't Stand

10points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

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#119

Gotta Count Your Blessings

10points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

But the things that got cancelled, even if only temporarily, were so worth it. Just cancelling traffic and it’s stress and pollution, and working in an office, were wonderful enough.

2points

#120

I Chuckeled, Walked, Jogged, Sprinted, Sweated And Laughed A Whole Bunch This Evening

10points

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Lakota Wolf 1 year ago

Baptized against my will. That sounds nice and friendly.

0points

#121

This Church That Balances Wholesome Picnics With Adult Movie Nights

9points

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ellenmcdowell142 1 year ago

What??

0points

#122

This Sign Said, "The Daddy And The Son And The Holy Spirit"

9points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago (edited)

Oh dear. The double entendres are exploding here.

0points

#123

God Loves Making A Good Steak

9points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Except for the person who thought up this sign.

-3points

#124

We Love Hurting People

9points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago (edited)

Already knew the church did that, and I’m not saying that to be funny or snarky.

9points

#125

Love Rubs It Out

9points

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Sardonyx_3 1 year ago

I-i...

2points

#126

All Men Are Liars Except For Pastor

9points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Being that it’s a Baptist church, it’s a toss up as to what they really mean.

6points

#127

Church Sign Spotting Is My New Favorite Hobby

9points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Is he wearing a proper mask?

0points

#128

You Deserve The Best

9points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago (edited)

But wasn’t Lucifer once God’s most beloved angel, before he fell? (I may not be religious, but was still forcefed the stories when I was a kid.)

2points

#129

Ipray

9points

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Lakota Wolf 1 year ago

I'd rather he not listen to the kinds of things I say to my pets. It's embarrassing.

1point

#130

What The Actual

9points

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Stro Bro 1 year ago

Wasn't that technically hatred though?

7points

#131

Found This Sign At A Church Near Where I Live

9points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago (edited)

No thanks. This just sounds weird.

2points

#132

We Aren’t In Charge

9points

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Lakota Wolf 1 year ago

Ah, yes. You're not allowed to worship YOUR way or have your OWN beliefs. They have to coincide with the church's beliefs/organized religion's beliefs. Of course. How dare you have an independent thought?

9points

#133

This Church Promises Eternal Damnation For Adjusts Glasses Rooting For Auburn Football

8points

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Basic White B1tch 1 year ago

haha roll tide!

1point

#134

To Do What?!

8points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago (edited)

Alone? Don’t you mean along? Was this during lockdown?

2points

#135

A Little Holiday Cheer

8points

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Jeremy Thille 1 year ago

You use the word Noël in English??

1point

#136

Disturbing Lack Of Faith

8points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago (edited)

They must not have much backstory on old Darth V.

2points

#137

It's A Common Practice For The Church Of The Cdc

8points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

For some people, this should apply even if we’re not in lockdown. TBH.

1point

#138

God Must Be A Chief’s Fan

8points

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Michael Largey 1 year ago

Never mind counting the scriptural citations - give us the point spread!

1point

#139

This Church Sign That Probably Could Have Been Worded Differently

7points

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Lakota Wolf 1 year ago

This sign needs to read the other sign that was about swallowing vs. spitting.

2points

#140

This Church Sign That Insists Nails Are Better Than Duct Tape

7points

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

So, nailing someone to a cross and leaving them out in the desert sun to belted to death and have their bones picked by vultures was a good thing? One that solved everything? Yikes.

2points