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Most parents have used the whole spelling out secret words trick with toddlers, but did you know that by the time your little kid turns one, they probably understand about 70 words. Even though they can only make nonsense sounds back, they are listening, so keep up the "baby talk."

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One Step Away From Heart Attack

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Phoebe Bean 5 years ago

Oh, my, this is hilarious!

116points

#3

Gotta Love Kids, Lol

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618points

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The terrible twos filled with arguing, tantrums and defiance. But what makes two so special? Two-year olds have more than 100 trillion synapses, or brain connections, which is the most they will ever have in their lifetime. Instead of fighting with them, use this time to teach them, because they have a lot more going up there than you do. In fact, adults only have half of the neural pathways that a two-year-old has.

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Potentially The Best Answer My Daughter Has Ever Given On A Worksheet

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617points

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Phoebe Bean 5 years ago

That principal doesn´t look like a happy person...

97points

#5

These Kids Were Asked To Dress Up As Elves For Their School Play. One Kid Dressed Up As Elvis

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616points

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Edan Min 5 years ago

Well, he's "the King" of the show

196points

Ever heard people say they are throwing an elaborate birthday party for their one-year-old - you know- for the memories? Well as it turns out children’s memories aren't fully operational before the age of three. While stimulating your babies brain is still important for development, they probably aren't going to be re-telling those stories of the time you hauled them around Disneyland at two-years-old.

#6

His Sister Is In Good Hands

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616points

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Vernice Aure 5 years ago

That is a well protected sister. Watch out future lovers.

136points

#7

My Daughter's Reaction When Holding Her New Baby Sister. Much Heavier Than The Dolls She Practiced On

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613points

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bored hamster 5 years ago

I love the look on her face. Hope they use it for her 18th party 😂

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Peek-a-boo may seem like a silly joke, but for pre-schoolers this magic trick is serious stuff. Their brains have yet to develop logic and perspective, so when they put their hands over their eyes and you disappear, they really think that you can't see them because they can't see you. A much less strenuous game of hide-and-seek don't you think?

#8

My Daughter Looks Like A Mom That Regrets All Her Life Decisions

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612points

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Phoebe Bean 5 years ago

But in reality she is multitasking by feeding her brother? and watching cartoons (maybe).

117points

#9

Words Of The Week

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612points

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Edan Min 5 years ago

firetruck, she means firetruck

271points

As much as you might laugh at what your hilarious kids do, babies and kids take the cake when it comes to getting a kick out of laugh. These prime stand-up comedy audience members can laugh up to 300 times a day. Whereas adults typically laugh at the most, about 20 times a day. So the next time your feeling blue take a tip from babies and look at your feet - apparently they are hilarious.

#10

Mystery Of The Wine Bottles

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612points

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Phoebe Bean 5 years ago

Life is full of mysteries, kid.

146points

#11

My Daughter Thought This Was Her. Bonus: My Son In The Background.

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594points

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Cheethra 5 years ago

The son love himself so much :D

133points

#12

My Daughter Looks Like She Just Destroyed An Entire Sith Army

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593points

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Phoebe Bean 5 years ago

The force is strong with this one!

175points

#13

Little Kids Are The Best

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574points

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Edan Min 5 years ago

and here's a drawing as a proof

151points

#14

My Kid Is Sharp

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569points

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Phoebe Bean 5 years ago

Wise kid.

155points

Jeanne Wessinger 5 years ago

I want this kid, and only this kid as my friend

14points

Kerolos Saleib 5 years ago

This kid is genius

11points

Minnie-me 5 years ago

me too, kid...me too...

7points

TheNerdyOne 5 years ago

Whenever me and my friends make a group chat we come back to school and complain about the notifications and how some of us can’t turn it off so we just delete it and a week later we forget about the consequences and start a new group chat with the exact same people 😐

7points

Lyop 5 years ago

Another sage!!

5points

Ceamm 5 years ago

This is more nostialgic that I expected, I did stuff like this for the 100th day of school and this is bringing back memories of 100th day parties eee

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tuzdayschild 5 years ago

Amen

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Donald Holder 5 years ago

Totally a millennial child's thought. Us baby boomers would never have thought of "turning a phone off".

3points

María Hermida 5 years ago

😄😄😄😄😄😄 👏👏👏👏👏 A perfect, logical, smart answer to a totally idiotic question.

3points

Jus 5 years ago

My kind of a person!

3points

Doreen Pinkham 5 years ago

This kid is me.

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debrina blackmoon 5 years ago

i don't have one friend...and it's fine

2points

Carole Flynn 5 years ago

Smart kid.

1point

Michelle Pitsiokos 5 years ago

Spoken like a true introvert!

1point

Mari Bradford 5 years ago

I found my long lost child

1point

Sandy J Renfroe 5 years ago

Where do you find 100 people you would actually call friends?

1point

Leisa Farrow 5 years ago

Truth!

1point

Sharon Hyatt 5 years ago

She's a smart child !!!

1point

Mya Lugar 5 years ago

Never wish to win the Lottery again!

