No question that raising kids is a hard and tiring adventure, but once in a while, you are rewarded with a comedic payoff so delightful you just have to share it with the internet. Bored Panda is back with a list of funny photos and posts from across the web of cutekids that have no idea how ridiculous they are doing things that probably made their parents scold them while trying to hold back laughter or just shake their heads and smile.
From accidentally killing the pet fish they wanted to cuddle with to funny homework mistakes this list full of funny kids is sure to bring a smile to your face even if you don't have children of your own. Scroll down below to check out all the kiddo fun, try not to laugh, and don't forget to upvote your favs!
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Imagination Level 100. My 2-Year-Old Daughter Drew A Pillow With Chalk, Then Lay Down For A Nap
The lines of the pillow are too straight for a 2 yo drawing.
Load More Replies...Myeah, NO 2 year old can draw a rectangle with such almost 90degree angles, move along!
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed it 🙈😂
Load More Replies...Most parents have used the whole spelling out secret words trick with toddlers, but did you know that by the time your little kid turns one, they probably understand about 70 words. Even though they can only make nonsense sounds back, they are listening, so keep up the "baby talk."
One Step Away From Heart Attack
I laughed so hard at this one, my sparkling water came out my nose . . . and it seriously burns!
Soooo....pardon my lack of knowledge, but who, or what, is Amardiorha?
I'm with you on this one. I having no clue.
Load More Replies...Gotta Love Kids, Lol
The terrible twos filled with arguing, tantrums and defiance. But what makes two so special? Two-year olds have more than 100 trillion synapses, or brain connections, which is the most they will ever have in their lifetime. Instead of fighting with them, use this time to teach them, because they have a lot more going up there than you do. In fact, adults only have half of the neural pathways that a two-year-old has.
Potentially The Best Answer My Daughter Has Ever Given On A Worksheet
If a child can spot that someone's not happy in their job, that person must really be very unhappy.
When they are young they don't know how to lie. We have to teach them how to do that.
Load More Replies...Not very young, when do they usually begin teaching contractions?
Load More Replies...Interesting that most people are reading this as the principal is unhappy. When I read it I thought her comment related to her not wanting to be the principal.
These Kids Were Asked To Dress Up As Elves For Their School Play. One Kid Dressed Up As Elvis
I have to say I hate when schools do this. They give you two weeks notice and expect your kid to be dressed up properly for the play. I went through that this last fall with my daughter supposed to be dressed like a pilgrim. The school said just put your daughter in dress, apron and bonnet. Like we have bonnets and aprons a plenty. Sheesh.
What, you've never heard of the fairy tale, the Elvises and the Shoemaker?
Superb. Looks like he's hoping the floor will swallow him up!
Ever heard people say they are throwing an elaborate birthday party for their one-year-old - you know- for the memories? Well as it turns out children’s memories aren't fully operational before the age of three. While stimulating your babies brain is still important for development, they probably aren't going to be re-telling those stories of the time you hauled them around Disneyland at two-years-old.
His Sister Is In Good Hands
Better safe than sorry. A couple decades ago, Disney sued a daycare in Fla. for A Mickey and Minnie mural
Load More Replies...My Daughter's Reaction When Holding Her New Baby Sister. Much Heavier Than The Dolls She Practiced On
or her baby shower when she has children of her own.
Load More Replies...This is the picture I'd be giving my daughter upon her becoming sexually active. Obviously accompanied by a frank discussion, but this is just perfect.
Peek-a-boo may seem like a silly joke, but for pre-schoolers this magic trick is serious stuff. Their brains have yet to develop logic and perspective, so when they put their hands over their eyes and you disappear, they really think that you can't see them because they can't see you. A much less strenuous game of hide-and-seek don't you think?
My Daughter Looks Like A Mom That Regrets All Her Life Decisions
But in reality she is multitasking by feeding her brother? and watching cartoons (maybe).
Words Of The Week
I think the teacher was asking for it they basically walked into a trap
Load More Replies...At least the kid knows how to spell it. That should count extra marks.
Ok, this tracher had to know this would happen with at least one kid lol
Looks like this teacher no longer had any trucks, yucks, sucks, or f words to give when they made up this worksheet.
