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#2

My Parents Made My Wife A Stocking For Christmas

Final score:

285points

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Marco van Hattum 5 years ago

Passive aggression taken to new levels.

168points

#3

Those Crazy Kids Messing With The Neighbor's Merry Christmas Decoration

Final score:

270points

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dibya sadhukhan 5 years ago

Hey i love the creamy shits

61points

#4

Well, There Goes Christmas Lunch

Final score:

268points

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Night Owl 5 years ago

Damn... 😲

52points

#5

Merry Christmas

Final score:

266points

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dibya sadhukhan 5 years ago

The fish did it not the cat

152points

#6

Starting Christmas On The Wrong Foot

Final score:

230points

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~Milo~ 5 years ago

Santa?

121points

#7

Brand New Christmas Decorations, Dog Did Not Approve

Final score:

230points

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Night Owl 5 years ago (edited)

At least the dog is embarrassed and feels guilty, some of the cats would be proud or play innocent

12points

#8

The Holiday Season Means Bottomless Egg Nog

Final score:

228points

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Helenium 5 years ago

this happened to me with a mug of hot chocolate, i was stunned for like 2 minutes while my brain workout what I'm looking at, perfect circle through the bottom of the mug, hot choc everywhere

109points

#9

I'm Spending Christmas At My Australian GF's Parents Place. Brushing My Teeth In The Morning I Look Up And This Is What I See On The Inside Of The Window. I Love The Weather Here, But **** That

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225points

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dibya sadhukhan 5 years ago

Go away its his house

114points

Trisha Dragon 5 years ago

It is now

20points

BusLady 5 years ago

And he doesn't like foreigners.

6points

Lorraine R 5 years ago

Or hers.

3points

Marianne Grann 5 years ago

No worry, the spilder is outside!

2points

João Eiras 5 years ago

It's its country. Australia is full of huge spiders.

1point

SilvaSkies 5 years ago

Oofo, I can relate to dis so bad so I can't get annoyed at him.

1point

Pseudo Puppy 5 years ago

this is pretty normal here in Australia... especially if living in Queensland. Welcome!! ;) :D

18points

Sara 5 years ago

They were everywhere when I lived in Sydney! Huntsmen didn't really bother me. The funnel web building a web on the sliding back door freaked me out though!!! lol

3points

Han 5 years ago

It's just a Huntsman. They don't bite and generally enter our homes before a storm hits. More scared of us then we should be of it. :)

13points

Sara 5 years ago

They actually DO bite!! lol My friend had one bite her face when she tried to swat it away in her sleep. At least she killed it right after. About a month later, I found one in my bedroom. Went to get bug spray & it was gone when I came back. Made sleeping difficult for awhile!!

2points

MnM2520 5 years ago

*c***s shotgun* Nope *BOOM*

12points

Mama Panda 5 years ago

omg burn the house down!!!!

10points

Hisseefit 5 years ago

And when it disappears is when you really have to worry!

10points

Kiahna 5 years ago

Yep! That's why I don't take my eyes off it and yell out for someone to help. And if you're home alone, you're pretty much screwed.

4points

Ashley Say Wha?!? 5 years ago

Nope! Booking my airline ticket home right now.

9points

trix 5 years ago

The land of nopes.

8points

fckucarol 5 years ago

welp gotta throw the whole house away now...

6points

Aileen 5 years ago

Lol I was like, “Wow what a pretty view of the trees and WOAH, woah ok, I see it now.”

4points

Mya Lugar 5 years ago

On the eight legs of Christmas my Grandpa gave to me....

4points

seauf 5 years ago

....on the INside of.....

4points

Well Hello There 5 years ago

OH HELL NAW

1point

Jaguarundi 5 years ago

It's a huntsman, it's hunting YOU!

4points

Harry Plopper 5 years ago

*pulls out gun* NOT TODAY M**********R

3points

Danielle Renee 5 years ago

beautiful place, but everything wants to kill you there.

3points

Pavlina G 5 years ago

Just Harry sayin Gday

3points

Han 5 years ago

Haha! We wear sunscreen and carry an umbrella. Cos Straya

3points

Ms Phit 5 years ago

Same in Arizona...umbrella is for shade though

1point

Julinda 5 years ago

Oh Hell, just NOPE!

2points

Maggie Collins 5 years ago

When is the next plane out of here? Cuz I'm gone! Or maybe I can just ride that monster spider!!

2points

Donny Cromwell 5 years ago

I once saw a greater house spider in my basement and I screamed like a little girl. I'm sure if I saw that monster I would have s**t myself.

