Clean inside and out. But I'm confused how the smell didn't tell her it was a soap and not chocolate.

Passive aggression taken to new levels.

Hey i love the creamy shits

Damn... 😲

The fish did it not the cat

Santa?

At least the dog is embarrassed and feels guilty, some of the cats would be proud or play innocent

this happened to me with a mug of hot chocolate, i was stunned for like 2 minutes while my brain workout what I'm looking at, perfect circle through the bottom of the mug, hot choc everywhere

Go away its his house

You should have fed the segway

I am going to take a nap....... I am going to take a nap right here .....good night! said the ladder

Now you have a Christmas puzzle

Ideally, he should have followed it down

Looks innocent to me :)

What part of ""dog without supervision" don't you understand? A dog's gotta dog!

It's okay. Rice fixes everything.

"Looks delicious"-dustbin

...and enjoy!

Water in the tree stand would have been a good idea...

The perils of a stubborn man's insistence to carry alllllll the groceries in at once.

Can't show the word... but can show "it".... oh the irony of bored panda.

It makes me want to cry when I saw this...I lost my sweet little Yorkie Jenna 14 months ago to epilepsy and she was just 7 years old. I miss her every day. What was your Mom thinking? She has to be on Santa's VERY naughty list.

Guessing the dog doesn't like Christmas....

Hot dish + glass table=disaster.

Again, put water in the stand.

Did it come with a koala bear????

You win the worst Christmas disaster prize!!!

Looks like I’ve been cooking again.

That really sucks. I know it’s just material things, but I feel bad for that person. I bet they were really happy when they opened it.

Test before you install. Hasn't National lampoon Christmas vacation thought us anything.

Oh wow. Not nearly enough padding.

Cat or dog?

Why? What is wrong with people?

It will keep your money safe even after someone steals your wallet

Who makes a backup roast? "I had a feeling you'd break the oven, so I made one last night, just in case. We can have the one I was planning to cook in the New Year. Oh, and you're grounded, you little s**t."

The angel made such a graceful face-plant.

Actually I've got exactly that same problem yesterday. Still waiting for the tire repair shop to open.

I've learned to anchor the tree on the sides as well, into a corner.. used to have 14' trees!

Been there, done that

Time to go back to bed.

so? ;)