"'R' is among the most menacing sounds. That's why they call it Murder, not Muckduck." - Dwight K Schrute
Scrooge McDuck is what i though it said when it said "Muckduck" lol
Load More Replies...As much as you might laugh at what your hilarious kids do, babies and kids take the cake when it comes to getting a kick out of laugh. These prime stand-up comedy audience members can laugh up to 300 times a day. Whereas adults typically laugh at the most, about 20 times a day. So the next time your feeling blue take a tip from babies and look at your feet - apparently they are hilarious.
Mystery Of The Wine Bottles
Had a similar conversation about thermos flasks once. Child asked: “How does it know whether the stuff inside should be kept hot or cold?”
I remember taking apart my grandma 's thermos to find out. She wasn't happy
Load More Replies...It's like those maps that say "You Are Here"... somehow, they just know things
My neice actually said that many years ago at the WTC subway stop as we were looking at the map with the arrow that indicates "You Are Here".....and she innocently asked, "How Does It Know?". We still tease her about that. :-)
Load More Replies...This reminds me of a story about someones grandmother who used to ask how the painkillers she took knew where in here body to go to do their work.
My son took that pink bubblegum flavored amoxicillin for an ear infection once. About a year later, he got strep throat and was prescribed the same medication. He said "mom, this is the wrong medicine. This one only knows how to get to my ears, I need the kind that knows the way to my throat" 😂😂 That was a 20 minute argument with a know it all 5 year old 🙄
Load More Replies...Apparently Lazar was never a child. Was he grown in a lab or just born as an adult?
I was driving and my little brother was in the back seat and he saw my turn signal on because I was going to the left And he said "How does it know which way to go?"
i used to think there was a person controlling it inside our car when i was little
Load More Replies...My Daughter Thought This Was Her. Bonus: My Son In The Background.
My Daughter Looks Like She Just Destroyed An Entire Sith Army
Little Kids Are The Best
Your comment was the perfect ending of this post 😂
Load More Replies...My son failed a multiple choice quiz because he selected multiple answers for each questions.... His response was why do they call it multiple choice when I can only pick one?
So. Wise. I shall from now on call them "multiple options, choose only one!"
Load More Replies...My Kid Is Sharp
Whenever me and my friends make a group chat we come back to school and complain about the notifications and how some of us can’t turn it off so we just delete it and a week later we forget about the consequences and start a new group chat with the exact same people 😐
Totally a millennial child's thought. Us baby boomers would never have thought of "turning a phone off".
😄😄😄😄😄😄 👏👏👏👏👏 A perfect, logical, smart answer to a totally idiotic question.
My Daughter's Personality Perfectly Expressed Through Her Outfit Choice
I was going to comment, but I can’t outdo yours! 👍🏻
Load More Replies...My son should def meet your daughter! He did the opposite - all in Ninja, but with a fairy stick
Okay I used to do this a lot I used to dress up as a princess but then had like this really cool weapon or part that made it a little more me like a cool eyepatch
Little Sister Was Invited To The “Princess Party”. But She Wanted To Be A Puppy
Puppies are nicer and princesses are annoying. I want to pet that puppy and let her know they are loved the most.
That's what I'm talking about. The Elvis kid could learn from her. Just own it!
She looks unhappy and excluded. I bet those other kids gave her a lot of s**t that day.
Knowing how little girls can be, you’re not wrong 💀
Load More Replies...Princesses try too hard to be liked but puppies are effortlessly loved by all without glitter dresses and crowns and just by being yourself everyone flocks to pet you. Be you.
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Well at least the kid’s very observant so that’ll come in handy for future years! 😁
My Friend's 3-Year-Old Son In Preschool Today
But does he even know who he's dressed as? Surely he's too young to see the movie.
Load More Replies...Hey, he might have asked to be a "scary clown" or something like that, or maybe he's too young to choose his own outfit and they thought it would be funny.
Load More Replies...If I ever have kids, one will be dressed as Hannibal Lecter, guaranteed.
I Asked For Art For My New Apartment This Christmas. May I Present “Butterflies”, A Painting From My Nieces Made Entirely With Their Butt Cheeks. Lovely
Keep it. When they come around with their first boyfriend, show it to him :D
I LOVE that! I would hang it in my living room right where you would see it the moment you walked in! I would also get a brass plaque naming it and explaining how the artists made it! LOL
raise your hand if this piece of art looks better than your doodles 🙋
People will pay for those prints on their shirts later... Bug money
Right!?! 😂 Someone was putting the paint on their butts!!