2points

Kiahna 5 years ago

Summer in Australia. You know what, life in Australia. With me it's just, 'KIAHNA!! CAN YOU GET A BROOM PLEASE?' Spiders happen. No big deal.

2points

Mama Panda 5 years ago

A broom? Hell no! That spider will hold on to the bristles and then come down and kick your a*s for swatting it. Better yet, use a shovel!!! (and then set the house on fire)

8points

Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 4 years ago

That's frickin' Aragog junior

1point

Autumn 3 years ago

yes it is...

0points

Wendy Fitzkloo 4 years ago

Just step on it mate

1point

Wendy Fitzkloo 4 years ago

Just step on it

1point

Karla Jaldin Otero 4 years ago

I am more and more convinced that Australia did not evolve

1point

Rebecca Cote 5 years ago

no no no no no no!

1point

Jonathan M 5 years ago

That's not a spider, ....

1point

Valereee 5 years ago

Yuck!!!

1point

Mary Patterson 5 years ago

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!!!

1point

jevais 5 years ago

Oh my goodness. This awful.

1point

Valerie Anne 5 years ago

This is when you run like hell. No significant other is worth that!

1point

Linda Fulco 5 years ago

Oh hell no!

1point

Marti Mefford 5 years ago

no my gahd, pretty sure I would have dropped dead.

1point

De'leeze(fka moon) 5 years ago

Ha,FTSIO

1point

Annie Hu 5 years ago

i think it's outside... I do not like that spider thing

1point

KieLeaHar 1 year ago

Huntsmen aren’t that bad… just when the shits just at you.. that’s annoying. Also, if you think fly spray of any insect spray will kill them- no. Usually just slows them down…

0points

Josephina Minutolo 3 years ago

Leftover halloween decorations

0points

Carissa Partheymueller 3 years ago

yikkkesss!!!

0points

Mark Kelly 4 years ago

Fact, no one has died from a spider bite in Australia since the 80's

0points

Skepter Angelo Ken Madrid 5 years ago

LMAO

0points

Irene Walton 5 years ago

OMG!!! I just saw it!

0points

elfin 5 years ago

Everything in Australia wants to kill you.

0points

Maria Mangione 5 years ago

no way

0points

Amanda Hunter 5 years ago

Crikey!

0points

Rachel Hamrick 5 years ago

Did you use his toothbrush?

0points

Pamela 5 years ago

Just a harmless Huntsman, great for catching household pests! :)

0points

Red 5 years ago

Welcome to Australia 💁🏻‍♀️

0points

Olli Glx 5 years ago

Nope.

0points

Brodie 5 years ago

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0points

Brodie 5 years ago

The weather. The weather? THE WEATHER?! I HATE THE WEATHER. STEP OUTSIDE AND BUCKETS OF SWEAT JUST FALL OFF YOU.

0points

Bron 5 years ago

Pfft, they're harmless unless you're stupid enough to poke at it enough to aggravate it. Pretty much like many animals. They do look bit but they're not, just have long legs.

0points

Elly Clifton 5 years ago

it won't eat you all in one bite

0points

Tom McDonald 5 years ago

It's a huntsman spider. They're harmless.

0points

Norman van Druten 5 years ago

He lives there, you don't!!

0points

Janine Duckgrove 5 years ago

Maybe it wants to brush its teeth too

0points

lazy panda 5 years ago

Time to burn the house down.

0points

Maria Ines Molina 5 years ago

Nope

0points

Lynn Hewitt 5 years ago

Still call Australia home- but yeah... YIKES

0points

Jessica Percy 5 years ago

Dude hes outside dont freeak out ur fine if not grab a dam shoe and stop complaining

0points

Marzena Helena Leino 5 years ago

Did you stay after that, but be honest please ? I would leave at once - using broomstick preferably :)

0points

Łukasz Wronka 5 years ago

Don't panic and burn the house to the ground

0points

Rasmus Herold 5 years ago

Good thing it was on the outside, at least

0points

Kjersti Valberg 5 years ago

Burn the house. It's already lost.

0points

Victor Manteca Hierro 5 years ago

Crabs are oddly shaped there.

0points

Kerolos Saleib 5 years ago

Burn the house down. Those things fly and reproduce like.... Well.... Australian spiders

0points

Magpie 5 years ago

Haven't i seen this photo before ? 2. these are better than the ones you can NOT see.

