Clean inside and out. But I'm confused how the smell didn't tell her it was a soap and not chocolate.

Passive aggression taken to new levels.

Hey i love the creamy shits

Damn... 😲

The fish did it not the cat

Santa?

At least the dog is embarrassed and feels guilty, some of the cats would be proud or play innocent

this happened to me with a mug of hot chocolate, i was stunned for like 2 minutes while my brain workout what I'm looking at, perfect circle through the bottom of the mug, hot choc everywhere

Go away its his house

You should have fed the segway

I am going to take a nap....... I am going to take a nap right here .....good night! said the ladder

Now you have a Christmas puzzle

Ideally, he should have followed it down

It could have hit that nice motorbike and ruined someones day.

I have piggish neighbours like that: whenever they no longer need something(it could be anything, from onion peels, to dead house plants), they throw it out of their goddamn window... The bin is 100 feet away. I live in a country of retards.

upstairs neighbors were moving and put the stereo over the edge for someone to catch it ... was just not expecting it to be so heavy ... it smashed to bits on top of my concrete garden gname .

It was big brother tree saving his younger sibling from a nasty fall.

A tree within a tree

The tree saved that persons scooter on the street.

That seems to be Germany. Your tree will be collected on a certain day in january. Also there is a tvadd from ikea every year, that tells you swedish people would throw it out of the window to make more space for their stuff. People quite often follow that advice.

Now you know should you ever have to dispose of a body.

Ideally, he should have been sober for that.

This street has a contemporary Polish look to it and I know what I am saying being a Pole, living in Poland, Stettin [old ex-German town now in Poland with charming fin de siecle architecture]. Please let me know and the reward is hugs from me and wet kisses from my lovely dog, Boris. LOL

Can't be asked to dispose of it correctly!

It couldn't just leave that other tree out there naked!

Ik*a celebrates knut.

Looks innocent to me :)

Ok, I know that I'll be downvoted (again), but... WHY do people buy advent's calendars for their dogs? And what is in these ('cause it cannot be chocolate...). And what is it for? What's the point of having advent calendar if you do not open it by yourself? Can't you just each day give your dog something yummy? I'm sorry it's not like I want to be rude or something - I just really do not understand.

It's okay. Rice fixes everything.

"Looks delicious"-dustbin

...and enjoy!

I’m thinking someone forgot to water the tree.

The perils of a stubborn man's insistence to carry alllllll the groceries in at once.

Can't show the word... but can show "it".... oh the irony of bored panda.

It makes me want to cry when I saw this...I lost my sweet little Yorkie Jenna 14 months ago to epilepsy and she was just 7 years old. I miss her every day. What was your Mom thinking? She has to be on Santa's VERY naughty list.

Guessing the dog doesn't like Christmas....

Hot dish + glass table=disaster.

Again, put water in the stand.

Did it come with a koala bear????

You win the worst Christmas disaster prize!!!

Looks like I’ve been cooking again.

That really sucks. I know it’s just material things, but I feel bad for that person. I bet they were really happy when they opened it.

Test before you install. Hasn't National lampoon Christmas vacation thought us anything.

Oh wow. Not nearly enough padding.

Cat or dog?

Why? What is wrong with people?

It will keep your money safe even after someone steals your wallet

Who makes a backup roast? "I had a feeling you'd break the oven, so I made one last night, just in case. We can have the one I was planning to cook in the New Year. Oh, and you're grounded, you little s**t."

Stop blaming dogs for fainting trees. Trees faint suddenly, just because, everyone knows it!

Actually I've got exactly that same problem yesterday. Still waiting for the tire repair shop to open.

I've learned to anchor the tree on the sides as well, into a corner.. used to have 14' trees!

Been there, done that

Time to go back to bed.