Load More Replies...Honesty In My Son's Homework
I'm imagining this kid going "DAAAAGGHHHH HOMEWORK!!!" " Oh well better write something..."
I don't blame him. I would be mad when i found that homework in my not-used-in-a-million-years backpack. And a little scared to death. But I would still do the homework.
My 6-Year-Old Drew Her Dad, Me, Herself And Her Little Brother. We’re Snorkelling
This is a great drawing to bring to the very first therapy session!
My son drew a picture of his grandad bungie jumping... with the rope around his neck!
man who ever drew that is suicidal.... wait.... nope... never mind they are snorkelling.
Okay, At Least My Daughter Is Cute
Stupid teacher. "Give the correct name of each angle" would be a proper question.
I'd say "Name each angle type" would be more specific.
Load More Replies...My Son's Hide-And-Go-Seek Spot
I can already tell you're a dad from this one comment. :)
Load More Replies...My Son Is One "Those" Kids
He literally did what was asked of him. Reminds me of the time the doctor told my son (2 at the time) to stand on one foot. He walked over and stood in the doctor's foot.
Nostalgia
My daughter used to say, "Mom, back in th he olden days when you were a little girl ....". I was about 25 at the time.
My Kindergarten Teaching Experience In A Nutshell
How will you show how you know the answer tho? It's like asking why A comes before B haha
I imagine they are looking for an answer like "3 has one number and 10 has two in it," (cuz now we're learning our 10s and those have 2 numbers in them to help us keep track!) or "10 comes after three." Anything to show it wasn't a lucky guess so you know they understand.
Load More Replies...You remember the Reading Rainbow ? and the line "The More You Know " ??
When you dont know the answer, just draw an aesthetically pleasing picture! Guaranteed A!
My Daughter Hates The Sun And She Drew Me A Picture Of Her Yelling At The Sun
Make fun all you want but us adults do something just as futile:arguing with people online
Or shout at politicians/footballers/etc who appear on TV.... They argue as if they could be heard.
Load More Replies...You must live in Texas. Nobody likes the sun when it's 110 degrees outside.
Me too. My idea of a bad time: traveling in a vehicle with a sunroof. BLEH.
Have you seen the commercials for the new Ford Expedition, I think it is? The whole middle of the roof from the front seats to the third row, and maybe behind that even, is sunroof!! Ugh!!
Load More Replies...Our Dog Peed On Our New Couch. My 6 Year Old Daughter Documented The Events, Including My Reaction
My Niece Discovered The Cat Door Today
I still climb out the doggy door and im almost 20
Load More Replies...My granddaughter used to do this all te time, especially when it was raining lol
Me: How did you get outside again? Three year old grandson: Out the my door. Me: Your'e door? Grandson: Yes the one where Daisy uses. Did Daisy ask you if she could use your door, you know she is a Rottweiler dog ? Grandson : Yes she even let me go out first. Story: Large pool in back yard AZ. Door locked. Kid unlocks very large dog door to go out and Daisy followed. Where is Daisy? Between grandson and the pool. We made sure all dog doors were locked down tight after that.
My daughter got stuck, half in half out with her head and one arm on the outside.
An 8-Bit Child
Is this that april fool's joke thing where the comie creator decided to have realistic eye?
The Outfit My Nephew Wore To Meet My Boyfriend
My Son Was Invited To A Birthday Party To Learn "Superhero" Moves. Aka Jujitsu. He Took It Very Seriously
I bet the other kids were jealous they didn't dress in their superhero costumes!
Jeans to a martial arts class is asking for a ripped crotch.
I Run Grief And Loss Sessions With Children. This 5-Year-Old Is Wise Beyond Her Years
Omg.... All these years of therapy and now 8 have the ultimate answer and it makes so much sense!!!
My Son Is A Fart For Halloween
based on the "gun" he's chosen... he's the fart machine from the various Minions / Despicable Me movies! <3
Here in Finland also we had a comedy show that had a Fart as a character: 5bed41bddd096-99.jpg
Hahaha I'd love to see the looks on anyone's face who asks that after they hear the answer!
Load More Replies...My 4-Year-Old Thinks He’s A Ninja So My Wife Took A “Before” Picture And Showed Him. He Absolutely Thinks He’s Completely Invisible In Front Of Our Black Appliances
What do you mean? Both the before and after pictures look the same 🧐
My Son's Best Answer This Week
my teacher once asked me what my inspiration for a project was. I told her I was inspired by the due date.