0points

Chris Pitch 5 years ago

That ones okay. Not venomous

0points

SilvaSkies 5 years ago

I can relate to this dude everyday, even after living in Australia for ages. Really isn't the worst Christmas, maybe cuz I'm used to it. Used to it, but doesn't mean it doesn't bother me >.<

0points

Chris Hill 5 years ago

The inside of the window, you say. I would be out of there so fast. Where you see one, there are more coming. They run fast but not as fast as I can.

0points

Enuya 5 years ago

RUN.

0points

fckucarol 5 years ago

welp gotta throw the whole house away

0points

Louise Stange-Wahl 5 years ago

I would ABSOLUTELY scream like a little girl...snakes don't bother me at all, but spiders and bugs...AWWWGGGHHHHh!

0points

Baked Panda 5 years ago

Nope nope nope.... BIG NOPE!!!

0points

Jaguarundi 5 years ago

It's a huntsman spider and it's hunting YOU!

0points

Elisha Holster Schafer 5 years ago

It's just a huntsman, they are pretty chill. I always name mine when they turn up.

-1point

Pattie Kelly 5 years ago

I bet that spider was just as scared at you because you are 100 times his size.

-1point

Diane Smith 5 years ago

I was just reading about spiders in Australia. I think this is a Funnel Spider. The legs alone can be 4 inches long. They hurt, but seldom kill.

-2points

Kiahna 5 years ago

Nah. Funnel spiders are tiny.

1point

Cheryl Hopper 5 years ago

It's a Huntsman.

1point

Belinda Matson 5 years ago

No. The Sydney Funnel Web (found along east coast not just Sydney) spider builds funnel shaped webs inground & is rarely seen indoors, almost black, has chunky legs & CAN kill u. Huntsmen suck cuz 1. They LOVE indoors & You'll never see a spider move faster 2. They like being on your ceilings/walls 3. They are BIG 5-6in (15-20cm) up to 12in. Lived in Sydney entire life, hate huntsmen.

0points

pandamonium 5 years ago

Just cuz it's a big spider just make it any more aggressive than a small spider and believe it or not spiders don't just attack you if anything I think it's absolutely gorgeous to be able to see all of its detail in such a big image would be a treat for the eyes more than it should be a fear factor they're not going to bite you because they can I bet you if you poke it it would run away

-3points

jeffrey blankenship 5 years ago

My inner grammar Nazi just had a stroke. I'm not entirely certain if that was meant to be a never ending sentence, but I believe punctuation was invented to serve a purpose.

4points

Rose the Cook 5 years ago

Lucky it wasn't a snake.

-3points

Cheryl Hopper 5 years ago

This is Australia, mate. Some of the spiders can do ya as bad as the snakes. This spider is a Huntsman, which is harmless to humans, so no worries.

3points

#10

Christmas Dinner Is Ruined

Final score:

215points

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dibya sadhukhan 5 years ago

You should have fed the segway

106points

#11

I Was Putting Up Christmas Lights On My Roof A While Back When This Happened...

Final score:

211points

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dibya sadhukhan 5 years ago

I am going to take a nap....... I am going to take a nap right here .....good night! said the ladder

73points

#12

My Mom Left $300 Unattended, My Nephew (Special Little Kid) Thought It Was Just Papers. Merry Christmas, Mom

Final score:

204points

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Hisseefit 5 years ago

Now you have a Christmas puzzle

127points

#13

Neighbor Just Tried To Throw His Christmas Tree From The Balcony. Not Sure Where It Should’ve Landed Ideally

Final score:

199points

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PandaJon 5 years ago

Ideally, he should have followed it down

98points

#14

I Ummmm... Uhhhhh... Merry Christmas!

Final score:

189points

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Patti Brock 5 years ago

Looks innocent to me :)

83points

#15

I Bought My Dog An Advent Calender, Who Then Explored All 24 Days Of Christmas While I Was Pumping Gas

Final score:

181points

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Jaguarundi 5 years ago

What part of ""dog without supervision" don't you understand? A dog's gotta dog!

154points

#16

Christmas Toy, Meet Dog’s Water Bowl. Dog’s Water Bowl, Meet Christmas Toy

Final score:

174points

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Kim Shannon 5 years ago

It's okay. Rice fixes everything.

88points

#17

I Forgot About The Chicken

Final score:

164points

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dibya sadhukhan 5 years ago

"Looks delicious"-dustbin

74points

#18

Hid The Ham From The Dog In The Oven. On A Plastic Carving Tray. Turned The Oven On To Preheat For The Roast Turkey

Final score:

155points

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PandaJon 5 years ago

...and enjoy!

