What happened to stranger danger?

Let’s face it, he doesn’t really need the money, does he?

Santa is just horrible to Rudolph in that show until he realizes what Rudolph can do for him.

2020 means that Santa is going to need some different PPE.

Sure, he works hard on Christmas Eve, but couldn’t he help out around the house a bit more?

It left the packages, boxes, and bags. But we won’t be able to stand heart-to-heart and hand-in-hand.

Sorry, Thanksgiving, but once Halloween is done, it’s on.

Can you cram in all the goodness in the last couple of weeks?

Y’know, it’s not a good thing if your heart suddenly swells to three times it’s size.

You just know that Santa puts most of the prep work off until Christmas Eve.

That thing is downright creepy.

Keep your mouth shut, kid.

Visiting Santa virtually just isn’t the same...

Just once Jesus would like to NOT have his birthday be on Christmas!

These new employment laws are gonna make Santa’s operating costs skyrocket.

How else do you explain his seemingly omnipresent surveillance capabilities?

Republicans don’t believe in handouts.

You know those elves have to work multiple gigs to make ends meet.

The result of seeing Mommy kissing Santa Claus.