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No matter what serious business everyone may try to make of it, the Christmas holidays are one big comedy reality show that airs in multiple households across the world all at once. Think of all the family drama, cursed topics at the dinner table, never-ending cocktail refills, painful gift exchanges where everyone pretends to love a Christmas sweater for 3 years in a row... do I really need to keep going?

But the more hilarity ensues in our Christmas-spirited homes, the more material it gives for hilarious tweets that surf around social media, making everyone sigh, cringe, relate, and laugh their hearts out.

So since we’re one step into the blessed comical chaos, Bored Panda has compiled a list full of the funniest tweets about Christmas. And even though we're not coming together this year due to the pandemic, the comical vibes of it all aren’t going anywhere.

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E Menendez
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, and it was only through manipulation and brainwashing he came to conform.

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    This Christmas is going to be different for all of us. And since we are one step away from one of the most awaited celebrations of the year, one should not forget that we live in unprecedented times of pandemic that put our usual traditions on hold.

    The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention warns against gatherings with family and friends who do not live with you as they “can increase the chances of getting or spreading COVID-19 or the flu.”

    As an alternative to face-to-face greetings and Christmas dinners, the CDC recommends “celebrating virtually or with members of your own household (who are consistently taking measures to reduce the spread of COVID-19)” and adds that this approach “poses the lowest risk for spread.”

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    Many countries across the world are currently implementing stricter quarantine rules as the Covid-19 cases continue to soar at an alarming pace. For example, in the Netherlands, the second lockdown of at least five weeks will start on Tuesday. Sweden, which resisted national lockdowns, implements their strictest restrictions so far on Friday. A hard lockdown with non-essential shops closing nationwide will also start in Germany this Wednesday and will continue throughout the holidays. Italy is now reported as the latest European country to go into lockdown.

    Meanwhile, the UK reported a record new 35,928 Covid-19 infections yesterday, which makes it the highest-ever increase in a single day. The British government has divided the country into local restriction tiers based on epidemiological indicators in a bid to curb the soaring number of new cases.

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    #11

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    Nea
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am impressed with what they could do to that excuse of a tree.

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    #13

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    Helen Haley
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a horrible movie. The point of the story is that it is ok to bully, unless they're useful to you.

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    #15

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    Falcon
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess if you wrap enough of it around the present it won't be THAT see-through 😂

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    #27

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    NoodleBear
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol this tradition was actually a marketing technique, it was never a real tradition to begin with. Someone just made it up to sell ornaments. Still a fun tradition though.

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    #28

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    Zophra
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty much my husband. I handle the presents; he doesn't even know what he got them. Everyone is surprised Christmas morning.

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    Big
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I've got an image in my mind of someone dunking their pizza in their milk. You've scarred me...

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    #33

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    Nea
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This year, my father said he is not getting any lights as he us too old for ladder and i missed all those years when i had to keep him off a ladder

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    #35

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    Jess-a-men
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alas, I won't get a heart attack trying to move my great-grandmother's old doll off the guest bed and accidentally pressing the button that makes it giggle this year... what a shame.

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    #38

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    tuzdayschild
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm ok with the birds and pretty much all the other gifts. But can someone explain to me the value of a Lord a Leaping.

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    #39

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    #42

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    Crazydoglady
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My stepdaughter yelled at my stepson one year, "Don't you know she's a teacher!?!?!" In response to his list made up of things all over $500.

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    Alethia Nyx
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other adult version of Tetris is trying to fit everything in the car for a family driving holiday.

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    #45

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    kjorn
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my kids don't like expensive advent calender. they didn't like the chocolate in there. they prefer the 99 cent one.

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    #46

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    Jitka Svobodová
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid we were forced to unwrap the gifts VERY carefully, so the paper won't tear, and my gran folded it neatly and save for next year. It was such a strong habit that I am still unable to tear the paper open and I shiver when my kids do that, even though we throw the paper away everytime.

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    #47

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    #48

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    #49

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    Myrtle Yoma
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid my mom decorated the inside to the Max to hide the dysfunction. It was a really good trick, and probably why Christmas brings back happy memories. Honestly, she tried

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    #55

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    Troux
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These say: The Tooth Fairy; Brad Pitt's Oscar; Reverse Racism; My 4.0 GPA

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    #61

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    John Topper
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a divorce. I know we've never met, but I want a divorce anyway.

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    #65

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    Clearly sunny
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their making you a mess for Christmas! They know how much you love to clean😋

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    #69

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    Lou
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    3 years ago

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    Obviously no one told you about the thin line between funny and stupid.

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    #71

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    Tami
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This scene belongs in an animated Christmas special!

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    #74

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    KiwiBubbles
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. I just found something I REALLY wanted but I know my parents already finished shopping... Guess I'm getting a present from me this year ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    cybermerlin2000
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neighbour: Arn't you putting up any decorations on your house this year? Me: I'm spending Christmas in the house mate. with my family. In the warm. Where theres a telly and food and drink

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