51points

#19

Why The Wife Says We Can No Longer Have A Real Christmas Tree

Final score:

150points

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Jaguarundi 5 years ago

Water in the tree stand would have been a good idea...

167points

#20

Let’s Skip Christmas This Year

Final score:

146points

Ronald van Schaik

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Troux 5 years ago

The perils of a stubborn man's insistence to carry alllllll the groceries in at once.

43points

#21

Got An Interesting Package In The Mail Today. I Have No Idea Who Sent It... Merry Christmas I Guess

Final score:

141points

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Pseudo Puppy 5 years ago

Can't show the word... but can show "it".... oh the irony of bored panda.

223points

#22

Found On Snapchat. Someone Got A Great Christmas Present

Final score:

141points

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Louise Stange-Wahl 5 years ago

It makes me want to cry when I saw this...I lost my sweet little Yorkie Jenna 14 months ago to epilepsy and she was just 7 years old. I miss her every day. What was your Mom thinking? She has to be on Santa's VERY naughty list.

10points

#23

Christmas Disaster Bad Enough, The Dog Took Down The Tree. He Ate His Bed As Well

Final score:

118points

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Patti Brock 5 years ago

Guessing the dog doesn't like Christmas....

52points

#24

Yep, This Just Happened! Very Lucky To Have No Injuries, Just Shattered About My Christmas Ham, Haha

Final score:

108points

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Bill Taylor 5 years ago

Hot dish + glass table=disaster.

67points

#25

So... This Is What Happened To My Real Tree This Year. Not A Needle Left On When We Heaved Her Out The Back Door

Final score:

107points

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Sue Knerl 5 years ago

Again, put water in the stand.

139points

#26

Got A Eucalyptus Tree For Christmas

Final score:

101points

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pandamonium 5 years ago

Did it come with a koala bear????

84points

#27

Merry Christmas To Me! My Secret Pal Gift At Work Included Live Roaches And Roach Droppings

Final score:

95points

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Chancey 5 years ago

You win the worst Christmas disaster prize!!!

27points

#28

Enjoy Your Special Christmas Waffles, Kids!

Final score:

94points

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Ang.stl 5 years ago

Looks like I’ve been cooking again.

58points

#29

My Christmas Present

Final score:

93points

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Meowton Mewsk 5 years ago

That really sucks. I know it’s just material things, but I feel bad for that person. I bet they were really happy when they opened it.

69points

#30

Just About Died Getting This Up And None Of The Lights Work

Final score:

89points

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LOttawa 5 years ago

Test before you install. Hasn't National lampoon Christmas vacation thought us anything.

100points

#31

One Of My Girlfriend's Gifts Arrived Like This Just Days Before Christmas...

Final score:

86points

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Bunzilla 5 years ago

Oh wow. Not nearly enough padding.

4points

#32

My Parents Came Home To Their Christmas Tree This Morning

Final score:

82points

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Patti Brock 5 years ago

Cat or dog?

62points

#33

This Morning Some Kids Decided To Set Fire To My Boat. Merry Christmas

Final score:

81points

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Patti Brock 5 years ago

Why? What is wrong with people?

156points

#34

Got A New Wallet For Christmas, But They Forgot Something...

Final score:

79points

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dibya sadhukhan 5 years ago

It will keep your money safe even after someone steals your wallet

42points

#35

Breaking Mom's Oven On Christmas Eve Surely Reminded Her Of Two Things: 1. I'm Her Favourite Child; 2. Always Have A Backup Roast Ready

Final score:

72points

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Ryo Bakura 5 years ago

Who makes a backup roast? "I had a feeling you'd break the oven, so I made one last night, just in case. We can have the one I was planning to cook in the New Year. Oh, and you're grounded, you little s**t."

83points

#36

My Dogs Just Knocked Over My Christmas Tree

Final score:

66points

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Jaguarundi 5 years ago

The angel made such a graceful face-plant.

64points

#37

Got A Flat Tire Last Night Over The Christmas Holidays, Nowhere Is Open To Fix It

Final score:

56points

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Leopoldo Pisanello 5 years ago

Actually I've got exactly that same problem yesterday. Still waiting for the tire repair shop to open.

21points

#38

10 Foot Tall Christmas Tree Fell Over Today...

Final score:

55points

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Christine M Quigley 5 years ago

I've learned to anchor the tree on the sides as well, into a corner.. used to have 14' trees!

2points

#39

Glass Bomb

Final score:

52points

Stacie Peters

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Pavlina G 5 years ago

Been there, done that

15points