Load More Replies...Me every day!! I want to try this now... Explain why you chose the answer you did. By using logic.
I work at a school with a 2 grade class. On an assignment were the kids had to explain how they figured out the answer, one kid wrote "I don't think about these things"
like bro I aint dumb, and I dont have the time to explain this 2 u, simple maths
Because We All Have That One Kid
My mom made my sister and me matching dresses. I hated the entire idea, didn't even like my sister very much so I couldn't understand why she did it. I have identical twins and I didn't even do this to them. Let kids be individuals!
Yes we do. I have a daughter who has a twin who told me she HAS to be opposite from her twin brother because they are opposite sexes. He's quiet, she's loud; He has a darker complexion, he a lighter one; and I'm just shaking my head.
This would be my now 37 year old Daughter. I learned when she was about 18 months old how to pick my battles and life has been great ever since.
My Son Got To Meet Darth Vader. And When The Dark Lord Of The Sith Told Him "Join Me, And I Will Complete Your Training" He Reached Out And Held Vader's Hand! Should I Be Impressed, Or Concerned?
Well since most in this universe end up killing their fathers, I would say concerned.
i like this kid, my whole family hates me for liking the sith best.
Here We Have A 13-Year-Old In Her Natural Habitat
I present my daughter, who, after being told to change into appropriate clothes, slammed her bedroom door so hard it got stuck. Her escape effort is pictured here - with our concerned dog looking on.
Wonder when parents will realize they don't control every aspect of their kid's lives.
What? We are talking about 13 yo here. If a parent think outfit is inappropriate it is inappropriate. At least until they are full grown adult.
Load More Replies...My Son Is My Spirit Animal
I wish I could upvote this more! You've hit the nail on the head, he does have a hulk expression.
Load More Replies...My 6-Year-Old Son Had His First School Dance Tonight. Got Caught Giving Roses To Different Girls
Nothing wrong with giving flowers to many people - it's called kindness. If he tells each of them that they're the only one he's giving flowers to.... *then* there's a problem.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm boi!!!! I am laughing too hard @ the red dress girl
So Proud Of My Little Scientist
My Daughter Trying To Hide When Shes Supposed To Be In Bed
Just be glad the lights are on; in the dark, at least one person gets hurt.
Took My Daughter To A Van Gogh Exhibition
Great effort to teach her something, but force is with her. You cannot break her
Kid Accidentally Kills His Fish
I know it's sad, but I'll be honest - I laughed..a lot! Queue down votes in 3, 2, 1...
That could only be the most appropriate response here. If PETA comes after you, I got your back.
Load More Replies...When my kids were little, my daughter had a fish tank in her room. I walked into her room and saw her fish laying on the floor, not moving and looked like it had been there awhile. Noticed the net and realized my son had apparently gone "fishing" I didn't want my daughter to get mad at my son, so I picked the fish up and placed it in the tank so she would think it just died. It started swimming! My son's name is Everett.
I would have done the same. Having kiddos, you learn to tone down the trauma. :)
Load More Replies...Parents should have told Everett that fish CAN´T LIVE OUTSIDE WATER. Their fault, not Everett´s.
You remove the dead fish Next morning you tell the sweet innocent child the fish had to go to the vet because it was sick :/ Treatment lasts as long as you find an identical - ish replacement You then inform sweet pure child the fish is feeling much better but the vet said it got sick because it was out of the water for a while =)
Great idea lie to the child so he don't feel sad and guilty. Also teach him not to take the fish out again. Sweet way to put things for the kid.
Load More Replies...And that's what happens when you give kids too young a pet too vulnerable...
Oh, when they grow up and see these...I have a feeling their parents will hold this against them forever lol, i know my mum and dad would.
Kids are kind and also brutally honest,, so when the time comes, teach them tact, though they may just tell you, mommy said not to tell you your but is too big, but I’m supposed to be tatful, her word, and then tells you not to tattle on her!
Oh, when they grow up and see these...I have a feeling their parents will hold this against them forever lol, i know my mum and dad would.
Kids are kind and also brutally honest,, so when the time comes, teach them tact, though they may just tell you, mommy said not to tell you your but is too big, but I’m supposed to be tatful, her word, and then tells you not to tattle on her!