1point

Kidha Gray 5 years ago

this needs to be at the top

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Edi IP 5 years ago

rotfl smart kid

1point

NLBC 5 years ago

genius

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Scarlett King 1 year ago

Wise words said the gentleman wise words,spoiler alert *kid ur never gonna get 💯 friends

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Rene Higgins 3 years ago

So funny

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Emmet zzstu Carr 3 years ago

how old is this kid? how does he know what a phone is?

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Grace Mills 5 years ago

if I had a hundred friends I would've made the larges human pyramid ever!!!

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sharron lynn parsons 5 years ago

Well, he did learn at a young age !!!

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Ying-Hsi Chen 5 years ago

Genius

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Karina McCabe 5 years ago

who would ask that question?

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Jennifer Crompton 5 years ago

Right?!? I can't figure out what kind of answers they were expecting here.

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Max L. 5 years ago

Winner.

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Wendy Tanneberger 5 years ago

Lol. People are trash.

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jayson ong 5 years ago

OHHHHHHH BURN! BARS BABY!

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Ashley Wright 5 years ago

Hilarious! “Please, don’t bother me.”

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kathryn stretton 5 years ago

Beep.

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Princess Dram 5 years ago (edited)

ME too. me too. but then again i'm never going to get 100 friends

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My Daughter's Personality Perfectly Expressed Through Her Outfit Choice

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532points

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Erzuq 5 years ago

Who wouldn't wan to be a butterfly warrior princess? I'm sure I would.

230points

#16

Little Sister Was Invited To The “Princess Party”. But She Wanted To Be A Puppy

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518points

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meow point1 5 years ago

At least it begins with a P.

91points

#17

Getty Washington

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505points

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Phoebe Bean 5 years ago

Ha ha ha. Still being elected...

104points

#18

My Friend's 3-Year-Old Son In Preschool Today

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505points

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panda_legerdemain 5 years ago

Woah! Very well done

100points

#19

I Asked For Art For My New Apartment This Christmas. May I Present “Butterflies”, A Painting From My Nieces Made Entirely With Their Butt Cheeks. Lovely

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492points

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meow point1 5 years ago

Butt-erflies.

309points

#20

Honesty In My Son's Homework

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482points

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Slinkman 5 years ago

Haha classic

94points

#21

My 6-Year-Old Drew Her Dad, Me, Herself And Her Little Brother. We’re Snorkelling

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475points

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Laura Zaini 5 years ago

I was terrified before reading the whole caption

325points

#22

Okay, At Least My Daughter Is Cute

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450points

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Phoebe Bean 5 years ago

And named them she did!

133points

#23

My Son's Hide-And-Go-Seek Spot

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440points

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Withnail 5 years ago

What are these two feet doing on my arm chair? Better not tickle them!

169points

#24

My Son Is One "Those" Kids

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425points

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Bsawlsville 5 years ago

That kid will work for Tesla one day

233points

#25

Nostalgia

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424points

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Phoebe Bean 5 years ago

A kid´s perspective is frightening, LOL!

106points

#26

My Kindergarten Teaching Experience In A Nutshell

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390points

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Edan Min 5 years ago

How will you show how you know the answer tho? It's like asking why A comes before B haha

101points

#27

My Daughter Hates The Sun And She Drew Me A Picture Of Her Yelling At The Sun

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377points

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The Dutches 5 years ago

She really knows how to express herself.

110points

#28

Our Dog Peed On Our New Couch. My 6 Year Old Daughter Documented The Events, Including My Reaction

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375points

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Phoebe Bean 5 years ago

You have a movie director in the making!

126points

#29

My Niece Discovered The Cat Door Today

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371points

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Vernice Aure 5 years ago

I've always wondered if this ever happened...

101points

#30

An 8-Bit Child

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369points

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Edan Min 5 years ago

Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good...

126points

#31

The Outfit My Nephew Wore To Meet My Boyfriend

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366points

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Withnail 5 years ago

Asserting dominance.

192points

#32

My Son Was Invited To A Birthday Party To Learn "Superhero" Moves. Aka Jujitsu. He Took It Very Seriously

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366points

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Phoebe Bean 5 years ago

That´s a committed kid.

103points

#33

I Run Grief And Loss Sessions With Children. This 5-Year-Old Is Wise Beyond Her Years

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355points

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Withnail 5 years ago

Same.

108points

#34

My Son Is A Fart For Halloween

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353points

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panda_legerdemain 5 years ago

👍

83points

#35

My 4-Year-Old Thinks He’s A Ninja So My Wife Took A “Before” Picture And Showed Him. He Absolutely Thinks He’s Completely Invisible In Front Of Our Black Appliances

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343points

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Eirik Johnsbråten 5 years ago

Omg, that's both cruel and awesome at the same time.

138points

#36

My Son's Best Answer This Week

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340points

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Erzuq 5 years ago

This was me during elementary school lol

77points

#37

Because We All Have That One Kid

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314points

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Kerolos Saleib 5 years ago

I mean you forced her to be under her sister's shadow...

76points

#38

My Son Got To Meet Darth Vader. And When The Dark Lord Of The Sith Told Him "Join Me, And I Will Complete Your Training" He Reached Out And Held Vader's Hand! Should I Be Impressed, Or Concerned?

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314points

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Phoebe Bean 5 years ago

Both?

122points