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Kids' playgrounds are supposed to be a hub for a child's imagination, so the designs must yield to creativity. While Danish brands such as LEGO and MONSTRUM are superstars with innovative playset creations, some jungle gym designers just seem to miss the mark.

Below is a compilation of playground design fails that are far from friendly. Who knew that once wholesome characters like Frosty, the Snowman or Spiderman could become so inappropriate with just a few bad design placements. Yes, some of these backyard playgrounds are so disturbing you will wonder how the designer or parents missed it. Scroll down below to see photos of hilariously shady playground equipment that are definitely not age-appropriate, but are sure to give you a good laugh. Don't forget to upvote your favs!

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David Jeu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kids dont see the same thing you know. Only adults see an old snatch there.

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Enuya
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, if your children ask "where are babies from", you just take them here. Clever.

Ian James
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A perfect place to be if you want to have the experience of being reborn

BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, it said "I'm never getting pregnant again for the rest of my freaking life! What was I thinking???"

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Erica D B
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, at least the children sliding down it won't see it from the front...

Night Owl
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is actually genius. A part of a playground and a great educational tool in one :D

Markus Weiler
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

somebody with abdominal delivery trauma must have designed that...

Suzanne Clark
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this in the same playground as the previous slide? Looks like we're heading for trouble.

Aaron Kara
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Where are the kids?...oh, wait what, is that?...children we're leaving"

Liam Wallace
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bruh! even not getting married is better than that, I mean nobody wants to climb out of a butt hole!

Bettina Jansen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the birth-slide ! (to be fair, I would've liked it as a kid: tunnel + slide)

Faith Nicole
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well now this can double down as a sex ed class as well. C'mon kids, we are going to the park to explain the birds and the bees

Jodi Ellis
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is just so wrong. There is no way this was not noticed.

Billy 42
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best. I would let my kids climb in and out. I dont care if it looks like pussy. They came out of one anyway.

Pipi
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well.. is the first slide in and off for many on earth.

Felicia Dale
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SERIOUSLY??? I mean, there's nothing really wrong with this (it would make a fabulous sex education aid) but still.

Dorothy Parker
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the evening, the park is used for rebirthing therapy. Excellent dual use.

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Monika Soffronow
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

FFS what is the matter with all of you? There is not a small child alive that will see something inappropriate here, no matter what is going on in the minds of some grown-ups. Relax. Take it in stride.

morgan jeffries
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So what if anything resembles a sexual organ? Who cares? The kids are just going to have fun. Get over it.

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All Aboard Thomas The Existential Angst Engine

All Aboard Thomas The Existential Angst Engine

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Really? For Kids To Play?

Really? For Kids To Play?

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Антон Христов
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Depends how you look at it. It can be quite useful for explaining how did they came to existence.. OR NOT.

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Uhhh... You Alright There, Pikachu?

Uhhh... You Alright There, Pikachu?

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Just A Regular Russian Playground, Nothing To See Here

Just A Regular Russian Playground, Nothing To See Here

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Laugh Fan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did someone wake up with the head next to them on a pillow Mafia-style?

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My Friend Is In South Korea And She Saw This In A Playground

My Friend Is In South Korea And She Saw This In A Playground

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Ouch

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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Child: WEEEEEEEEE Child: WEEEEEEEEE Child: WEEEEEEEEE Child: *roblox death sound*

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Never Split Your Legs When You Slide Down

Never Split Your Legs When You Slide Down

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Not Exactly The Right Place For A Playground

Not Exactly The Right Place For A Playground

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i can see myself slipping. slipping when it’s dry. slipping when I’m walking slowly. this is my problem ;-;

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Spiderman Bounce House

Spiderman Bounce House

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Aaron Kara
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The pump that inflates the castle probably needs to be inserted into the a**s... because, spiderman

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If You’re A 10 Foot Child And Want To Learn Braille Do I Have The Playground For You!

If You’re A 10 Foot Child And Want To Learn Braille Do I Have The Playground For You!

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This Awful Slide Placement

This Awful Slide Placement

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

c’mon man... we’re trying to ~not~ drive the elephants to extinction...

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So I Took My Son To A Playground In Poland...

So I Took My Son To A Playground In Poland...

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Daria Z
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now THAT's what usually springs to mind when I hear "spotted d**k pudding"

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Come And Play, Children

Come And Play, Children

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Child: *copies Pirate role model* Parental figure: where the hell did I go wrong?

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This Spiderman Children's Ride Has A Visible Panty Line

This Spiderman Children's Ride Has A Visible Panty Line

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Stimpy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, I guess they just used a basemodel for a superman-type hero (knickers-on-the-outside-style) and repainted it as spiderman...

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Morg And Lisu

Morg And Lisu

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Enuya
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are post-apocalyptic Simpsons. I mean, after they turned into zombie.

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Spotted At A Local Park On The Play Structure. Teaching Kids About The Planets... That Revolve Around The Earth...?

Spotted At A Local Park On The Play Structure. Teaching Kids About The Planets... That Revolve Around The Earth...?

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This Useless Playground Tic-Tac-Toe Board

This Useless Playground Tic-Tac-Toe Board

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Guess Donald Duck Really Likes Kids

Guess Donald Duck Really Likes Kids

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Laugh Fan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You'd think designers would know by now that certain animals, cartoon characters and people do NOT make good playground rides/games/toys. Maybe it would be best to just put good quality equipment in a playground and give up on this kind of thing.

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This Monstrosity

This Monstrosity

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Uhh... Spongebob?

Uhh... Spongebob?

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At The Playground

At The Playground

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Laugh Fan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Designed by someone dyslexic? It's the kind of thing my husband would do with the form of dyslexia he has.

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This Playground Of A Private Kindergarten In Omsk, Russia

This Playground Of A Private Kindergarten In Omsk, Russia

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I'm Just Gonna Leave This Here

I'm Just Gonna Leave This Here

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